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	"They relish this kind of situation "¦." 24/06/14 11:01:51	11

	UKIP unveil planned new uniforms for Immigration Officials 06/05/14 7:21:55	11

	Despite several more motoring offences, he was released on bale. 03/05/14 9:00:43	11

	Sold here - Cards for a range of subjects 10/04/14 8:50:13	11

	Lip Glossary 08/03/14 8:15:02	11

	"This is the Petrel version ...... it also comes in Diesel." 25/02/14 20:03:09	11

	"Edam near killed me" 13/02/14 12:26:24	11

	lol It's one of the signs of Spring when the frogmen start to mate. 21/01/14 8:12:51	11

	Money Laundering 19/01/14 20:01:56	11

	"Looks like you may have slipped into a Korma for a while." 18/11/13 20:36:53	11

	Kinder Egg Amnesty Bin 20/10/13 19:27:53	1 11
Lolz :-D --Lee Hauxwell
	Brrrrrrrum, brrrrrrrrum 02/10/13 7:47:33	11

	lol "Do I put my coins in the slot love?" 27/09/13 11:54:22	11

	The team were desperately looking for a Police Spokes-person 27/08/13 11:14:13	11

	lol "On reflection love, maybe we could lose the ceiling fan." 02/08/13 19:04:25	11

	Welcome to the Vulvadrome 19/07/13 19:29:07	11

	Rottwheeler 18/07/13 7:07:04	11

	creative China were determined to field a bigger team in The Paralympics in Brazil 2016 27/06/13 11:28:24	11

	creative x2 If he has his way, hundreds and thousands will suffer. 26/06/13 7:29:55	11

	lol Jonny Wilkinson's Japanese stalker. 13/06/13 11:14:25	11

	After Peter Andre and Alex Reid, Katie was intimidated by Bert's intellect. 05/06/13 19:31:00	11

	Alice's dress fit her like a glove 16/05/13 7:25:16	11

	An apple a day keeps The Doctor away 14/05/13 11:03:58	11

	Wood Choppers 05/04/13 7:10:33	11

	A Spent Force 02/02/13 20:17:01	11

	F1, Button crashes out. 21/12/12 8:16:21	11

	Everything was going cheap in Lidl 22/11/12 8:19:25	11

	Another outbreak of Mixermatoasters 10/11/12 8:43:26	11

	Warning............some items may have had contact with nuts 17/10/12 7:09:19	11

	Have you had an accident at work that wasn't your fault? 17/09/12 11:14:14	11

	Screen dump 17/09/12 7:02:00	11

	Oral-B Back 11/09/12 11:10:52	11

	Right, where's this other Olymp'hics with the spaz people? 21/08/12 11:06:43	11

	That's in Seine 04/08/12 10:03:37	11

	"Oi......give me my f***ing leg back" 03/08/12 19:04:25	11

	Axel Rose 18/06/12 10:16:33	1 11

	MISSING - left horn If found contact Satan on 666 25/08/11 15:54:42	1 11

	Vanilla plod 18/08/11 10:57:24	11

	On-coming traffic were terrified, having seen his nuts were loose. 02/10/14 7:07:53	10

	Elder Statesman 25/09/14 7:11:17	10

	Jimmy White looks more at home as Snooker World Championships relax the dress code. 19/09/14 7:04:42	10

	"Never disturb him in the middle of a passage." 29/08/14 15:55:16	10

	Swan Vespa 18/08/14 21:14:14	10

	All of the lads had that annoying feeling that they had forgotten something when they returned from Neville's Stag Party. 06/08/14 11:07:47	10

	Retail Unit for sale ........ Down Stares only 30/07/14 11:24:35	10

	lol When Dave went out on a Friday night, in search of Beaver, he always made the place look its best in case he got lucky. 25/07/14 11:07:37	10

	"........Ha ha ..... Nobody expects the Spanish Intermission ..." 22/07/14 7:45:36	10

	Gary was feeling a little down in the mouth 16/07/14 7:07:13	10

	"The last guy I dated also croaked." 14/07/14 19:02:25	2 10
Which one is saying that? --Chris Halliwell
	These days, Bob needed a little help with his erections 11/06/14 7:11:15	10

	creative "Why do you keep calling me Duck? ........ It's because I've got a long neck and a little head isn't it?" 29/05/14 11:50:22	10

	"This isn't the light Gail I was forecast." 18/04/14 8:56:12	10

	"Why can't you just get stuck up a tree or something?" 14/04/14 19:05:00	10

	Dave had already had two bottles ..... time to check his balance 15/03/14 20:11:10	10

	Ron was hoping to attract a Hoe 05/03/14 12:07:17	10

	"Let's try again ....... a little more Caerphilly this time." 13/02/14 13:22:55	10

	Note to self ........ clean lens after shooting home sex videos 29/01/14 21:29:20	10

	Prefer your Pussy smooth?.......8 out of 10 prefer whiskers 10/01/14 20:07:08	10

	Closed due to hard times 20/09/13 11:11:18	4 10

	Quail voice choir 17/09/13 7:15:14	1 10
â™« Hen of Garlic...â™« --Tosser Wivlov
	French troops on Syria standby 04/09/13 7:25:43	1 10
The situation in Syria has caused the French government to raise its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". (old joke) --Paul Woolley
	Hairoshima 31/07/13 19:20:32	10

	In the Gateau 14/05/13 7:06:31	10

	I suppose you'll be wanting to take down my particulars 03/04/13 11:07:48	10

	creative It's OK I'll cum quietly 03/04/13 11:06:53	10

	lol "Cut.......OK lets try that one again boys....the battery was dead in the video camera" 25/01/13 12:05:19	10

	Nail Gun 14/01/13 20:03:18	10

	Eating the apple was fine, Mike was keen to try the Cox in Cider 12/12/12 12:24:03	10

	Ewe to move 13/11/12 12:14:29	1 10

	Pastafarian 12/11/12 15:13:49	3 10

	Kinder to 'r' souls 06/11/12 8:12:58	10

	That's not his first delivery round the back this morning Sue. 20/09/12 11:36:31	10

	Caution....boggy field 02/09/12 8:44:54	10

	Ladies and Gentlemen, your onboard entertainment today will be Jedward. Lifeboats are located to the rear of the vessel 16/08/12 7:25:40	5 10

	The good news...the electricity is generated by a Dynamo and a bike The bad news....Sir Chris Hoy is in the saddle 03/08/12 10:09:26	10

	It's on the tip of my thong 17/07/12 19:01:59	10

	Going behind Enema lines 11/07/12 10:03:33	10

	This web browser needs to lay off the cookies 30/05/12 10:03:41	10

	She's not completely watertight so we called her Rebekah Brooks 16/05/12 19:29:28	10

	Mary was studying for her Reverse Psychology Exams 19/03/12 20:03:52	10

	How did you guess I am a Conductor? 15/03/12 11:06:18	10

	Call the SWAT Team now. 20/12/11 20:06:11	10

	Jane had a thing for suspenders. 19/12/11 17:24:22	10

	Chiropartist 17/12/11 21:03:59	10

	Yeah dishwasher's broken....the good news is it's only a hairline fracture and she'll be good to go in a week or so. 03/12/11 11:15:32	10

	Twitter feed 22/09/11 13:36:27	10

	Gran'n'bawl Run 22/08/11 10:34:47	10

	No one expected the googly 20/08/11 10:00:40	10

	Planters are available in small, medium or mastiff 27/09/22 7:31:56	10

	At the Oliver Reed day nursery, we have now installed a webcam so that you can see our committed staff interacting with your child. 22/09/22 7:33:37	10

	“OK, one of you 3 girls has just shit next to the coffee machine, who was it?” 01/12/21 10:00:27	10

	“Now I will ask you one more time Tara, what did you do with the bag of itching powder?” 27/11/21 9:10:45	10

	"Who let Cleese and Stallone play with the teleporter .....?" 17/09/19 11:56:46	10

	"it's OK mate, it's only a nail ........ for a moment there, I thought you were screwed." 23/02/19 21:06:00	10

	Peter Cushion 24/11/18 9:05:13	10

	Knocked Meowt 17/11/18 20:14:09	10

	clever The other woman, or as I call her ..... pulled pork 16/10/18 11:19:23	10

	The tremor had revealed some pretty worrying cracks in the rock face 24/07/18 11:06:47	10

	clever "OK sarge, I've grilled the suspect ...... what next?" 22/04/18 11:51:21	10

	"There goes the Missus, she ordered her flights on-line ..." 13/04/18 11:18:48	10

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Is that why you sometimes see him leaning forward at an awkward angle?

Willie Johnson

16/11/21
1:04pm

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Trump supporters [John Llamas]

"Anna we're Lawrence Welk's daughters: Anna One, Anna Two."

Willie Johnson

27/11/21
5:14pm

comment on caption:
“Hi Pat, come in .. I’m Anna Conda
Sorry about the profile pic” [John Llamas]

Dr. Womb

Scrijjy Doo

08/04/22
8:29am

comment on caption:
Graham Norton unveiled as the next irrepressible time-traveller, Dr Who, seen here with his new assistant … [John Llamas]

Brilliant!

[anon]

11/10/22
2:07pm

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Marmite …. you either love it or hate it [John Llamas]

Oh, I hadn't realised they were all linked to you! What will I catch you doing next?! You haven't been dressing up as Santa have you?!😉

Kate B

18/10/22
5:37am

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“Hello Police ……. I want to report a stalker … Kate B. She has been following my parents skinny dipping, messing with my collection of ventriloquist dummies, scaring my dog and horse and I’m worried she may be watching me now…” [John Llamas]

When I've a Bent...
--------------------
I'm very often vertical,
Horizontal, too, I find.
At times, of course
I'm neither nor -
But only when inclined. circa 1980. [Anon]

[anon]

18/10/22
9:46pm