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"What?" --Willie Johnson
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02/10/22 19:01:00, edited: 02/10/22 20:45:49 |
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Clever. --vincent hefter
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09/07/22 19:02:34 |
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Aww, fond memories. That was my affectionate nickname for my ex...What? She was an architect... what were you thinking? --Mauris Iocus
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Ssssssssmokin'! The Mask, great film. --F Mackay
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Why would anyone want to measure tape? --Willie Johnson
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The question is, how many molehills does it take to make a mountain and how many dead moles? 🤔
7:49pm
comment on caption:
She's making a mountain out of a molehill. [alexandra ball]
Typical the IKEA boy has a couple of nuts missing.
7:19pm
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I have no Ikea where they are! [alexandra ball]
That's quite interesting, I never realised that sheepish meant to feel extreme shame or having a lack of self confidence.
I always thought sheepish meant fickle for someone who's easily herded as they can't or don't resist peer pressure.
But it appears that "sheepish" applies to the way a shepherd lives rather than the sheep. Hopefully this isn't a definition coined up by city slickers to undermine the farming working classes to make them feel a sense of shame, or to make the city slickers feel better as they're not the poor bastards sitting out in the fields themselves! 🤣
It's alright, in an urban setting they've got the factory working line instead but I've never come across being factoryish before...
3:34pm
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He lives alone, he's a bit sheepish. [alexandra ball]
With your phone... and credit card details
7:16am
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If you won't let me steal your chickens, I'm ordering a deliveroo. [alexandra ball]
It explains why the kids were 'AWOL' from school, after, recess break.
(Absent WithOut Leave)
12:13pm
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Now we know where all those missing kids went! [alexandra ball]
Please see 08:09:40
9:39am
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Sheer madness. [alexandra ball]
See caption 20.00.33 Mr Beach must have been on another call not to notice
7:49am
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It's a trunk call. [alexandra ball]
Chris Beach must have been on a call to nature see caption 20.00.59
8:06am
comment on caption:
It's a trunk call. [alexandra ball]
This caption was 4 seconds later, Anon, so while I feel sorry for 20:00:33, this is clearly a timing clash. The dupes Chris has rightly been calling attention to have been much later, and obviously not timing clashes.
8:08am
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It's a trunk call. [alexandra ball]
Guess you call it a close call
9:07am
comment on caption:
It's a trunk call. [alexandra ball]