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	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	284	573	#150
Comments	3	177	1	#106
Forum Posts		23

	All Time
	Voted	Rank
Captions	477	#162
Comments
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	Cliff was holding the fort. 15/05/12 10:22:15	25

	...and that's the way the crook is rumbled! 10/05/12 19:01:58	2 19

	"Paddy...when I asked for a sign that was 4 feet high I wasn't expecting this!" 17/05/12 10:00:11	16

	"Don't worry about the children darling, I can see the apartment from here, what's the worst that could happen?" 02/05/12 10:38:40	4 14

	Grindependence Day. 11/06/12 19:25:11	13

	"I'm sorry officer but they was mocking me" 21/03/12 12:21:51	13

	Porner Shop. 21/05/12 10:00:08	9 12

	X marks the squat. 06/06/12 11:50:07	11

	"I think it's about time you started using those nose trimmers Dad" 23/05/12 10:01:49	6 11

	Ladslide. 03/04/12 19:00:28	11

	I came across this sign t'other day while I was picking up some dog shit when I thought to myself.....I probably should get a dog. 27/03/12 10:03:26	4 11

	What a total egit... there's one unlocked further down! 02/04/12 11:47:06	10

	The murder weapon was found nearby, it was one stone. 21/03/12 14:55:09	10

	Catapulp. 19/06/12 10:38:52	9

	A Snack of the Clones. 11/05/12 10:05:21	9

	Apparently Geppetto has not sexually abused Pinocchio as of yet. Touch wood. 27/04/12 19:11:21	9

	Ross decided to take off his glasses because it made him look harder. 26/04/12 10:46:38	9

	Phil's penis enlarger finally arrived from Ebay. 26/04/12 10:25:31	1 9

	Barebie. 03/04/12 10:00:20	9

	"I don't like chicken but my Nandos" 30/03/12 11:49:02	9

	"Well, I like candles.....and.....I like skulls but......which one is better? There's only one way to find out.......FIIIGGGHHHTTTTTT!" 19/03/12 13:29:38	9

	Spider-Man ought to do more Green Goblin' 30/05/12 11:51:21	8

	Rubber dicky. 15/05/12 19:00:14	8

	"How did you do that?" "Caerphilly" 03/07/12 10:42:44	7

	Omega free. 02/07/12 10:00:18	7

	♫ The tide is high but I'm holding on ♫ 15/05/12 10:37:34	7

	1 in 4 thugs prefers to take the Mickey. 27/04/12 10:00:07	2 7

	Sky+ 1 25/04/12 19:38:12	7

	The Amish Top Gear. 29/03/12 19:00:51	7

	Alan caught himself in The Mirror. 29/03/12 10:20:26	1 7

	"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!" 20/03/12 20:39:38	7

	It's a bitch trying to untangle him after the YMCA 06/06/12 11:57:11	6

	Harry caught a Birds Eye. 24/05/12 11:48:31	6

	"The animals went in 4x4, hurrahhhh hurrahhhh" 16/05/12 20:41:59	6

	Bill Oddie hell, what's happened ere then? 21/03/12 12:15:21	6

	Sally took the opportunity to propose with a leap this year. 14/03/12 20:51:04	6

	The Bait Escape. 02/07/12 10:00:10	5

	Monk and Disorderly. 21/06/12 11:26:02	5

	Kevin had a gut wrenching moment. He couldn't remember if he'd packed his wife's curling tongs on their way for an overnight stay at Pontins. 13/06/12 19:09:15	5

	Well everything was fine when I took the picture... ...then she got a bee in her bonnet. 14/05/12 11:45:12	5

	"Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss JOHNNY 5!" 04/05/12 10:00:37	5

	What an attention Sikher. 03/05/12 10:00:33	5

	John was unimpressed with his mates for teabagging him during the night. 28/03/12 19:00:14	8 5

	Turdo Diesel Injection. 04/07/12 10:04:49	4

	David Croc'ate. 07/06/12 10:41:47	4

	"Excuse me sir, I've got a scone to pick with you" 10/05/12 19:01:37	4

	After years of nail biting suspense, anxiety, torment, sleepless nights and expensive therapy..... I finally find out how he gets to Sesame Street >:\| 09/05/12 20:27:44	4

	"I told you not to feed it after midnight!!!" 25/04/12 10:19:15	4

	I'd just got in the car with my 5 year old when my neighbour suddenly shouted "YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER!" I thought to myself, who the bloody hell do they think they are!? "Stop the car son" 23/04/12 10:49:22	4

	"Hey come back! That's my wife!" ...shouted the Tin Man 29/03/12 19:05:13	4

	"Don't mind us pal, we're just having a gander" 26/03/12 19:26:46	4

	"You want Crusha!? I'll give you Crusha!" 19/06/12 10:27:40	3

	"In't milk brilliant!!!" 31/05/12 10:00:22	3

	Ellen Degeneres after her breakfast at Tiffany's. 23/05/12 10:02:13	3

	Footprints on the stand. 17/05/12 10:00:19	3

	'Hanging on' by A.Fred 15/05/12 10:00:42	3

	"You've got to pick a choccy or two boyyyyyyyyyyy..." 10/05/12 19:01:18	2 3

	"Catch anything!?" "A PERCH" "I meant a fish!?" 01/05/12 10:19:04	3

	I'm not saying he's ugly but even Right Guard turned left. 25/04/12 10:23:27	3

	The Devil Wears Next T'Nada. 20/04/12 10:07:55	3

	Scream egg. 17/04/12 11:20:00	3

	My nan hung herself in a modern art gallery... it was a few weeks before anyone noticed. 05/04/12 13:10:52	3

	"I don't care if you only speak Japanese. Fuck it, we'll get a translator...your hired!" 03/04/12 10:06:47	3

	Ice Jockey. 29/03/12 19:00:14	3

	...that's the last time I fly coach! 28/03/12 10:31:03	3

	Rob was in a state of shock after he discovered Whitney Houston's body. 27/03/12 19:16:55	3

	Fred enjoyed the tranquillity as he admired his surroundings ...the ducks were elegantly and gracefully taking to the water ...the geese were having a peaceful and pleasent gander ...and the pigeons continued to shit all over everything. 26/03/12 19:14:31	3

	Grass Boot. 22/03/12 11:01:19	3

	The early bird catches the X43 21/03/12 12:54:29	3

last comments (total: 39)

Personally, I don't find it funny but am open to freedom of speech.

Wappy

03/05/12
11:01am

comment on caption:
"Don't worry about the children darling, I can see the apartment from here, what's the worst that could happen?" [Lyarna Manley]

Superb!

Michael Winner

10/05/12
7:13pm

comment on caption:
...and that's the way the crook is rumbled! [Lyarna Manley]

Thank you Michael :)

(caption author)

10/05/12
7:16pm

comment on caption:
...and that's the way the crook is rumbled! [Lyarna Manley]

That would actually make a fantastic ad campaign- genius!

Michael Winner

10/05/12
9:07pm

comment on caption:
"You've got to pick a choccy or two boyyyyyyyyyyy..." [Lyarna Manley]

Thanks Michael!

(caption author)

11/05/12
7:52am

comment on caption:
"You've got to pick a choccy or two boyyyyyyyyyyy..." [Lyarna Manley]

This is ridiculous, this caption was on here first that is why it is below. This sort of thing happens all the time; the second captioneer should remove their caption.

Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe

21/05/12
10:47am

comment on caption:
Porner Shop.
[Lyarna Manley]

Great minds think a like, they are both 11:00. I'm voting for this one because I like the capital used for Shop. Perhaps Chris should put seconds on the captions, so you could curse if you were beaten by a split second.

Neil Mackenzie

21/05/12
11:03am

comment on caption:
Porner Shop.
[Lyarna Manley]

Maybe I can clear things up (or add further to the confusion). I also did Porner Shop at 11.00, my one was the 4th caption but I noticed the very 1st caption (this one) was also Porner Shop so I voted for it and changed my one. By the time I had, another Porner Shop had popped up 2 captions above mine. Lisa will have voted for the bottom caption but this is because mine and the others around it were all voted on very quickly, there are 9 from 11.00 which have votes.

I checked later and when both Porner Shops had 4 votes, this one was underneath.

We could have had a Porner Shop on each corner of the block if I'd left mine and Lisa had added hers. laughing face