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	Happy slimy people. 15/11/24 8:03:49	1

	Just listen to the melon-dy. 15/11/24 8:00:31	1

	Tide and time waiting for no man 07/11/24 21:26:36	1

	Call the Midwife is very habit forming. 06/11/24 21:35:43	1

	Dick Dastardly's worst nightmare has come true... 06/11/24 8:11:52	1

	"Roxanne... I told you, you don't have to wear that dress tonight" 03/11/24 20:02:46	1

	The new intake of Post-It Graduates. 31/10/24 20:18:32	1

	Imagine how disappointed they were when they found out their mystery coach trip was to Cowes Week. 29/10/24 22:27:35	1

	Corocodile Dundee: "That's not a golf club... THIS, is a golf club!!!" 25/10/24 13:49:49, edited: 25/10/24 13:51:01	1

	Every relationship she had she went in feet first, and offered herself on a plate. 25/10/24 7:27:15, edited: 25/10/24 9:29:11	1

	And to think, they said there wasn't much scope for Perry in the modern Navy. 24/10/24 7:31:29, edited: 24/10/24 7:32:07	1

	Not such a super man, he doesn't give up his seat for a lady. 22/10/24 7:08:22	1

	Rex was regretting failing his audition for 'Annie'. 18/10/24 19:08:35	1

	It wasn't just his nose Santa had to worry about Jack Frost nipping. 18/10/24 11:10:44	1

	There is snow on the roof, and on the mantlepiece. 18/10/24 11:09:48	1

	"They say he has grit. I wanted a man with grit." 15/10/24 7:29:11	1

	Spud-U-Don't-Like 14/10/24 20:59:19	1

	Kenneth Williams Penguin: "Ere... My stars said this would be our lucky day". Tony Hancock Penguin: "If we keep going up like this, you'l be able to tell'm they're wromg won't you!" 14/10/24 7:33:22	1 1

	Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-oot... 11/10/24 8:44:56	1

	Guess who got Fred Dibnah is last year's Secret Santa. 11/10/24 7:48:07, edited: 11/10/24 7:56:17	1

	That's the long and the short of it. 10/10/24 11:05:21	1

	The neighbourhood went downhill after Franz Kafka moved in... 07/10/24 7:33:37	1

	Puss the Parcel - it does come with four feet. 06/10/24 19:45:56, edited: 06/10/24 20:09:49	1

	"B,7" "Hit. You just sank my gravy boat." 01/10/24 19:46:28	1

	Mister Whippy 27/09/24 7:08:28	1

	The money is fake, the gun is fake, the drugs are fake... just like the real thing! 20/09/24 19:34:08, edited: 20/09/24 19:34:29	1

	Rick: Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a Croc of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Here's looking at you skid" 09/09/24 7:59:55	1

	In 90% of marriage break ups the wife gets the horse. 07/09/24 13:33:03	1

	"The crew has asked me to tell you not to use the jungle toilet again... They have just seen the size of Captain's Log". Thu 20:15:08	0

	They stood no chance against the elephants. Thu 12:24:23, edited: Thu 12:24:34	0

	The cat crept in to the cryptic crossword... Thu 8:18:52	0

	Santa has cracked the "If you are selling those puppies I'll have the one with the red nose!" joke a few too many times. Wed 12:10:00, edited: Wed 17:20:02	0

	Santa reduces his emissions ready for the new ULEX zone. Wed 12:08:55	0

	Arse over tit. Wed 8:03:39	0

	Things are so bad they a flying with just a skeleton crew. Tue 16:35:32	0

	He only made it by the skin of his teeth. Tue 12:17:37	0

	Enema of the State Room. Mon 20:10:25	0

	Bob Dylan getting the inspiration to write "Blowing in the wind". Mon 20:08:06	0

	It's amazing what you can find behind your bins. Mon 12:02:19	0

last comments (total: 90)

Well it looks cold enough..

Mike Dee

21/03/15
2:39pm

comment on caption:
I can see her ripples! [Ian Searle]

That's great

Bad Boy Dennis.

01/04/15
2:27pm

comment on caption:
That's the last time I try internet dating! [Ian Searle]

One of my favourite Two Ronnies musical numbers.

Tracy Davidson

08/07/15
7:01am

comment on caption:
"Sod off, sod off, sod off, so off, so doff your hat I pray". [Ian Searle]

"Up you, up you, u pyou, a pu, a puritan am I."

D C

08/07/15
10:40am

comment on caption:
"Sod off, sod off, sod off, so off, so doff your hat I pray". [Ian Searle]

"Challenge accepted," said Tim Canterbury.

Crunchy Chords

05/09/24
7:34pm

comment on caption:
HR said, "Nobody is going to steal this one!" [Ian Searle]

'Nuts in May' - my favourite Mike Leigh play, starring a young Alison Steadman. Must've seen it at least thirty times.

Karyn Harrison

10/10/24
9:20am

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For God's sake Keith, just take Candice Marie to the bloody zoo! (If you know, you know... somebody must be as old as me!) [Ian Searle]

Only having flippers I forgive you for hitting the m when you wanted to type the n in wrong.

[anon]

14/10/24
8:49am

comment on caption:
Kenneth Williams Penguin: "Ere... My stars said this would be our lucky day". Tony Hancock Penguin: "If we keep going up like this, you'l be able to tell'm they're wromg won't you!" [Ian Searle]

Lois Lane's intention was to leave Superman but it appears she can only do it so far passive aggressively.

I'm sure armed with kryptonite she might have a much better chance.

I feel for you Lois, this is in no way spousal abuse 😉

There's no way it can be. Superman's a fictional character that you created in your mind. You needed someone to complain about as a coping mechanism for all those little frustrations you never dealt with.

It keeps Superman down trodden and also the reason he doesn't fly away from the bus stop, you won't will it. You can't have Superman being able to fly! He might leave you!

In your mind clipping his wings means that you will always be there for him to rely on...forever and ever and ever and ever.

It must be true love 😂

Glyn Evans

22/10/24
11:17am

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Lois Lane refused to pick up Superman from work, she wasn't having any of his crap tonight. [Ian Searle]

Happens to me all the time.