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Photos	3986	#2
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	ET (Esther Terrestrial) 08/04/19 11:00:12	13

	The zest a man can get 19/03/19 8:05:58	13

	Pork Belly 16/03/19 20:00:04	13

	Coffee mate 26/02/19 8:00:08	13

	Mudonna 06/01/19 12:00:08	13

	8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskers 30/12/18 20:00:07	13

	"You need to be careful that someone doesn't spike your drink." 19/12/18 20:00:17	13

	Every dog has it's dye. 28/11/18 8:00:27	13

	Jane is a breeder of toy dogs 24/11/18 12:00:06	13

	"Grrrrrrrribbit!" 18/11/18 12:00:07	13

	Lugs Bunny 03/09/18 11:00:08	13

	Grouchy Marx brothers 03/08/18 11:00:38	13

	"These are my Sundae best shoes" 28/05/18 7:00:39	13

	Chewellery 15/05/18 19:04:00	13

	Stormpoopers 05/03/18 12:00:08	13

	Be careful not to cut your juggler vein 24/02/18 20:01:03	13

	"Phew, I've managed to survive another Christmas, now to get this plastic beak and stupid wig off..." 27/12/17 20:17:07	13

	Bride's head revisited 29/11/17 20:00:09	13

	Rat-a-toey 11/11/17 8:00:19	13

	Old El Pusso 22/08/17 11:00:07	13

	Bench Press 23/06/17 19:00:08	13

	Dead ringer 22/04/17 11:00:08	13

	Someone's bound to make a move on her. 14/01/17 12:00:34	13

	The terrible tows. 25/07/16 19:00:08	13

	clever Some people can hold their drink better than others. 18/07/16 11:00:08	13

	A Fish Called Wander 06/06/16 19:00:40	13

	clever Introducing the new Myson cordless cleaner. 03/05/16 19:28:53	1 13

	lol 🎵 I can feel it humming in the air tonight, oh Lord 🎵 30/03/16 19:00:09	13

	lol 🎵 "For he's a jolly good filo..." 30/03/16 12:30:32	13

	clever "Bough-Wow" 28/03/16 19:06:11	13

	creative Oh well, if the cat fits. 04/01/16 8:02:49	13

	Tanya and Tracy are Bicepual 22/11/15 8:00:08	13

	Bangers and smashed 15/11/15 12:12:38	13

	Pot holes. 28/10/15 8:00:12	13

	Place your butts here. 29/09/15 7:05:48	13

	"Grub's up" 24/09/15 19:01:03	13

	🎵 Gland of Soap and Glory 🎵 24/09/15 11:00:07	13

	Winner of The Great British Bark Off 11/09/15 19:01:34	13

	"I smoke 20 a day Betty, how about you?" "40 love" 08/09/15 11:00:15	13

	Can also be used on Bush fires. 05/09/15 19:12:53	13

	Spinal Tap 10/08/15 19:00:15	13

	Maid in China 26/06/15 8:01:13	13

	Peckfast at Tiffany's. 23/06/15 11:04:38	13

	It's too late to shut the stable door after the horse has been bolted. 22/04/15 19:00:09	13

	"An elephant and a giraffe mating? you're having elaffe" 01/04/15 7:26:52	1 13
It would be a tall order! --Bad Boy Dennis.
	But the toilet next door is working, so urine luck. 17/03/15 12:06:16	13

	"Please excuse the wife, when it's her time of the month she's like a woman possessed" 16/03/15 12:00:06	13

	Must've had a get out claws 10/03/15 20:10:03	13

	The Karate Skid 18/01/15 12:00:07	13

	The hostess with the most ass. 05/01/15 21:03:49	1 13
Great Caption - Even Greater Ass --Bad Boy Dennis.
	Putting the a la Carte before the horse. 15/10/14 11:06:44	13

	Live and Let Fly 30/01/20 20:40:47	12

	A blast from the past 14/01/20 8:05:54	12

	Dye a rear? 03/01/20 12:00:15	12

	clever Cause of Death: Mown down on the street 13/12/19 12:00:25	1 12
Bet a hedgehog was behind it. --dave the rave
	Oh bless, just look at their little faeces! 05/12/19 20:00:04	12

	Introducing the new foot accessory for your pet elephant. 27/10/19 12:00:30	1 12
So daft. Love it :) --Mr Dome
	You cannot be Cirrus! 13/10/19 7:09:26	1 12
She's just there to make up the nimbus --Mr Dome
	Brollywood 27/09/19 19:00:04	12

	Don't you just love Finland? 23/09/19 11:00:04	12

	Bread in captivity 18/08/19 11:00:19	12

	clever Come Die With Me 16/08/19 19:01:22	1 12

	This is where the upper crust live. 30/07/19 7:02:10	12

	"The next round is on me..." 06/07/19 7:00:23	12

	Log cabin 11/05/19 19:01:12	12

	Parking up the wrong tree 28/03/19 12:00:06	12

	W See 24/03/19 20:00:04	12

	Balled Eagle 08/03/19 12:00:13	12

	creative Geriatricks 13/01/19 12:00:11	12

	Clutch Elm Disease 08/01/19 8:01:36	12

	Woofasa 27/12/18 20:00:07	12

	clever 🎵 Feline Groovy 🎵 by Simon and Garfield's uncle 21/10/18 11:00:15	1 12
Ah, I like the subtle reference to Simon's Cat as well as Garfield - a three-way hit! --Molly R
	After arguing constantly, the girls were told to Kiss and make-up. 29/09/18 11:00:09	12

	They must be a size ate? 03/09/18 7:06:01	12

	McDonald's in Japan introduce the Big Mackerel to their menu. 04/08/18 11:07:28	12

	creative "Cawgh, cawgh, cawgh, cawgh, cawgh..." 28/07/18 7:00:10	12

	Easter Rabids 01/04/18 19:00:31	12

	Get the drift! 13/02/18 20:00:16	12

	clever 🎵 "Door, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, door" 🎵 19/01/18 20:03:44	1 12

	Gloria finally admits to her family that she attends Gamblers Anonymous. 05/01/18 8:00:12	12

	clever x2 The Heinzlick Manoeuvre 22/11/17 20:00:07	12

	Be careful not to step on the quacks. 05/11/17 20:17:03	12

	Eddy 18/10/17 19:00:05	12

	The Thirst Reich 16/10/17 11:00:35	12

	Shipping list 25/09/17 11:00:05	12

	Tour de Trance 10/09/17 19:01:16	12

	lol "I'm shovellin' it" 31/08/17 19:15:58	12

	clever Straw beret feels for Trevor 🎵 29/08/17 11:00:10	12

	"Neigh na, neigh na..." 15/08/17 19:00:12	12

	This unexplained death is a case for Magnum P.I. 06/08/17 19:08:29	12

	creative Telly Tubbies 04/08/17 11:00:09	12

	clever A mammoth undertaking. 02/05/17 7:49:06	3 12
Thanks Jonathan, I was a bit puzzled about anon's comment because the caption is nothing like 8.03.39. --Welsh Rarebit
	Flip Mops 18/04/17 19:00:06	12

	"Excuse me miss, your rear lights aren't twerking" 19/03/17 12:00:08	12

	For Sale: Exquisite three storey house in Barnet. 18/02/17 20:00:12	12

	"Do you like my new Fly mo?" 08/02/17 8:00:07	12

	Kidnapped 15/01/17 12:02:54	1 12

	Cents and no sensibility 07/01/17 8:01:05	12

	Bill was later arrested by the police for failing to produce his log book. 31/12/16 21:13:03	12

	clever Watering Khan 19/11/16 8:14:48	12