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	Beware of chasing buses that stop frequently. 11/11/21 21:36:45	5

	"Hmmn, maybe I'll go vegan tomorrow" 02/11/21 17:40:23	1 5
How can he tell he's not vegan? --Glyn Evans
	"Dad, it was nice of you to pick me up, but I'm taking the bus tomorrow". 01/11/21 16:12:04	5

	"We're 14,000 ft up with a unique view of the earth only the brave get to see, but let's forget that and concentrate on a board game". 03/10/21 19:20:35	5

	"So which is the one that can feed everyone with just a couple of fish?" 03/10/21 13:45:10	5

	"Oh bollocks. I forgot to buy ketchup" 18/09/21 18:24:09	5

	"but I've been urinating in public for years" 07/09/21 22:56:11	5

	"No Granny, we're not judging his hat" 04/09/21 7:33:34	5

	"FOLLOW THAT BEE!" 03/09/21 13:10:50	5

	When you reach a certain age and your partner goes to the loo, it can be a tense wait to see if he's coming back. 14/08/21 20:44:14	5

	"I've told you before, those mussells on the outboard motors are not worth bothering with". 10/05/21 17:38:42	5

	"Go on, call me a muppet one more time!" 04/05/21 13:29:07	5

	"Are you sure about this Mr Weinstein? I've only come for a job as a cleaner". 30/04/21 19:06:42	5

	"So, off the record Elvis, What are you going to do now you're retiring?" "I'm going to fake my own death Mr President and work in a fish and chip shop in Preston,UK" 19/01/21 21:05:59	5

	London zoo gorillas show their support for Attenborough with T-shirts. 30/12/20 10:39:47	5

	"Clean up required on aisle number four". 21/12/20 18:52:11	5

	"Well Frank, do you want to take the prize of a holiday in Barbados or do you want to open the box?" 18/12/20 20:26:31	1 5
Whose box? (Sorry, that was in poor taste.) --Willie Johnson
	Dave was new at accepting sex as an alternative method of payment in his minicab. Next time, he'd pull over first. 28/11/20 13:22:38	5

	When you buy your guide dog from eBay. 04/11/20 16:13:34	5

	Never take a coachful of colostomy bag patients to the beach on a windy day. 22/08/20 21:49:04	5

	"I've told you. It's my ball and my mum said I have to go home for my dinner." 19/08/20 22:14:29	5

	Now I like Mike Tyson and he's welcome on my boat anytime, but if he messed about I'd give him a back hander like this. And I say "Mike NO, sit down eat eat your cornetto". 15/08/20 14:27:50	1 5
Last time he was on the boat, he bit Evander Holyfield's oar. --Willie Johnson
	"Every cloud has a silver lining" said Warwick Davis. 28/07/20 21:01:21	1 5
Clever. Don't know how I missed this. --Karyn Harrison
	We've been cleaning the church for near on thirty years and that bastard vicar hasn't laid a finger on us once. 06/05/20 20:32:51	5

	After hugging the 87th person with learning difficulties, Miss Universe suddenly remembered she was attending the MENSA convention. 24/04/20 17:17:49	5

	In Rotherham, uneducated locals queueing outside shops do their best to guess the two metres distancing. 22/04/20 21:00:39	5

	The Wedding photographer would later refund on this one. 23/03/20 19:33:22	5

	I've told you before Giles you cannot do the YMCA song on your own. 25/02/20 13:03:42	5

	I told you he had a naughty list, kid. 27/12/19 21:51:17	5

	Hey I wouldn't read anything into the 'pink' thing. It's all untrue of course. Yeah, so me and Frosties Tony have shared a flat for forty years and we play a lot of Barbara Streisand, but that's just tinseltown. 09/12/19 9:39:25	5

	Even as a young man, Chuck Norris was never a natural actor. 17/09/19 7:35:35	5

	This week in The Sun. Katie Price - my nightmare prolapse. 16/09/19 19:49:47	5

	Cadaver lift please? 12/09/19 19:20:41	5

	creative On their third anniversary - where else would you take the missus, but to the back of Greggs. 18/08/19 14:07:09	5

	And this week on 'Inside the factory'. 18/08/19 9:21:29	5

	Female politicians deny abuse in 1970's Barnados home. 14/07/19 15:03:20	5

	Domino's pisser. 09/03/16 16:24:52	5

	Eric, you have to put your guide dog on the floor for him to do his job. 07/11/15 20:37:07	5

	creative Scientists decipher Ozzie Osbornes DNA profile. 27/10/15 19:01:51	5

	I'm the new Liverpool manager. Jurgen Klippity-Klopp. 17/10/15 12:38:09	5

	What narcissistic personality disorder? 16/10/15 18:44:33	5

	What do you mean at the end of the game I can only throw my shirt into the crowd. 30/09/15 19:54:11	5

	While driving through town one of the other Labour candidates spots Jeremy Corbyn coming out of Specsavers. 02/09/15 20:01:38	5

	creative And the moral of the story. Don't forget your Caneston. 12/05/15 13:38:39	5

	"What's this crap. I asked for a Babycham." 18/04/15 18:14:54	5

	Have you seen your little sister Timmy? 19/03/15 12:49:19	5

	While the Grandma prostitute service was very popular, ordering well in advance was advised. 12/02/15 15:49:56	5

	Stevie Wonder buys his first bicycle but admits he's having a few problems. 20/01/15 20:48:11	5

	When David Mitchell brought a girl back to his flat he made sure all the options were available for a fun and diverse evening. 22/10/14 15:40:25	5

	When Top Gear drove through Syria, Jeremy Clarkson said it was purely coincidental that his Ford Capri had a body kit resembling an explosive device. 17/10/14 13:53:09	5

	Now which button did Miss Moneypenny say was the cigarette lighter and which was the ejector seat? 14/10/14 11:44:32	5

	I'm not coming down until Cameron does something about Grey Squirrel immigration. It's gone on too long. They come over here, take our nuts, chase our women. My relatives had to move out of London and live on Brownsea Island. Enoch Powell was right. Viva the SDL! 01/08/14 16:53:36	5

	Female prison guards are always warned and prepped before visiting Rolf's cell. 13/07/14 14:07:13	5

	Welcome to HM Prison Rolf, Cup of tea? 05/07/14 11:57:24	5

	Has Luis Suarez gone yet? 24/06/14 19:27:26	5

	Evangelists spot vulnerable England fan. 19/06/14 19:52:37	5

	Mipad 14/06/14 11:43:59	5

	Lisa knew she was pregnant again when the insatiable appetite for marmite returned. 10/06/14 12:03:21	5

	Headline: Police are looking for two workmen who replaced the glass with cling film for a prank. 31/05/14 14:31:30	5

	Mr Wong was going to ask for his money back from the manufacturers of Lynx deodorant as soon as he got home. 16/05/14 15:35:37	5

	There were rumours of cockroaches on the underground. Mr Chan remained very observant, while Mrs Chan was ready with the szechuan dipping sauce. 16/05/14 11:26:34	5

	"Darling, why aren't you rescuing me?" "I'm carrying out a whisk assessment." 08/05/14 12:06:22	5

	"This is your Muslim Captain speaking. No need for concern. Just wanted to scare the shit out of the Buddhist monk below" 31/03/14 10:43:57	5

	Dyslexic Mark received a text message from his Norwegian boyfriend Bjorn who was having difficulty finding the march. 03/03/14 12:39:57	5

	"Remember this time Jimmy the eye-gouging scene is PRETEND". 20/02/14 19:59:00	2 5
"...and you all remember what happened last time, when the school did 'Titus Andronicus'." --Michael Winner
	Fulham reveal new stadium for next season. 01/02/14 20:10:11	5

	Ali Bla-bla 20/01/14 20:08:36	5

	The postal service in Korea is second to none, but the stamps are a pain in the arse. 01/12/13 18:17:07	5

	What you drinking nowadays Del boy? 26/11/13 22:05:55	5

	Holy cow! 23/11/13 12:05:51	5

	"FUCK YOU, RAMSEY" 14/10/13 19:00:32	5

	After 15 years of weightlifting, Mick finally realised that one dumbell weighed a little more than the other. 12/10/13 20:02:44	5

	The scale of Humpty Dumpty's fall had been greatly exaggerated. 11/10/13 15:53:44	5

	After being caught ogling other women, Gino's wife had given him a wedgie he wouldn't forget in a hurry. 22/09/13 17:54:26	5

	"Bloody Sat. Nav!" 19/09/13 19:04:09	5

	Jim was a bit of a snobby homeless person and still insisted on a drinks cabinet. 05/09/13 10:28:07	5

	Jim had thought he was coming to an anti frocking demonstration. 21/08/13 8:24:27	5

	While it was a very fancy and impressive urinal; practically it had just one flaw... 19/08/13 15:30:49	5

	creative "For the last time Roy. Quantum physics is defined mathematically by the Schroedinger equation, which depicts the probability of a particle being found at a certain point. Let me explain in detail...". 17/08/13 19:15:07	5

	Rodger, Rodger. 17/08/13 11:18:36	5

	lol "I beat anorexia!" 23/07/13 7:12:12	5

	Preparations are made for Abu Hamza's return to Jordan. 06/07/13 14:46:08	5

	Just cruising with me bitch. 27/02/12 15:55:28	5

	Jury in Humpty Dumpty trial listen to evidence that all the Kings men did everything they could. 26/02/12 20:39:39	5

	Branches in New York, Paris and Peckham. 20/02/12 20:00:43	5

	Benny Hill was ere. 19/02/12 20:02:37	5

	Bored sniper gets lucky break. 16/02/12 11:34:06	5

	Vowel please Carol. And another one. 15/02/12 8:53:56	5

	As a budding actress, Suzanne could convey both disaproval and surprise simultaneously. 22/11/22 17:18:04	4

	"Dear Mum, having a wonderful time backpacking through South America. The Amazon is fantastic. Sights are wonderful. Heard something today about the Bolivian hemorrhoid beetle. Hope I don't come across one of them. lol". 06/11/22 23:06:43	4

	Michelle Jackson. 03/08/22 7:11:39	4

	"Darling, for Valentine's day I'd like you to surprise me; treat me like Cleopatra with a bath of goats milk and rose petals" "Leave it to me love" 02/08/22 23:19:50	4

	"Bloody captioneers again, quick hide" 01/08/22 20:36:06	4

	An audience with Gary Neville. 12/07/22 10:07:11	4

	"You're having a giraffe" 06/05/22 11:37:03	4

	"STRETCHER BEARER!!" "er, just a minute please" 15/02/22 12:56:38	4

	"So remind me, which one is Gollum?" 11/02/22 1:25:13	4

	"I think they should put the seats further apart on these tandems, don't you?" 07/02/22 21:54:26	4

	The Latvian national team showed heart in their singing, but syncronising arm movements to The Macarena still needed work. 01/12/21 20:38:42	4

	"Wow, did you hear the gunshots, someone robbed the bank over the road not five minutes ago" 30/11/21 11:47:30	4