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08/08/18 11:26:52 |
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"Nah, no one's left one 'ere."
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13/06/13 19:17:39 |
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The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy cow 21/10/23 9:18:42 |
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29/03/16 21:03:44 |
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After proofreading your caption, I find it perfect.
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An Englishman's home is his cattle. 30/11/23 20:11:36 |
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15/10/14 7:31:28 |
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06/04/24 11:08:32 |
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🎵 Pets get physical, physical 🎵 14/06/22 11:59:44 |
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Let me guess - Olivia Mewton John?
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15/05/18 7:55:45 |
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"Umm.....what's this? DO NOT SPIT AT THE VISITORS." 21/07/16 19:35:59 |
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09/09/15 11:44:04 |
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"Alas, poor Yorick! I flew him well." 05/02/15 20:23:07 |
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He was raised as a fool.
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17/01/13 8:02:46 |
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03/01/24 10:08:09 |
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05/06/22 11:52:22 |
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19/04/21 11:46:24 |
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02/09/18 7:22:17 |
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Definitely not a case of the runs, Forrest, runs.
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27/07/15 7:01:25 |
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17/11/24 20:08:43 |
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05/12/16 20:12:16 |
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Great caption Tony
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"That reminds me, we must get the voltage adjusted on that electric fence." 17/10/16 19:31:44 |
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Come fry with me...
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21/10/14 11:53:38 |
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Keep looking back at your caption. I love the captions that make me think "SO-OBVIOUS-but-I-never-would-have-thought-of-that-in-a-million-years." .....Nice job!
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Paul Daniels looks lost without Debbie McGee. 03/08/14 7:32:52 |
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What did Paul Daniels say when three thousand blue whales ejaculated in his mouth? Not a lot.
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"If this doesn't give me an orgasm, nothing will." 28/12/13 13:41:48 |
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03/01/13 12:39:54 |
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Booked for driving without a Creche Helmet. 14/06/12 10:02:45 |
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02/11/11 11:03:46 |
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In days of old when knights used Bold Wed 20:14:19 |
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12/07/24 11:35:46 |
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( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
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8 out of 10 cats prefer whispers 28/05/24 11:02:24 |
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25/01/23 21:02:59 |
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13/10/22 11:01:09 |
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23/08/20 19:00:38 |
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He's a member of the crash team. 19/05/20 20:01:31 |
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Dr Divid Bomber.
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19/05/20 19:38:58 |
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20/09/18 19:00:28 |
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"What's this? I asked for the bridle suite." 06/12/13 8:33:13 |
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Danny DeVito's biggest roll yet. 12/11/24 12:39:30 |
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The Hound That Rocks the Cradle 07/10/24 11:13:55 |
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"I suspect this painting has been doctored." 10/12/23 12:31:37 |
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11/02/23 20:23:54 |
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02/02/23 20:04:27 |
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12/04/22 19:34:03 |
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"I used to be the Apple of their eye." 29/05/20 11:15:21 |
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24/02/20 12:38:08 |
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29/12/19 8:41:56 |
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31/05/19 19:47:49 |
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23/09/18 7:10:03 |
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27/09/17 11:03:26 |
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07/01/17 12:03:58 |
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22/09/15 7:29:41 |
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It is a reference to the playground chant "liar, liar your pants are on fire" I personally think it is quite clever, these captions, where further thought is required don't get enough recognition in my book. Hope that helps :)
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08/07/15 7:24:31 |
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"Play it nice and cool son, nice and cool." 20/06/15 19:51:45 |
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18/06/15 11:01:17 |
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"Quick! Get the Hoover. Mum and Dad will be back from holiday any minute." 13/03/15 12:10:04 |
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03/02/15 20:27:37 |
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02/11/14 12:51:29 |
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Behind every great man there's a freight woman. 22/08/12 19:08:47 |
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Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte.
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07/08/14 7:14:47 |
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"It's the worst case of heartburn that the Gaviscon fire brigade have had to deal with." 01/07/14 11:09:52 |
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Rick's mobile ironing service was proving popular with the ladies. 30/05/14 7:28:02 |
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As he got older, Max hired a taxi to chase vans. 05/10/13 20:47:16 |
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Congrats! This is October's winning caption, featured on the official Caption.Me Facebook page
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13/01/13 8:05:49 |
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27/05/12 10:46:57 |
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17/10/11 10:20:01 |
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30/05/24 11:03:23 |
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16/05/24 11:08:18 |
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"The Christmas post has arrived!" 01/12/23 12:14:43 |
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Front row seats still available. 20/10/23 19:42:23 |
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14/08/22 19:44:02 |
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25/03/22 21:02:57 |
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12/09/19 19:02:06 |
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14/06/19 11:26:01 |
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Anything that evokes a bit of Stan and Olly deserves a vote .
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The Best Little Horsehouse in Texas. 16/04/19 20:09:15 |
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30/03/19 12:19:08 |
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23/06/17 11:10:42 |
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You can't judge a buck by it's cover. 06/02/16 12:45:49 |
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10/07/15 7:02:50 |
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15/09/24 11:09:37 |
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20/05/24 11:00:38 |
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10/04/24 11:03:55 |
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26/02/24 20:19:38 |
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12/01/24 20:31:32 |
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20/07/23 11:03:51 |
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Running a vehicle on methane gas does have it's disadvantages. 04/04/23 11:09:31 |
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"Waiter! There's a flyer in my scoop." 16/01/23 12:10:17 |
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07/08/21 19:03:11 |
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There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14 |
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18/06/20 8:58:27 |
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27/06/19 19:13:18 |
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Jacksie Bauer
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"I'll never get in now, he's doing his bloody captions!" 11/01/19 21:00:26 |
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25/11/18 8:44:10 |
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09/04/16 7:12:30 |
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23/03/16 13:09:40 |
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24/09/15 19:00:32 |
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01/09/15 11:50:57 |
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Licensed to smell.
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19/04/14 7:04:02 |
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08/11/13 8:09:16 |
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19/08/13 19:49:06 |
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12/02/13 12:15:07 |
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You can't beat that.
7:10pm
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Steve has a heart of gold. [Tony Edwards]
Whoo that was close. Without the quotation marks that would be the same as 8:26:26.
7:30am
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"Pikeaboo!" [Tony Edwards]
Such a shame after his monster break.
9:15am
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Judd Trump shakes off the effects of losing the UK Championship on the final pink. [Tony Edwards]
True, but there's no need to rag on it.
4:42pm
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They don't call it the rag trade for nothing. [Tony Edwards]
With Sherpas. It's really heartwarming to see Miami Sound Machine working again...
10:44pm
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Scottish team of mountaineers hope to conga Everest. [Tony Edwards]
Apparently it's down to their prey or self-defence drive.
8:55pm
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Arch-enemies [Tony Edwards]
Totally. I wonder where cats get their natural instinct to chase mice? Okay, they may be larger, which would be curious if these sizes were switched because mice are predators in their own right. "Mmm, this cat looks like a tasty insect" But I do wonder whether it's the "oh shit" attitude of "I've gotta run" nervous disposition of a mouse to bolt it when it sees something significantly bigger than itself, which the cat is at first like "excuse me? Excuse me? Why are you running away from me?" and tries to catch up with it, pounces and incidentally kills the poor ball of fur. The cat does this enough times to learn "all these little bastards do is run away from me, I give up, I'm just gonna chase them, it's easier". But then that doesn't explain lasers...so it's a good thing there's no Terminator mice - "Hasta La Vista, Babybel"...
12:44pm
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Arch-enemies [Tony Edwards]
Millennial man; no mean task to philosophize about the next tweet before his soy latte.
4:57pm
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Behind every great man there's a freight woman. [Tony Edwards]
Not sure how to square that.
10:28pm
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"I've been staring at this photo for an hour, but I still don't know how to punnet!" [Tony Edwards]
Yeah, just stand up and pull the rope.
;^)
7:09pm
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Pulling the rope will change the steps to a ramp. [Tony Edwards]