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	Fanned Aid 17/04/12 19:30:11	3

	Hazard County welcomes careless drivers. 08/04/12 20:01:20	3

	You've been framed with Mona Lisa Riley. 07/04/12 19:59:47	3

	The Dozers had to work fast before the Fraggles got back from lunch. 07/04/12 16:16:32	3

	Pathe, have they got news for you! 30/03/12 12:07:02	3

	I always keep a spare in the trunk in case I get a blow out. 19/03/12 20:01:01	3

	He used to be a Pasta-farian. 14/03/12 11:50:20	3

	What will get them first, skin cancer or heart disease? It's a tough call. 08/03/12 20:44:12	3

	The eye's have it after a show of hands. 28/02/12 20:02:01	3

	Darleks begin the destruction of the world house by house disguised as wheelie bins. 20/02/12 11:19:42	3 3

	He has more than twelve pints on his licence. 16/02/12 20:25:48	3

	Phil, Shirley and Fat-Boy ask Grant just how high his sun-bed was set... they should have just read the shirt! 14/02/12 20:08:09	3

	Kenny, the Anfield cat, regrets breaking into the players after match bath. 11/02/12 11:01:07	3

	"Have you got vertigo?" "No, only a few inches" 02/02/12 20:16:22	3

	Captain Bird's Eye's submission to Reader's Wives. 30/01/12 11:57:48	3

	The perfect antidote to a cauliflower ear. 24/01/12 20:51:00	1 3

	"I can see your landing gear" "And we can see yours!" 23/01/12 20:16:34	3

	You know you have a smoking problem when your boots are on 40-a-day. 21/01/12 11:40:25	3

	"I distintctly remember giving YOU the keys" 20/01/12 14:13:43	3

	I'm not saying Inception was complicated, but this is the plot board. 18/01/12 20:20:44	3

	When you have that much cocaine lying around dressing in pink romper suits must seem like a good idea. 17/01/12 20:04:38	3

	Zzzzzorba the Greek 17/01/12 14:33:51	3

	Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me Dr. Hfuhruhurr. 06/01/12 20:53:25	3

	"OK Dad get videoing, I'll do a double axle flip into the old man's groin, somersault onto the buggy on the rebound, and finish with a roll through the shop window, that's got to be worth £250 from 'You've Been Framed'! 04/01/12 15:17:47	3

	"I looking for something for a gift for my wife on our wedding anniversary, which one is celebrated with leather?" "All of them sir!" 30/12/11 20:29:31	3

	The view from our outside toilet after appearing on "Changing Rooms". 29/12/11 20:08:23	1 3

	What? No prickly pair? 15/11/24 12:02:10	3

	High Finance 11/10/24 11:36:42	3

	Where's Cruella de Vil when you need her? 10/10/24 19:03:07	3

	lol For God's sake Keith, just take Candice Marie to the bloody zoo! (If you know, you know... somebody must be as old as me!) 10/10/24 7:22:04, edited: 10/10/24 8:08:38	1 3

	He told the Dragons his new invention would make piles. 06/10/24 8:20:54, edited: 06/10/24 8:21:16	3

	Shepherd's Bush? 04/10/24 12:55:26	3

	Ingmar Birdman 03/10/24 19:18:02	3

	Scrappy Doo was determined the immigrants weren't going to eat him. 13/09/24 7:11:31	3

	Window surfing. 10/09/24 11:10:11	3

	"I can see foam miles, and miles..." 03/09/15 11:29:59	3

	There are concerns about just what KFC put in it' bargain bucket. 30/08/15 10:28:08	3

	Gene's stoned washed. 26/08/15 8:51:53	3

	Honey, I Shrunk Wrapped the Kids! 25/08/15 19:39:41	3

	Honey, I shrunk the Chimps. 23/08/15 19:08:31	3

	Harvey Nick's. 22/08/15 13:58:34	3

	My mum warned me about girls like this, they can lead you ashtray! 13/08/15 20:48:55	3

	It's no fun being Banksy's dog! 10/08/15 7:18:17	3

	She's a glass half full type of girl. 02/08/15 20:45:21	3

	just one of Nora Batty's fishnets was enough to disguise the whole gang. 20/07/15 13:39:17	3

	Street Tart 10/07/15 8:10:59	3

	"Do I look like a mint?" 08/07/15 13:12:31	3

	Forget the MOT I want DNA test! 27/06/15 9:14:56	3

	A young Zorro was quick to take up fencing. 26/06/15 11:31:01	3

	You're dethpicable! 24/06/15 20:12:18	3

	I'll have a Deep Space Ninety Nine, and don't forget the Flake's Seven! 12/06/15 14:21:46	3

	Channel 5 remake the classic series C.H.I.P.S. 09/06/15 8:30:48	3

	"For the last time... Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!" 25/05/15 11:06:21	3

	clever Incoming message frm The Big Giant Head. 06/04/15 9:37:33	3

	That was not what we meant when we asked tou to toast the bride. 30/03/15 12:31:26	3

	They also had a big snake problem! 28/03/15 14:16:04	3

	"I'm going to Kung Fu you!" "You and whose Tsunami?" 01/03/15 14:13:40	3

	The company are moving to more Clown-based technology. 03/02/15 20:19:01	3

	"All around the world, Pope music!" 03/02/15 9:33:14	3

	Coffin Doggers. 01/02/15 21:22:22	3

	Rear defenders must be worn! 18/01/15 21:40:13	3

	What am I looking at? Narnia business! 23/12/14 16:51:47	3

	creative J. K Rolling-pins 05/11/14 20:48:39	3

	Gusset Who? Wed 8:02:04	2

	Snow day!!! Tue 8:04:42	2

	All UKIP eat buffet. Sun 20:41:10	2

	Y... M... C... A.... 16/11/24 12:27:14	2

	Call Of Duty: Pink Ops 14/11/24 8:08:08	2

	Deck the smalls. 13/11/24 20:01:39	2

	This was his first attempt at programming in Python. 10/11/24 15:09:22	2

	"Are you sure you are Barry White?" 09/11/24 20:25:50	2

	As the ride gathered speed, Mary was regretting her Brazillian, but not as much a Susan wished she hadn't gone Commando. 05/11/24 20:19:30	1 2
That solves the mystery whistling noise --Mr Dome
	Ted couldn't understand his losing streak... until realised he was sitting in front of a large mirror. 27/10/24 10:42:37, edited: 27/10/24 10:44:12	2

	He went sunbathing on the beach and a bunch of eco warriors tried to push him back out to sea. 26/10/24 8:08:43	2

	"Yes, I called the N.F.U. and they were N.F.U.!" 21/10/24 19:48:52	2

	"I told you not to mess with Barbara Woodhouse!" 21/10/24 11:50:30	2

	This really takes the biscuit! 21/10/24 7:38:56	2

	Jane the Peg 19/10/24 8:36:45	2

	"This wasn't what we meant when we said we'd plant a tree for everyone who bought a season ticket...." 18/10/24 9:30:00	2

	"Nobody panic... I've got an idea..." 14/10/24 7:30:10, edited: 14/10/24 7:34:11	2

	Tutu cute 09/10/24 11:00:19	2

	Buffalo Bill Cord-y 27/09/24 7:13:27	2

	This years contender for 'Father of the Year' looks on. 26/09/24 7:58:46, edited: 26/09/24 7:59:18	2

	Let's see them tow this away! 24/09/24 7:08:59	2

	Number Two - The latest release from South West Water. 22/09/24 11:26:24	2

	clever Giraffe at window Was first of many waiting It was a high queue 19/09/24 13:28:00	2

	A Rome with a Mew 19/09/24 12:55:16	2

	Water Nea-polo-tan 16/09/24 8:38:54	2

	After a few drinks Harvey had an imaginary friend called Elwood P. Dowd. 11/09/24 19:52:11	2

	When the chips are down, you need to ketchup. 11/09/24 7:22:36	2

	Seconds earlier and this photo would have captured the world's fastest horse thief. 08/09/24 10:05:46	2

	HR said, "Nobody is going to steal this one!" 05/09/24 19:02:48	1 2
"Challenge accepted," said Tim Canterbury. --Crunchy Chords
	Try as he might, Sir Cadogan could never get the stains out of The Cloak of Invisibility. Wed 20:11:28, edited: Wed 20:38:26	1

	Tight fit. Wed 8:00:23	1

	The US had sent all it's long range arms to Ukraine. Tue 22:14:00	1

	Lord of the Ring Door Bells. Mon 12:00:27	1

	The annual Haggis hunt is going well. Mon 8:03:18	1

	Inventor of 'The Invisible Scratch Post' demonstrates it's use to some satisfied customers. 16/11/24 12:28:43	1

	This, and an infinite number of band mates, is how all Shakespeare's Sisters hits were written. 16/11/24 9:02:48	1

	Urinary cactus infection. 15/11/24 12:05:00	1

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last comments (total: 90)

Well it looks cold enough..

Mike Dee

21/03/15
2:39pm

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I can see her ripples! [Ian Searle]

That's great

Bad Boy Dennis.

01/04/15
2:27pm

comment on caption:
That's the last time I try internet dating! [Ian Searle]

One of my favourite Two Ronnies musical numbers.

Tracy Davidson

08/07/15
7:01am

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"Sod off, sod off, sod off, so off, so doff your hat I pray". [Ian Searle]

"Up you, up you, u pyou, a pu, a puritan am I."

D C

08/07/15
10:40am

comment on caption:
"Sod off, sod off, sod off, so off, so doff your hat I pray". [Ian Searle]

"Challenge accepted," said Tim Canterbury.

Crunchy Chords

05/09/24
7:34pm

comment on caption:
HR said, "Nobody is going to steal this one!" [Ian Searle]

'Nuts in May' - my favourite Mike Leigh play, starring a young Alison Steadman. Must've seen it at least thirty times.

Karyn Harrison

10/10/24
9:20am

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For God's sake Keith, just take Candice Marie to the bloody zoo! (If you know, you know... somebody must be as old as me!) [Ian Searle]

Only having flippers I forgive you for hitting the m when you wanted to type the n in wrong.

[anon]

14/10/24
8:49am

comment on caption:
Kenneth Williams Penguin: "Ere... My stars said this would be our lucky day". Tony Hancock Penguin: "If we keep going up like this, you'l be able to tell'm they're wromg won't you!" [Ian Searle]

Lois Lane's intention was to leave Superman but it appears she can only do it so far passive aggressively.

I'm sure armed with kryptonite she might have a much better chance.

I feel for you Lois, this is in no way spousal abuse 😉

There's no way it can be. Superman's a fictional character that you created in your mind. You needed someone to complain about as a coping mechanism for all those little frustrations you never dealt with.

It keeps Superman down trodden and also the reason he doesn't fly away from the bus stop, you won't will it. You can't have Superman being able to fly! He might leave you!

In your mind clipping his wings means that you will always be there for him to rely on...forever and ever and ever and ever.

It must be true love 😂

Glyn Evans

22/10/24
11:17am