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	A fish called Honda 24/02/13 20:00:08	17

	"Excuse me, could you direct me to the Opticians please?" 01/07/12 10:01:12	17

	I see the problem. No balls. 21/09/22 7:21:44	16

	Paper, Scissors,.....SHARK 16/09/12 19:01:59	15

	“You are feline sleepy, very sleepy” 28/05/24 11:11:04	15

	The new Dyson Hawaiian comes with 2 heads 11/04/24 11:24:08	14

	Badly Drawn Boys 03/04/13 19:00:07	14

	Not so speedy Granzalos 08/07/24 19:24:11	11

	I’m sure there should be a mouse around here somewhere 09/12/23 8:14:39	11

	We’re so poor we’re in black and white 02/12/22 8:38:49	1 11
You can't be that poor if you can afford a camera to take a picture of you lying stricken in poverty --Glyn Evans
	The geek shall inherit Google Earth. 07/07/12 19:03:53	4 11

	Billy the Kid's family tree 11/05/14 19:02:51	10

	Sweet dreams are made of this. 29/12/13 10:51:12	1 10
Who am I to disagree. --Neil Mackenzie
	The Manequin Street Preachers 03/04/13 19:07:45	10

	Phona Lisa 25/12/12 9:48:16	6 10

	Crack Heads 13/12/12 20:05:16	10

	Smaller than a speeding bullet. 18/07/14 12:43:49	9

	This is why the red car won. 03/02/14 20:30:46	9

	Danny La Rue-ler 11/12/12 20:21:44	9

	"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" 11/09/12 19:28:04	1 9

	Closer inspection of the recent lunar landing photographs revealed an area of concern. 02/08/12 10:00:28	9

	Biff!! Smash!! Pow!! Poof!! 29/11/13 10:58:21	8

	Fuhrer of the Bride. 02/08/13 19:34:49	8

	Stoney Broke. 17/07/13 20:39:30	8

	Eyes down for a full blouse. 15/07/13 19:02:04	8

	Police discover how the 3 farmhouse raiders made a clean getaway. 04/01/13 10:29:44	8

	1990, Mitch Winehouse welcomes little Amy into the world. 09/12/12 12:14:18	8

	"Careful, if they catch us smoking here they'll crucify us" 11/11/12 20:05:05	8

	Yoga Bear 18/09/12 12:11:31	8

	Look at the jugs on that! 25/06/12 13:02:08	1 8

	“That’s not what I meant by ‘Off The Shoulder’” 08/06/24 11:06:49	7

	"That's All Folks!" 02/08/14 20:12:11	7

	The house was crawling with Ivy....and Peter and Mary and Bill and Dave and Ben. 26/05/14 10:56:32	7

	It's fresian cold out here. 07/03/14 20:00:28	2 7
Should've worn a Jersey --Mark England
	Selfie abuse 20/12/13 12:15:05	7

	"Sit on my knee, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up" 16/12/13 9:08:04	7

	lol This is what the blind girl really made in Lionel Ritchie's Hello video. 15/12/13 20:42:00	1 7
I would love to see a remake of that vid with you directing it :) --Brian Malco
	"I cluck up to him, but I cluck down on him. 27/10/13 20:20:09	7

	Since booking his vasectomy appointment Derek,the BA pilot, had been having some very strange dreams. 14/11/12 20:39:24	7

	When I asked for a camel....... 11/11/12 20:24:26	7

	After taking over the Chocolate Factory, Charlie Bucket traced his family tree. 24/10/12 19:01:33	7

	The Invisible Man enjoys a threesome. 04/08/12 19:05:37	7

	Invented by a man. Parked by a woman. 31/07/12 19:30:16	7

	Anus Horribilis. 29/07/12 10:00:09	7

	♫ Sitting in the stock of the day ♫ 28/07/12 10:00:10	7

	Immobile Home 21/07/12 19:00:27	7

	NANA!!! That's not the toilet. 26/07/14 9:13:08	6

	"Go on, pull my finger" 29/06/14 21:24:00	6

	Following Sir Bruce's retirement a new home was found for his rug. 28/04/14 11:31:15	6

	Luke finally got into Pandora's box. 19/03/14 22:34:06	6

	...and another consonant Rachel. 08/03/14 20:12:17	6

	Red sky at night - Shepherd's delight Red sky in morning - Shepherd's warning Mince & mashed potato - Shepherd's pie 22/01/14 12:37:56	6

	The nun's of Lilliput were the first to discover Gulliver. 16/12/13 20:42:02	6

	Just outside Old Trafford a disgruntled, albeit uneducated, United fan called for the head of David Moyles. 07/07/13 19:15:14	6

	You're Fired 17/06/13 19:00:09	6

	Geoff's designer platform shoes were often mistaken for carrier bags. 14/06/13 19:09:53	6

	Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind. 13/12/12 13:13:45	6

	"Where's Michelle?" 28/11/12 12:58:02	6

	"Look, I don't care how far you've travelled to buy your girlfriend a Christmas present - you have to pay for it" 20/11/12 13:04:33	6

	500 nickers 28/10/12 20:02:54	6

	creative These taste a bit fishy Julie……JULIE!!! 21/10/24 10:56:37	6

	It’s been a hard, days night I’ve been working like a dog 01/07/24 7:04:51	6

	Doris fed the invisible horse whilst Fred made the house disappear. 11/06/14 10:12:43	5

	Bill Bailey teaches Molly to play the organ. 29/03/14 20:04:08	5

	lol [Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act] Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house? Brian: It says, "Romans go home. " Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on ! Brian: Er, "Romanus" ! Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is? Brian: Er, er, "Romani" ! Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" ! Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt". Centurion: So, "eunt" is...? Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go". Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...? [He twists Brian's ear] Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative ! Centurion: Which is...? Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" ! Centurion: How many Romans? Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" ! Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it? Brian: Dative ! [the Centurion holds a sword to his throat] Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" ! Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...? Brian: Er, "Domum" ! Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times. Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir. Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off. 08/03/14 20:00:09	16 5
For me Holy grail has moments but life of brian is the better....and glad you had a productive nights work Neil. --Chris Brooks
	Cool, fuck cats. 23/02/14 21:01:29	5

	Stir fly 02/11/13 20:17:56	5

	This unusual scarecrow successfully shooed the birds away. 29/10/13 20:03:27	5

	8 lives left. 29/10/13 11:28:22	5

	After the war the Von Trapp children discovered science fiction. 04/08/13 11:19:29	5

	Just the fish for me, I'm on a no carb diet. 16/06/13 9:33:49	5

	🎵The high bones connected to the ...ceiling.🎵 31/05/13 18:20:38	2 5
â™« Copy and paste either end. --Neil Mackenzie
	Death by Chocolate 27/02/13 20:11:02	2 5

	“Don’t worry, they’re ‘armless” 28/11/12 20:00:09	5

	Hatty Jocks 12/09/12 11:00:28	5

	Paul Simon re-enacts one of the 50 ways to leave your lover. 26/07/12 19:16:39	4 5

	America - Land of the Free. 15/07/12 10:12:02	3 5

	Welcome to Chicago. 08/07/12 10:00:16	5

	Proof that you can get pregnant from oral sex. 05/07/12 19:06:24	5 5

	This Wacky Races museum is great, dagnabbit 31/10/24 9:43:56	4

	Look at him, he’s completely under qualified, looks stupid and doesn’t know what he’s doing, says the cleaner. 05/10/24 11:52:08	4

	Read it again, the script says ‘I scream’ 12/09/24 19:02:33	4

	These crocs are killing me 07/08/24 13:34:30	4

	There’s definitely something fishy about the moon landings 07/06/24 7:01:18	1 4

	These socks fit like a glove. 21/07/14 19:00:24	4

	"Hello Mr Simpson, I'm Bart's teacher and I'd like to point out a few things regarding his behaviour." "mmmmmmmmm finger" 21/06/14 19:08:45	4

	My memory's hazy, but is this the last scene from the original Planet of the Apes? 18/02/14 20:08:08	4

	NO....I'm Ron Burgundy! 25/01/14 20:11:40	4

	Crocodile Rock 18/12/13 22:47:13	4

	"When I said get some rubbers for the weekend away...." 11/12/13 20:31:40	4

	Revealed: The aliens that were rejected for Dr Who's 50th anniversary show. 26/11/13 20:24:40	4

	"I found it in the wife's drawer, she swears it's a musical instrument, but listen, not a sound. Hmmm tastes of fish, though." 19/11/13 21:16:41	4

	Operation Yewtree is closing in on another 80s icon. 13/10/13 19:05:27	4

	Little Jack is the youngest member of The Freemasons. 12/10/13 19:01:37	4

	Welcome to Bongo Bongo Land. 08/08/13 19:06:40	4

	"Don't stay in too long, you'll get wrinkly....oh, never mind. 24/07/13 11:09:12	4

	"Hi yes I am 13 yr old, Brad who you've been e-mailing" 02/03/13 21:24:15	4

	There was an awkward silence when Croc caught Punch masturbating. 26/12/12 20:20:42	4

	Would the real Johnny Fingers please step forward. 15/12/12 20:23:18	2 4

	Quidditch is harder than it looks. 08/12/12 20:33:33	4

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Proof that 4 people either didn't attend sex education lessons or didn't pay attention, the Author plus 3 voters.

[anon]

06/07/12
9:47am

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Proof that you can get pregnant from oral sex. [Ian Sanderson]

Hmmm, strange comment?

Ian Sanderson

06/07/12
6:24pm

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Proof that you can get pregnant from oral sex. [Ian Sanderson]

The sperm has to find an egg, the only egg it's going to find would be boiled, poached, fried or scrambled.

[anon]

06/07/12
6:46pm

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Proof that you can get pregnant from oral sex. [Ian Sanderson]

It's like the old joke of two sperm talking:

"Are we nearly there yet?"

"No, we've only just passed the tonsils."

Paul Woolley

06/07/12
6:56pm

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Proof that you can get pregnant from oral sex. [Ian Sanderson]

Anon, you do realise this is a joke site don't you.

Ian Sanderson

06/07/12
7:42pm

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Proof that you can get pregnant from oral sex. [Ian Sanderson]

and blessed are the pc makers

[anon]

07/07/12
7:35pm

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The geek shall inherit Google Earth. [Ian Sanderson]

How about the "Geek" shall inherit
(I was going to do that one but was stopped by the dupe-o.)

Lisa Nelson

07/07/12
7:46pm

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The geek shall inherit Google Earth. [Ian Sanderson]

I wouldn't mind if it was changed to geek, both are good.

F Mackay

07/07/12
7:52pm

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The geek shall inherit Google Earth. [Ian Sanderson]

great suggestion.

(caption author)

07/07/12
8:44pm

comment on caption:
The geek shall inherit Google Earth. [Ian Sanderson]

Someone already did "Land of the free, home of the bra." though I realise you might not have seen it because it quickly disappeared to the bottom under all the Bra Spangled Banners.

F Mackay

15/07/12
10:30am

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America - Land of the Free. [Ian Sanderson]

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