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She wasn't impressed with the Emperor Penguin's new clothes.

04/11/13 20:05:15

Unhappy Feet.

04/11/13 20:02:28

"But I'm only playing fallow my leader."

03/11/13 20:04:23

Pork Chaps.

31/10/13 12:00:07

Police are stumped, but admit that the serial killer is a wicket, wicket man.

29/10/13 20:13:07

Carb Crawling.

19/10/13 19:00:08

Toupeeries.

19/10/13 7:03:29

"Oh no, not another Beech birth!"

16/10/13 19:00:07

Cause of Death: Yewthanasia.

15/10/13 19:00:08

"Bye Reggie!"
"Bye Ronnie!"

14/10/13 19:01:10

Gone in 60 minutes.

02/10/13 7:35:25

🎵 Neigh bores, everybody needs good neigh bores.. 🎵

28/09/13 11:33:42

More waist less speed.

26/09/13 11:03:02

A Cattoo.

22/09/13 7:06:46

Some people may find that they will need to attend a magner-management course.

14/09/13 20:03:40

Arse on?

07/09/13 7:00:48

The D Cups are my favourite ride in the fair.

03/09/13 19:02:45

Death Vow.

31/08/13 21:18:17

The Green Smile.

31/08/13 19:00:30

🎵 "Smog on the Water" 🎵

25/08/13 19:00:08

🎵 "Just one Pornetto, give tit to me...."

22/08/13 11:08:20

An Armedadildo.

12/08/13 11:04:49

He hasn't got a pot to piss in.

09/08/13 10:35:23

"Excuse me, but is this the right way to the Barbers?"
"Yes, it's just over there, next door to the Pie shop."

04/08/13 19:18:24

Laugh of the Mohicans.

31/07/13 19:00:26

Cover girls.

28/07/13 19:07:05

Six hours later, they were all over bored.

26/07/13 11:35:11

"I'll be there in a Jiffy..."

25/07/13 19:18:03

"You can't pull the wool over my eyes."

20/07/13 13:05:45

Unfortunately Frank arrives at his destination dead, on time.

14/07/13 19:14:04

Cop is arrested for getting stoned whilst on duty.

12/07/13 19:03:17

Weeny Bins.

09/07/13 19:00:31

"Beko Boo!"

28/06/13 19:09:55

Paunch and Judy Show.

22/06/13 19:00:08

Orbutting the Earth.

21/06/13 8:09:41

Pants People.

20/06/13 11:02:56

"I got them at a knock-down price."

18/06/13 11:03:58

"Yes my dad is Cock Wan."

16/06/13 19:23:49

Heaven can weightlift.

16/06/13 7:00:22

Rock of Pages.

14/06/13 11:00:53

Camera khazi.

13/06/13 11:10:52

A close brush with death.

10/06/13 19:18:49

"It was an arable experience."

08/06/13 11:04:16

A Tomb with a View.

07/06/13 8:03:29

"I'd put me back if I were you, my old man is the Prince of Whales!"

03/06/13 19:18:39

creative

Retch A Sketch.

03/06/13 8:04:58

A Truckuzzi.

02/06/13 19:02:02

"You can't ride that, it's got no tacks!"

01/06/13 19:00:07

Meanwhile, at Washington W.C..

17/05/13 11:01:14

Next, the Knobstacle Course.

13/05/13 19:00:19

The Ten Condiments.

12/05/13 19:07:42

"Gods speed!"

12/05/13 19:00:37

The Glasses are half fool.

12/05/13 11:38:34

"There was just too much Turdulence!"

08/05/13 19:02:21

Beauty is only a skinful deep.

27/04/13 7:02:54

Mutt dressed up as Jam.

21/04/13 19:18:52

L'Horroréal.

13/04/13 19:03:50

"Excuse me Miss, but do you hold a currant driving licence for that vehicle?"

07/04/13 19:03:13

There are also Braille Speed Bumps for the visually impaired, as an extra precaution.

02/04/13 11:05:01

Saddle Soar.

01/04/13 11:13:44

Fright Vision Glasses.

25/03/13 20:00:49

No Parking, Steer Clear!

16/03/13 12:00:44

Transporting Urine samples to the hospital in Delhi is a tricky operation, here is Meena taking the Piss.

16/03/13 8:15:44

Vatman and Rubbin'

08/03/13 20:22:27

So the blood DOES rush to their heads when they're hanging upside down!

25/02/13 20:01:01

On Faecesbook.

25/02/13 12:00:48

🎵 There maybe stubble, a head,
but while there's music and moonlight (moonlight and music) and love and romance,
let's face the music and dance... 🎵

19/02/13 20:00:35

They're only Cast off's.

16/02/13 8:05:07

"So what if it's not Pancake Day, who gives a toss!"

13/02/13 8:00:48

The Devil finds work for idle stands.

10/02/13 12:17:04

"This one, I bought from an Olfactory Clearance Sale."

19/01/13 12:39:28

"Yes, I Larva you too!"

15/01/13 20:00:07

"I just can't see the point of carrying on!"

14/01/13 20:06:56

"You've hit the nail on the Head!"

14/01/13 20:00:07

Shark Ingested Waters.

13/01/13 20:33:11

"Bless me Father, for I have skinned..."

01/01/13 20:53:25

Jim'll Fix It.

28/12/12 20:00:06

Punch and Chewdy.

26/12/12 20:00:07

Rising Cramp.

22/12/12 12:46:59

Children should be clean and not heard.

21/12/12 20:21:19

"Right young lady, for being so disobedient let this be a detergent to you!"

21/12/12 20:02:46

A Flash in the Pan.

18/12/12 20:08:32

A bowl of Chop Stuey.

14/12/12 20:00:08

Hugh F.O

13/12/12 12:07:25

"I saved a fortune and bought it in an Olfactory Clearance Sale."

12/12/12 20:04:49

Merry Crispmas.

11/12/12 9:01:38

He doesn't mind who picks his nose, he's not Fossey!

10/12/12 20:00:07

Nimbus 2000 Volts.

08/12/12 20:00:31

♫ "I Like to Moove It" ♫

01/12/12 12:00:08

The Super Punch Bowl.

24/11/12 8:00:28

Car Wars.

23/11/12 20:32:19

Road Runner, "Meep meep!"

21/11/12 12:35:37

Betty Pois.

09/11/12 20:00:07

Hair of the Bog.

07/11/12 20:12:23

Marjorie slips in a blob of Vic, as she is all Bonged up.

02/11/12 20:00:40

Meet my Neighbours from Dell.

30/10/12 12:23:21

A Turd World Country.

16/10/12 19:27:34

"Give me fifty press ups, on the Double!"

01/10/12 19:01:12

"Honey, I shrunk the skids."

28/09/12 19:07:34

A Roof Rock.

23/09/12 19:01:11