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	Croc Monsieur 07/06/12 10:28:46	6

	When they pitched the tent last night they thought they were beyond the reach of the Copse 18/05/12 19:10:57	6

	Labour Headquarters Observe-a-Tory 04/05/12 10:33:59	6

	Not the old Super Glue - Shower Gel switcheroonie trick 02/05/12 19:18:53	6

	The tin said serve chilled 30/04/12 19:20:14	1 6

	Vorsprung Durch Cow Shit 12/04/12 10:26:54	6

	Peckish? 16/03/12 12:41:10	6

	Silly-cone implant 21/02/12 11:11:14	6

	Derek suspected that he may have one leg longer than the other. 19/02/12 20:10:26	1 6

	Wait your Tern…it’s flocking chaos 05/02/12 20:00:46	6

	He spends most of his day off his trolley. 30/01/12 20:03:03	6

	Big noses run in the family 05/01/12 20:15:05	6

	GM crops - what harm could they possibly do? 20/12/11 20:09:18	6

	Its a private number plate - it reads - JU5 T1N 01/12/11 15:16:37	6

	Police had impounded their getaway scooters and were closing in on the Werthers Gang. 05/11/11 11:24:28	6

	George Michael didn't find it easy leaving prison. 19/09/11 10:13:02	6

	Apparently it's a tablet 15/09/11 10:46:13	6

	Another break in play here Jeff.....Toby is about to come on with the Poop Scoop. Rovers could do with being a little tighter at the back. 13/09/11 10:28:44	6

	Her body language was subtle but he thought he may be in with a chance. 02/09/11 10:11:28	6

	Completely absorbed 29/11/24 20:11:34	6

	Tripadvisor ⭐️⭐️⭐️ ⭐️⭐️food was to die for 23/10/22 11:01:23, edited: 23/10/22 11:09:12	1 6
I saw these three guys outside a bar in Chester on Thursday and couldn't resist taking a photo. They made me smile. --Ellen Duncalf
	This was taken shortly before one from each pair was stolen, leaving the children hopping mad. 19/10/22 7:13:01, edited: 19/10/22 7:22:20	6

	Welcome to the Stevenage Trill Seekers Society 07/10/22 11:16:52	6

	“D’you know Anna …… I sometimes wonder if you just imagined this hay fever business to get out of carrying the flowers …” 26/11/21 20:41:38	6

	Trill seekers 15/02/21 8:43:56	6

	Sorry ...... no returns 19/10/19 11:07:19	6

	clever "Oh and as a Brexit special, we also do a Mogg recliner......" 15/10/19 11:21:38	6

	Guide horses ...... for blind dogs 23/09/19 7:12:23	3 6
What about cats with cataracts? --Scrijjy Doo
	"Thanks, every one of you, for your support" 22/02/19 13:27:16	6

	" ....... you might not think it but this TX750 model has a powerful little headlight. Last night there was a deer petrified in front of me ..... still, that's all behind me now." 22/02/19 8:32:14	6

	It's nice but I was hoping for something a little more 'saucy' .. 03/01/19 12:23:23	6

	I think they've chosen the new Pope 16/11/18 8:05:52	6

	Bloody dog ...... it was left to me by my late-ex 13/10/18 11:14:09	6

	Stock images 15/08/18 19:55:46	6

	Ruff Justice 08/08/18 11:16:15	6

	self-kelp group 03/08/18 12:55:32	6

	"For goodness sake don't stroke him, I've just cleaned up...." 17/07/18 20:20:54	6

	"Well Mr BROOK "¦"¦.. time for a celebration, your prostate feels perfectly normal .." 04/07/18 11:48:38	6

	Specsavers ..... we can also make goggles 01/07/18 11:50:52	6

	"Welcome aboard the Southern Rail replacement bus service ............" 29/05/18 11:52:26	6

	Inspectors, in Iran, find no evidence of nuclear activities 09/05/18 11:10:01	6

	"OK you three ....... we're off to Cadbury's, we've got an audition for some great new idea for an advert for a product called SMASH ..... best behaviour and whatever you do, no laughing ..." 25/04/18 19:15:12	6

	Austerity measures take their toll on the "˜Witness Protection Programme'. 11/04/18 7:47:22	6

	" ........... I join you now outside Birdseye HQ..." 22/03/18 8:10:37	6

	Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letters O.M.G. 20/03/18 20:10:17	6

	"Ooh, Martin .... isn't that the little place that the estate agent said several people have attempted to put down a deposit?" 19/03/18 12:12:21	6

	Beaming with pride 09/03/18 8:38:52	6

	Raven lunatic 06/03/18 12:14:31	6

	"Welcome to Gherkins With Attitude ...." 07/02/18 12:10:48	6

	You can take the man out of Morris Dancing .......... 19/01/18 12:52:53	2 6
Thanks PG --John Llamas
	"How's about that Zen?" 16/01/18 12:46:04	6

	Spherely overdressed 05/01/18 21:28:03	6

	He was hopping mad 14/12/17 12:10:51	6

	lol "So who would live in a home like ........... stop, stop, cut ... it's Eamonn Holmes, isn't it ......." 21/11/17 8:51:29	6

	Tabby chic 11/10/17 7:13:13	6

	Norm seemed a lot happier these days, since his partner bought him that candy floss machine for his birthday 05/10/17 9:44:16	6

	" I remember when I first stayed at Terry's and opened the curtains in the morning ......... that's when I knew he was a keeper" 04/10/17 7:43:13	6

	If that's the best he can manage at fitting the cap then I'm not letting him near my air filter. 28/09/17 20:55:49	6

	The sign worked fine without the foot note 05/07/17 12:11:29	6

	Jenny had an infectious laugh 28/06/17 20:19:42	1 6

	I think its a Ford 25/06/17 11:10:55	1 6
Obvious, but oh so appropriate! ;) --Pussy Galore
	"Son, it was always like this in my day ........ there was dog shit everywhere ...." 24/05/17 19:10:14	6

	After drumming for hours, Rick was starting to look jaded. 17/05/17 11:07:49	6

	Samson-height 16/04/17 12:09:33	6

	They should show more respect for their Elders 14/04/17 7:30:27	6

	lol McDonalds 'Spot the ball' ........ remember now it's just the one we're looking for. 03/04/17 11:42:45	6

	Wilson used to smoke some heavy shit .......... that's all behind him now. 23/03/17 12:28:38	6

	Norm had ideas above his station. 24/02/17 20:28:18	1 6

	Alpaca wetsuit thought Robbie 17/02/17 20:10:23	6

	lol It was all going well until the leader tried adjusting the TV aerial. 05/02/17 21:16:56	8 6
I hope you don't Fall out lads xxx --Andrea Hickling
	Yankee Panky 19/01/17 8:20:52	6

	The shirt would know ..... it's a medium 08/01/17 20:25:05	6

	Feng Shoe 07/01/17 12:11:35	6

	Caution ..... sudden breaking can cause skid marks. 06/12/16 20:03:48	6

	"What makes you think that chiropractor was useless Mick?" 30/11/16 20:37:17	6

	Nanny slate 30/11/16 8:50:09	6

	Origin of the faeces 06/11/16 9:33:55	6

	The Leaning Tower of Vivas 13/10/16 11:14:23	6

	The fairground was like a magnet for Trill seekers. 23/09/16 19:17:40	6

	creative Doctors say that he is suffering from 'penalty shoot out syndrome'. 15/07/16 7:59:51	6

	"How was the film?", I asked "All white", they said 26/06/16 19:21:27	6

	"Sorry love .... ran out of oils so I've done it in matt finish" 22/05/16 20:32:34	6

	Geriatricly modified 12/05/16 20:25:49	6

	Kit Car 20/04/16 19:13:40	6

	"No ....... I said, hold the camera two feet in front of your face." 13/04/16 11:05:22	6

	"When I said bring the cake in half cut ............" 29/03/16 19:07:52	6

	The puzzled expression clears as Cecil realises that the clacking noise is his plums. 26/03/16 20:38:15	6

	ðŸŽ¶ Don't dilly Dali on the way ðŸŽ¶ 24/03/16 12:12:07	6

	"Phew ....... just a little glaze." 23/03/16 12:20:40	6

	An early shot of my half brother, Chris. 14/03/16 13:25:16	6

	Calligraphy Kit 02/03/16 8:03:48	6

	Beneath all of the glamour, the Oscars showed that 'people of colour' still need more support. 01/03/16 12:13:41	6

	"Do ya mind moving out of the way ...... I'm trying to take a photo here." 29/02/16 9:56:31	6

	"Aye Pet, that was me before I got one of these nicotine patches like ..." 24/01/16 20:01:45	6

	Dopplebangers 21/01/16 12:15:41	6

	Pointer Sisters 10/01/16 20:07:19	6

	She was understandably nervous about the 'Vulva Death Grip'. 20/11/15 20:02:50	6

	"Honey I shrunk the kids." "For the last time, they're not bloody goats." 18/11/15 20:50:32	6

	After making pants from the Slinky and the accident with the wire coat hanger, Samuel knew that he would be in hot water when Lord Sugar got him back in the board room. 11/11/15 20:29:52	6

	When they're gone, they're gone 09/11/15 12:06:53	6

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"Anna we're Lawrence Welk's daughters: Anna One, Anna Two."

Willie Johnson

27/11/21
5:14pm

comment on caption:
“Hi Pat, come in .. I’m Anna Conda
Sorry about the profile pic” [John Llamas]

Dr. Womb

Scrijjy Doo

08/04/22
8:29am

comment on caption:
Graham Norton unveiled as the next irrepressible time-traveller, Dr Who, seen here with his new assistant … [John Llamas]

Brilliant!

[anon]

11/10/22
2:07pm

comment on caption:
Marmite …. you either love it or hate it [John Llamas]

Oh, I hadn't realised they were all linked to you! What will I catch you doing next?! You haven't been dressing up as Santa have you?!😉

Kate B

18/10/22
5:37am

comment on caption:
“Hello Police ……. I want to report a stalker … Kate B. She has been following my parents skinny dipping, messing with my collection of ventriloquist dummies, scaring my dog and horse and I’m worried she may be watching me now…” [John Llamas]

When I've a Bent...
--------------------
I'm very often vertical,
Horizontal, too, I find.
At times, of course
I'm neither nor -
But only when inclined. circa 1980. [Anon]

[anon]

18/10/22
9:46pm