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05/05/12 19:00:09 |
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"For He's a Jolly Good Feller..." 16/02/23 8:07:41 |
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27/01/12 11:22:25 |
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12/05/23 7:14:21 |
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30/04/12 19:16:40 |
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15/05/23 11:00:13 |
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07/05/12 10:08:58 |
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27/02/23 8:00:18 |
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10/04/12 10:01:20 |
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27/09/12 11:41:15 |
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27/04/23 19:27:12 |
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14/05/23 11:08:18 |
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06/04/23 19:41:41 |
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29/08/19 11:36:11 |
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Staff wanted for beach restaurant: must have experience of waiting on tables. 17/01/12 11:00:12 |
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Dave was bored with wearing his hair in a bun. 07/05/23 11:01:11, edited: 07/05/23 11:05:22 |
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08/08/19 7:06:32 |
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Live from Norwich... --Lee Hauxwell
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Everybody's gone surfing, surfing U.A.E. 19/09/12 21:44:02 |
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21/05/12 19:00:18 |
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26/04/12 19:43:34 |
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18/01/12 11:04:55 |
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05/05/13 19:17:35 |
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25/09/12 11:03:43 |
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23/04/12 10:40:51 |
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19/04/12 19:04:17 |
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16/05/23 11:08:49 |
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Not even Superman can stop The Incredible Sulk 21/04/23 19:30:03 |
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🎵Ivory bodies gone surfin'......🎵 20/04/23 11:17:52, edited: 20/04/23 11:27:33 |
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Surfin' U3A --Dave Bryan
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24/08/19 19:49:28 |
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26/04/13 11:23:59 |
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20/04/13 11:38:46 |
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06/04/13 11:09:02 |
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Steve had become the hare to a small fortune. 05/04/13 19:10:55 |
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03/01/13 12:13:54 |
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If you look closely at this sculpture you can tell it's a forgery. 02/11/12 12:22:57 |
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27/10/12 11:11:06 |
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"Here's some of the money I owe you....the rest is in lieu." 14/10/12 19:06:38 |
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♫ You've got that Gloving Feline ♫ 18/11/12 9:22:19 |
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"Right lads, we'll set up camp here for tonight, and push on to the summit in the morning." 24/09/12 19:43:57 |
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"Gran, I see you've caught that nasty bug that's been going around." 21/04/12 19:33:19 |
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"Rum Rabbit, rum Rabbit, rum, rum, rum." 05/04/12 19:26:33 |
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14/03/12 11:00:15 |
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Andy was running late so breakfast had to be abbreviated. 19/01/12 11:06:23 |
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This is not just any store, this is an S&M store. 30/12/11 20:05:14 |
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"Time to round-up the chickens." 16/04/23 7:34:04 |
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06/04/23 19:15:32 |
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"Does my bun look big in this?" 19/02/23 20:13:01 |
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02/08/19 7:01:43 |
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Secret trials of high-tech solution to the Northern Ireland border issue prove successful. 24/07/19 8:13:15 |
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06/04/23 11:29:50 |
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If only I had a photograph --Mr Dome
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The Special Relationship reaches tipping point. 09/08/19 19:03:56 |
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The case was riddled with holes as the evidence had clearly been planted. 14/05/13 19:09:22 |
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25/04/13 14:07:50 |
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Bloody Nora, and her sister Mary. 02/01/13 12:18:57 |
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30/10/12 12:42:09 |
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The Man Who Shot Liberty's Balance. 14/10/12 9:16:54 |
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"I'd like an eggburger, Sunni side up please." 12/05/12 19:21:46 |
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08/02/12 11:30:01 |
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05/02/12 11:47:34 |
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23/01/12 11:24:14 |
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03/01/12 14:49:14 |
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"They think he'll fall over....." 21/05/23 7:07:17 |
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10/04/23 7:39:55 |
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Dave was later thrown out of the casino for carb counting 27/03/23 7:09:56, edited: 27/03/23 7:18:57 |
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29/08/19 19:02:50 |
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26/04/13 7:06:42 |
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The Land-line That Time Forgot. 23/11/12 13:59:11 |
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05/11/12 20:03:04 |
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02/11/12 9:26:30 |
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Thai Fishing by J. R. Hartley. 11/10/12 11:58:03 |
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08/10/12 7:22:48 |
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"Waiter, could you tell me when my piazza will be ready?" 13/04/12 10:01:49 |
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04/02/12 20:21:37 |
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03/02/12 11:00:14 |
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29/01/12 11:13:28 |
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They'd missed the flight as they were still a little stoned from the night before. 12/01/12 20:00:38 |
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03/01/12 20:09:27 |
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Not for the first time, William found himself in a pot of bother. 02/01/13 20:34:08 |
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15/11/12 13:08:49 |
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"...and yet, even here, in the most inhospitable of conditions, life manages to find a way." 27/09/12 7:29:21 |
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20/09/12 7:35:17 |
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07/05/12 10:01:37 |
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04/05/12 12:33:19 |
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20/04/12 10:00:27 |
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They had ordered a slab-up meal. 13/04/12 11:35:31 |
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11/02/12 20:00:13 |
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Luckily they had managed to book a connecting flight. 31/01/12 11:18:54 |
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24/01/12 20:01:07 |
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Ellen bought her dress in the January Sails. 22/01/12 20:03:58 |
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13/01/12 1:24:04 |
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05/01/12 11:32:48 |
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18/05/23 19:00:43, edited: 18/05/23 19:10:08 |
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12/03/23 20:17:13 |
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16/02/23 20:04:04, edited: 16/02/23 20:56:56 |
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Scotty should have gone to Specsavers 13/02/23 20:00:27 |
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Treksavers? --KimJong Pun
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06/05/23 20:51:16 |
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"With these rings I thee shred." 02/04/23 11:32:25, edited: 02/04/23 11:32:42 |
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12/03/23 13:06:12, edited: 12/03/23 13:07:51 |
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Bill was a notorious bottom feeder 09/03/23 20:12:07 |
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What truth?... I am struggling with these captions today...
2:08pm
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At breakfast I realised that the truth about factory farming had been staring me in the face all along. [Pablo Cabello]
The words "eye" and "beholder" spring to mind.
2:14pm
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At breakfast I realised that the truth about factory farming had been staring me in the face all along. [Pablo Cabello]
Ah you think it looks disgusting?... I agree:) It's got to be a Scottish dish... or German. I thought it was a Scotch egg but the casing looks a bit more like haggis or something. Either way, bleh:)
2:19pm
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At breakfast I realised that the truth about factory farming had been staring me in the face all along. [Pablo Cabello]
Thanks for the feedback. Bleh indeed :)
When I looked at the photo it appeared that some lab-created mutant pig/cow/chicken hybrid breakfast was staring right back at me. Obviously that and the fact that I found this to be "hilarious" rightly lead you to question my state of mind.
Apologies if I have offended anyone for whom this is, in fact, a regional or national dish.
2:47pm
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At breakfast I realised that the truth about factory farming had been staring me in the face all along. [Pablo Cabello]
put #anon in front of comment to hide your identity ;)
2:50pm
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At breakfast I realised that the truth about factory farming had been staring me in the face all along. [Pablo Cabello]
ty Steve :)
3:17pm
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At breakfast I realised that the truth about factory farming had been staring me in the face all along. [Pablo Cabello]
Leaning tower of bagel?
8:13pm
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The Tower of Bagel. [Pablo Cabello]
I much prefer your earlier “Rick suffers from Laundrette's Syndrome.” caption. The extra copy in my opinion is not required and dilutes the clever Laundrette's/Tourettes word play. Keep it simple!
10:01am
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Laundrette's Syndrome. [Pablo Cabello]
Thanks for pointing that out, the dupe detector missed it!
12:57pm
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The Lust of the Mohican. [Pablo Cabello]
:)
12:59pm
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The Lust of the Mohican. [Pablo Cabello]