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03/12/13 12:27:41 |
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22/11/13 20:03:12 |
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18/11/13 8:26:11 |
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17/11/13 12:30:36 |
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Women's rugby has it's knockers, but they can be very enjoyable to watch. 10/11/13 8:53:56 |
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06/11/13 12:18:16 |
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"If you think this is bad, wait till you see the rear entrance." 16/10/13 11:31:45 |
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14/10/13 7:04:36 |
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19/09/13 7:03:31 |
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13/09/13 19:37:53 |
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Behind every successful man there's a woman pedalling as fast as she possibly can. 13/09/13 8:11:11 |
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04/09/13 7:16:38 |
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29/08/13 7:11:31 |
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V. Good. 8-D
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Even though he had taken up smoking, he will always be Her man. 28/08/13 11:23:28 |
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28/08/13 7:02:54 |
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20/08/13 19:35:07 |
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04/08/13 7:20:56 |
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28/07/13 19:15:29 |
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20/07/13 7:17:45 |
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18/07/13 7:01:17 |
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Always the inventor, Eric decided to extend his Stannah Stairlift to the garden. 14/07/13 19:55:51 |
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"It's the best grass elephant I've ever seen - I don't think anyone can trump it." 10/07/13 7:56:40 |
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26/06/13 7:27:32 |
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"It's just a phaser that he's going through." 19/06/13 11:30:20 |
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01/06/13 11:50:21 |
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30/05/13 19:00:33 |
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04/05/13 11:33:50 |
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Butting the hand that feeds you. 29/04/13 7:46:06 |
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05/04/13 19:29:07 |
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24/03/13 12:03:26 |
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22/03/13 12:31:22 |
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17/03/13 8:09:43 |
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Jessie was suffering from a severe case of toothhake. 09/03/13 20:08:42 |
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03/03/13 8:17:24 |
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"For what I am about to receive may I be truly crate full." 08/02/13 8:06:00 |
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22/01/13 9:17:30 |
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"Details are a bit sketchy at the moment, but police are working on a tip-off." 14/01/13 20:17:09 |
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"Dad, stop being such a pine in the arse." 07/01/13 8:30:40 |
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30/12/12 20:21:16 |
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"Ewoma knew that she would get a good reception when she got back to her village." 24/12/12 8:24:41 |
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10/12/12 20:34:33 |
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It would certainly take something for this lot to razor laugh. 29/11/12 20:08:38 |
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02/11/12 20:45:35 |
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Entertainment provided by house band, Quran Quran. 23/10/12 19:36:11 |
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16/10/12 11:23:41 |
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26/09/12 11:08:28 |
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21/09/12 19:10:40 |
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Tom's wife's parking was driving him up the wall. 07/09/12 11:12:04 |
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05/07/12 20:02:05 |
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20/06/12 10:51:14 |
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"It's no good getting in a flap." 16/06/12 10:01:02 |
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01/06/12 19:38:19 |
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Spontaneous Combustion Engine. 26/05/12 19:59:01 |
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30/04/12 10:15:09 |
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19/03/12 11:24:16 |
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Watching Paint Dry suddenly became more interesting. 08/01/12 11:32:56 |
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10/12/11 11:06:18 |
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20/11/11 11:28:42 |
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It's what's known as The Hindleg Maneuver 14/11/11 11:11:08 |
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11/11/11 11:07:11 |
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08/11/11 21:13:09 |
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25/09/11 10:38:11 |
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"Sorry sir, this is a drive-through facility. I can only serve you if you are in your vehicle." 10/12/24 12:38:39 |
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25/09/24 19:13:56 |
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01/09/24 19:06:22 |
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"I suspect Chucky, in the kitchen, with the cheese grater." 06/07/24 19:58:16 |
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01/07/24 19:05:29 |
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28/06/24 19:07:21 |
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26/06/24 9:43:59 |
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25/06/24 11:57:17, edited: 25/06/24 11:57:43 |
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17/06/24 11:44:07 |
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12/05/24 11:00:52 |
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13/12/23 12:13:37 |
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22/11/23 12:21:27 |
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An oldie but a goodie:Grant Amey, 2011Chris Halliwell, 2014Cath Jones, 2015
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15/11/23 9:42:47 |
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13/11/23 20:42:07 |
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03/10/23 11:12:09 |
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Mr Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes. Mrs Kipling on the other hand does not. 25/09/23 19:12:23, edited: 25/09/23 19:13:36 |
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10/09/23 19:23:27 |
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"Nice-ISH to see you, to see you nice-ISH." 22/08/23 11:26:55 |
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09/08/23 10:04:45 |
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"We decided it was about time to get the house spruced up." 04/08/23 9:32:06, edited: 04/08/23 9:32:21 |
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31/07/23 19:59:41, edited: 31/07/23 20:05:13 |
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suggested edits
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Churchill did not include the word 'them'.
3:31pm
comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
Interesting. The commonly remembered quote sounds better than the actual quote.
7:33pm
comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
Yep, audience editing: "We're gonna need a bigger boat"; "Luke, I am your father"; "Play it again, Sam" etc. It gets so the commonly accepted mis-quote sounds more natural than the original.
7:38pm
comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
"Here's to 'Old-Age' Cheques... live long and prosper."
3:21pm
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Old-age benchioners [Tony Edwards]
It used to belong to, Eddie 'Van' Halen...
it was the "Lead" Guitar. (Eddie preferred Leaded to Un-leaded.)
1:56pm
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When Dave is on stage he likes to wing it. [Tony Edwards]
I remember this was the theme tune to This Is Your Right.
11:20pm
comment on caption:
🎵 Classical Gas 🎵 [Tony Edwards]
Why are you calling her a beast?
12:10pm
comment on caption:
Beauty and the Beast [Tony Edwards]
Thanks Scrijjy Doo
8:35pm
comment on caption:
Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]
You're welcome. Glad the brilliance of my idea translated into votes.
11:03pm
comment on caption:
Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]
Just thought of an even better version that maintains the rhythm of the word better. I can guarantee that this improvement will result in a doubling of votes.
4:27pm
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Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]