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30/09/23 8:06:34 |
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30/07/13 12:21:55 |
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July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
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27/04/20 12:12:35 |
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03/04/20 8:09:53 |
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02/05/19 8:16:05 |
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21/10/16 12:54:20 |
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18/09/12 20:10:56 |
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26/06/24 12:10:15, edited: 26/06/24 12:15:21 |
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Really refreshing to see a narrative caption doing well, nice work Cap Auth. --James Lennox
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24/06/19 20:30:04 |
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01/07/21 12:19:39 |
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Great caption Mark but I think Al Overy deserved a nod for being first to come up with the barber idea which hadn't occurred to me. --Stephen Bean
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01/10/18 20:04:56 |
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I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments --Mark England
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23/01/17 20:16:38 |
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It's based on Don King's unique hairstyle --Mark England
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27/08/13 20:01:41 |
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01/03/24 12:03:31 |
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15/01/24 12:28:36 |
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The flight is £4.99, but the extra weight over the standard limit will be another £4990. --Molly R
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06/11/23 8:12:43 |
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Curious to see what's under the bonnet --Boycie
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30/09/21 20:52:45 |
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Pmsl --Karen Oakenfull
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08/09/21 12:15:15 |
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Around the M25 in 80 days. Sounds about right. --Dan Nicholls
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22/10/18 20:44:22 |
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15/02/17 20:06:24 |
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24/11/23 8:09:50 |
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30/09/23 12:02:06, edited: 02/10/23 12:45:50, suggested edits |
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13/09/23 20:03:13 |
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30/05/22 8:44:43 |
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18/05/21 12:17:50 |
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Do sailors say clean things when they get Tourette's? --Willie Johnson
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22/05/20 12:12:57 |
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But it was a bit of a Wee Crankie idea. --Woofer 6
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30/06/19 12:05:59 |
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02/04/16 20:05:57 |
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06/05/23 8:00:54 |
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17/02/23 8:05:41 |
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28/06/21 12:39:48 |
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13/04/21 20:45:32 |
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08/07/20 8:25:57 |
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05/05/20 20:11:08 |
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22/03/18 12:09:42 |
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24/11/13 20:20:38 |
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lmfao...bravo. --Ross Davidson
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19/09/12 8:01:41 |
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06/09/12 12:10:26 |
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23/08/24 20:03:33, edited: 23/08/24 20:10:23, suggested edits |
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11/06/24 20:03:36, edited: 11/06/24 20:04:45 |
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07/01/24 12:09:11 |
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18/10/23 20:05:54 |
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26/08/23 12:09:32 |
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Feel free to experiment on any of my captions, Dave --Vivvy En
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07/09/21 8:14:09 |
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27/02/21 20:39:51 |
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Great thinking on this one. Love it --The Wolf
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07/07/20 8:03:05 |
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30/04/20 8:27:16 |
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09/04/20 8:35:58 |
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I hate myself, but I can't stop laughing at this. --James Lennox
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16/08/19 12:04:54 |
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19/09/18 8:53:27 |
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07/02/17 12:13:01 |
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10/05/15 12:16:55 |
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in your opinion. --Lucky Elperro
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05/04/15 12:00:58 |
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11/07/14 21:00:38 |
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Is it just me, or this the best round of captions in ages? I love this. --Michael Winner
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05/07/14 12:19:27 |
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24/03/14 20:16:35 |
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26/01/14 10:37:47 |
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05/10/12 12:08:49 |
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29/08/12 12:52:52 |
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25/04/14 12:07:08 |
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31/08/12 12:14:25 |
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28/08/12 12:44:28 |
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25/05/24 8:17:26, suggested edits |
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Suggested edit just tweaks the punchline, Cap Auth. I like it as it is regardless. --James Lennox
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18/10/23 20:02:35 |
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18/10/23 12:09:48 |
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05/01/23 8:23:00 |
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13/09/21 8:05:29 |
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It's a clown so that's a given. --Barrie Bullock
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07/07/21 12:22:43 |
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21/08/20 12:09:41 |
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17/08/20 8:54:46 |
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Shocking --John Glover
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19/08/19 9:37:25 |
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30/03/19 8:06:50 |
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28/08/18 12:07:39 |
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07/02/15 20:29:27 |
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15/08/24 12:17:30 |
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08/08/24 12:07:13, edited: 08/08/24 12:09:00 |
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That's surely not a cider monkey? --NotAsFunnyAsYourMum
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17/04/24 12:01:41 |
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25/02/24 20:03:31 |
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25/07/23 20:29:09 |
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18/02/23 12:09:40 |
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11/07/22 12:07:35 |
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22/06/21 12:05:16 |
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"Do you mind running through the halls naked and screaming? Yes you do mind? Then do you mind if I do it after a question like that?" --Willie Johnson
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28/05/21 12:17:19 |
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01/12/20 11:28:19 |
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16/11/17 20:27:03 |
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Anon. As it’s panto season you missed ‘Ooooh’ from the start of your comment --Mr Dome
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03/10/17 20:00:51 |
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...specializing in REALLY HEAVY construction. --Greg Curtis
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27/08/17 20:08:24 |
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01/04/15 21:51:15 |
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must be me but its a bit sick! --Bad Boy Dennis.
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25/09/14 12:05:16 |
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15/05/14 20:24:32 |
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08/03/14 20:08:26 |
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The moody blue background is perfect. --Pete
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15/01/14 8:39:19 |
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23/10/13 12:05:47 |
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Reminds me of Les Barker's poem: Guide Cats For The Blind - Worth a listen on You Tube.
8:33am
comment on caption:
After finding several women in trees, the 'Guide Cats For The Blind Scheme' was quickly scrapped. [Mark England]
Don't be sorry, we respect your integrity.
12:12pm
comment on caption:
Peeping T.... Sorry, I can't bring myself to say it. [Mark England]
I'm gonna go back later and see who put Peeping Tom, and never speak to them again.
12:16pm
comment on caption:
Peeping T.... Sorry, I can't bring myself to say it. [Mark England]
If you checked out every Peeping Tom caption, you wouldn't be speaking to most of the people on the site.
12:23pm
comment on caption:
Peeping T.... Sorry, I can't bring myself to say it. [Mark England]
I’ve only just been able to vote on this! Love it.
11:19pm
comment on caption:
"98, 99, 100, coming ready or not....Fuck sake Percy you could try to hide a bit better than that" [Mark England]
I loved this one too but was also initially out of 1st votes when it appeared. Glad you brought it back to everyone's attention.
4:48pm
comment on caption:
"98, 99, 100, coming ready or not....Fuck sake Percy you could try to hide a bit better than that" [Mark England]
Thanks for not forgetting me!
6:05pm
comment on caption:
"98, 99, 100, coming ready or not....Fuck sake Percy you could try to hide a bit better than that" [Mark England]
"More! More! The Transformer says it is a Transformer but yet it does not transform, smash the boards and escape?
The Spanner Inquisition will not be happy until we have more detail! If this doesn't work...to the trucking stool we go!"
10:51am
comment on caption:
"OK, OK. I am a Transformer. Now get it off me" [Mark England]
Suggested edit just tweaks the punchline, Cap Auth. I like it as it is regardless.
8:33am
comment on caption:
"What a dilemma" thought Dave. Sitting there with his Arachnophobia, a carton of milk, a spoon and a box of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. [Mark England]
I think I prefer the original
8:35am
comment on caption:
"What a dilemma" thought Dave. Sitting there with his Arachnophobia, a carton of milk, a spoon and a box of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. [Mark England]