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He took a real shellacking. Everybody thought he was finished.
7:05am
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After the crucifixion, Jesus varnished for 3 days before his resurrection. [Troompa Loompa]
This sextet should have done a zoom on the pew.
8:38am
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Nobody else going to do it? OK, here goes.
A groom with a view. [Troompa Loompa]
Oh what would you do
To be that groom with a view
The place is a-buzzin'
At this uncovered dozen
But he just doesn't dare
Turn his head over there
If he does make that choice
He'll be talking in a higher voice.
11:57am
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Nobody else going to do it? OK, here goes.
A groom with a view. [Troompa Loompa]
π΅ The hills are alive with the sound of you're sick ... π΅
2:04pm
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π΅ The hills are alive with the sound of *cough cough cough*... π΅ [Troompa Loompa]
The fruit of his loins.
12:38pm
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The result of Dave ignoring the "Do not molest trees and shrubs" sign. [Troompa Loompa]
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6:03pm
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"Okay, which one of you stole the cake Meghan sent me?" [Troompa Loompa]
Not something they would ever egret.
11:02am
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They had to tern back to Heathrow. [Troompa Loompa]
OK, caption amended. Thanks anon.
12:41pm
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"I prefer the one on the right. She has lager tits." [Troompa Loompa]
Yeah, but both of them have yeast.
4:14pm
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"I prefer the one on the right. She has lager tits." [Troompa Loompa]
"Pardon me, do you have any Gray Poupon?
10:05pm
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"If you're not going to finish eating that Bichon Frise, I'll have it." [Troompa Loompa]