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	Anna wanted her hair to be a Shade Lighter. 18/03/12 20:12:27	17

	clever Nothing turns Jock on more than seeing his sheep in fish nets. Mon 11:32:43	16

	Nantendo 10/08/24 11:08:25	4 16
Was someone drunk with my homies? --Mr Dome
	Kneehole surgery 15/06/24 8:47:32	16

	Climbing frames 14/03/24 20:05:10	16

	Airbnb 06/03/24 12:11:40	16

	Moby Dick 25/01/24 20:26:45	16

	Turd class 06/01/24 20:35:15	1 16

	lol A Tail of Two Kitties 11/08/23 11:01:30	16

	lol They have been inseparable since they met on a package holiday. 07/02/21 12:12:20	16

	An emotional rollercoaster. 06/03/20 12:32:30	16

	Reliant Dobbin 29/12/18 8:53:39	16

	John Leannon 11/11/18 12:12:20	16

	Auntie establishment 06/11/18 8:45:15	16

	It really bugs me when he scrapes his nails down the whiteboard. 25/08/18 19:33:38	16

	Copycat 02/08/18 8:30:12	16

	Tinderella 05/10/17 19:31:30	1 16

	Mud Max 23/09/17 11:50:21	16

	Plastic surgery 15/07/17 11:04:43	16

	Think-tank 24/01/17 8:08:21	16

	lol clever Chairman Meow 14/10/16 19:42:15	16

	Alice in Wonderland 24/09/16 7:03:59	16

	lol clever "It's bitter outside." 15/06/16 19:17:18	16

	lol No holes barred 07/03/16 12:05:23	16

	"It's a four-meal drive." 23/01/16 12:22:47	16

	Lawn order 03/09/15 19:14:06	16

	clever 🎵 Swing Low, Meat Chariot 🎵 20/08/15 19:44:48	16

	Sundae lunch 04/07/15 11:09:16	16

	First draught 04/07/15 7:00:37	16

	He must be wearing Huggies Pull-Ups. 26/06/15 11:16:19	16

	creative Heneken 01/04/15 11:08:32	1 16
Excellent --Bad Boy Dennis.
	Culling card 06/03/15 12:52:43	16

	Jewrassic Park. 25/12/14 8:22:41	16

	Funnel vision. 17/10/14 11:14:20	16

	Confessions of a Window Cleaner. 02/07/14 7:55:24	16

	Carry Grant. 20/05/14 7:03:26	16

	"Don't put all your eggs in one casket." 24/04/14 12:03:52	16

	"Good Lordi! Is it time for the Eurovision Song Contest already?" 17/01/14 8:03:33	16

	creative Filly Graham. 23/11/13 12:50:21	16

	Pumping Zion. 16/06/13 7:05:24	16

	John decided to toss in the towel. 16/03/13 20:13:09	1 16
Wanker! --John Glover
	A bumper catch. 17/12/12 8:05:53	16

	"He's lost the plot." 19/09/12 7:15:01	16

	He wants directions to Canary Wharf. 09/05/12 19:02:33	1 16

	Log Warmers. 13/04/12 19:01:55	16

	They look like they haven't got a scare in the world. 08/09/14 19:59:16	15

	Scrapdragon. 17/08/14 11:44:47	15

	Sunni glasses. 12/08/14 7:04:46	15

	Hare-raid shelter. 02/08/14 19:09:49	15

	Señor citizens. 28/07/14 7:35:38	15

	Rooster's Millions. 27/07/14 19:00:52	15

	The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe malfunction. 06/07/14 11:00:57	15

	"They don't like it up 'em!" 30/05/14 11:00:58	15

	Tooth hake. 10/05/14 7:18:22	15

	Shrunken Goodhew. 05/12/13 8:24:54	15

	Gran Canaria. 17/09/13 19:12:40	15

	Club 18-30 stones. 18/06/13 7:25:37	15

	Richard had a head for tights. 08/03/13 12:50:03	15

	Magician's assistant urgently required. 28/11/12 20:22:41	15

	It is the only way that Dave's wife can stop him from going on caption.me 13/11/12 20:25:39	2 15

	Rob tries out his new mental detector. 09/11/12 8:20:15	15

	The Tragic Roundabout. 04/10/12 7:39:43	1 15

	Cheese on coast. 03/07/12 10:35:53	15

	Read It and Sweep. 16/06/12 19:14:11	15

	Park and Fried. 26/05/12 19:01:08	15

	Proceed with a caution. 08/04/12 19:16:58	15

	Fruits of the Forest. 22/02/12 11:29:33	15

	Blood Vessel. 22/01/12 11:30:24	15

	Mystic Mug 21/09/11 10:51:51	15

	The Grim Sweeper 14/08/24 11:52:09	15

	Snoop dog 06/05/24 19:12:23	15

	Trunk and disorderly 21/04/24 11:22:57	15

	Rest in pieces 31/03/24 19:11:04	15

	Indognito 24/02/24 12:07:56	15

	Bed Leicester 15/02/24 12:15:01	15

	Four skin sausages 02/02/24 20:00:55	15

	Counter terrierist 07/12/23 12:13:41, edited: 07/12/23 12:14:03	15

	Wince Harry 27/06/23 11:02:55	15

	I think it's about time they changed their underplants. 01/10/22 11:27:41	15

	The Hound of the Basketvilles 13/09/22 9:02:48	15

	clever "Am I there yet, dad?" 14/02/22 12:12:28	1 15
I like this one. It's "New-Yorker-Caption Style": First, you pick up a cliche with your right hand ("Are we there yet, dad"). Then, you pick up the novel situation with your LEFT hand (a kid driving a car). And you look carefully at the clich... --Greg Curtis
	"Let them eat cack." 15/05/20 19:07:58	1 15
Or just eat cack. --Woofer 6
	clever ZZ Topiary 01/05/20 9:53:32	15

	clever TED Talks 17/04/20 7:59:45	15

	Vegilante 11/04/20 19:35:49	15

	clever Jizz hands 01/04/20 11:43:20	15

	..........just passing through. 21/10/19 9:07:03	15

	Steering meal 02/05/19 11:12:14	15

	"To the batshave!" 01/05/19 20:04:53	15

	One Manhood and His Dog. 28/02/19 12:21:03	15

	Kellogg's coin flakes 29/11/18 20:07:00	2 15
Now even higher in fiber! --Scrappy Doo
	Booty spot 24/07/18 11:24:35	15

	Zebra crossing 16/07/18 11:04:14	2 15
Simple but effective. I like it! --Pussy Galore
	Points of Ewe 12/06/18 11:01:36	15

	lol Doggy Parton 13/12/17 12:00:38	1 15
Workin' canine to five. --Dan Nicholls
	Rest in pizza 21/11/17 20:00:47	15

	Sweeney tot 02/11/17 12:10:46	15

	creative Moon River 29/09/17 11:34:49	15

	clever Little do they know that the quick brown fox is on his way. 06/09/17 12:14:22	15

	clever x2 The Exorsister 27/11/16 20:11:58	15

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last comments (total: 614)

Will definitely give a vote, after this 'voting-Block' is lifted from me...
Sorry, I was unaware that it was on me, from the get-go.
It's a good caption... wish I had thought of it.

Kathleen Ralph

15/09/24
1:00pm

comment on caption:
A Lap dog. [Tony Edwards]

I thought the same as you John and almost made the same edit suggestion but caption author's caption is true to the original quote.

Stephen Bean

21/10/24
2:07pm

comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]

John is obviously thinking of that other famous quote:

''We shall bite them on the breeches.''

Dave Bryan

21/10/24
2:52pm

comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]

Churchill did not include the word 'them'.

(caption author)

21/10/24
3:31pm

comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]

Interesting. The commonly remembered quote sounds better than the actual quote.

Scrijjy Doo

21/10/24
7:33pm

comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]

Yep, audience editing: "We're gonna need a bigger boat"; "Luke, I am your father"; "Play it again, Sam" etc. It gets so the commonly accepted mis-quote sounds more natural than the original.