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	“I fear not the man who has hidden in 10,000 toilets once, but I fear the man who has hidden in one toilet 10,000 times.” 01/03/24 20:22:03	4

	Nice to see him come out of his shell. 23/02/24 20:02:17	4

	His and hirsute 20/02/24 20:02:53	4

	"I'm Welsh and proud. These are pictures of my former partners. Let's count them together. 1, 2,..." 15/12/23 20:32:42	4

	"You said they could do whatever they want at 18." "Yes, years not months, Dave." 19/11/23 20:03:40, edited: 19/11/23 20:18:59	2 4
I preferred your previous caption which is what I voted for. --Al Overy
	Gone Gull 26/10/23 11:05:37	4

	Rest in pieces 25/10/23 11:17:13	4

	You see it so rarely that I'd almost forgot that idiom: "Purple sky at night, undertakers stand on jelly in delight." 23/10/23 20:01:40	4

	Deleted scene from Royal Marines recruitment ad. 21/10/23 19:01:46	4

	Who said the countryside isn't diverse? You can literally find every shade of fleece. 06/10/23 11:15:29	4

	What's more horrific is what goes in the sausage. 27/09/23 19:01:18, edited: 27/09/23 23:57:55	2 4
Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a meat packer. --Peter Houle
	"We don't believe the customer's always right. Hence, the customers always left." 27/09/23 8:42:39, edited: 27/09/23 8:44:25	4

	Population estimates of owls in the UK ranges from 20 to 20 billion. 26/09/23 11:25:25, edited: 26/09/23 16:58:37	4

	Even more impressive when you learn there's three owls in the picture. 26/09/23 11:07:23, edited: 26/09/23 11:49:00	4

	From one of the biggest names in literature. 15/09/23 12:31:22	4

	She shells 11/09/23 9:00:39	4

	lol Itchy bits see teenie weenie grope the fella watch his hiney. 10/09/23 19:42:56, edited: 10/09/23 19:43:18	3 4
Oh leave it as it is! It made me laugh! I would've voted sooner but I can't keep up with all the entries these days! --Julia Kinsey
	"My skills are: walking a tightrope and swatting flies with a karate kick." "At the same time?" "Don't know. Let's see..." 27/11/24 20:18:09	3

	"Is the cure the cause" people ask of Japan's earthquake alarm system 26/11/24 20:09:28	3

	The Shitting Forecast 28/09/24 11:43:08	3

	Given how hairy most knuckles are in the office, this feels like a backhanded compliment 26/09/24 19:06:53	3

	Friend's best man 03/07/24 11:04:04	3

	I miss the good ol' days, when women were women and men were bipedal donkeys. 04/06/24 11:07:01	3

	The team behind "The Willy Wonka Experience" are proud to now present: "The Shire Circumstance". 13/05/24 19:06:26, edited: 13/05/24 19:13:38	3

	At least it is not as crazy as your other book "How to Dispose of Dolphins Using Goldfish Techniques" 14/02/24 20:05:09	3

	"Aww... may I get a picture of you and your dad?" "That's not my dad." 09/01/24 20:15:33	3

	Kamikhazi 06/01/24 20:06:23	3

	Knight out on the tiles. 22/12/23 20:28:46	3

	When you can remember what the assailant wore, their height and what they were doing but forget to mention their weight; this is the police lineup you get. 12/12/23 20:05:26	3

	I ordered one size up but forgot it was log scale. 07/12/23 20:58:00	1 3

	I hope if he's happy and he knows it he doesn't really want to show it. 21/11/23 12:11:28	3

	I am not going sit on a bench from "Shard so Fart" 10/11/23 12:59:39	3

	Drinks are on me. 02/11/23 20:02:57	3

	Nuclear winter 01/11/23 20:23:20	3

	Foxes are always looking for a birdie. 31/10/23 20:06:25	3

	"I just assumed children would be able to design our clothes. After all, they are the ones that make them." 24/10/23 19:54:54	1 3
"Yes, and there's no point paying the children proper wages, as children don't properly understand the concept of money. It's much better that as adults we spend it for them, children trust responsible adults like us to spend their money for them, it --Glyn Evans
	"On paper it seemed like a good way to highlight how the system was a load of bull." #Fathers4Justice 22/10/23 11:53:08	3

	Call of Doody 21/10/23 19:32:08	3

	They split up after going viral. 20/10/23 19:12:23	3

	Firefighter 07/10/23 20:18:48	3

	Putting the 'die' in 'diet'. 07/10/23 11:12:56, edited: 07/10/23 22:02:01, suggested edits	3

	Mad Hatter 04/10/23 11:04:06	3

	When they finally emerged, it was clear that being stuck in the attic for 11 months had taken its toll on the family. 03/10/23 19:22:46	3

	"It would scare my partner"; cited as main reason for zero sales in Wales. 28/09/23 20:27:33, edited: 28/09/23 20:33:54	3

	"Don't turn your nose up at me" 28/09/23 19:00:50	3

	"You can't pull the wool over my eyes." 27/09/23 11:14:01	3

	Constipation toolkit. 26/09/23 19:02:40	3

	"It's really difficult finding a mate." 26/09/23 11:12:11	3

	"Getting the right dating profile picture is so difficult. I want to make it seem like I'm adventurous and outdoorsy. But I need to show that I'm well rounded and have other interests too, like food for instance. Plus, they need to see that I have friends. That is important. To top it off, if I can somehow show-off my smoking hot bod then I think we're in business." 24/09/23 19:25:47	3

	"You can't take us to clown school in this. It's too big." 24/09/23 9:00:50	3

	Bovine Intervention 23/09/23 19:41:05, edited: 23/09/23 19:56:09	3

	Hoofvis 23/09/23 19:35:23	3

	Madness doing this without a high visibility jacket. 19/09/23 20:19:30	3

	"Okay." ~ Guardian 13/09/23 19:04:27	3

	I've lost my arms, I've lost my hair and now I've lost my innocence. 10/09/23 19:03:12	3

	"What magic powers do you have?" "I can wear glasses with no ears and have a neckbeard with no neck." 06/09/23 19:30:31	3

	The Leader of the Scrap 26/11/24 12:02:26	2

	Nice try, but maybe just stick with playing them Stevie 26/10/24 11:12:00	2

	"I told my niece it was a doorway to Hogwarts. You just have to run at it with confidence. As she lay there with her nose broken, I nearly broke my spleen from laughing." 04/03/24 12:14:35	2

	What a waist... 28/01/24 20:04:45	2

	"Barry?" "What?" "I forgot the tools." 16/01/24 20:07:47	2

	"They're not so cute when they're bigger, but that's kids for you..." 11/01/24 20:08:00	2

	After seeing shocking pictures like this I hope more people will make the ethical choice to eat free range children instead. 05/01/24 20:57:49	2

	When instead of a roofie you slip a pogo stick in her drink. 31/12/23 20:02:46, edited: 31/12/23 20:10:19	2 2
It's an easy mistake to make. --Scrijjy Doo
	KT A shamelessly googles: "students sleeping together" 15/12/23 20:16:54	2

	I like cuddling with men too. I'm a bi-polar. 13/12/23 20:16:58	2

	"We don't believe in you." "Ho ho ho... the feeling is mutual." 01/12/23 20:12:12	2

	That tunnel must be petrifying 23/11/23 20:18:53	2

	Unfortunate having a fly around your jaw with the long exposure. 22/11/23 14:20:22, edited: 22/11/23 16:11:42	2

	"Dave, do you really expect any of our quadruplets to fight like this?" "What are you talking about? This is the grand final." 19/11/23 20:39:17	2

	Flock, Jock and Two Smoking Baaarrels 16/11/23 13:07:16	2

	Greta Thunbird 12/11/23 10:45:17	2

	The younger generation are much more in favour of going green. 11/11/23 15:53:50	2

	"Argh! The dogs got me on fire again." "Stay. Lie down. Roll over." 05/11/23 20:21:01	2

	Chernobyl safe confinement prototype. 01/11/23 20:01:24	2

	"£2000pcm accommodation now available in Hyde Park." 30/10/23 12:41:58	2

	The buttons must have been sexually re-pressed. 29/10/23 14:12:55	2

	"For goodness sake! I leave my vegan son in charge of the farm for a week and now the animals unionize." 25/10/23 19:26:40	2

	Nanzer Division 25/10/23 10:54:42	2

	"You forgot to use all the ingredients." "No, don't worry. The ginger's spare." 19/10/23 19:15:06	2

	"Hmmm... how can I say 'finger food' without making it look like I've stolen the idea." 17/10/23 11:03:11	2

	Waiter, waiter, there's some pheasant in my shot. 12/10/23 19:33:24	2

	The Arse-sistance Strap couldn't be simpler to use. Just find the nearest tree, climb to the top of it, loop over the strap and make your way back down to have a number two in comfort. Get a free pair of crampons with our sequoia model. 08/10/23 19:44:12	2

	"Does it work as a chair even if you don't pull your trousers down?" "...I suppose so. It'd never really occurred to me." 08/10/23 19:42:18	2

	"I wish you'd stop eating that stuff. The toilet looked like a colander last time." 07/10/23 11:19:59	2

	Heels over head 04/10/23 11:01:09	2

	"If that's the hot dog, I think I know why people are so rude." 27/09/23 9:02:46, edited: 27/09/23 10:33:00	2

	Typical. In his dating profile he said he was 3 ft 2. 17/09/23 11:04:44	2

	"Come out of the toilet and mummy will give you chocolate." "I just had some." 15/09/23 19:01:03	2

	Cigarettes after sets 10/09/23 13:46:39	2

	You say you wash behind your ears, but look what I found. 02/12/24 20:10:28	1

	YMCAAAAAAA 27/11/24 20:05:14	1

	Got no body to drink with 30/10/24 12:01:44	1

	So why not book your trip to The North today? 28/10/24 20:04:54	1

	Frogsporn 23/10/24 11:02:59	1

	I am so getting laid 16/10/24 11:05:14	1

	You can power it via a dynamo attached to Steve Jobs' grave 22/09/24 19:16:55	1

	Knock knock Hoo hoo hoo's there 02/09/24 11:06:07, edited: 02/09/24 11:06:21	1

	The floor is lather 27/08/24 11:11:27	1

last comments (total: 25)

I preferred your previous caption which is what I voted for.

Al Overy

19/11/23
8:54pm

comment on caption:
"You said they could do whatever they want at 18." "Yes, years not months, Dave." [Brian Butterfield]

Hehe... I assumed it was a sympathy vote. The sympathy is appreciated and noted ❤️. I just didn't have a good back up caption in me. You have my permission to retract your vote, I still feel the love.

(caption author)

19/11/23
9:19pm

comment on caption:
"You said they could do whatever they want at 18." "Yes, years not months, Dave." [Brian Butterfield]

When Dave ordered a few sticks of firewood, he wasn't aware that the seller, was Paul Bunyan.

[anon]

10/12/23
2:34am

comment on caption:
I ordered one size up but forgot it was log scale. [Brian Butterfield]

It's an easy mistake to make.

Scrijjy Doo

31/12/23
8:22pm

comment on caption:
When instead of a roofie you slip a pogo stick in her drink. [Brian Butterfield]

Either way, she'll be out within seconds.

Willie Johnson

01/01/24
4:58am

comment on caption:
When instead of a roofie you slip a pogo stick in her drink. [Brian Butterfield]

I have to say you've thought outside the box and shall be rewarded...

Julia Kinsey

12/01/24
1:07pm

comment on caption:
You think the face drawn on the carrot is rubbish. But, then you see the efforts of those kids at Gorsey Bank Primary School. [Brian Butterfield]

Perhaps a nod to 20:09:16

[anon]

26/01/24
8:34am

comment on caption:
"Wow! It's even better than your drawing of Kate Winslet." [Brian Butterfield]

This made me laugh I dunno what it even means >:D

Karen McDonald

17/02/24
8:42pm

comment on caption:
🎵 One Gooollllden Retriever Four Budgerigars Three Finches Two Cockatiels And a hamster with a paw flea 🎵 [Brian Butterfield]

"Guerre-field," the cat.

[anon]

26/05/24
4:21pm

comment on caption:
"I only regret that I have but nine lives to give for my country." [Brian Butterfield]

I'd be in stitches if they all had to repeat "Hand me the fucking keys, you cock sucker"

Certainly with one of them there'd maybe be a raised eyebrow.

Glyn Evans

13/10/24
4:45pm

comment on caption:
"Could you all say 'baa' again please?" ... "Number 2! Number 2 was the one who attacked me." [Brian Butterfield]

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