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06/01/14 8:07:04 |
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"...and for how long have you been having problems with bubble vision Sandra?" 31/12/13 12:00:10 |
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03/11/13 20:00:08 |
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31/10/13 8:00:17 |
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02/09/13 19:02:52 |
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Jake often wore that puzzled look. 16/08/13 7:02:21 |
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17/06/13 19:09:02 |
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"Bloody hell Marjorie, look at the Stretch marks on those horses!" 18/04/13 7:06:24 |
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and they lived happily ever after to a ripe old age. 04/04/13 11:00:32 |
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04/04/13 7:01:16 |
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Santa develops Turret's Syndrome. 14/03/13 12:03:34 |
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What do we want?A cure for tourette's!When do we want it?C*nt
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"You could get stoned, smoking that!" 11/11/12 20:08:05 |
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10/10/12 19:00:08 |
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05/10/12 19:00:08 |
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03/09/12 19:00:11 |
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A step in the light direction. 02/09/12 11:04:04 |
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29/08/12 7:01:30 |
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06/06/12 10:02:22 |
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09/01/12 11:54:31 |
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Hindsight is not always a wonderful thing 16/12/19 20:00:05 |
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23/11/19 12:07:35 |
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apt!
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16/10/19 19:00:07 |
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13/08/19 19:00:04 |
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"There's somefin in my eye..." 09/06/19 11:00:09 |
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30/04/19 19:00:07 |
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16/02/19 20:00:04 |
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Is there any reason why people use the anon facility (apart from caption author) instead of their site names when making a point or taking part in a discussion?
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23/01/19 12:23:25 |
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29/12/18 12:00:04 |
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"Euripedes?""Eumenides?"
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FOR SALE: 1958 Plymouth Fury in Christine condition. 12/12/18 12:00:12 |
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29/11/18 20:00:07 |
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"With this ring, I thee wed...." 17/10/18 19:00:06 |
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Parking permitted for stationery vehicles only 08/09/18 19:11:51 |
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29/07/18 7:07:42 |
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I was in hysterics when I read this caption. Just imagining what the Sixth Sense might have been...
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Introducing the M&S Spring range. 30/05/18 11:00:36 |
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02/02/18 20:03:53 |
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26/09/17 19:00:06 |
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Rock fans from right to left- AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Megadeth and Blur. 07/05/17 19:00:09 |
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11/01/17 20:00:06 |
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28/12/16 20:31:55 |
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13/12/16 12:00:17 |
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Dev prefers his meat weld done. 02/12/16 8:58:57 |
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Have you ever suffered from a car Ninjary that wasn't your fault? 12/04/16 11:00:21 |
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"Yes nurse, it was a cupid stunt" 02/04/16 19:00:07 |
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18/03/16 8:58:43 |
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Joseph and Mary were overwhelmed with their gifts of Gold, Frankincense and Purr. 14/03/16 20:01:18 |
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14/02/16 8:00:13 |
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12/09/15 7:00:17 |
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30/07/15 11:03:22 |
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03/07/15 19:00:06 |
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02/07/15 11:00:06 |
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30/05/15 11:00:07 |
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and here's a trailer for the new Disney movie... 23/04/15 7:00:30 |
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18/04/15 7:02:06 |
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08/04/15 11:06:23 |
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Breaking News: Officer shat himself by mistake 11/02/15 8:00:18 |
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14/02/20 20:00:28 |
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Guinness World Record attempt by giraffe about to wing-walk on Alaskan plane... 23/01/20 20:00:32 |
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The sky's already full of Jumbos!
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"Will you give it a rest and stop nit picking, woman!" 23/01/20 8:03:09 |
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"Now then, where are those damn hedgehogs!" 17/12/19 20:00:09 |
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"What am I reading? The Daily Express of course" 30/11/19 12:00:19 |
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"I think my car's over-eating!" 16/11/19 8:09:55 |
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13/10/19 19:15:27 |
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"Mummy, why have you had silly cone implants?" 22/05/19 7:00:06 |
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20/05/19 19:13:41 |
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07/05/19 11:00:12 |
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16/04/19 11:00:10 |
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27/02/19 12:00:06 |
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09/02/19 20:00:03 |
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16/01/19 12:11:40 |
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Jenny is prone to pancake attacks. 13/01/19 8:00:37 |
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I see that the fair has just left town. 18/10/18 7:00:18 |
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Introducing the new cheese and bunion flavour Wotsits. 12/10/18 19:00:22 |
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30/09/18 19:00:25 |
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23/09/18 19:00:07 |
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If you mean me: I agree that this version is better. Voting for it is the next best thing to coming up with it myself!
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23/09/18 12:02:18 |
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06/09/18 11:00:04 |
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Police hunting for an escaped prisoner say that it is like looking for a Knievel in a haystack. 02/09/18 19:03:24 |
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23/07/18 11:00:18 |
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20/07/18 19:00:05 |
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17/07/18 9:08:48 |
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15/07/18 19:03:41 |
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10/06/18 7:01:04 |
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27/05/18 7:00:16 |
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07/05/18 11:00:18 |
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Only if you upset them
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03/05/18 19:16:49 |
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23/04/18 19:00:05 |
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I have to vote for this because it's the exact caption I had in mind, but you beat me to it! ;)
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23/04/18 11:00:25 |
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18/03/18 20:09:50 |
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26/12/17 12:16:24 |
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02/12/17 12:03:07 |
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07/07/17 11:00:16 |
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19/06/17 11:00:13 |
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Pursed rather than purse, maybe?
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10/06/17 11:00:09 |
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13/04/17 7:00:46 |
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Police are on the lookout for a white male who has skipped bale. 30/03/17 11:00:04 |
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As James and Sally had both been infertile, having children had just been a pipe dream. 16/01/17 12:40:13 |
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14/01/17 12:00:06 |
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The Abom...nom...nom...nom...nom...inable Snowman 20/12/16 12:00:12 |
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01/10/16 19:00:27 |
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"Mum, someone's been violetly sick in our toilet" 01/10/16 19:00:08 |
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He's probably shitting bricks.
8:35am
comment on caption:
Igloo [Welsh Rarebit]
Well, it looks like he's on the job.
8:41am
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Igloo [Welsh Rarebit]
Ummm... where did they put baby Jesus?
8:50pm
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Whatever Joseph and Mary are doing to the snowman's arse, he's enjoying it! [Welsh Rarebit]
Frosty has an ice arse.
2:36am
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Whatever Joseph and Mary are doing to the snowman's arse, he's enjoying it! [Welsh Rarebit]
The sky's already full of Jumbos!
8:49pm
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Guinness World Record attempt by giraffe about to wing-walk on Alaskan plane... [Welsh Rarebit]
🎵Wankers away my boy....
8:42pm
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*BEEP BEEP*... "Get off the road you wanker!" [Welsh Rarebit]
That many?
12:14pm
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"Ten, just ten bloody votes in the last six months on caption.me!" [Welsh Rarebit]
And raisin hell?
Just a thought.
6:20am
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Nuns on the Rum... and Raisin [Welsh Rarebit]
"I can assure you..."
Almost as bad as "that I can tell you..."
8:12pm
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"Ok Mr Perkins, this prostate examination won't be too uncomfortable, I can assure you..." [Welsh Rarebit]
I went in the doctors and laid on my back on the floor and said "Ok Doc, am ready."
He said "No! It's a prostate examination...prostate."
8:51pm
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"Ok Mr Perkins, this prostate examination won't be too uncomfortable, I can assure you..." [Welsh Rarebit]