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	lol " AND I'M TELLIN' YOU... GRADED GRAINS MAKE FINER FLOUR!!!!!" 26/02/15 8:54:38	22

	lol clever Moon River by Henry Mankini 23/10/14 8:02:51	22

	lol Moments later two more crows turned up. Police suspect it was an attempted murder. 09/10/24 7:23:21	21

	"No... Still no phone reception." 14/11/24 12:00:30	19

	"Cello... Is it me you're lookin' for...?" 17/06/15 11:43:16	19

	Wall-Street-Crash 07/09/12 11:07:33	19

	"I'm putting your status as Quo" 31/03/12 10:12:14	1 19

	In line with tradition Alfred Hitchcock had a cameo role in the episode of 'Keeping Up Appearances' he directed. 22/06/12 19:48:18	18

	"Well the seed packet said grow your own dope!" 11/06/12 11:12:07	1 18

	Come and have a pop, if you think you're hard enough! 17/06/15 19:21:30	18

	She was suffering from mooring sickness. 12/06/12 10:31:41	17

	Police were combing the area for him. 23/05/12 11:59:52	1 16

	"Ah.... Levitation... You have learned well grasshopper!" 12/07/13 7:51:30	15

	creative Before having her ears syringed, she had to get a lab report. 19/06/15 19:56:20	14

	An ambulance, a fire engine, several rescue workers... it's just an accident waiting to happen. 08/06/12 10:16:13	14

	"I REALLY wish I could fly..." 15/05/12 19:14:46	13

	Brown choc drops are five time more likely to be stopped by the police than white ones. 10/05/12 19:17:18	1 13

	The Pied Piper had also brought along a back up plan for getting rid of the rats. 03/01/12 20:10:24	1 13

	Can't see the trees for the wood. 25/10/24 13:46:06	13

	Dating with the net is a very different thing in remote areas Mon 8:11:50	12

	creative clever Star Oars 13/11/24 14:03:14	12

	OK Danny... That's a wrap!!! 12/11/24 12:00:15, edited: 12/11/24 12:00:43	12

	"Wrong Panto mate, you want the theatre down the road, this is Cinderella... Got a pumpkin?" 23/10/24 7:02:59	12

	"Alexa, show me a picture that sums up the UK/US 'special' relationship". 10/10/24 13:12:54	12

	lol Sponge Bob Square Pants' wife, Scourer Sue Rectangle Bra. 30/09/24 7:23:34, edited: 02/10/24 17:14:23, suggested edits	12

	"Pick a card, any card, but don't let me see what it is" 04/12/14 12:14:09	12

	Wank Marvin and the Shadows 28/06/13 11:53:03	1 12

	Fifteen seconds of fame for the clown, but fifteen years in therapy for the child. 04/02/13 20:44:33	12

	My name is Casper... and I'm an alcoholic. 18/09/12 10:41:44	1 12

	"Typical, you wait for ages and then two come along at the same time." 08/06/12 19:01:49	12

	Gavin, 32, from Autoglass, "Never ignore a chip on your windscreen.... it could attract seagulls...". 19/05/12 20:07:20	12

	Clive's giant magnet was playing havoc with Mark's cock ring. 11/04/12 10:18:07	12

	Please do not look at this photo if you are under 8, it's been rated PG. 20/01/12 20:04:45	9 12

	lol The last time she wore a red shirt, and stood at a bus stop, twenty children tried to board her and go to school. 30/07/13 14:09:51	11

	The Death of Pi. 04/07/13 9:08:25	11

	River Banksy. 20/06/12 10:01:13	11

	Her face could pick up satellite TV, but she was no dish. 20/05/12 19:05:05	11

	Doom service. 27/03/12 19:24:14	11

	"Mr Harris, it's the garage, we've found out what that annoying nagging sound in your car was." 19/03/12 20:05:11	1 11

	Shock as Time Team discover skeleton of a Dalek that died attempting a difficult dismount from the parallel bars. 28/12/11 11:03:22	2 11

	R2D2 has a wet dream. 11/07/13 11:00:45	10

	"No, dad, I said I wanted an 'orse for my birthday!" 30/06/12 20:24:19	2 10

	"Holmes, what is that door behind her?" "A lemon entry my dear Watson!" 25/01/12 20:11:37	10

	The Cheeky Girls were becoming suspicious of Lembit Opik's claim that this was perfectly normal procedure when applying for British Citizenship. 19/12/11 20:25:25	10

	Scientists have discovered a novel new way of improving people's mood by producing Melon-Tone-In. 15/11/24 8:03:05	10

	lol "Hi. I'm Basil. I identify as a Pedigree Siberian Hamster" 13/10/24 19:29:18	10

	Hobbit-at 12/10/24 19:01:17	10

	Bum wrap. 07/06/15 19:41:50	10

	creative The Ghost Of Christmas Pissed. 08/01/15 9:30:08	10

	Maybe this wasn't the best day to take the dachshunds for a walk. 29/09/24 19:08:25, edited: 29/09/24 19:13:03	9

	NEW!!! From Pusher Price! 20/09/24 19:03:54	9

	Spaghetti Cobra-nara 16/09/24 19:02:08, edited: 16/09/24 19:02:54	9

	"It's been absolutely fascinating, I have already spotted two camera operators, three soundrecordists and Chris Packham". 09/09/24 19:12:44	9

	Mars Bars deny claims they are getting smaller after they unveil their new delivery van. 27/06/15 9:16:27	9

	Kids, this is how we used to go shopping BEFORE the internet. 20/02/15 9:39:46	9

	"And now it's time for Charles and Nigella to cut the cake." 19/06/13 19:19:58	9

	Simon always enjoyed looking up old friends. 30/08/12 10:51:29	9

	Who says modern youth aren't prepared to dye for their country? 30/06/12 10:17:57	9

	Today he did her in oil, next week it's barbecue sauce. 30/03/12 19:35:41	9

	I don't care if it is a catfish, I'm NOT the father! 23/01/12 11:21:57	2 9

	When she sobered up she phoned one of her friends who told her she'd gone to a fancy dress party as the red arrows and had made a bit of a display of herself. 16/01/12 20:15:06	9

	That's not what I meant when I said dip your headlights! 07/06/15 20:30:39	8

	clever You're fired! 22/12/14 10:55:51	8

	Waving Private Ryan 31/08/13 12:29:54	8

	lol Spit the Dog, the latest Yewtree suspect. 29/06/13 11:29:28	8

	She did her best with the pancakes, but her husband still said they were crepe. 13/02/13 11:06:07	8

	This way to the STD clinic. 19/06/12 19:11:40	8

	Eddie Stobart the early years. 13/06/12 19:13:06	8

	Dave was the first driving instructor to introduce the interactive white board to motorcycle training. 09/06/12 10:11:10	1 8

	As an American citizen, he has the right to bare arms 05/06/12 19:04:23	8

	The youngest ever Dragon's Den entrant demonstrates her patented pavement chewing gum removal system. 20/05/12 10:55:58	2 8

	As a wave of Baked Alaska washed him out of the caravan he began to wonder if he'd over done it with the ingredients for the meringue. 30/04/12 19:51:43	8

	They shouldn't be watching that film, it's not rated PG. 07/04/12 19:52:21	8

	A bird in the hand is worth two in the bus shelter. 21/03/12 11:00:57	8

	If Pixar Films made porn. 18/03/12 20:24:26	8

	She's great in a bed. 07/03/12 12:50:13	8

	He used to hang around with Vic, but people always picked on them. 02/03/12 20:47:52	8

	I'm going to stick my neck out and say this is your first riding lesson. 25/02/12 20:49:46	8

	There were rumours this scene from 'Frozen Planet' may have been faked. 15/02/12 20:19:06	8

	"We don't p-p-p-pick up p-p-p-penguins!" 06/02/12 11:08:06	8

	Tufty was begining to wish he'd never auditioned for Ice Age 4. 28/01/12 21:00:45	2 8

	Different two-strokes 19/01/12 20:03:15	8

	"I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right odor." Mon 20:12:59, edited: Mon 20:13:07	7

	When your girlfriend is so hot she just spontaneously combusts. 05/11/24 13:24:13	1 7
Happens to me all the time. --Karen McDonald
	You got mud on yo' face You big disgrace 18/10/24 8:00:31	7

	In the event of a crash, can the children please help the adults understand the instructions before saving themselves. 06/09/15 11:58:10	7

	Worst episode of Pingu ever!!! 24/06/15 20:10:50	7

	Another brick in the stall. 08/06/15 19:40:54	7

	creative He had to admit the stick wasn't as straight as he thought, on refraction. 26/03/15 9:26:24	7

	Trina's new boyfriend wasn't bad looking, but he's no oil painting! 22/12/13 12:53:32	7

	Warning: Your vestments may go down as well as up. 24/11/13 10:38:44	3 7
Or swap vestments for intestines. ;-) --Guideaux
	The food is awful, but the toys in the happy meals....! 23/11/13 13:18:59	7

	Some how Rhona Mc Donald never caught on... 15/11/13 12:48:17	7

	Our chief weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... 27/06/13 8:29:05	7

	creative Another season, another reason, for manakin' wookie. 18/06/13 21:49:43	7

	The work of a Human-Traffic Warden. 31/01/13 11:11:56	7

	Castro GTX 01/07/12 19:33:34	7

	So this is what it's like thinking outside of the box! 22/06/12 10:08:46	7

	He spotted a gap in the market and tried to fill it. 27/05/12 19:27:41	7

	"Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be...." 11/05/12 10:31:32	7

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I've just found out that Donald Pleasance, who said the famous lines in 'The Great Escape', was in real life a WWII Fighter pilot who was shot down, held prisoner, and tortured by the Nazis. It kind of explains the tragedy of his character in the film, since he had lived it through bitter experience.