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	"People are lining up for blocks." 20/06/23 7:25:58	7

	"Don't know, Captain. Still trying to piece it together." 20/06/23 7:23:10	7

	"No, I'm not gonna 'draw a doggy.' " 23/05/23 7:17:58, edited: 23/05/23 7:24:06	7

	"Remember how dad would hide his pot belly? First it was the baggy clothes, then it was that big strawberry." 20/05/23 11:13:34	7

	"AGAIN: Is there a CAMILLE LEONE?..." 13/05/23 7:00:12	7

	Harley David Sons 18/12/22 22:23:22, edited: 18/12/22 22:35:18	2 7
“Harley David Sons”That alone would be a winner for me 🤩👍 --Julia Kinsey
	The New Mercedes-Benz, Sea-Class 28/09/22 10:03:26	7

	"...fashion police, 'FREEZE.' " 24/09/22 7:30:39	7

	“Now, ONE-MORE-TIME: ...Who’s your favorite parent?” 16/09/22 17:54:53, edited: 16/09/22 18:26:52	7

	The day I realized my brother's creepy. 02/06/22 20:26:24	7

	"They're a strange pear." 07/05/22 12:19:02	7

	"Could this be 'the end of Mighty Mouse' ?" 25/04/22 11:38:59	7

	"One thing we agree on is we want kids." 10/03/22 18:45:40	7

	Autoerotica 02/03/22 11:54:44	7

	"Wait a sec. I need to draw attention." 28/02/22 11:21:25	7

	"Favorite son & jettison." 01/01/22 0:41:31	7

	"One more time; this time with peeling." 25/12/21 13:36:36	7

	"Honey, how did you get lettuce between your teeth?" 12/12/21 12:08:31	7

	"Okay, now heal." 12/11/21 4:45:11	7

	"Growing up, I felt different." 11/10/21 12:00:14	1 7
...and this is the story of The Ugly Cubling --Glyn Evans
	Gulliver: "Five-second rule!" 29/06/21 11:17:53	7

	"The latest in the collection: 'Texting Barbie.' " 18/05/21 2:35:27	7

	Dry Humor 06/02/21 10:01:53	7

	"Richard vowed to never again be the victim of pickpocketing"¦" 13/12/20 20:02:53	7

	"..the greatest love story ever towed." 02/12/20 0:26:00	7

	"Hey, that's your choice... and how would you like to be addressed?" 15/01/20 13:24:23	7

	lol "It's not 'a movie deal,' but I got us this gig with Caption.me ." 16/12/19 11:16:18	7

	Sextile 14/05/19 11:16:53	7

	"...love to clean that for you, if it's hand-washable." 17/04/19 11:35:53	7

	"Now, everybody: Upward Cat." 28/12/18 11:22:56	7

	"Tastefully done." 27/12/18 12:57:03	1 7
ðŸ‘ --Scrappy Doo
	Purrkour 08/11/18 8:50:42	7

	"Look at this pearl necklace!" 16/09/18 19:18:37	7

	A Tale of Whoa 19/08/18 11:09:25	7

	A Forlawn Chair 22/06/18 11:27:45	7

	"I'm tired of people taking me for granite." 31/01/18 16:31:45	7

	clever A Moving Truck 19/09/17 13:00:50	7

	"Personally, I find this kind of art irrigating." 05/08/17 10:56:55	7

	Cone-stable 17/07/17 11:31:56	7

	"Ready for my...big load?' 12/05/17 11:55:49	2 7
Ughh! lol --Crunchy Chords
	" 🎵 Sundae...bloody sundae!..." 20/01/17 22:58:25	1 7
Sung by Cone-o --Troompa Loompa
	creative "We spent half the day standing in lines." 12/01/17 9:02:06	1 7

	"It's being re-possessed." 08/11/16 18:00:59	7

	Asstronomy 14/10/16 16:06:12	7

	"At that moment, I had an autobody experience." 08/08/16 13:37:49	7

	"We were hoping for a better turnout," said their leader: "The streets are half-empty." 02/08/16 10:35:16	7

	Stock Car 06/06/16 11:25:39	7

	"🎵 I just called, to say, I glove you." 28/01/16 12:06:51	7

	"Damn, I hate when someone wears the same outfit." 19/12/15 11:08:28	1 7
A boxing match. --John Glover
	"Can I be honest with you?...I wasn't drowning." 13/09/15 11:37:18	7

	"In other news, the driver in this accident was not cited." 02/09/15 22:47:01	7

	Suspended Animation 12/07/15 22:34:28	1 7

	"Today, Fido would face his biggest sphere." 22/06/15 10:25:40	7

	Super eyeway. 16/06/15 11:12:08	7

	"I couldn't help but dress him with my eyes." 19/02/15 11:30:29	7

	"Of all the toy boxes in all the world...you get thrown into mine." 08/12/14 13:19:29	7

	creative Since I've had it...no accidents. 02/06/13 13:09:52	7

	Drinking: May cause dizziness, eternal damnation, and unusual stools. 12/02/13 12:58:38	7

	He's having an auto body experience. 24/01/13 12:43:54	7

	Bachelor Flat 19/11/12 20:00:27	7

	Cobble stoned. 05/11/12 12:18:12	7

	cunning limb bus 01/10/12 23:08:57	7

	Well ... look what the Catwoman dragged in. 18/09/12 22:52:59	7

	Hey, no begging aloud. 25/08/13 3:17:03	6

	They fell in love at the aquarium, after meeting on the net. 24/08/13 12:04:38	6

	Relation Ship. 29/07/13 11:38:45	6

	Fans queuing up for REM. 25/07/13 10:01:57	6

	"...to boldy go where no manure has gone before." 21/07/13 22:18:35	6

	He's an Irish Boxer...Shamrocky. 02/05/13 11:01:55	4 6
Southpaw? --Michael Winner
	I bet he uses that left hand to masticate. 19/11/12 14:52:58	6

	He's so fast he's already home! 11/11/12 12:23:27	6

	Pussyfooting. 10/10/12 12:19:38	6

	"...Santa's coming." 18/10/24 12:31:13	6

	"DEFINITELY. Just hop in back with my mother-in-law." 29/09/24 2:05:34, edited: 29/09/24 2:05:57	6

	clever Brood Awakening 14/07/24 14:35:00	6

	"...[ I said, ‘HELLO LONDON’ ]..." 07/07/24 17:57:43, edited: 09/07/24 0:02:11	6

	"A dog...is a best man's friend." 03/07/24 12:50:16	6

	"It was a bad decision——in Heinz sight." 18/06/24 12:02:37, edited: 18/06/24 12:35:17	6

	Meat the Guys 27/05/24 11:44:16	6

	PiZZZzza 15/02/24 12:12:31	1 6

	"He's just anxious: He applied to 5 different dog schools." 28/01/24 7:16:23, edited: 28/01/24 7:17:11	6

	The Fatted Calfs 20/01/24 10:44:49	6

	"I tried one. Now it's a snack a day." 15/10/23 12:47:11	6

	Condemnsation 26/09/23 7:24:49	6

	"Can you forgive me? We can start from scratch." 03/08/23 14:29:10	6

	"Your roots are on the dark side." 20/07/23 3:18:11	6

	"...gonna need you to crawl out of the car." 23/05/23 7:08:08	6

	"Look here: His FINAL search... 'Water'." 27/03/23 19:30:57	6

	"You are what you eat. Should NOT have had those pretzels." 01/02/23 21:45:15	6

	"Their main prey?...Road hogs." 14/01/23 17:04:18	6

	"Why can't people just drink water on Christmas?" "🎵 No well, no well, no well, no well...." 26/12/22 13:47:46	6

	"Senile is not a river in Egypt." 15/10/22 11:13:50	6

	We took "perfectly good chocolates," and rectum. 12/06/22 12:05:00	6

	...why Trump is attracted to Putin. 14/04/22 13:51:45	6

	"I try to get a good night's sleep, but it's hard." 22/02/22 14:06:44	6

	"Yes, a kangaroo can be fun––until it strikes." 04/02/22 17:22:22	6

	"My condiments to the chef." 26/12/21 19:21:02	6

	Class Action Figure 15/11/21 1:23:26	6

	"We can go back to MY place, if you're game." 14/11/21 0:40:04	1 6
As I suspected, territorial just like a serial killer. He'll probably get possessive over the deer after he gets fucked by it. It'll probably then lead to a relationship filled with doe-mestic violence (most human-deer hook ups usually lead to v... --Glyn Evans
	"Well, you didn't have to be HONEST about my thighs." 19/08/21 11:39:11	6

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There may be mortar this but I'd say you're filling sorry for yourself, maybe you should grow up

Glyn Evans

20/12/23
3:40pm

comment on caption:
"I'm TIRED of your 'pour me' attitude." [Greg Curtis]

I clarified that singular/plural thing. And, um...she's speaking...to Dave!...Thanks.

(caption author)

16/01/24
1:54pm

comment on caption:
"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]

I read it more as "Moments like this remind me of just how insignificant...YOU are."

[anon]

16/01/24
2:09pm

comment on caption:
"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]

Now I'm conflicted, concerned that "the wording stuff" will take my focus away from my patients. Can anybody clear this up definitively? I'm now wondering if I should drop the "Dave" reference because it might lengthen it too much...and "Dave" also cues that "the fall is coming." Don't want THAT. New topic: I pushed (and capitalized) the phrases "just how insignificant" to lead the reader to want to finish that almost cliche-phrase...("JUST HOW INSIGNIFICANT we are")....so I could take it in another direction. That's why I put THAT phrase in all caps instead of YOU (which anon CAPATLIZED, and there's nothing inaccurate about that). It's just that leaning on the YOU could seem a bit harsh compared with the original was more a gentle moment of realization. Help! My patients deserve my Undistracted care! .

(caption author)

16/01/24
3:18pm

comment on caption:
"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]

"Moments like this remind me of just how insignificant you are, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?"

Although what you did first works as it's like a run up to an insignificant anticlimax

"Moments like this remind me of JUST HOW INSIGNIFICANT you are"

Glyn Evans

16/01/24
3:28pm

comment on caption:
"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]

You may not want to edit again, Cap Auth, but I'd suggest keep it subtle and let the reader do the work.