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	"Could I recommend the plums madam?" 02/08/13 11:04:05	5

	As Jake struggled to get a signal on the streets of Pampalona, he hadn't realised that they had released the bulls. "Good luck in those pants." 28/07/13 7:20:48	5

	"Biggish shoe" 19/07/13 7:21:16	5

	Fruit and wedge stall 16/07/13 19:34:14	5

	Julian Assange Vs Edward Snowden .........loser gets an all expenses trip to USA 25/06/13 7:23:06	5

	The DFS sale left Donna in the red 19/06/13 7:32:36	5

	Gaul Bladdered 27/05/13 19:22:09	5

	"Here we are in the ambient goods section and if we look up now we might just catch a glimpse of two adult males with their elaborate courtship display." 27/05/13 7:15:56	5

	Tooth Fairy Lights 22/05/13 11:07:55	5

	Jacks-on-5 18/05/13 11:23:33	5

	"You think your kings of methane pollution....well cop a load of this" 15/05/13 11:17:49	5

	At the Veet for Men lab, it would be the sack tomorrow for at least one of them 11/05/13 19:11:45	5

	Silly-cone implant 28/04/13 7:19:07	5

	"Would you like to see my award winning Clematis?" "Sure and I'll show you my Chlamydia" 21/04/13 8:06:47	5

	"I think I'll just have the right ear pierced today." 18/04/13 11:34:30	5

	Afrowhizzyact 31/03/13 8:28:32	5

	After the success of the Pampalona Bull Run, Cairo introduce the Boulder Dash 30/03/13 20:01:03	5

	"So.......you say that if I put grass in the front end then chocolate raisins come out of the other end?" 28/03/13 9:42:55	5

	It always took an Adder to work out the Fyffe a day 27/03/13 12:15:42	4 5
Don't make any rash decisions...just slip on it.lol --Ron Allan
	Bank of Greece....taking care of your Urnings 18/03/13 12:14:28	5

	"Crushed nuts?" 17/03/13 8:24:28	5

	Digitally enhanced 13/03/13 20:22:20	5

	Soon they would be released on Bale 12/03/13 12:05:55	5

	"It could be worth Â£250 on 'You've Been Framed', and besides, we can always have another kid" 20/02/13 14:06:23	5

	He only made it onto the bench for the Lions tour 08/02/13 12:23:21	5

	Looks like a Stork Marge ( sorry couldn't resist it ) 06/02/13 20:27:44	3 5
i can't belive its not better --Isla gray
	Trunk and disorder Lee 06/02/13 12:14:50	5

	The girls were begining to show their frustration, after not getting one in the ring for some time 24/01/13 8:36:58	5

	No wonder that kid swapped it for 3 magic beans 23/01/13 12:26:24	5

	"I f*ing spy, with my little f*ing eye......." 15/01/13 14:21:14	5

	creative Pet World Budgie courier service 14/01/13 12:05:20	2 5

	The Nag's Head 11/01/13 12:03:05	5

	"Honey....did you ask for Helium in the front tyres again" 09/01/13 20:01:13	5

	Michael Jackson had been working on the Moon Walk since the days when he was black 19/12/12 20:00:36	5

	Liz Hurley 18/12/12 8:36:51	5

	For 34 years, Barnie had convinced his quintuplet brothers they were conjoined. It was worth it just for the looks on their faces when he pulled away. 13/12/12 20:22:22	1 5

	"What I actually said was........all you need to fix the roof is a hammer Ed" 07/12/12 20:03:09	6 5

	Charges with those Loan Sharks are going through the roof 07/12/12 20:01:26	5

	On the filmset for pilot episode of new Scottish regional reality tv show.......'Fuck me, it's Dundee' 19/11/12 8:18:55	1 5

	Escape from Coldtitz 17/11/12 20:03:14	5

	"Thank you for calling RAC, our attendants are all busy at the moment and you are being held in a queue........" 16/11/12 20:07:36	5

	Pawn Stars 13/11/12 12:55:42	5

	Track 2........Gangnam Style 12/11/12 20:19:36	5

	She looks like she may be minted 09/11/12 20:01:28	5

	A bit more Toulouse 08/11/12 12:33:33	5

	Claims Direct helped me win £4780 with my claim for personal injury whilst working for Spirograph 27/10/12 19:03:09	5

	A Pilot Episode 24/10/12 7:06:20	5

	Aero-naughty-tickle 24/10/12 7:05:32	1 5

	Nautical, but nice 16/10/12 7:19:58	5

	Discover your very own Higgs Bosun with the all new Hadron Collider Lite 04/10/12 19:05:56	5

	Cafe Hamericano 23/09/12 14:46:38	5

	Where's Wallace? 12/09/12 11:21:23	5

	Cause of death.....Brain Freeze 09/09/12 7:01:56	5

	It's Enormouse 31/08/12 21:16:35	5

	Roadent 31/08/12 19:02:41	5

	Asif 29/08/12 21:37:36	5

	Sunita asked her father for a Norse for her Birthday 27/08/12 11:06:21	5

	Litter Buggy 27/08/12 8:16:16	5

	Wags to Witches 26/08/12 11:05:50	5

	Who loves ya, Baby? 17/08/12 19:17:19	5

	It's not just any lolly, it's an S & M lolly 17/08/12 19:10:05	5

	Trivial Pursuit 09/08/12 19:18:03	5

	Eau, to be that cool 09/08/12 9:55:33	5

	Not now Kate...oh 04/08/12 19:07:34	2 5

	Dave's dyslexia was a problem with the whole god, dog thing 01/08/12 10:02:06	1 5

	Play Penne 28/07/12 10:03:26	5

	More "back handers" revealed in Westminster 23/07/12 19:16:08	5

	Stephanie left nothing to chance in her pursuit of 'getting lucky' combining the Rabbit foot and the Camel toe 20/07/12 10:20:29	5

	Put the shat among the Pigeons 02/07/12 19:06:17	5

	Arse in a round 29/06/12 10:03:42	5

	Tea-break at the Typing Pool 28/06/12 11:13:32	5

	Beech Wear 08/06/12 19:00:47	5

	Deep Fried Pineapple Dance Studio 06/06/12 19:27:52	5

	Cross Trainer 06/06/12 11:32:52	5

	Time to sort out the fools with their Pastie Tax Gibber Jabber 29/05/12 10:13:48	5

	Buy one Tourette one free 28/05/12 19:18:31	5

	"Smelt It..Dealt It" 22/05/12 19:45:50	5

	Shelly was very literal when it came to ditching her dates 22/05/12 10:05:39	5

	Cheep day return 09/05/12 19:20:34	5

	Return of the Red Eye 08/05/12 10:05:38	5

	Stanley had a fowl behind 29/04/12 19:07:40	5

	Just an average family with 1.5 kids 23/04/12 19:02:48	5

	Drink it neat ....no Mixer Matosis 05/04/12 19:05:44	5

	Hog Monet 30/03/12 19:00:21	5

	National 'shit catching championship' this Tuesday 27/03/12 10:13:35	5

	The mouse was going out on a limb. 11/03/12 20:36:27	5

	I think the Carpal Tunnel Syndrome may be connected to the mouse 11/03/12 20:26:31	5

	OMG...is that J Morgan with the basting brush over there. 08/03/12 20:14:06	2 5

	Upwardly Mobile 05/03/12 11:13:01	5

	MOUSE!!! 05/03/12 11:08:20	5

	Madam and Sir...put your hands together and make some noise for Jedward 23/02/12 11:14:25	5

	Fish Fingers 12/02/12 11:22:13	5

	Terry had worked for the News of the World for 40 years 'man and boy'. With a little support he is now using those well honed skills once again. 07/02/12 11:13:34	5

	A vein attempt at artery 22/01/12 16:52:57	5

	Do you want cheese on your bagel or just Ham Solo? 02/01/12 20:01:19	5

	Steph used to be a bit of a monster but that was all behind her now. 22/12/11 20:11:26	5

	Helen had some lofty ideas. 21/12/11 11:21:14	5

	Hypnotherapy - Some days you just can't help youself. 19/12/11 20:44:07	5

	Billie Ocean 18/12/11 11:22:28	5

	Altared Image 10/12/11 13:33:59	5

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"Anna we're Lawrence Welk's daughters: Anna One, Anna Two."

Willie Johnson

27/11/21
5:14pm

comment on caption:
“Hi Pat, come in .. I’m Anna Conda
Sorry about the profile pic” [John Llamas]

Dr. Womb

Scrijjy Doo

08/04/22
8:29am

comment on caption:
Graham Norton unveiled as the next irrepressible time-traveller, Dr Who, seen here with his new assistant … [John Llamas]

Brilliant!

[anon]

11/10/22
2:07pm

comment on caption:
Marmite …. you either love it or hate it [John Llamas]

Oh, I hadn't realised they were all linked to you! What will I catch you doing next?! You haven't been dressing up as Santa have you?!😉

Kate B

18/10/22
5:37am

comment on caption:
“Hello Police ……. I want to report a stalker … Kate B. She has been following my parents skinny dipping, messing with my collection of ventriloquist dummies, scaring my dog and horse and I’m worried she may be watching me now…” [John Llamas]

When I've a Bent...
--------------------
I'm very often vertical,
Horizontal, too, I find.
At times, of course
I'm neither nor -
But only when inclined. circa 1980. [Anon]

[anon]

18/10/22
9:46pm