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	Last Week			All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	43	17	27	#12	1916	3113	#59
Photos
Comments	3				9	3	#105
Suggested Edits	2

	Last Week		All Time
	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank
Captions	18	#22	961	#128
Photos			2	#124
Comments			3	#91
Suggested Edits			3	#14

captions comments received captioned photos

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	Contains ground beef 13/06/24 11:02:52	24

	Aviary tired dog 17/02/24 20:03:06	22

	I have little faith in these new condoms 09/08/24 7:00:35	20

	lol Girth, wind and fire 13/12/23 8:20:07	20

	3 wined mice 08/05/24 7:02:54	19

	“I think this picture has been doctored” “By who?” “Exactly” 28/02/24 20:11:23	19

	I asked them if they wanted decking in their hallway 11/07/12 19:21:55	18

	🎶 I’m aviary woman 🎶 08/11/24 8:02:36	18

	The thin blue line 21/04/24 7:01:05	1 18

	“Want a fight? Let’s take it outback!” 19/03/24 20:32:27	18

	creative Deadly nightshade 30/01/15 23:59:21	18

	“Have you dirtied your nappy?” “Why don’t you checkmate?” 23/05/24 19:03:37	2 17

	It was all plane sailing 02/03/24 20:07:43, edited: 02/03/24 20:08:08	1 17

	Royal Ayr Force 16/12/23 20:10:50	17

	Manhalf 01/10/23 19:02:11	17

	Vandolls 12/07/12 19:06:57	17

	Who donut? 13/10/24 7:00:26	2 16

	🎶 tread, tread wine 🎶 20/05/24 19:04:39	16

	Sadly died from a Cadillac arrest 06/10/23 7:02:13	16

	Wing mirror 24/03/15 12:00:34	16

	Root canal 27/10/24 20:01:16	15

	Just lay a little closer to the cliff edge, you’ll soon drop off 27/12/23 12:01:28	15

	Pedigree Chums 14/12/23 12:10:59	15

	clever x2 Lord Sugar: "Tom, you've been in that pool all day and have done 200 lengths. For that reason YOU'RE TIRED". 21/11/14 20:46:20	15

	lol “I didn’t mean to offend you Mary, all I said is I wanted to see Uranus” 10/12/24 12:04:27	14

	I am en-root 04/10/24 7:02:11	14

	lol Stig of the dump 24/05/24 11:00:36	14

	Oh, so someone does put baby in the corner 01/04/24 19:01:11	14

	lol “Autoglass repair, autoglass…” “…SHHHUT UP, I NEED THE WINDSCREEN REPAIRED URGENTLY” 04/03/24 20:13:03	14

	This caused a big stir in the town 14/10/23 19:27:16	14

	We aim 2 pees 18/09/23 11:12:08	14

	Evil Clown: "You disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary!" Ronald McDonald: "Yeah, well I've killed more people than you." 03/10/15 7:22:12	14

	Wall Seat Crash 05/03/15 8:35:47	3 14
WHY ARE A LOT OF THE TOP SCORES NOT VOTING --Bad Boy Dennis.
	I have a number of animals on my country estate 04/02/15 12:01:52	14

	clever x2 # 20/11/14 9:33:48	14

	Red Hot Chilli Pipers 18/02/13 20:56:40	13

	Felix Navidad 06/10/24 19:02:12	13

	Dave, at the end of the row, hadn’t seen Mary since they met at a club 9 months ago 25/05/24 11:03:27	13

	Pick up a penguin 13/05/24 11:01:02	13

	Fur by Fur 31/03/24 11:02:30	13

	Theyyy’re shite 07/03/24 12:04:24	13

	Careless Whisker 16/02/24 12:04:46	13

	Fiddler on the roof 03/02/24 20:44:02	13

	Uncle Ben is feeling under the weather again 11/12/23 12:42:44	13

	Fluffy’s witch owner was never the best of broom drivers, always ending up nose first in the ground when attempting to land. 09/10/23 7:05:14	13

	Mary was always prone to releasing gas at the wrong times 07/10/23 7:31:37	13

	Damn, I'm so embarrassed, I didn't realise it was a formal party. 01/10/15 7:17:15	13

	creative When will Mumbai me a washing machine? 08/03/15 15:22:24	2 13
I vote every week on this on those I like. It's Sunday so they only reset today and I haven't had a chance to have a good look yet. Someone has a personal vendetta :-) --Ben Samuel
	Africar 04/02/15 12:02:32	13

	I hope no one poaches this caption. 16/10/14 19:11:50	13

	“Superman? You are the spitting image” 09/05/24 11:21:22	12

	Dave enjoyed his job pretending to be a statue 18/02/24 8:03:27	12

	creative “Hey, everyone. Would you like to see my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression?” “Owl be bark” 26/09/23 11:54:33	12

	I think I could jump those lights 17/09/15 19:16:40	12

	It's good to see they're clamping down on these graffiti artists. 19/06/15 7:57:47	12

	Shuttlecock 30/03/15 11:03:35	12

	Dessert Island Discs 11/03/15 20:16:39	12

	Motorhead 27/01/15 20:59:51	12

	Can you Findus a real horse? 07/02/13 20:03:53	12

	20 feet to the gallon 26/12/12 12:04:32	12

	Trannies-Atlantic Airways 08/08/12 10:06:47	12

	Noped 26/11/24 12:03:04	11

	Another feather in his cap 03/10/24 19:00:59	11

	“You look fantastic, what’s your secret?” “3 square meals a day” 30/09/24 7:03:12	11

	lol Poonami 22/09/24 11:00:58	11

	Plane Jane 21/05/24 7:02:19	11

	Typewriter 11/05/24 7:03:10	11

	Chimp my ride 03/04/24 7:07:58	11

	I told Dave this was a bad idea from the gecko 25/02/24 8:08:39, edited: 25/02/24 8:14:02	11

	Shitadvisor 09/02/24 8:03:45	11

	You should NEVER lie in court! 19/07/15 7:13:43	11

	In memory of John Peel 11/03/15 20:18:43	11

	Finally a growth in the housing market 09/02/13 12:24:50	11

	At least he Gotham to their destination 26/01/13 12:08:02	11

	Thrill sikh-ers 03/01/13 12:35:40	11

	This stunt was a real Triumph 04/01/13 12:08:48	10

	4 meal drive 31/07/12 19:02:41	10

	Excuse me waiter, my lamb is a bit pink 16/06/24 11:01:07	10

	Son chucks 08/04/24 11:07:43	10

	Karate Kid 08/04/24 11:01:40	10

	“Honey, Dave’s nappy has leaked again. What the hell has he been eating?” 11/11/23 12:01:26	10

	Anyone for spotted dick? 13/07/15 11:06:35	10

	He's showing his right to bare arms 11/05/15 19:19:22	10

	"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" 13/03/15 8:20:39	10

	You sold me this cat saying it would capture mice. This is not what I meant!!! 23/12/23 20:02:52	9

	“I may well be in a bit of a pickle, but it’s 1200 and I need to submit a caption” 29/09/23 11:11:31	9

	"Body warmer?!?! Body warmer?!?! What about my bloody bollocks?!!" 24/11/14 12:44:29	9

	So this is who's running for office? 23/11/14 22:17:03	9

	Texting in lower case 22/11/14 8:02:51	9

	Through the wookie glass 10/01/13 12:58:17	9

	"Houston, we have a drinking problem" 23/12/12 20:03:54	9

	All trains are delayed, it's the wrong kind of girl 07/06/12 19:29:24	9

	Did they book their flights on the web? Tue 12:01:03	8

	Toadak moment 23/10/24 11:00:36	8

	3 lovely birds 13/05/24 11:02:04	8

	Richard Of York Gave Battle In Van 31/03/24 11:00:52	8

	Oh, that wasn’t a fart 09/02/24 12:04:42	8

	Dressco 27/12/23 8:12:43	8

	“Dad, I’ve just been over to that pear tree and there are a number of calling birds, French hens, swans, turtle doves and a partridge over there. Can we join them?” “No, we will not fit in at this time of year” 19/12/23 8:41:53	8

	Her: “I only like men who are good listeners” Me: … 15/10/23 7:05:18	1 8

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last comments (total: 38)

I cannot comment for the top scorers, but this particular caption doesn't do it for me, and quite a few of the others you have voted for. Everyone is different. The top scorers seem to cover a broad spectrum of humour.

[anon]

05/03/15
6:16pm

comment on caption:
Wall Seat Crash [Ben Samuel]

Dennis you might be better off putting your comment in the forum, you might get a better response.

John Glover

05/03/15
8:34pm

comment on caption:
Wall Seat Crash [Ben Samuel]

Very Clever - well done - please vote for others!

Bad Boy Dennis.

08/03/15
4:38pm

comment on caption:
When will Mumbai me a washing machine? [Ben Samuel]

I vote every week on this on those I like. It's Sunday so they only reset today and I haven't had a chance to have a good look yet. Someone has a personal vendetta smilie face

Ben Samuel

08/03/15
5:12pm

comment on caption:
When will Mumbai me a washing machine? [Ben Samuel]

Playing by the bible rule book of Judges I presume

Bad Boy Dennis.

11/07/15
2:04pm

comment on caption:
I'd like Jesus to go in goal as he's a saviour. Moses up front as he can split open the defence.
Judas will be on the rival team the turncoat.
God will be manager, but it may be a bit awkward as he will always pick his son to play. [Ben Samuel]

...and the concrete one with glass in.

Michael Winner

15/07/15
8:59pm

comment on caption:
It appears to be missing the sea urchin ring bleeder. [Ben Samuel]

Not mine, but 20:16:20 may deserve a mention.

James Lennox

05/09/23
8:23pm

comment on caption:
The year is 2050, the Blair Witch Project cast are still missing, but new photographic evidence has been found [Ben Samuel]

Interesting, both captions use the same theme but understandably are not the same.

Like with the language checker, it's only if something is a carbon copy that a place is "taken" (even if you've not seen it and think you got there first until you get stopped) which I prefer because it allows creativity to be more open. The purpose is all in the presentation.

Glyn Evans

06/09/23
8:46am

comment on caption:
The year is 2050, the Blair Witch Project cast are still missing, but new photographic evidence has been found [Ben Samuel]

Awww.

[anon]

15/10/23
4:53pm

comment on caption:
Her: “I only like men who are good listeners”

Me: … [Ben Samuel]