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30/07/13 11:21:55 |
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July's caption of the month, posted to the official caption.me Facebook page. Congrats! --Chris Beach
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26/06/24 11:10:15, edited: 26/06/24 11:15:21 |
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Really refreshing to see a narrative caption doing well, nice work Cap Auth. --James Lennox
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24/06/19 19:30:04 |
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01/07/21 11:19:39 |
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Great caption Mark but I think Al Overy deserved a nod for being first to come up with the barber idea which hadn't occurred to me. --Stephen Bean
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01/10/18 19:04:56 |
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I'm absolutely thrilled. Thanks to everyone for the votes and kind comments --Mark England
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23/01/17 20:16:38 |
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It's based on Don King's unique hairstyle --Mark England
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27/08/13 19:01:41 |
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01/03/24 12:03:31 |
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15/01/24 12:28:36 |
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The flight is £4.99, but the extra weight over the standard limit will be another £4990. --Molly R
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06/11/23 8:12:43 |
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Curious to see what's under the bonnet --Boycie
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30/09/21 19:52:45 |
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Pmsl --Karen Oakenfull
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08/09/21 11:15:15 |
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Around the M25 in 80 days. Sounds about right. --Dan Nicholls
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22/10/18 19:44:22 |
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15/02/17 20:06:24 |
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24/11/23 8:09:50 |
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30/09/23 11:02:06, edited: 02/10/23 11:45:50, suggested edits |
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13/09/23 19:03:13 |
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30/05/22 7:44:43 |
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18/05/21 11:17:50 |
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Do sailors say clean things when they get Tourette's? --Willie Johnson
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22/05/20 11:12:57 |
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But it was a bit of a Wee Crankie idea. --Woofer 6
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30/06/19 11:05:59 |
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02/04/16 19:05:57 |
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06/05/23 7:00:54 |
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28/06/21 11:39:48 |
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13/04/21 19:45:32 |
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08/07/20 7:25:57 |
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05/05/20 19:11:08 |
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22/03/18 12:09:42 |
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24/11/13 20:20:38 |
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lmfao...bravo. --Ross Davidson
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19/09/12 7:01:41 |
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06/09/12 11:10:26 |
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23/08/24 19:03:33, edited: 23/08/24 19:10:23, suggested edits |
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11/06/24 19:03:36, edited: 11/06/24 19:04:45 |
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07/01/24 12:09:11 |
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18/10/23 19:05:54 |
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26/08/23 11:09:32 |
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Feel free to experiment on any of my captions, Dave --Vivvy En
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07/09/21 7:14:09 |
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27/02/21 20:39:51 |
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Great thinking on this one. Love it --The Wolf
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07/07/20 7:03:05 |
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30/04/20 7:27:16 |
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09/04/20 7:35:58 |
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I hate myself, but I can't stop laughing at this. --James Lennox
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16/08/19 11:04:54 |
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19/09/18 7:53:27 |
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07/02/17 12:13:01 |
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10/05/15 11:16:55 |
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in your opinion. --Lucky Elperro
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05/04/15 11:00:58 |
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11/07/14 20:00:38 |
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Is it just me, or this the best round of captions in ages? I love this. --Michael Winner
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05/07/14 11:19:27 |
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24/03/14 20:16:35 |
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26/01/14 10:37:47 |
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05/10/12 11:08:49 |
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30/10/24 12:00:38 |
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25/05/24 7:17:26, suggested edits |
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Suggested edit just tweaks the punchline, Cap Auth. I like it as it is regardless. --James Lennox
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18/10/23 19:02:35 |
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05/01/23 8:23:00 |
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13/09/21 7:05:29 |
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It's a clown so that's a given. --Barrie Bullock
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07/07/21 11:22:43 |
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21/08/20 11:09:41 |
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17/08/20 7:54:46 |
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Shocking --John Glover
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08/08/24 11:07:13, edited: 08/08/24 11:09:00 |
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That's surely not a cider monkey? --NotAsFunnyAsYourMum
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17/04/24 11:01:41 |
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22/06/21 11:05:16 |
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"Do you mind running through the halls naked and screaming? Yes you do mind? Then do you mind if I do it after a question like that?" --Willie Johnson
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28/05/21 11:17:19 |
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16/11/17 20:27:03 |
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Anon. As it’s panto season you missed ‘Ooooh’ from the start of your comment --Mr Dome
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03/10/17 19:00:51 |
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...specializing in REALLY HEAVY construction. --Greg Curtis
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27/08/17 19:08:24 |
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01/04/15 20:51:15 |
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must be me but its a bit sick! --Bad Boy Dennis.
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25/09/14 11:05:16 |
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15/05/14 19:24:32 |
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That's good!
7:58pm
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I can smell some Thing burning. [Mark England]
It depends if they're interested in your shit 😆
8:23am
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"Fucking drones, you can't even climb 800ft to have a shit in privacy anymore." [Mark England]
Knievel can still jump over it, just lay it on it's side
7:09am
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"You're having a fucking laugh" exclaimed Evel Knievel [Mark England]
That would truly be a great trick Glyn, since he's been dead for nearly 15 years.
10:19pm
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"You're having a fucking laugh" exclaimed Evel Knievel [Mark England]
This is incorrect. Scientists have recently discovered that it was the dinosaur puns which finished them off.
11:21am
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Evidence emerges that Dinosaurs were driven to extinction due to sheer laziness [Mark England]
Yes, the dinosaurs did die of sheer laziness. When the supermarket's failed to stock their shelves with prey meat, the dinosaurs had become so acclimatised to getting prepacked prey meat that they weren't going to go hunting. It was such a common and demeaning activity to do, only thickos did that.
In the end, the dinosaurs died of lazy snobbishness
9:06am
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Evidence emerges that Dinosaurs were driven to extinction due to sheer laziness [Mark England]
Yes, parents and pals make for the best chastity belts.
They will guide you to who they think is suitable for you. You're also only allowed to get with people they approve of as they have to be around them too.
There's nothing controlling about that and it's not as if you're going to tell them all to go fuck themselves.
You're going to be pals forever and ever and ever and ever. Who cares what your potential partner might be like in future? As long as they're "pal"atable Lol
7:51pm
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Call me old fashioned, but I preferred the old style Chastity Belt [Mark England]
You won't smack any unless you drive on the pavement.
2:48pm
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"Install the new 'Acme Cyclist Smacker' today" [Mark England]
She's allready in a current relationship.
2:20pm
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Poor Tina. Even the tide won't take her out. [Mark England]
She's not feeling lonely any more, after a sniper took her out.
4:47am
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Poor Tina. Even the tide won't take her out. [Mark England]