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30/09/20 19:16:37 |
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30/09/20 11:39:14 |
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19/09/20 19:05:07 |
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07/09/20 19:45:17 |
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03/09/20 11:43:31 |
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01/09/20 11:49:25 |
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26/08/20 11:32:02 |
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There's nothing more romantic than watching the moon over Paris. 25/08/20 19:43:58 |
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21/08/20 19:48:13 |
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I might have written this exact caption, but I was unsure of the meaning.
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17/08/20 8:05:41 |
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12/08/20 9:02:33 |
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25/07/20 19:48:07 |
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29/05/20 11:27:53 |
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02/05/20 19:06:53 |
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02/05/20 7:24:00 |
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10/04/20 19:01:10 |
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11/03/20 12:07:44 |
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10/03/20 12:01:40 |
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His current girlfriend is a cut above the rest. 29/02/20 21:17:30 |
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24/02/20 20:12:20 |
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16/01/20 20:05:53 |
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04/01/20 12:24:19 |
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Old Ged cannot control his wanking hand when there is a woman around. 30/12/19 12:31:29 |
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There is no shortage of bloodsuckers in the fashion industry. 20/12/19 20:49:57 |
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05/12/19 12:03:44 |
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02/12/19 12:01:16 |
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10/11/19 20:03:03 |
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The Ghost of Christmas Pissed. 09/11/19 12:34:01 |
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01/11/19 12:06:00 |
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24/10/19 19:33:02 |
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24/10/19 11:02:30 |
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07/10/19 19:31:40 |
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07/10/19 19:11:26 |
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13/09/19 11:16:53 |
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22/08/19 19:16:24 |
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"You idiot! I said put a monkey on the 2:30 at Cheltenham." 16/08/19 11:35:23 |
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13/07/19 11:09:30 |
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Putting the fun into funerals. 29/06/19 8:52:27 |
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19/06/19 7:42:31 |
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09/06/19 11:28:40 |
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31/05/19 11:20:47 |
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Or fryer?
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30/04/19 11:38:08 |
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Or, if holidaying in Liverpool, you could stay at the Adolfi hotel.
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22/04/19 19:01:36 |
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20/04/19 20:31:03 |
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"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" 13/04/19 19:35:46 |
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01/04/19 19:06:59 |
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23/03/19 20:01:30 |
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...der (that's not an insult Anon, but an explanation).
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19/03/19 9:23:34 |
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16/03/19 9:26:55 |
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Scientists have come up with a formula for writing the perfect caption. 14/03/19 20:05:31 |
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"... And Bob's your uncle, the answer is Theresa May having sex." :^)
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They're for the sleeping policeman when he wakes up. 05/03/19 8:54:49 |
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Even The Queen likes a bit of role play on Valentine's weekend. 16/02/19 12:27:31 |
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09/02/19 12:14:29 |
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08/02/19 20:35:12 |
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08/02/19 20:33:08 |
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They must beheading for the sales. 07/02/19 12:32:01 |
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It was done on the Gnashional Health Service. 29/01/19 20:21:23 |
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22/01/19 8:48:05 |
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07/01/19 9:15:31 |
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06/01/19 20:06:18 |
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27/12/18 20:23:55 |
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26/12/18 12:27:32 |
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21/12/18 12:00:47 |
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"What's this? Another shopping trolley full of food." 14/12/18 12:21:19 |
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08/12/18 20:39:02 |
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The Michael Jackson School of Babysitting. 02/12/18 12:46:12 |
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20/11/18 12:30:22 |
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31/10/18 12:30:23 |
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24/10/18 11:25:04 |
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05/10/18 7:26:54 |
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25/09/18 7:38:45 |
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22/09/18 11:03:51 |
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"What button have you pressed dad? The doors are starting to slide open!" 18/09/18 20:13:19 |
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09/09/18 11:28:35 |
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Heavy smoking can seriously denture bank balance. 26/08/18 19:10:50 |
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25/08/18 8:25:26 |
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16/08/18 19:01:07 |
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16/08/18 7:38:03 |
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Well and truly done. Not much left of her!
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11/08/18 7:49:54 |
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08/08/18 19:48:53 |
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11/07/18 11:28:49 |
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Ermahgerd!
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30/06/18 11:19:52 |
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24/06/18 7:29:32 |
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11/05/18 19:15:45 |
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13/01/18 8:07:04 |
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20/12/17 20:10:56 |
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26/11/17 12:34:03 |
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There's nowt so queer as folk dancing. 24/11/17 8:40:13 |
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22/11/17 12:04:29 |
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16/11/17 20:00:40 |
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31/10/17 20:42:08 |
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30/10/17 20:21:15 |
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28/10/17 11:26:51 |
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25/10/17 11:20:54 |
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Or to about 6 weeks ago....
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23/10/17 19:54:14 |
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20/10/17 11:24:29 |
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18/10/17 11:11:33 |
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Dave just isn't cut-out for camping. 11/10/17 11:59:33 |
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Churchill did not include the word 'them'.
3:31pm
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"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
Interesting. The commonly remembered quote sounds better than the actual quote.
7:33pm
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"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
Yep, audience editing: "We're gonna need a bigger boat"; "Luke, I am your father"; "Play it again, Sam" etc. It gets so the commonly accepted mis-quote sounds more natural than the original.
7:38pm
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"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
"Here's to 'Old-Age' Cheques... live long and prosper."
3:21pm
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Old-age benchioners [Tony Edwards]
It used to belong to, Eddie 'Van' Halen...
it was the "Lead" Guitar. (Eddie preferred Leaded to Un-leaded.)
1:56pm
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When Dave is on stage he likes to wing it. [Tony Edwards]
I remember this was the theme tune to This Is Your Right.
11:20pm
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🎵 Classical Gas 🎵 [Tony Edwards]
Why are you calling her a beast?
12:10pm
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Beauty and the Beast [Tony Edwards]
Thanks Scrijjy Doo
8:35pm
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Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]
You're welcome. Glad the brilliance of my idea translated into votes.
11:03pm
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Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]
Just thought of an even better version that maintains the rhythm of the word better. I can guarantee that this improvement will result in a doubling of votes.
4:27pm
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Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]