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20/03/20 20:03:08 |
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Thanks for all the kind words folks.Stay safe and happy captioning.
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Sonic regretted taking a shortcut through the cow field. 20/04/20 7:50:09 |
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"Oi mate! You're in the wrong quay." 11/02/18 21:07:10 |
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Well done Troompa - you hit the right note with that one.
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🎵 Relieving on a jet plane. 🎵 24/08/12 11:02:19 |
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"I've got 10,000 twitter followers." 16/03/12 11:06:48 |
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23/11/21 12:04:59 |
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25/05/24 19:24:56 |
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Not exactly cutting hedge technology. 25/03/24 20:09:26, edited: 25/03/24 20:13:37 |
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Dave wasn't impressed at how Legal and General settled his claim for the roof repair. 02/08/19 21:22:08 |
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27/06/20 11:00:12 |
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Many thanks everyone for your kind words and apologies to Rachel P and the others I sneaked ahead of at the last minute. ðŸ˜Å
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10/07/19 19:00:10 |
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Unfortunately the family were separated when Tom was posted overseas. 30/06/19 19:30:03 |
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"Thanks for the prize, now open the till and put all the cash into this bag." 28/06/19 7:31:55 |
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Thanks for all you kind words everyone.Thanks for the prize Chris, now open the drawer and put all the guns into this bag. :D
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20/06/14 12:02:51 |
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New Star Wars film criticised for containing excessive violins. 19/09/13 11:40:39 |
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08/02/13 20:09:45 |
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@anon, you might want to consider putting in 'Designed by Parkability Brown' as a caption :)
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"That looks perfect Neil. We'll come back tonight and film it with the spacesuit on." 20/01/13 20:35:06 |
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"This house is possessed by the Breville." 10/11/12 8:34:41 |
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10/08/19 19:35:10 |
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"Do you know the Barber of Seville?...Well bloody well go and see him then." 22/07/14 7:56:53 |
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Funny and clever.
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Jack was beginning to doubt that the best way to travel around London was by Tube. 01/09/12 7:25:29 |
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28/05/12 19:00:34 |
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01/04/12 19:05:39 |
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"I warned you not to go on the sunbed for too long Zippy." 22/05/22 19:10:33 |
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Worker having a drink on his lunch break before he has to get back to the plant. 16/07/20 20:08:28 |
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15/01/17 21:06:30 |
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Very good caption - enjoyed this one!
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25/07/16 11:05:38 |
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best ive read on here for a while!
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Dave can't go past a mirror without checking himself. 13/03/21 20:00:09 |
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25/01/15 20:22:45 |
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Page 3 of the Toys R Us catalogue. 30/08/14 11:05:38 |
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This model comes with all the latest cutting hedge technology. 22/06/14 11:39:59 |
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19/09/13 11:22:01 |
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Anointment will clean that off his face. 03/03/13 10:07:23 |
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15/02/13 12:17:59 |
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I've soiled myself laughing.
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Put that in your pike and smoke it. 03/02/13 10:51:48 |
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21/01/13 20:09:25 |
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"MR SMITH, FOR JUST €5 MORE RYANAIR WILL LET YOU USE THE TOILET INSIDE THE CABIN." 24/08/12 11:02:54 |
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17/06/12 10:17:55 |
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01/06/12 19:00:26 |
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"Damn, I forgot to bring the box of Milk Tray." 15/05/12 11:17:25 |
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21/04/12 10:00:09 |
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Have you met the wife?
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Shrine for man killed in flower accident. 10/04/12 10:03:54 |
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01/04/12 19:00:07 |
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"I wonder if I should have put the windbreak up first before putting on his suntan lotion." 09/06/14 11:29:49 |
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27/05/13 23:02:44 |
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Cheers Pete!
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28/09/12 19:00:08 |
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03/09/12 19:00:08 |
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A train will be along in a minute torso. 07/06/12 19:18:29 |
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🎵 These roots were made for walking... 07/05/24 7:37:02 |
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04/05/24 19:00:37 |
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23/03/24 20:34:22 |
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Dave decided to look up an old girlfriend. 02/01/22 20:36:27 |
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"When the sea reaches us it's going to be cold on our bollocks?" 27/06/21 19:03:46 |
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"... and you can feel temperature? What are you?"
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He's having difficulty logging out. 03/06/21 11:02:50 |
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The original food bank was just firing peas to poor people. 14/03/21 12:00:07 |
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Dave had never delivered puppies before. 11/05/20 11:46:23 |
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Vet he was a bit nervous.
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Apparently in the southern hemisphere the cat would be curled up facing the other way. 28/06/19 12:04:42 |
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"Yeah, I'm on patternity leave." 13/01/17 12:22:47 |
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So far, the consensus is..."More cartoons would be GREAT."
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12/07/16 11:23:22 |
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13/01/15 8:50:16 |
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05/04/24 11:12:06 |
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"Don't s'pose you could pass me that gun beside you?" 18/04/21 19:11:21 |
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He only just managed to fit in the Subway. 20/05/20 19:04:59 |
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03/02/15 12:12:35 |
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Beat me too it...hehe ;-)
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One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest 25/07/14 11:24:14 |
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Jane is part of a motorcycle display team. 10/07/14 8:42:50 |
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22/06/14 11:00:11 |
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Dave Lee Travis disconnecting a security camera in the BBC car park. 14/03/14 21:10:57 |
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08/09/13 13:05:12 |
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31/08/13 19:09:11 |
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10/06/13 7:29:35 |
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"I'm thinking of attaching a sideboard." 01/06/13 19:13:45 |
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The more I read it, the more I like it.
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Under attack from terror-wrists. 13/03/13 20:53:33 |
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Proof Abu Hanza didn't have a hand in it.
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27/01/13 9:49:31 |
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StarShit Enterprise.
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09/09/12 8:30:19 |
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Don't forget to log out before you leave the office. 25/08/12 19:00:11 |
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12/08/12 18:50:14 |
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Caterers at the Olympic village prepare a meal for the athletes from Papua New Guinea. 28/07/12 10:08:06 |
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"But the recipe said to add a little Basil." 28/07/12 10:05:24 |
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14/06/12 10:00:08 |
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Electric blankets are not recommended for bedwetters. 03/06/12 19:16:19 |
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26/05/12 10:23:16 |
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14/05/24 7:06:13 |
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10/03/24 12:22:49, edited: 10/03/24 12:24:01 |
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"But then I'll have nothing to play a round with." 13/06/21 19:06:52 |
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After the crucifixion, Jesus varnished for 3 days before his resurrection. 23/04/21 11:29:06 |
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He took a real shellacking. Everybody thought he was finished.
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🎵 S.W.A.L.K. like an Egyptian...🎵 20/04/21 7:50:34 |
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How did I miss this? Great caption :-)
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13/04/21 11:06:48 |
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27/02/21 20:00:11 |
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03/01/21 10:44:22 |
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15/05/20 11:37:32 |
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Somebody please get Himalaya of clothing. 25/04/20 19:04:23 |
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15/04/20 11:06:52 |
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Where are they now? #53: Iconic 70's tennis poster girl. 18/03/20 12:00:06 |
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"Just put the f*ckin' camera away and open the door." 24/02/20 20:31:01 |
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Anchor recall 100,000 faulty cans of squirty cream. 03/09/17 7:39:21 |
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"I think someone has piked our drinks." 04/01/17 20:38:33 |
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03/02/15 20:00:09 |
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Scottish Widows recruitment campaign. 16/01/15 8:31:36 |
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Gary turned straight to the troubleshooting section of Isaac Newton's book. 29/08/14 11:54:33 |
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Haha, brilliant! I can just imagine- 'page 667: what to do if the gravity turns off."
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Knot the right site.
9:18pm
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Oops! Must've logged into contortion.me by mistake. [Troompa Loompa]
Personally I think 12:00:07 was better than this one.
12:33pm
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Benson & Hedges [Troompa Loompa]
😀 I prefer 12:00:10 because it has an "&" like the cigarettes have, rather an "and", though I did give them both a vote.
10:01am
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Benson & Hedges [Troompa Loompa]
By a process of logical elimination, therefore, one can identify you
11:11am
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Benson & Hedges [Troompa Loompa]
Tee-hee
11:10pm
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Double Dribble [Troompa Loompa]
A foxglove ?
3:30pm
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Dave soon discovered it wasn't actually a novelty oven glove. [Troompa Loompa]
Disbabling the search function doesn't really help..
12:51pm
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8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskies. [Troompa Loompa]
The Dads Army commemorative range also contains the phrases ... they don't like it up em,fuzzy worries,we're doomed,stupid boy,mum won't like it uncle Arthur, do you think that's wise sir and many many more
8:05am
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Clive Dunny [Troompa Loompa]
If you like flat, dry and flaky, but knock her up, you can add some milk.
3:13pm
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"What do you think of my tits?"
"They're grrrrrreat." [Troompa Loompa]
Ken was my favorite.
5:58pm
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The Travelling Mulberries [Troompa Loompa]