Sending private messages on this site is currently disabled due to abuse by spammers.

Please use the forum to send private messages instead.

	This Week				Last Week			All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	52	1	4	#25	1			3488	6010	#41
Comments	3							86	72	#61

	This Week		Last Week		All Time
	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank
Captions	1	#24			1003	#125
Comments					5	#89

captions comments received captioned photos

captions

	Is Father Christmas real? No it's just a phallacy. 14/09/24 11:05:49	20

	creative x2 clever PepperOnly Pizza. 31/07/16 8:27:17	20

	Camp fire. 21/01/16 13:41:13	2 20
Thanks. --Chris Halliwell
	creative This photo was developed from a negative. 21/07/15 11:02:23	20

	creative clever If walls had deers. 13/05/15 7:03:13	20

	That meat looks a bit dicey. 17/10/22 7:03:39	18

	Either way it was going to be a Grizzly end. 23/05/21 7:38:23	18

	Note to self...... 07/07/19 19:02:08	18

	lol 🎵🎵 These boots were made for walkies....... 🎵🎵 29/04/19 19:32:53	18

	lol BackPack and Crack. 20/07/18 11:48:56	2 18

	Tom, drip and Harry. 21/05/24 11:08:10	17

	lol As quick as you can please, we've got The Beatles turning up any minute. 17/05/21 7:04:36	17

	I'm guessing that's not a Virgin. 03/03/16 12:03:28	1 17
You're on the right track --Bad Boy Dennis.
	♪ Veal meat again... ♪ 03/07/22 7:14:36	16

	Is that a Rockweiler? 25/07/20 19:04:47	16

	clever The International Space Station is a lot more roomy than I thought it was. 03/06/20 11:05:33	2 16
I wonder if they have any Branson pickle on board? ðŸ˜‚ --Chris Halliwell
	She looks very composed. 28/01/20 8:01:43	16

	Trouble Brewing. 18/11/18 9:01:52	16

	No this is a Frogbench, a Toadstool is completely different. 03/09/18 19:23:19	16

	🎵When the moon hits your eye Like a big-a pizza pie That's A Moray.🎵 24/08/13 11:02:39	16

	Weapons of mass distraction. 13/02/13 20:16:26	16

	Ears of a clown. 02/12/12 20:05:00	16

	Gator Aid. 30/11/24 20:01:39	15

	The Descent of Man. 03/10/18 12:12:44	2 15
Thank you. â˜º --Chris Halliwell
	The Suspension is killing me. 16/07/18 19:32:22	15

	Has anyone seen Big Mac? He's about this high and has absolutely no taste. 16/09/15 21:18:57	15

	Go ahead punk, make my Christmas day. 14/10/18 19:19:17	14

	clever The Royal Ascent. 05/08/17 19:10:08	14

	I told you we should have weighted our handbags down. 08/09/16 7:10:18	14

	lol x2 The NHS appear to have brought forward dramatically the age for the Prostate cancer check up. 20/02/16 20:25:13	14

	House Mate. 26/01/16 8:08:59	14

	Match Point? 08/09/15 11:20:24	14

	Walls I scream. 16/03/15 20:01:49	14

	The Beagle has Glanded. 29/10/14 12:22:47	14


lol creative x2 15/05/14 19:28:22		3 14
20.24.32 should have had a nod I think. --Cath Jones
	It was neck and neck in the giant slalom. 11/02/13 20:14:58	14

	I think he's looking for the paws button. 12/05/14 11:01:21	13

	Drag racer. 13/11/13 16:18:46	13

	lol Things weren't going well at the saluting for beginners class. 04/10/13 11:03:18	2 13
Reminded me of Benny Hill's Fred Scuttle ;) --Gordon Bannerman
	Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 01/06/13 11:17:41	2 13
I stand corrected the edit has been done. Cheers. :-) --Chris Halliwell
	After falsely being accused of not strapping the customers into the ride and being sacked for it the attendant successfully sued for Funfair Dismissal. 23/09/22 7:51:17	13

	Can't stop, I've got a pressing engagement. 25/10/21 7:02:43	13

	Of course a leg comes through the screen when you have to reboot it. 26/11/20 8:05:35	13

	Looks like she's trying to drum up some business. 17/09/20 7:03:14	2 13
Don't be Crude. --Chris Halliwell
	Swan for the road? 25/04/19 19:00:23	13

	Kirk to Spock: Which deck are you on? 03/11/16 8:55:45	13

	lol Wow Air Guitar goes a lot further back in history than I thought. 21/08/16 12:28:23	13

	clever x2 I don't think the supermarket meant this when they put 'If found please return to the nearest Branch' on the trolley. 22/03/15 20:05:32	13

	So that's what the Logbook's for. 17/05/23 8:11:32	12

	Just waiting for my chips. 27/03/23 7:01:16	12

	We are amused. 16/11/21 12:07:11	12

	...and this is what Streaming was when I was your age. 02/05/20 19:24:12	1 12
You want streaming? I'll give you streaming! --Scrijjy Doo
	🎵 You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel...🎵 09/11/18 14:39:16	12

	Confusion continues to reign at the Conservative Party Headquarters. 01/02/18 12:10:54	12

	She looks a bit Krafty. 30/10/17 20:27:32	12

	creative M,C,A. 04/09/17 7:07:19	12

	Peeping Tom's. 11/04/16 19:00:46	12

	That's handy, I was trying to think of a password with 5 or more characters in it. 30/07/15 7:20:54	12

	clever Number 2 on the to do list. 09/11/14 14:16:16	12

	Hey mate have you seen that bottle I had a piss in earlier...... 20/05/13 19:29:05	12

	Richard the Lionhead. 08/02/13 12:00:41	12

	The Great Barrier Thief. 19/11/24 20:04:54	11

	I hope he's got two pairs of trousers on, looks like he's about to get a hole-in-one. 03/03/24 12:01:58	11

	Meanwhile back at SillyCone Valley..... 31/12/23 8:03:22	11

	Is this a new TV series or is it just a pilot? 22/12/20 14:18:18	11

	Russian Olympic Kayak team strenuously deny taking performance enhancing drugs. 05/03/20 20:13:07	11

	..and you say Mr. Trump grabbed you where? 05/10/18 8:47:25	11

	Attached to the Cavity wall I presume. 30/07/18 14:15:05	11

	Pout of Africa. 14/03/18 20:04:11	11

	🎵Smoke gets in your.... oh🎵 27/01/17 20:32:43	11

	clever Bug to the Fuchsia. 18/11/16 20:05:32	11

	Makes a change from Jay walking. 22/09/14 7:09:29	11

	lol creative Crouching Firefighter, Hidden Dragon? 01/07/14 12:13:30	11

	Quick let's get this over with before that bloody David Attenborough turns up with his film crew. 01/05/14 11:51:03	11

	PlayGround Hog Day. 29/04/14 17:32:15	11

	Fruit Gums. 07/04/14 7:00:51	11

	Are Yuleonsome tonight.... 27/12/13 14:34:20	11

	No one had anticipated that there would be so much clamour for the bouquet at same sex weddings. 22/08/14 9:54:03	10

	There he goes, just about to crucify one of Jamie Oliver's recipe's again. 10/04/14 19:04:40	10

	The Four Busketeers. 09/03/14 20:03:44	10

	You can't beat seeing a pearl necklace all over a bust. 31/01/14 12:01:24	10

	Trash, Bang, Wallop. 10/12/13 8:16:09	10

	ClipArt. 09/12/13 20:07:56	10

	Moses has another go at parting the waves. 27/11/13 20:39:51	10

	lol Planet of the Crates. 06/09/13 19:00:22	10

	Hornythology? 13/06/13 9:48:36	10

	Brawlroom dancing? 15/05/13 7:12:12	10

	Johnny Full English. 26/11/23 20:01:34	10

	clever Gator Raid. 28/06/22 14:07:29	10

	You go round wearing T-shirts like that but then one of you grabs the security guard by the bollocks, bloody hypocrites. 01/10/19 11:03:53	10

	Thaws. 23/09/19 12:10:53	10

	Don't you just love Digital Photography. 19/03/19 12:05:08	10

	A flight of fantasy. 21/10/18 20:42:44	10

	I thought it was only on speciality websites where you could see a Nun gripping a big chopper with both hands. 02/06/16 7:21:35	10

	clever Yet another test of the Rectal Expander. 06/01/16 8:27:43	3 10
You are the master of anal-stimulation humor...Give yourself a THUMBS UP. --Greg Curtis
	Banana split. 19/10/15 7:10:37	10

	If only I could get these false teeth to stay in, I could have a slice of cake with my coffee. 16/12/14 14:18:58	10

	His Parka is worse than his bite. 24/11/14 13:34:32	10

	Where Beagles Stare. 31/10/14 20:02:59	10

	Sorry ladies it's members only in here. 15/11/23 8:01:45	9

more captions

last comments (total: 120)

But it looks like 4 down to me

Rob Falconer

08/06/11
10:30am

comment on caption:
7UP and 5 down? [Chris Halliwell]

You two should be captioning...not doing the bloody Times Crossword.

Ron Allan

08/06/11
11:06am

comment on caption:
7UP and 5 down? [Chris Halliwell]

4 down on the floor and one looking a little sad?

Chris Halliwell

08/06/11
11:13am

comment on caption:
7UP and 5 down? [Chris Halliwell]

Like this one. It would work just as well, if not better, without "(on)". Still gets my vote though.

Steve Hann

21/06/11
5:12pm

comment on caption:
Not much (on) between the ears. [Chris Halliwell]

strangest thing ever that i posted this caption and now its appeared at the top but isnt mine anymore???....Chris? we will have to split it im afraid...I will take caravan as i LOVE caravans and you can tak....:)