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"...and because of melting ice caps, the Polar Bear can travel up to 150 miles a day, looking for a substantial meal. This one is on the final leg of a 2000 mile round trip to Billingsgate Fish Market.."

22/10/18 11:37:54

creative

"You spoil that bloody snake"

11/09/18 11:04:34

lol clever

"Have I got any African in me? Well, I did have about 9 months ago"

31/08/18 11:41:18

"It matches the Arms chairs"

03/06/18 19:47:36

"I'm not hiding under here" lied Pinocchio

04/01/18 8:03:41

"Sorry, we can't go any further ladies. I can hear a rattle in the engine"

04/02/17 9:07:16

Hyenas like to LOL in the grass

26/01/17 21:34:44

lol

"Darling. You know when you said that the wine tasted like cat's piss..."

15/12/16 20:10:01

At the nudist club, all members must wear a hat

17/09/16 7:10:51

Ben just couldn't control his crack addiction

08/06/16 11:05:10

"That's strange. The streets are desserted"

11/05/16 19:01:41

Gran kids

24/11/15 12:07:20

"I told you not to take too long in the car wash"

27/06/15 10:13:52

When her husband made Tina a surprise dinner, she was frilled.

13/08/24 19:11:57

"Come on cough it up. I know you've swallowed my squeaky ball"

28/04/24 11:04:11

Pickle Lily

12/04/24 19:03:16

"They make their coffee too strong. I prefer mine made the Milky Way"

20/03/24 12:03:21

"...and you can tell the difference between Red and Grey Squirrels by the size of their cocks..."

07/03/24 8:05:45

For a sitting Tennant?

10/11/23 12:02:54

The Highlands

23/07/23 11:02:08

Now I regret agreeing to help my daughter with her history project on Pompeii

09/05/23 19:27:43

"You spoil that bloody squirrel"

11/01/23 20:03:52

The face you pull when you realise that the light bulb is swinging back towards your nuts

06/06/22 19:33:25

It was tough being Linda McCartney's cat

27/01/22 8:20:13

People say that since lockdown, Father Brown has become a bit of a hermit

23/10/21 19:06:29

"Right Mr Fawkes. Where have you hidden the two barrels of gunpowder?"

19/08/21 12:15:44

"The monkeys will pay top dollar for this back window wiper"

25/05/21 11:13:06

"Johnny, I've told you before. If you want to go to the toilet, just raise your hand"

18/05/21 11:01:13

Only one of the suspects was collared

25/04/21 19:12:48

clever

"Quick, call the Peelers"

13/10/20 19:02:59

lol

"Brace yourselves statues. Seagull approaching"

08/07/20 11:05:27

"..so Mr Jones, we are going to give you a cat scan.."

05/11/19 8:14:58

"Don't you think that you're taking this sand castle building competition a bit too serious?"

29/08/19 7:08:34

The Eyes Have Hills

28/07/19 19:32:58

"What idiot put the sloth over the piranha tank?"

06/06/19 19:29:23

lol

Raj had a feeling that he was being ridiculed when he noticed the letters ARF on the other side of the microphone

27/03/19 21:06:37

Shampoo and Setter

05/10/18 11:21:13

"There's gold in them thar heels"

14/05/18 11:55:16

It was a bit of a shock when Chewbacca turned up for the Tennis Club's 10th Anniversary get together, but i suppose that they shouldn't have let Janice, who has a speech impediment, organise it. They were expecting Sue Barker

24/03/18 20:32:32

"We like to break their fingers at a young age" said a spokesman for Rail India. "This stops them hanging on our trains, later in life"

29/12/16 12:09:29

"Has anyone seen Baby's Farley's Rusks?"
"Nyom..Nom..Nom. Nope"

05/10/16 13:07:06

Nani

25/06/16 11:13:27

Stainsbury's

27/01/16 12:19:56

lol

Many Glands Make Light Work

01/11/15 20:00:50

"I know that the new cleaner might be a bit clumsy, but she works for peanuts"

31/10/15 12:18:31

Shoe Horn

11/10/15 19:00:37

Static Eccentricity

28/08/14 19:00:35

An old man of 80, John was very proud of his body, and judging by his shadow, I would be too

03/06/14 11:19:50

"Fucking Hell Heston, I just wanted a coke!"

01/02/14 9:06:52

lol

It's so cold up on the moors that even the sheep wear balaclavas

06/01/14 20:15:42

"You spoil that bloody cat"

26/11/13 20:03:01

"No love, I said could you get a DULUX colour chart"

21/10/13 8:21:40

"I wish I was a Springer Spaniel"

31/05/13 11:14:32

Alley Barber

22/03/13 9:15:50

The boiler needs a service

05/11/12 9:07:38

She's lucky it wasn't a Shihtzu

24/09/12 7:29:07

Footlights

02/09/12 11:03:07

"Return to the Planet of the Apes please"

26/07/12 20:22:46

The King and Guy

18/07/12 10:19:24

"Ding Dong the bitch is fed"

28/06/14 19:03:36

"Ok 40 quid it is. I'll have the dead corgi delivered tomorrow, Stavros."

16/02/14 9:38:41

Chalk and Tease

08/12/13 8:57:12

He absolutely worships that bike

28/09/13 8:08:05

Illegal and General

13/06/13 7:24:38

I love nature trails. You see all types of beetle

08/03/13 8:07:34

creative

For nursery crimes

04/03/13 8:09:52

Chick peas

09/11/12 20:11:27

Katie Fisher Price

09/11/12 12:21:16

His hut was the envy of the village. It had all mud cons.

03/10/12 7:08:29

Punk and Disorderly

02/10/12 11:04:08

It crawls through traffic

01/10/12 19:03:22

Bevvitate

18/09/12 7:01:01

"Blimey, he has more chins than my address book"

12/09/12 7:02:29

"And what would you like in your sandwich sir?"
"Can you put some jammin' jammin' jammin' jammin'"

29/08/12 11:18:24

Shite Mayor On Elm Street

25/08/12 11:27:47

Air Pistols

12/08/12 19:00:48

"Copper feel of these"

11/08/12 13:54:25

"I'm no good at these 3D puzzles. This is meant to be St Paul's Cathedral."

18/09/24 19:03:07

"Mmm... Which one shall I use as a guinea pig?" pondered Schrodinger.

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Mogglebox

10/05/24 7:10:32

lol

"Did you see the sign writer? He looked really spaced out."

"He dropped an E"

20/03/24 12:08:54

"The farmer's eating.. hang on a minute, who's that on the table with an apple in its mouth?...PORKY!"

25/10/23 19:08:13

An old study found that to disguise their emotions, men took to peeling onions whilst watching The Little House On The Prarie.

16/08/23 19:19:16

"See Jill. I told you that I thought the water tasted a bit funny lately"

22/07/23 19:09:46, edited: 22/07/23 19:12:29

"You're gonna eat me? Thank God, for one minute I thought you was gonna play an Ed Sheeran"

31/05/23 19:18:56

lol

"Ah look, we're coming to a store, we'll get some provisions as the map says there's not another store for 250 miles.....KEEP DRIVING!"

05/05/23 7:21:33

"Hello, police. I would like to report some stray sheep at the village bus stop"

"OK, how many are there?"

"Let me count them..1, 2, 3, 4....Zzzzzzzzz"

03/03/22 8:30:11

"Are you sure this is how you play Croquet?"

15/02/22 12:44:16

"He's a keeper"

17/11/21 12:08:35

lol

"See, they're too dangerous. I ain't letting them on" shouted Noah

05/08/21 19:32:07

Trump, card

06/06/21 12:06:00

The Princess Diana Barbie was a bit near the knuckle

17/05/21 19:01:44

"I'm sure I heard a purr from the bushes. It'll better not be that peeping Tom again"

15/04/21 7:18:13

"You idiot! I've counted 2670. You're one brick over. I told you I wrote the maximum load on the back of the truck."

09/04/21 7:30:45

Salad Dressing

12/09/20 19:00:24

creative

"Quick Ellie, I've just spotted a ten pound note down a drain. If you can get it there's a dozen sticky buns in it for you"

24/06/20 11:08:22

'Hello officer, it's Warwick Davis here. I've had five pairs of jeans stolen from my washing line"

25/05/20 11:11:16

"I can see it's head. Come on. One more push"

25/04/20 7:40:45

"It stops people staring at my bald patch"

05/03/20 8:35:05