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	"It's got ridiculous Harry , you must try and overcome your phobia of cutting your toenails" 24/10/17 19:11:32	5

	🎵 You can call MeAl 🎵 13/10/17 19:28:06	5

	"Next on Channel 5...Wheelchair Drag Racing" 28/09/17 11:05:40	5

	"They've come to clean up the streets" "But now the streets are full of Filth" 12/09/17 11:47:30	5

	🎵Jumping Jack Flash, I've got gas, gas, gas🎵 07/09/17 11:45:09	5

	Dramatic Attenborough voice.. "The injured electric box escapes to the safety of the kerb as the pod of Orcars close in.." 02/09/17 20:49:36	5

	Specialises in Fun Houses 28/08/17 11:24:01	5

	Wanted: Housemaid: Must have a degree in Origami 07/07/17 11:11:28	2 5
Origami is the art of folding paper into decorative shapes and figures. Not paper making --Mark England
	Rex liked to hang his hunting trophies around the house 04/07/17 19:44:52	5

	Busking and claiming benefits, it was clear that Trevor was on the fiddle 04/07/17 11:07:31	5

	Every year after Eurovision, Norwegians pay their respects in the 'Nought Points' garden. 28/06/17 7:17:34	5

	Hells Angel of the North 26/06/17 20:41:50	5

	"At last, I've a full set and an empty purse. I can now retire" exclaimed the Tooth Fairy. 19/06/17 11:19:29	5

	Skegmess 25/05/17 8:02:47	5

	Aaah, Bless the little Dali's 01/05/17 7:11:41	5

	Police have confirmed that they have arrested the notorious cat burglar... 28/04/17 11:01:12	5

	"...so send your packages for next day delivery with 'Dexys Midnight Runners'" 16/04/17 19:38:50	5

	The Metropolitan Police's Paedophile Entrapment Operation could've been a bit more subtle 01/04/17 20:09:11	5

	"Oh this...Well, it started off as a wart on my talon" 19/03/17 9:13:56	5

	Chicken Strips 17/03/17 20:24:20	5

	🎵 Ninety 'Swine Head' Balloons 🎵 16/02/17 12:03:31	5

	Trunks Road 04/02/17 12:00:51	5

	So that's what a Narwhal looks like out of water 31/01/17 20:04:54	1 5
If you must keep one as a pet, always remember to fit the cardboard tube from a roll of gift wrap, otherwise the tusk plays hell with your furniture. --Pussy Galore
	Ohh 2 26/01/17 12:06:44	5

	"Who do you think you are? Eddie Kidd?" 15/01/17 12:40:40	5

	You think this is bad? Wait til you see the drill 13/01/17 20:32:01	1 5
"Makita?""No, it comes fully assembled." --Michael Winner
	Shabby Road 10/01/17 8:27:09	5

	These Bodyform Ads are getting more ridiculous 10/12/16 12:29:08	5

	Before acting, Warwick Davis had a short lived career as a photographer 29/11/16 12:01:56	5

	He then went on to slash the tyres 21/11/16 20:16:58	5

	Jeez.. No wonder Pele can't get it up 05/11/16 20:15:17	5

	"I've looked through these deeds 3 times and I still can't find the location of the bloody Stopcock" 16/09/16 7:39:52	5

	For his bravery, Captain Hunt was later awarded the W.C 15/09/16 19:40:39	5

	It's Health and Safety gone mad. Teachers shave the grass before the sports day sack race 27/08/16 19:18:17	5

	The Last Post 25/08/16 11:01:42	5

	The phone must be wringing 02/08/16 19:32:32	5

	The Cowardly Lion asked The Wizard of Oz for a pint of Courage 19/07/16 19:56:34	5

	My husband must of used the one nearest. He's left the bloody seat up again 17/06/16 11:10:55	5

	Note to oneself. When wearing suntan oil, never have a pillow fight 08/06/16 20:47:33	5

	Poor Garfield never learnt the Green Cross Code 09/05/16 13:28:47	5

	"My turn, pass the tweezers"....BBZZZZZ. OPERATION a game for all the family 20/04/16 19:06:25	5

	Is it just me or are Tampax ads getting more obscure? 16/04/16 7:35:22	1 5
What's the difference between a Tampax and The Best of The 70S? A Tampax might have wings on it. --Michael Monkhouse
	At first, Joanne was delighted to be the recipient of the first human foot transplant, until she found out that the donor was an ex- basketball player 13/04/16 11:47:04	5

	..and that was last time that Beth tried to play Twister with a contortionist 05/04/16 19:06:46	5

	Space Oddities 03/04/16 11:18:49	5

	So that's how Ringo got his nickname 30/03/16 19:45:35	5

	"Squawk...So the pirate ship burned down and I ended up shacking up with Anaconda... So what's your story?" 28/03/16 7:41:14	5

	creative "You call these spears and shields?" The director of the Peckham Amateur Dramatics Society is not happy with the props that they are using for their version of ZULU 23/03/16 21:01:02	5

	Doubting Tom 14/03/16 20:09:38	5

	lol "Hello I'd like to leave a deposit" "No problem sir, as long as your owner picks it up in a carrier bag and leaves it in a dog dirt bin" 10/03/16 20:11:53	3 5
Sorry, that's the duplicate detector not working again. I'll vote yours up --Mark England
	"Hold on Erica, I think there's a spider in your crotch. I can see its legs poking out." 29/02/16 9:03:32	5

	Even as a baby, you wouldn't like David Banner when he got angry 23/02/16 12:08:22	5

	"Here you are Sir. One North Korean Special" 26/01/16 12:14:19	5

	You think that's crazy. Look at the bloke next door riding his invisible bike 15/08/15 19:10:57	5

	"I'll have a Stephenson's Rocket lolly please" 07/08/15 8:16:13	5

	To prove they're not racist, The EDL have sent a gift to the local mosque. 29/07/15 11:08:22	5

	After the Chocolate Factory closed down, The Oompah Loompahs would do anything to make ends meet 25/07/15 11:29:23	5

	"Why the funny stance?" " Me Polaroids are playing up" 11/07/15 19:09:28	5

	These Ready Brek Ads seem to be getting more daring 10/07/15 8:10:02	5

	They say that the worst job at the zoo is being in charge of the Red Spitting Cobra 29/06/15 19:06:03	5

	"We do sizes in small, medium and liar" 25/06/15 19:09:51	5

	"Like a verger. Touched for the very first time..." 29/05/15 11:30:20	5

	Peg Legs 23/04/15 11:50:30	5

	"....And to open the market we would kindly like to welcome our guest of honour, Morrisey...... Hey where you going?....MORRISEY!....MORRISEY!" 28/03/15 20:33:41	5

	Driving School 25/03/15 12:11:24	5

	Pour Relations 23/03/15 20:27:16	5

	"Jeez! That is one ugly baby" 21/03/15 10:09:05	5

	"Are you sure that you can afford the journey Sir, have you enough money?" "Take it easy son, I've got piles" 15/03/15 12:38:56	5

	"...And next up representing Hungary........" 09/03/15 7:17:53	5

	On a cloudless night you can sometimes see Venus 02/03/15 20:19:23	5

	"SLAG" 28/02/15 13:20:49	5

	Joseph had an amazing technicolour stream boat 15/02/15 20:00:51	5

	Alex through the looking glass 23/01/15 12:09:51	5

	Kleen-Rex 04/01/15 12:40:45	5

	Fredo attempts a dramatic escape from a French restaurant 30/12/14 12:08:36	5

	And he's a member of the magic circle! 24/12/14 12:28:39	5

	Bat Nan 02/12/14 12:03:47	5

	Lawyer in world's quickest court hearing has a brief case 23/11/14 20:20:31	5

	"On this week's It's a Knockout we have Gotham against Metropolis, and the first game is called 'Show Boat', and what's this? Batman is playing his Joker" 18/11/14 12:21:41	5

	"You're avin' Olaf" 17/11/14 9:32:24	5

	The Sugar Plumb Fairy 21/10/14 8:47:44	5

	"Oh No! I've dropped my Traffic Cop Head" exclaimed Worzel 19/10/14 11:41:58	5

	Eggon Ronay 16/10/14 19:00:27	5

	Emotorcon 04/10/14 7:58:09	5

	Every time Chang woke from his afternoon nap, he would have a fowl taste in his mouth 02/10/14 11:05:54	5

	"...hmmmm it's the debut album from German Goth-Punk band, Dogs on Leash. Released in 1975, there was only 300 copies pressed, and what makes this extra rare is that it's been signed by all four band members....It's value?.... 50p" 01/10/14 11:47:25	5

	"Is your Grandma embarrassing you in public? Then you need the new Acme Granny Handle. Simply attach to her back and carry her away" 30/09/14 8:57:31	5

	Ampewter 13/09/14 19:48:05	5

	The geometry class discover a point group 04/09/14 19:14:16	1 5
Love a good maths joke! --Chris Moorhead
	Porn Brokers Shop 01/09/14 11:08:04	5

	Guffaw "I have tits, a wood pecker and apparently a man is coming later with his big chopper" 29/08/14 19:25:19	5

	"I think I've got Shingles" 23/08/14 19:42:03	5

	It's the final of the World Musical Chairs Championship, and unfortunately, rain stops play. 23/08/14 19:11:10	5

	Toys 'R' Trussed 20/08/14 11:09:57	5

	Part of The Wedgewood 'Dictator Range'. I've also got the Pol Pot 05/08/14 19:14:13	5

	"This tea is a bit tasteless" 05/08/14 19:07:43	5

	"O.K daddy. Make him stop. You've convinced me. I don't want to go to drama school anymore" 31/07/14 11:37:48	5

	"and he wheels his wheelbarrow, through streets broad and narrow, singing, Muscles and Muscles...." 29/07/14 7:57:00	1 5
â™« Alive, alive- oh. --Michael Winner
	It was just a storm in a T-shirt 27/07/14 11:36:13	5

	"Come on you little ruffian....En Garde" 23/07/14 19:43:42	5

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Thanks, James

(caption author)

27/06/24
7:57am

comment on caption:
"Sorry to butt in, but has anybody seen my wheelchair?" [Mark England]

Probably not many, that would wipe the spider out straight away!

01/07/24
11:16am

comment on caption:
"Blimey, Dave. There's more humane ways to kill a spider" [Mark England]

That's surely not a cider monkey?

NotAsFunnyAsYourMum

08/08/24
11:19am

comment on caption:
"...Then we collect the slobber, bottle it up, and sell it as White Lightning" [Mark England]

Monkey Shine?

Scrijjy Doo

08/08/24
2:03pm

comment on caption:
"...Then we collect the slobber, bottle it up, and sell it as White Lightning" [Mark England]

Yes. That's better, Kathleen. Thanks

(caption author)

23/08/24
7:11pm

comment on caption:
8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskeys [Mark England]

If you've ever seen Year of the Rabbit, Joseph Merrick's a theatrical diva and a party animal 🥳

Glyn Evans

19/09/24
11:41am

comment on caption:
"I'm not an animal. I'm a human being" Coming to cinemas soon: The Giraffe Woman [Mark England]

That's a really clever caption, it shows the power of love.

One day, I hope my daughter will grow up to be a hunger striker and dirty protester

That would make me so proud 🥲

Glyn Evans

18/10/24
3:49pm