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11/07/12 10:08:57 |
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10/08/12 19:05:01 |
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"Buy your front windows and we will give you the rear FREE" 23/06/12 11:20:40 |
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After three similar robberies in the area, Police were starting to see a pattern. 10/08/12 19:04:31 |
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08/07/12 19:03:40 |
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19/02/12 20:12:36 |
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28/06/12 11:03:47 |
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20/06/12 19:00:21 |
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The Valet of the shadow of death. 27/03/12 19:39:06 |
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28/01/12 17:32:16 |
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His mother said he was a difficult delivery. 03/07/12 21:01:55 |
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20/05/12 19:08:47 |
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20/04/12 11:30:54 |
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Its true. Womens cycles do come together once a month. 28/02/12 11:09:07 |
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Try as he might he just couldn't get it to Turnover. 16/02/12 20:07:18 |
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18/07/12 19:00:38 |
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06/07/12 19:16:50 |
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26/05/12 20:07:14 |
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16/05/12 19:03:29 |
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"No John! I said you should masticate more thoroughly." 02/05/12 11:42:49 |
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16/04/12 12:56:10 |
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"I akst you to bring da posse bro', not da posey!" 04/04/12 19:36:00 |
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Even though the lift operator was really creepy, I couldn't take the stares. 27/03/12 21:26:54 |
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01/03/12 20:31:52 |
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30/09/12 20:29:47 |
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21/04/12 19:16:48 |
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20/02/12 12:46:44 |
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24/09/12 11:01:09 |
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06/08/12 20:06:38 |
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03/08/12 19:09:14 |
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01/08/12 20:25:06 |
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31/07/12 19:03:06 |
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18/07/12 19:02:35 |
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13/07/12 10:01:26 |
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07/07/12 19:10:39 |
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"I took this photo to Show Lynn." 21/06/12 10:32:46 |
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26/05/12 20:21:01 |
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"Shit!" Ghost Rider exclaimed. 26/05/12 20:10:11 |
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23/05/12 13:02:24 |
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06/05/12 10:16:00 |
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02/04/12 19:20:00 |
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We are sure to find a priest in here. 22/03/12 20:08:07 |
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They called him a shirt-lifter but he was just bike-curious. 16/03/12 20:41:48 |
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Ken was only interested in her melons. 01/03/12 21:24:13 |
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24/02/12 12:21:35 |
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Its amazing just how much you can cram into a wheelie bin. 20/02/12 12:21:32 |
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15/02/12 20:07:59 |
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"You've got a little something on your chin" 01/02/12 20:08:10 |
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19/01/12 17:02:57 |
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03/10/12 19:57:23 |
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28/08/12 11:20:34 |
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21/07/12 19:04:57 |
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14/07/12 21:20:22 |
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I wish I hadn't lent Moses my Tablet. 07/07/12 19:56:19 |
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06/07/12 19:08:30 |
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Cleanliness is next to Codliness. 02/07/12 14:11:14 |
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21/06/12 19:02:59 |
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25/05/12 10:11:32 |
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21/05/12 19:14:11 |
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What he lacked in conversation he made up for in mashed potato. 18/05/12 18:33:51 |
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14/05/12 19:15:51 |
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05/05/12 21:11:19 |
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29/04/12 10:13:02 |
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Captain Yossarian v The Health & safety officer. 25/02/12 12:11:28 |
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22/02/12 17:13:36 |
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24/01/12 13:13:33 |
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23/01/12 20:42:28 |
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28/09/12 19:29:49 |
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"But I thought the vacancy was in a 'sweet' shop." 26/09/12 11:51:58 |
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28/08/12 14:09:22 |
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10/08/12 19:00:26 |
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Phil harm Monica 17/07/12 10:06:51 |
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07/07/12 19:03:10 |
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23/06/12 19:46:52 |
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"I wish he could throw his breath as well" 22/06/12 20:20:51 |
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15/06/12 13:32:22 |
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10/06/12 17:19:17 |
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26/05/12 10:31:31 |
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After using Veet for Men be sure to rinse thoroughly. 18/05/12 19:24:44 |
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"Get your Pips out for the lads." 13/05/12 19:20:53 |
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11/04/12 21:43:56 |
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"Yikes! Scooby Doo, Where are you?" 08/04/12 10:20:55 |
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"And in at Number 1, The Gorrilaz" 06/04/12 19:03:24 |
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06/04/12 18:43:50 |
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80 days later and Willy Fogg still hasn't reached the petrol forecourt. 01/04/12 20:20:06 |
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As he got older, rock and roll gave way to sausage roll. 31/03/12 10:05:09 |
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27/03/12 20:40:03 |
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This is the story of the little Dutch boy who stuck his finger in the dyke.... 26/03/12 19:30:50 |
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Love this!
9:17am
comment on caption:
...Nit two..Pearl one... [Lisa Nelson]
Thanks Dan. Endorsement from other captioneers is invaluable and much appreciated.
9:47am
comment on caption:
...Nit two..Pearl one... [Lisa Nelson]
And he's lost his thermos again.
6:48pm
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"DWAYNE DIBBLEY!!!" [Lisa Nelson]
If you haven't already seen the reviews of this product on Amazon.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme
They are hilarious!
7:26pm
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After using Veet for Men be sure to rinse thoroughly. [Lisa Nelson]
Thanks, here's a vote. Partially for your caption (I've only ever used it on my back, thank god!) but mostly for the reviews on your link, which have had me in stiches and have led me to favourite them so I can enjoy the rest another time.
7:40pm
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After using Veet for Men be sure to rinse thoroughly. [Lisa Nelson]
Its a genuine Amazon page and sort of fit the photo. I just wanted to share the link really. So glad you have read it.
8:07pm
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After using Veet for Men be sure to rinse thoroughly. [Lisa Nelson]
Have only read a few of them and have also saved it as a favourite to read later, Tagnutt Mandeville's is a good one. Maybe we should try and get some of them to register on Caption.Me.
8:17pm
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After using Veet for Men be sure to rinse thoroughly. [Lisa Nelson]
Hilarious first few reviews - I think it will take some reading but worth the long haul - perhaps someone Veeted that hedge by the pool
8:18pm
comment on caption:
After using Veet for Men be sure to rinse thoroughly. [Lisa Nelson]
Thanks for the votes, the caption was set up to share the humour of the link and not to pimp votes. I should of done this after the voting deadline but I couldn't hold my water. Sorry.
In the interest of fareness, and as my anonymity has been uncovered. I will delete the caption before voting closes so copy the link into your favourites if you wish to peruse it at a later date.
Apologies to all who have already voted as they will be lost as a result.
9:30am
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After using Veet for Men be sure to rinse thoroughly. [Lisa Nelson]
When I read this last night I didn't get it.
This morning it clicked. I'm still giggling about it.
Brilliant.
11:30am
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What he lacked in conversation he made up for in mashed potato. [Lisa Nelson]