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	Coming Soon 20/10/23 19:00:58	27

	lol "The good news is we haven't replaced your job with extremely complex and sophisticated AI robotics" "And the bad news?" 17/11/23 20:14:43	24

	lol Canada has the world's highest wage for paper rounds. 20/12/23 20:15:27, edited: 21/12/23 15:09:50, suggested edits	22

	clever Mick Taylor regrets leaving the Rolling Stones. 01/10/23 11:04:45	22

	That magpie has 20 medals. Never seen battle. He just likes collecting shiny things. 17/11/23 12:07:00	20

	"The toilet is key to this. Otherwise, we'd have nothing to go on." 03/11/23 12:04:15	20

	I'm so hungry I could eat a lettuce. 13/02/24 20:18:07	19

	clever Do you know what we do to rats? 17/11/24 12:05:28	18

	"I'm still adjusting to no longer working from home." 27/02/24 20:08:30	18

	When you ask a blonde on a train if she wants to hang out. 09/11/23 20:25:49	18

	That rain was in tents 03/09/24 11:01:28	17

	The Choker 30/09/23 11:07:12	17

	Draw me like one of your Essex girls 13/09/24 11:21:09	16

	It doesn't take a genius to work that out. 12/08/24 7:03:54	16

	"Now if we turn them over we might be able to see the artist's mark." 12/02/24 20:02:26	16

	"Contenderrrrs ready!?" 16/01/24 20:11:51	16

	"How does it feel to be so close to death?" "What are you talking about? I'm about a thousand feet from death." 20/11/23 20:21:25	16

	Has bins 31/10/23 8:02:23	16

	"Do they come in packs?" 28/09/23 19:06:52	16

	Wimbledon Chimpionship 14/05/24 11:02:54	15

	Alfridge Hitchcock 23/10/23 11:12:34	15

	It was a tough upbringing. I still have flushbacks. 15/09/23 19:02:12	15

	Pied Pooper 27/01/24 12:07:37	14

	The suspense is keeping him alive. 21/11/23 12:13:56	14

	"It's wrong on so many levels" 29/10/23 12:00:59	14

	"Ever wondered where oat milk comes from?" 26/10/23 19:01:00	1 14
Dressed to express. --Karyn Harrison
	Cannibal exclaims: "If those are real body parts, I'll eat my hat!" 04/10/23 11:05:59	14

	creative x2 "Could you all say 'baa' again please?" ... "Number 2! Number 2 was the one who attacked me." 13/10/24 11:06:26	1 13
I'd be in stitches if they all had to repeat "Hand me the fucking keys, you cock sucker"Certainly with one of them there'd maybe be a raised eyebrow. --Glyn Evans
	The human releases a jet of brown as a stink defence. 04/11/23 20:09:49	13

	Loved by cereal killers. 30/10/23 20:00:16	13

	Cereal killer 07/10/23 11:02:16	1 13

	It's growing on me. 25/09/23 11:00:20	13

	lol "Dave, can't you just admit this was a bad idea and pay the congestion charge." 14/09/23 11:31:42	13

	Van Scoff Wed 12:04:26	12

	Madam, it's not just my ears I inherited from my father. 07/09/23 19:19:40, edited: 07/09/23 19:22:58	12

	clever Beach Puggies 21/10/24 11:04:48	11

	creative clever 🎵 One Gooollllden Retriever Four Budgerigars Three Finches Two Cockatiels And a hamster with a paw flea 🎵 17/02/24 20:30:11	1 11
This made me laugh I dunno what it even means >:D --Karen McDonald
	Pornrows 08/01/24 8:03:42	11

	"Can it teleport a pear?" "No, only apples." 30/12/23 20:01:08	11

	"You should see my face when she hops on my organ." 14/11/23 20:31:45	11

	Chair-spray 16/10/23 19:10:58	11

	Disability benefits. 03/10/23 11:11:32	11

	Teletabbies 10/05/24 10:17:16	10

	Geoff Hearse 14/02/24 12:02:21	10

	A hard act to follow 20/10/23 19:08:24	10

	🎵 Why do birds suddenly have rears 🎵 17/10/23 19:32:29	10

	Lactoast 23/09/23 19:05:14	10

	clever The last time I saw something that was too hot to handle for a black smith, Chris Rock was hosting the Oscars. 13/01/24 20:14:42	9

	"How did you die Mr Ghost?" "Sewer side." 23/11/23 20:04:53	9

	"You're gonna let a skunk boss you around? You've got no balls." "And whose fault is that?" 21/11/23 20:04:18, edited: 21/11/23 20:13:01	9

	"We would have won the war too, if it wasn't for this medalling kid." 30/10/23 8:01:20, edited: 30/10/23 8:34:06	9

	Mare-maid 29/10/23 20:29:10	9

	"Not an issue for me. I live on the 6th floor but I couldn't even select the second with my genitalia." 29/10/23 12:03:19, edited: 29/10/23 23:49:36	1 9

	Wedding Splasher 29/09/23 19:21:07	9

	No point crying over it. 27/11/24 12:13:00	8

	"How do you know it's Piers Morgan's house?" "It's clearly home to a colossal arsehole." 05/09/24 19:25:01, edited: 05/09/24 19:26:44	8

	Wooly Jumper 12/08/24 11:02:34	8

	"As far as I can see, there are just two things in here that are soft and absorbent. So, I really suggest you stop eating that." 02/08/24 19:09:15	8

	Shriek and Donkey 23/12/23 8:01:34	8

	sigh Now I know why they call him Dr. Dolittle. 14/12/23 20:25:36	8

	Make-A-Nightmare Foundation 24/10/23 11:10:01	8

	Family Tree 03/10/23 19:00:13	8

	Stalactights 23/09/23 11:31:34	8

	choc-a-block 09/02/24 20:01:28	7

	Ironically when I gave this to my wife for our anniversary, she had a meltdown. 01/11/23 20:06:07	7

	creative "Firstly, I resent being called a 'show-off'. Secondly, the fish I caught was this big..." 04/10/23 19:27:29	7

	Lardy Liberty 05/12/24 20:03:52	6

	Putting your decorations up before December? You know what, they were right about you. You really are a monster! 23/11/24 20:28:58, edited: 23/11/24 20:30:02	6

	Children commemorate Remembrance Day with trench foot 28/10/24 12:13:15	6

	Is it just me or have twixes gotten smaller? 03/10/24 11:16:15	6

	"Do I have to explain the rules again? You can't eat the pieces, Arnie." 29/06/24 11:11:08	6

	creative You think the face drawn on the carrot is rubbish. But, then you see the efforts of those kids at Gorsey Bank Primary School. 12/01/24 12:07:13, edited: 12/01/24 12:09:16	1 6
I have to say you've thought outside the box and shall be rewarded... --Julia Kinsey
	Barkbeque 05/11/23 20:02:07, edited: 05/11/23 20:08:37	6

	I was the same when I first got my smart meter. 22/10/23 19:07:11	6

	Mus-turd gas 21/10/23 19:02:14	1 6

	"...crap! Not again. I've loaded the gun with coco pops." 07/10/23 11:26:28	6

	creative "Eugene loved to torment his family. He'd died in 2013." 06/10/23 20:03:48	5 6
Thank you Karyn I appreciate the generosity but I only needed the oneI've donated the rest back to you and I'll donate the one I've just used when I earn it 😉 --Glyn Evans
	"If you want to know who I think done it. I reckon it was Curiosity." 02/10/23 19:20:23	6

	A eunuch take on business. 02/10/23 11:08:14	6

	Step 1: Grow a penis. 02/10/23 11:03:55	6

	Homer Invasion 27/09/23 11:00:30	6

	Smart ass 07/09/23 19:02:39	6

	The crowd went wild! 03/12/24 20:02:43	5

	Amazonian tribe that made first contact with civilization on Tuesday, beats England in qualifier on Thursday 17/10/24 19:08:01, edited: 17/10/24 19:10:40	5

	"I only regret that I have but nine lives to give for my country." 26/05/24 10:27:44	1 5

	Point Beak 08/05/24 19:14:03	5

	"Wow! It's even better than your drawing of Kate Winslet." 26/01/24 1:34:04	1 5

	🎵 I got no eyes, I got no nose I got no fingers, I got no toes.. 🎵 10/01/24 20:08:25	5

	Uranus de Milo 03/01/24 12:02:46	5

	"I haven't seen that much sh*t come out of a fox since Laurence appeared on Question Time." 31/10/23 20:17:11	5

	"We love this job. Sure, the salary isn't great. But, the tips are amazing." 31/10/23 9:08:13	5

	Wool War I 25/10/23 10:56:17	5

	Camo-khazi 21/10/23 19:05:39	5

	New Release 20/10/23 19:01:05	5

	Horse and carp 18/10/23 11:09:07	5

	Bite the bullet. 07/10/23 11:04:28	5

	clever Antiwaxxer 17/09/23 20:21:03	5

	clever The world before Isaac Newton. 17/09/23 19:24:17	5

	When you've got a Huw Edwards tattoo on your neck. 09/09/23 11:23:06	5

	Haramble 11/07/24 19:05:40	4

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I preferred your previous caption which is what I voted for.

Al Overy

19/11/23
8:54pm

comment on caption:
"You said they could do whatever they want at 18." "Yes, years not months, Dave." [Brian Butterfield]

Hehe... I assumed it was a sympathy vote. The sympathy is appreciated and noted ❤️. I just didn't have a good back up caption in me. You have my permission to retract your vote, I still feel the love.

(caption author)

19/11/23
9:19pm

comment on caption:
"You said they could do whatever they want at 18." "Yes, years not months, Dave." [Brian Butterfield]

When Dave ordered a few sticks of firewood, he wasn't aware that the seller, was Paul Bunyan.

[anon]

10/12/23
2:34am

comment on caption:
I ordered one size up but forgot it was log scale. [Brian Butterfield]

It's an easy mistake to make.

Scrijjy Doo

31/12/23
8:22pm

comment on caption:
When instead of a roofie you slip a pogo stick in her drink. [Brian Butterfield]

Either way, she'll be out within seconds.

Willie Johnson

01/01/24
4:58am

comment on caption:
When instead of a roofie you slip a pogo stick in her drink. [Brian Butterfield]

I have to say you've thought outside the box and shall be rewarded...

Julia Kinsey

12/01/24
1:07pm

comment on caption:
You think the face drawn on the carrot is rubbish. But, then you see the efforts of those kids at Gorsey Bank Primary School. [Brian Butterfield]

Perhaps a nod to 20:09:16

[anon]

26/01/24
8:34am

comment on caption:
"Wow! It's even better than your drawing of Kate Winslet." [Brian Butterfield]

This made me laugh I dunno what it even means >:D

Karen McDonald

17/02/24
8:42pm

comment on caption:
🎵 One Gooollllden Retriever Four Budgerigars Three Finches Two Cockatiels And a hamster with a paw flea 🎵 [Brian Butterfield]

"Guerre-field," the cat.

[anon]

26/05/24
4:21pm

comment on caption:
"I only regret that I have but nine lives to give for my country." [Brian Butterfield]

I'd be in stitches if they all had to repeat "Hand me the fucking keys, you cock sucker"

Certainly with one of them there'd maybe be a raised eyebrow.

Glyn Evans

13/10/24
4:45pm

comment on caption:
"Could you all say 'baa' again please?" ... "Number 2! Number 2 was the one who attacked me." [Brian Butterfield]

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