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10/08/14 8:19:28 |
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died laughing --sandeep chahal
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It's obviously not ground coffee 05/02/16 16:31:02 |
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The down votes showing here appear to be the result of a bug I introduced with my recent changes to the voting code. I'll look into this ASAP. --Chris Beach
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20/02/13 8:00:12 |
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It just requires a garage to keep the Rolls 30/07/19 9:45:36 |
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The lads of the 737 await news on the lifting of the hosepipe ban. 08/06/12 10:45:06 |
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15/08/14 21:34:23 |
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24/01/16 20:01:50 |
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He was kicked out of the Angels for being a bit Wimpy 28/07/16 19:14:54 |
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26/07/16 19:58:13 |
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06/08/14 11:09:38 |
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It does look like an on-line purhase. --Chris Moorhead
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22/06/14 19:08:35 |
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Dwayne In Spain Crawls Mainly In The Drain 12/08/15 21:14:26 |
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Barry and the lads all agreed..it was so much easier than flying South 18/08/14 19:51:47 |
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31/01/13 20:00:47 |
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30/08/12 7:02:46 |
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24/06/12 10:02:39 |
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Mckendrix patiently waited for the man to finish washing his car 08/08/14 11:00:10 |
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16/06/14 12:21:41 |
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09/05/14 11:00:41 |
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As a child, Tarzan was a bloody show-off on 'Bring Your Pets To School' day. 20/02/13 13:41:56 |
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03/02/13 8:00:10 |
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Maybe it should have been a crayfish or even a gayfish --David Devine
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20/11/12 21:27:45 |
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Taking advantage of her glasses the family of head lice decided to grow their own Tomatoes 18/06/18 20:44:53 |
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lol! --Welsh Rarebit
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Three pints and you're Legolas 13/06/17 7:00:12 |
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My wife drank just one and was feeling Merry. --Crunchy Chords
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22/09/15 19:00:19 |
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Captain Karinski was getting a little irritated at the final requests during Firing Squads 13/09/15 19:00:42 |
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Hi there..glad you enjoyed it, and yes, it's a great place to learn how to word captions to get the most out of them. I've been on here for several years and am still learning..as are most of us. For me I try never to go for the obvious and alwa... --Ron Allan
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09/12/15 12:43:51 |
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Salt of the earth. --John Glover
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13/07/14 19:00:11 |
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28/06/14 19:13:51 |
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🎵 We're off to eat the wizard......🎵 28/06/14 19:00:41 |
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Since the costume was stolen their New Year Dragon Dance was far less effective 24/02/13 12:39:49 |
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Rung thief targets local window cleaners. 05/03/12 11:02:57 |
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This is superb, and deserved more votes --Chris Beach
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Exclusive 05/08/14 10:56:22 |
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11/05/14 21:08:37 |
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I don't know what you have been smoking, but got any left? --John Glover
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Frank decided to defy the cancer at least until his lips fell off 14/10/13 11:51:48 |
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02/10/13 19:00:13 |
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More commonly known as the Council Office 20/09/13 11:00:16 |
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28/02/13 20:00:42 |
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03/12/12 20:00:17 |
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Barbara was the very first recorded death from Athletes Foot 22/10/12 11:00:31 |
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12/05/12 19:00:58 |
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Hank..just before his new kidney rejected him. 25/04/12 10:16:16 |
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"I'm assuming you left Beavis at home, love?" 13/08/15 19:11:57 |
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17/11/14 12:16:56 |
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14/04/21 20:28:31 |
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17/12/16 12:13:38 |
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lol --Welsh Rarebit
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08/12/15 12:48:11 |
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07/12/15 1:18:52 |
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Evidence that Cannibals should double-chew their food 14/10/15 19:17:38 |
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There was nothing that Gulliver liked better than going down to the coast and skimming Lilliputians 21/09/15 9:34:44 |
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21/08/15 11:17:25 |
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19/07/15 19:00:41 |
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12/08/14 11:04:15 |
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04/08/14 11:02:07 |
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02/08/14 10:13:52 |
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She should have got one of those 'Tan Packs' --Zac Kramer
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27/07/14 11:00:12 |
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Cynthia loved the feel of the wind blowing through her hair 10/07/14 11:06:07 |
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Two kids for sale...Motherbored 27/06/14 19:42:39 |
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23/06/14 11:29:32 |
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18/06/14 11:01:16 |
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Brilliant! --Michael Winner
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16/09/13 11:04:58 |
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22/08/13 19:14:24 |
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The artists formally known as 'Prints' 03/04/13 19:02:15 |
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In general, tourists weren't so impressed with Hadrian's Fence 26/11/12 20:08:38 |
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20/08/12 9:27:30 |
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Luckily his wifes bath towel was hanging on the door 21/04/20 19:10:18 |
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15/12/16 20:09:32 |
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Unfortunately, Evel Knievel's very last jump had been set up way too close to the Araldite factory 22/04/16 20:22:51 |
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14/10/15 19:06:23 |
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After two days of the Dressage event his arse was a little chapped 14/10/15 19:01:27 |
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"I take it from the toothy grin that you've got another mouse up your arse?" 20/08/14 20:24:29 |
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10/08/14 19:00:09 |
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Sooty and Sweep finally got their X-Ray results back 09/08/14 11:01:08 |
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Jenny and Sandra were both on their monthly Renaissance Period 05/07/14 9:41:33 |
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14/09/13 19:08:27 |
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13/08/13 19:00:12 |
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"I love the smell of gay palm in the morning." --Mr Blonde
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18/01/13 22:39:00 |
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25/11/12 12:10:49 |
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After Magumbi adopted the baby Lion he spent most of his time adapting the Cat Flap 09/06/12 10:01:42 |
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Three dead as 'Dancing On Ice' is hit by power failure. 24/02/12 11:02:10 |
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23/05/11 12:26:17 |
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Introducing the new Dyson 'Hawking'...ideal for those hard to get to places 20/06/14 19:00:11 |
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His first car was a nice little mover but didn't do many miles to the galleon 17/06/14 11:17:55 |
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08/06/14 9:05:58 |
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"OK, who the hell screwed with the speed control on the Escalator?" 07/06/14 16:29:29 |
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09/05/14 11:24:30 |
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07/05/14 19:15:44 |
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07/05/14 11:44:51 |
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No Elephants Blowing Water Up Exhaust Pipes 07/05/14 11:15:28 |
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Garage Sale at the Schumacher residence 18/04/14 20:48:20 |
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28/08/13 19:00:12 |
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Sir Ranulph Fiennes puts his Antarctica failure down to inadequate training facilities 17/03/13 11:33:33 |
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Good caption. I'd recommend a very small tweak, change insufficient to inadequate. :D --Mr Blonde
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13/12/12 12:32:34 |
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Memo to oneself...keep the washing tablets in a separate cupboard from the loo-blues. 28/09/12 11:09:56 |
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28/08/12 20:42:34 |
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12/06/12 10:38:34 |
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06/06/12 11:05:28 |
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24/05/12 10:17:09 |
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All the drinks were free of charge. 13/05/11 10:00:22 |
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In the cold winter months George the flasher preferred to describe himself to his victims. 04/02/11 12:02:41 |
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Ron, you completely had me going until the word 'stool', then I just lost it. Nice one!
11:44pm
comment on caption:
ARE YOU A PET OWNER? Then please check out this important message in the Caption.me forum under 'THE FAECES PROBLEM'
[Ron Allan]
What a load of gobbledygook!
12:06pm
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Derek The Chicken's Used Car Emporium...9.45am
"Look, sweetheart, it's like this...You've got filler paradise in yer back arches, yer left headlight blinks like a one-eyed Camel in a sandstorm, yer paintwork would have Michelangelo shitting himself with laughter and yer two nearside rubbers are on the slippery side of legal. Then to top it all off, yer got 78'000 long ones on the clock and yer ashtray's need emptying.
Mmmm..tell you what, luv? the very best I can do (an I'm probably cuttin' me own throat eer) is offer yer a quick handshake and a dozen eggs...what do yer say?" [Ron Allan]
Some of Bob Newhart stuff is brilliant.
1:42pm
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Day 7364; Animal Research Literary Division
"Jeeezus, Harry...let me read you this, I think she may have come up with
something this time"
'To be, or not to be-that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep-
No more-and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep-
To sleep-perchance to dream:
TURNS PAGE...
HFKhgkkkkkkkkkkjGHHHhbnnnnnneee563723.......'m''''[vbxfdyryyyyyymmmDFFFGGSDDF---H
"Shit, Harry...for a second there I really thought we'd hit the jackpot"
[Ron Allan]
Brilliant!
10:34pm
comment on caption:
In the early spring many flocks of Goats fly back from their winter retreats and embark on a frantic search for secluded locations well away from Townships and high enough to deter the Wingless Suet Moth (their natural predator)
Large nests are then intricately constructed and equipped with small petrol driven incubators in which they can safely store their eggs, thus leaving them totally free for other pastimes such as crocheting Tea Cosies or Sudoku.
Towards the end of May many Goats have already welcomed their new hatchlings and celebrate this event by holding spectacular pyjama parties which inevitably include firework displays, talks on furniture restoration and skilful demonstrations of Rhubarb juggling...thus ensuring that the cycle of life continues.
[Ron Allan]
Thanks for the flattering comment, Zac.
11:20pm
comment on caption:
In the early spring many flocks of Goats fly back from their winter retreats and embark on a frantic search for secluded locations well away from Townships and high enough to deter the Wingless Suet Moth (their natural predator)
Large nests are then intricately constructed and equipped with small petrol driven incubators in which they can safely store their eggs, thus leaving them totally free for other pastimes such as crocheting Tea Cosies or Sudoku.
Towards the end of May many Goats have already welcomed their new hatchlings and celebrate this event by holding spectacular pyjama parties which inevitably include firework displays, talks on furniture restoration and skilful demonstrations of Rhubarb juggling...thus ensuring that the cycle of life continues.
[Ron Allan]
I don't know what you have been smoking, but got any left?
11:33pm
comment on caption:
In the early spring many flocks of Goats fly back from their winter retreats and embark on a frantic search for secluded locations well away from Townships and high enough to deter the Wingless Suet Moth (their natural predator)
Large nests are then intricately constructed and equipped with small petrol driven incubators in which they can safely store their eggs, thus leaving them totally free for other pastimes such as crocheting Tea Cosies or Sudoku.
Towards the end of May many Goats have already welcomed their new hatchlings and celebrate this event by holding spectacular pyjama parties which inevitably include firework displays, talks on furniture restoration and skilful demonstrations of Rhubarb juggling...thus ensuring that the cycle of life continues.
[Ron Allan]
creative? oh yes.
8:44am
comment on caption:
In the early spring many flocks of Goats fly back from their winter retreats and embark on a frantic search for secluded locations well away from Townships and high enough to deter the Wingless Suet Moth (their natural predator)
Large nests are then intricately constructed and equipped with small petrol driven incubators in which they can safely store their eggs, thus leaving them totally free for other pastimes such as crocheting Tea Cosies or Sudoku.
Towards the end of May many Goats have already welcomed their new hatchlings and celebrate this event by holding spectacular pyjama parties which inevitably include firework displays, talks on furniture restoration and skilful demonstrations of Rhubarb juggling...thus ensuring that the cycle of life continues.
[Ron Allan]
We only accept 1 drug fuelled rambling a week thank you.
1:28pm
comment on caption:
Porsche wasn't your average dog. He enjoyed fine arts and spent many joyous hours down at The National Gallery studying the influences of Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres on a modern society.
He was very heavily into politics and planned to run for office in the next General Election. He also made a habit of studying the Stock Market with hopes of one day making a killing, moving to Panama on the proceedings and opening his very own business Microchipping Weasels.
Porsche also loved watching TV and would never stray too far from his beloved Bang & lufsen, or if out, his Xperia tablet Z.
He enjoyed Newsnight (being particularly impressed with the lighting and set designs) Anything with Valerie Singleton and enjoyed Professional Wrestling clips on You Tube (particularly the amusing antics of Kendo Nagasaki, of which he had several posters on his Kennel wall).
Embarrassingly, in moments of rare weakness, he would admit to tuning in to re-runs of The Antiques Roadshow where he'd quietly fantasize about humping the well proportioned right leg of a young Hugh Skully.
However, he wasn't blind to the fact that this charmed existence he enjoyed would probably come crashing down around him the very second the dog shit was discovered in the Gucci Handbag.
[Ron Allan]
Who's the we?
5:49pm
comment on caption:
Porsche wasn't your average dog. He enjoyed fine arts and spent many joyous hours down at The National Gallery studying the influences of Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres on a modern society.
He was very heavily into politics and planned to run for office in the next General Election. He also made a habit of studying the Stock Market with hopes of one day making a killing, moving to Panama on the proceedings and opening his very own business Microchipping Weasels.
Porsche also loved watching TV and would never stray too far from his beloved Bang & lufsen, or if out, his Xperia tablet Z.
He enjoyed Newsnight (being particularly impressed with the lighting and set designs) Anything with Valerie Singleton and enjoyed Professional Wrestling clips on You Tube (particularly the amusing antics of Kendo Nagasaki, of which he had several posters on his Kennel wall).
Embarrassingly, in moments of rare weakness, he would admit to tuning in to re-runs of The Antiques Roadshow where he'd quietly fantasize about humping the well proportioned right leg of a young Hugh Skully.
However, he wasn't blind to the fact that this charmed existence he enjoyed would probably come crashing down around him the very second the dog shit was discovered in the Gucci Handbag.
[Ron Allan]
Would you ghost write some captions for me?
Great stuff!
6:03pm
comment on caption:
Porsche wasn't your average dog. He enjoyed fine arts and spent many joyous hours down at The National Gallery studying the influences of Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres on a modern society.
He was very heavily into politics and planned to run for office in the next General Election. He also made a habit of studying the Stock Market with hopes of one day making a killing, moving to Panama on the proceedings and opening his very own business Microchipping Weasels.
Porsche also loved watching TV and would never stray too far from his beloved Bang & lufsen, or if out, his Xperia tablet Z.
He enjoyed Newsnight (being particularly impressed with the lighting and set designs) Anything with Valerie Singleton and enjoyed Professional Wrestling clips on You Tube (particularly the amusing antics of Kendo Nagasaki, of which he had several posters on his Kennel wall).
Embarrassingly, in moments of rare weakness, he would admit to tuning in to re-runs of The Antiques Roadshow where he'd quietly fantasize about humping the well proportioned right leg of a young Hugh Skully.
However, he wasn't blind to the fact that this charmed existence he enjoyed would probably come crashing down around him the very second the dog shit was discovered in the Gucci Handbag.
[Ron Allan]