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03/03/16 20:15:26 |
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31/03/16 7:00:10 |
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Best of the week. --John Glover
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11/11/14 12:00:06 |
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Thank you for the nice comments :-) --Cath Jones
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16/07/16 7:00:10 |
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Thanks for the nice comments guys.Toad/toed in the hole is one of those captions that occur quite often, I did one a few months before Fraser's, as have other captioners before that. --Welsh Rarebit
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03/11/15 20:37:53 |
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"When I asked you to give me a quote for the damage...?" 08/04/18 7:36:55 |
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Thanks everyone for your comments and votes :-) --Welsh Rarebit
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31/03/13 7:02:14 |
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Houston, wee have a problem. --Pete
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Barbara has a highly infectious laugh. 03/05/13 19:07:31 |
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26/07/18 12:51:38 |
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Here's another one JG - caption.me/57912 :) --Pete
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17/10/15 19:00:07 |
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02/08/15 20:09:56 |
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07/08/12 11:27:04 |
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Children should be seen and not blurred. 10/05/19 7:49:01 |
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No ..that's exactly what I meant..I always propose to the monthly winner..and because am such a handsome bastard I just knew you'd say yes xx(PS I normally put in for a divorce once the fifty quid is spent.) --stone face
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15/12/18 12:00:10 |
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I'm over the moon! thanks everyone :-) I wish everyone a Happy New Year --Welsh Rarebit
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"Beryl, can we go home now as I've got a Whopper of a headache." 29/07/18 19:08:29 |
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05/05/19 7:00:39 |
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12/05/18 19:00:07 |
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Captioneer in Cumbria is determined not to miss the 12 o'clock photo. 08/12/15 12:00:59 |
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26/08/15 19:11:16 |
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🎵 "I'm a little teapot, short and kraut..." 05/08/14 19:00:06 |
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Even at her age, Emily has no problem with her Joints. 11/01/13 20:00:08 |
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It is often found in Fairies Rings. 05/01/13 12:00:40 |
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25/11/19 8:00:08 |
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Thanks everyone for the comments and votes. November has been a very lucky month, winning 5 times on the lottery (grand total of £67.60!) and now on caption.me! --Welsh Rarebit
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03/05/19 7:00:09 |
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16/06/18 19:02:37 |
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22/08/17 19:04:13 |
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29/04/14 19:06:34 |
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Cheers Ian. I get it now. I've had a long day :) --Mark England
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15/02/13 12:00:46 |
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over my dead body ! --Spud Gunn
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"Jim, have you got rid of that slag yet?" 22/05/12 19:23:53 |
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"I'll post this on Faithbook..." 07/05/19 11:00:04 |
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So Jesus spoke with a lithp? --Karyn Harrison
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For Sale: British Bulldog, in mint condition. 28/11/18 8:00:14 |
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Caught by using the right hook. 06/02/16 20:00:10 |
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...and a good punchline. --Leroy Brown
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Hindsight is not always a wonderful thing. 19/09/15 11:03:09 |
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repeat repeat repeut --cunt cunt
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15/06/15 11:00:52 |
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"Shit, if I'd known that I was going to have my photo taken, I would have shaved my legs" 25/04/15 11:00:08 |
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Is vaginal itching driving you up the wall? 19/10/14 7:00:27 |
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Not quite up to scratch. --John Glover
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🎵 "I come from a gland down under..." 🎵 25/03/14 12:59:52 |
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14/05/13 11:02:00 |
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12/11/12 20:00:30 |
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02/09/12 11:02:41 |
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Invasion Of The Biddy Snatchers. 11/06/12 19:06:49 |
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23/10/11 10:09:36 |
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"When Bob asked me to marry him, I explained to him that my children and I come as a package." 30/06/19 19:00:07 |
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10/06/19 11:01:07 |
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This isn't just any onion, this is a Marks & Sparks onion 26/04/19 11:05:37 |
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Soldiers were brought in to help clean up the mess. 28/01/19 12:02:09 |
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🎵 Here comes the tide.. 🎵 19/01/19 8:00:08 |
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24/11/18 20:00:11 |
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When Gran said she was going to Spar...? 30/09/18 19:00:08 |
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10/08/18 19:00:08 |
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31/07/18 11:07:57 |
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I asked the missus if we could have a pool room... 15/07/18 19:00:34 |
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03/06/18 19:00:07 |
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17/04/17 20:04:24 |
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Roger the owner likes to play safe by hedging his pets. 06/09/15 19:00:07 |
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30/08/15 7:00:07 |
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05/10/14 11:14:49 |
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19/11/13 12:21:48 |
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Unfortunately, 10 minutes later it was a write off. 04/04/13 7:00:12 |
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19/12/12 12:01:36 |
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Phil would prefer to be a Fosters parent. 09/12/12 12:20:47 |
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21/11/12 20:00:19 |
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"Well, here's another fine Ness you've gotten me into!" 22/08/12 11:00:08 |
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14/12/11 20:00:26 |
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01/11/11 11:08:04 |
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🎵 Jesus Christ, scooter star..🎵 16/06/14 19:00:05 |
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Ha ha! Great caption --Zac Kramer
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and Lewis in the Maclaren is called over to the pit stop for attire change. 27/07/13 11:01:00 |
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Inspired! --Joe
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16/11/12 20:00:08 |
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08/10/12 19:33:44 |
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23/09/12 19:00:30 |
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21/09/12 13:57:21 |
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19/08/12 19:00:12 |
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"Why would anyone send me Spam mail?" 21/06/12 19:01:53 |
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"I'm dilated to make your acquaintance" 30/05/12 19:03:00 |
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19/10/11 10:11:45 |
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20/01/20 20:00:04 |
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Jesus Christ, is that the time? 14/12/19 8:00:08 |
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19/04/19 19:00:04 |
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"When I asked for a continental breakfast...." 17/02/19 20:00:06 |
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It's good to see a school keeping photos of its previous pupils. 22/10/18 19:04:08 |
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29/08/18 19:00:13 |
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Nice one, wish I had thought of that! --Greg Curtis
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01/07/18 11:00:16 |
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03/06/18 7:00:09 |
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03/03/18 20:00:54 |
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darn darn darn u beat me to it by 30 secs lol --tony kelly
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11/02/18 12:09:21 |
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"Hey Jermaine, can you roll my spliff for me? My joints aren't what they used to be" 10/01/17 20:00:10 |
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27/09/16 7:55:32 |
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09/03/16 12:00:06 |
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22/01/16 20:04:34 |
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11/01/16 12:02:12 |
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"Madam, maybe the cap would be more suitable?" 08/11/15 21:05:54 |
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01/09/15 19:00:06 |
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I keep telling Norman to stop having a slash in the shower... 01/07/15 19:20:18 |
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24/06/15 11:01:00 |
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23/01/15 20:00:32 |
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21/01/15 12:00:21 |
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18/10/14 19:00:41 |
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"Damn, the pen's run out of ink, fetch me the squid!" 30/12/19 20:00:09 |
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30/12/19 8:00:10 |
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22/12/19 20:00:04 |
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Spruce Willis? --Scrijjy Doo
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sorry to ask but have I missed something with this?
3:59pm
comment on caption:
On line dating. [Cath Jones]
I thought it was just me. I don't get it either.
4:38pm
comment on caption:
On line dating. [Cath Jones]
My immediate assumption was that they were male and female garments on a line, but you could take it as the clothes were not fashionable and dated, or they have been left on the line for so long they were dating with age. Not my caption, but there's three explanations that might help.
4:46pm
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On line dating. [Cath Jones]
Thanks John, your first assumption was right, although the other two seem better. It was a pretty tough pic to caption I thought.
8:18pm
comment on caption:
On line dating. [Cath Jones]
Thanks Michael, that's much better.
8:13pm
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🎵 Follow the Jello brick road... 🎵 [Cath Jones]
ah yes her old flame.
7:36pm
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🎵 "Ohoooo, your Ex is on fire..." 🎵 [Cath Jones]
"Do you know the fallen Madonna with the big babies?"
9:28am
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"Good moaning" [Cath Jones]
Thanks Michael, I'll give it a try
8:53pm
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50 Shades of Greyhound. [Cath Jones]
That's what keeps the building industry going after all
7:04pm
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Oh well, it's only bricks and more tea after all. [Cath Jones]
It's a shame, but not many people are going to understand this...deserved more votes
1:51am
comment on caption:
"When exactly were you Ju-on?" [Cath Jones]