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11/10/17 7:23:51 |
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Abscess makes the heart grow fonder. 03/10/17 11:28:39 |
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16/09/17 7:46:59 |
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14/09/17 12:00:51 |
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12/08/17 21:52:17 |
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10/08/17 7:08:14 |
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31/07/17 11:12:29 |
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29/07/17 11:32:07 |
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29/07/17 7:35:03 |
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27/07/17 19:49:47 |
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Anon - is that a euphemism?
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14/07/17 8:03:20 |
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10/07/17 7:13:25 |
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03/07/17 19:54:35 |
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10/06/17 20:04:36 |
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02/06/17 11:03:30 |
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28/05/17 11:31:44 |
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Antithesis of the balloon dog. 13/05/17 7:27:57 |
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09/05/17 7:05:50 |
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27/04/17 7:03:46 |
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Finally, cops catch one of the Crayon twins. 07/04/17 19:30:32 |
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26/03/17 11:02:45 |
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08/03/17 20:58:29 |
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28/02/17 8:01:40 |
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26/02/17 8:26:11 |
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22/02/17 12:01:00 |
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29/01/17 12:29:50 |
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The first cut is the cheapest. 27/01/17 8:26:01 |
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Yes! Yes! Yes! When Harry found Sally's 4G-spot. 26/01/17 12:38:23 |
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13/01/17 20:29:37 |
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29/12/16 8:06:54 |
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26/12/16 20:53:34 |
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19/12/16 20:58:43 |
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13/12/16 12:03:23 |
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01/12/16 12:33:09 |
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Gulliver enjoys a game of Subbuteo. 26/11/16 22:54:50 |
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Yeah, I love a Gulliver caption too
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It's madness trying to dance in baggy trousers. 19/11/16 12:15:19 |
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19/11/16 8:05:36 |
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".....and a diet coke please." 11/11/16 8:35:56 |
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28/10/16 19:05:08 |
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15/10/16 11:52:11 |
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"You've got them the wrong way round, Gran." 14/10/16 11:16:19 |
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08/10/16 11:09:26 |
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06/10/16 11:01:38 |
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Katie is always partial to a pecker or two. 04/10/16 11:15:32 |
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Daisy was not impressed when Tom aster to marry him. 29/09/16 7:59:49 |
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16/09/16 11:20:35 |
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16/09/16 7:02:56 |
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02/09/16 11:13:15 |
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30/08/16 19:11:05 |
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28/08/16 19:13:59 |
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25/08/16 11:57:20 |
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21/08/16 19:27:18 |
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20/08/16 11:19:46 |
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19/08/16 19:07:11 |
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11/08/16 11:04:21 |
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If you can't stand the feet, get out of the kitchen. 01/07/16 19:05:09 |
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01/07/16 11:19:15 |
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Big Ben wears a strip of black material as a mark of respect for the death of the European Union. 25/06/16 20:00:40 |
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25/06/16 11:37:35 |
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25/06/16 11:03:14 |
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22/06/16 20:03:00 |
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12/06/16 19:49:05 |
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08/06/16 11:15:04 |
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19/05/16 19:02:39 |
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09/05/16 11:25:58 |
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06/05/16 7:39:47 |
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15/04/16 19:48:25 |
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11/04/16 19:15:31 |
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10/04/16 7:16:40 |
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"Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea." 05/04/16 11:17:26 |
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Dave has just dumped two of his mates. 02/04/16 11:10:06 |
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.... has just dumped.... perhaps?
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18/03/16 20:09:31 |
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13/03/16 8:39:37 |
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12/03/16 8:02:46 |
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10/03/16 20:08:53 |
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10/02/16 8:37:27 |
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06/02/16 22:07:08 |
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05/02/16 12:46:36 |
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26/01/16 8:10:49 |
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"Has anyone seen the budgerigar?" 03/01/16 20:21:19 |
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Caught rabbiting in the headlights. 03/01/16 12:03:35 |
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Jack and Jill are now the proud parents of a bouncing baby boy. 03/01/16 8:33:21 |
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Leroy only speaks pigeon English. 30/12/15 8:02:35 |
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24/12/15 20:27:08 |
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22/12/15 8:25:10 |
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10/12/15 12:08:06 |
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07/12/15 20:33:00 |
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Booked for driving without a crèche helmet. 04/12/15 20:01:29 |
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28/11/15 20:58:42 |
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23/11/15 12:35:19 |
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Poor chick is suffering from alopeckia. 21/11/15 21:14:16 |
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14/11/15 20:07:00 |
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He only breeds them for the brandy. 07/11/15 20:43:55 |
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11/10/15 7:59:49 |
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I hope she doesn't expect us to be buried together. 06/10/15 19:56:53 |
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05/10/15 11:16:50 |
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"...and a glass of water please." 03/10/15 11:13:14 |
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21/09/15 11:56:51 |
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21/09/15 7:15:06 |
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It's not often you see a seagull drop an ice-cream. 12/09/15 21:28:52 |
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Churchill did not include the word 'them'.
3:31pm
comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
Interesting. The commonly remembered quote sounds better than the actual quote.
7:33pm
comment on caption:
"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
Yep, audience editing: "We're gonna need a bigger boat"; "Luke, I am your father"; "Play it again, Sam" etc. It gets so the commonly accepted mis-quote sounds more natural than the original.
7:38pm
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"We shall bite on the beaches." [Tony Edwards]
"Here's to 'Old-Age' Cheques... live long and prosper."
3:21pm
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Old-age benchioners [Tony Edwards]
It used to belong to, Eddie 'Van' Halen...
it was the "Lead" Guitar. (Eddie preferred Leaded to Un-leaded.)
1:56pm
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When Dave is on stage he likes to wing it. [Tony Edwards]
I remember this was the theme tune to This Is Your Right.
11:20pm
comment on caption:
🎵 Classical Gas 🎵 [Tony Edwards]
Why are you calling her a beast?
12:10pm
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Beauty and the Beast [Tony Edwards]
Thanks Scrijjy Doo
8:35pm
comment on caption:
Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]
You're welcome. Glad the brilliance of my idea translated into votes.
11:03pm
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Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]
Just thought of an even better version that maintains the rhythm of the word better. I can guarantee that this improvement will result in a doubling of votes.
4:27pm
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Hippo Hopamus [Tony Edwards]