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	"What's next, cheep suits?" 01/12/20 8:48:36	5

	Jest Married 09/08/20 17:48:27	5

	"They left the kid, yeah, they're intelligent..." 24/07/20 3:42:04	5

	Google translate says..."RUUUnnnn !" 27/05/20 11:35:40	5

	"...Everywhere I look, something reminds me of him..." 31/03/20 23:33:31	1 5
Naked Gun? --James Lennox
	"After 70 years of striving to be model, Gladys signs a contract with Caption.me." 23/02/20 12:31:43	5

	"She's ADORABLE; does she.....blink?" 23/01/20 13:24:21	5

	"Wow...it's got more stories than Donald Trump." 20/01/20 19:33:29	5

	"Please, sit, stay..." 08/01/20 23:27:42	5

	"Damn, those storks are bloody accurate." 02/01/20 20:34:44	5

	"I MUST FIND...Uber-Wan Kenobi." 19/12/19 12:17:45	5

	" I have a request: Shave the sideburns." 14/12/19 22:46:45	1 5
Entertainment at its finest. --Willie Johnson
	"It took just SECONDS to discover his hiding spots...but it was years before I found my real dad." 13/12/19 12:35:45	5

	"FINALLY done with THAT question: 'Are you a TWIN?'..." "No." 02/12/19 22:44:24	5

	"This is my right-hand man." 01/12/19 13:24:01	5

	"What did I know, I was a kid, I thought, 'this is normal discipline.' " 23/11/19 20:26:57	5

	Grainy Photo 15/11/19 11:59:57	5

	"YOU are crazy, and I'm 100 percent proof." 30/10/19 11:48:23	5

	"As I look back, I see the red flags: He peed on the rug..." 07/08/19 11:59:34	5

	"It happens every time we play 'Unchained Melody.' " 18/04/19 11:40:41	5

	lol "A surveillance camera caught this image, just MINUTES before 'the incident' in the ladies room." 18/04/19 11:36:52	5

	Orangutangy 14/04/19 12:19:30	26 5
I don't want to come out of this looking like the villain.. to me it is a bit of fun and am certainly not obsessed..my intial response of WHY was a genuine question, as to me there was no clash of captions...the rest just went a bit off on a tang... --stone face
	"You need to COME WITH US..." "MMMehh...Too late." 09/04/19 11:21:08	5

	Caution: DO NOT grope the flight attendants. 06/04/19 11:00:12	5

	"He died alone, desserted." 02/03/19 12:37:23	5

	Mesh-ssiah 16/01/19 13:11:23	5

	Gym Member 07/12/18 10:34:46	5

	A Sleeping Tom 26/11/18 14:32:15	5

	"...Hue looking at me?" 09/09/18 23:12:02	5

	"My uncle used to race horses, and he'd always win." 19/08/18 11:01:25	5

	"Yeah, other gangs may be more dangerous, but we're the head wrappers." 13/08/18 11:55:11	5

	"NOT a problem, for 'Retrieval Knievel.' " 16/07/18 20:41:00	5

	"I prefer reading non-friction." 25/06/18 14:09:43	5

	"This isn't Kansas." 10/02/18 13:36:07	5

	Happy New Year! (Nod to 2017) 31/12/17 14:17:51	5

	"It's about my eggs: ......They have spots." 20/09/17 10:34:26	5

	"The performance was ALMOST flawless, if it weren't for that high sea." 07/07/17 13:54:13	5

	"Says here to watch out for birds talking behind your back. Hm?" 02/04/17 15:44:01	5

	Heavy Petting 02/04/17 12:05:59	5

	Shrooms with a View 16/03/17 22:47:44	5

	"It's the only way. The elevator's Baroque." 07/02/17 13:20:30	5

	Crappy New Year!!! 01/01/17 20:39:16	5

	"I just LOVE polish women." 13/12/16 15:13:29	5

	"On second thought: Let's use the table." 09/11/16 21:10:30	5

	Spock & Roll 03/11/16 11:19:36	5

	Junkstaposition 31/10/16 12:49:41	5

	Hoopi Goldberg 20/10/16 8:56:40	3 5

	Auto Erotic 25/09/16 7:19:53	5

	"Actually"¦she's a roads scholar." 18/09/16 11:00:11	5

	"Life is a beach, and then you dive." 11/09/16 11:48:46	5

	"Listen Jack, don't you get short with me." 22/08/16 2:59:35	5

	"This is your captain screaming..." 28/06/16 11:37:03	5

	"🎵 When a man loves a woven.." 22/05/16 19:00:16	5

	"Y'ever wonder, 'How are these delivery guys vetted?' " 26/01/16 12:07:47	5

	"Weren't they great? Give them a second hand." 01/01/16 11:30:32	5

	"As a dyslexic devil-worshiper...he'd go DEEP into the woods, TO PRAISE SATIN." 25/12/15 11:40:42	5

	"For the VERY FIRST TIME, my penis had second thoughts." 13/12/15 12:27:58	1 5
Apparently, frogs cannot catch warts from a penis. Although don't ask me how I know that... --Michael Winner
	Purrrverts 02/12/15 3:05:11	5

	"PLEASE, no tipping." 24/09/15 19:11:04	5

	"NO, cut cut cut...I mean, STOP THAT." 14/09/15 11:24:04	5

	"She blows several a day." 11/09/15 2:55:27	5

	"I feel nothing. Just do it with your mouth parts." 13/07/15 11:30:42	5

	"Happens every time I hit 'cruise.' " 12/07/15 11:23:01	5

	Fox News? 08/07/15 12:04:20	5

	"They seemed SO MUCH NICER on the web." 01/07/15 10:31:58	5

	"Man, that's somethin' I'll never forget." 01/04/15 10:32:32	5

	"Clearly, you're a master baiter." 14/03/15 0:34:00	4 5
Wow, Mike. Thanks! I.J.S.M. (I Just Shit Myself!) --Greg Curtis
	"Here's your craption!" 26/02/15 16:03:36	5

	"Change, lady?" "No thanks, I've GOT money." 17/02/15 14:19:42	5

	"A leopard stalks an unsuspecting chameleon..." ....Made you look!!! MAN, I crack myself up. 16/01/15 21:17:38	5

	"Know what I think, Fred?" "Yes...yes I do." 24/11/14 3:44:47	5

	Joy is not in CATCHING the mouse; it's in the chaise. 21/11/14 10:56:01	5

	Traffic Jam 20/11/14 12:21:28	5

	The next big thing..."Hash Mobs." 20/11/14 8:50:32	5

	ME? Well...I like to get my hands on anything I can read. 18/11/14 3:14:30	5

	Silouewet 11/07/13 11:00:15	5

	Dope. 24/05/13 21:42:31	1 5
Brilliant! --Michael Winner
	In I.T. ...he's "the current head." 12/02/13 8:26:15	5

	That cat is definitely stoned. 08/02/13 12:18:56	5

	He's SO BIG...he's been targeted by graffiti artists! 07/01/13 20:04:16	5

	"I wanna spa!" 31/12/12 23:02:56	5

	She's crazy for the buoys! 18/12/12 8:35:22	5

	"Damn, this is just my fucking luck, OK we're back." 03/12/12 13:11:18	5

	We all need a little diversion. 03/12/12 13:05:45	5

	He's a little weird...He likes to be called "I lean." 27/11/12 20:00:43	5

	Billy Bob once tried primary school...but he couldn't hack the teachers. 25/11/12 12:13:09	5

	Looks like he's been put through the wringer. 19/11/12 20:06:59	5

	Tanks be to God. 05/11/12 11:48:08	1 5

	CarJack. 10/10/12 9:21:46	3 5

	"What's up chuck?" 02/10/12 12:09:46	5

	Cops and hobblers. 19/09/12 12:21:28	5

	"HERE’S your smile." 13/09/24 11:38:12, edited: 13/09/24 17:36:22	4

	I SAID..."Get off the couch. Get off the couch. Get off the couch. Get off the couch. Get off the couch." 26/08/24 12:08:06	4

	Contains BPA. May cause heart disease, type II diabetes, and male sexual dysfunction. "Bring it on." 16/05/24 12:51:02	4

	Ruff Copy 05/05/24 17:19:04	4

	"How did you know it was yours?" "HEE-HAWnked." 01/01/24 8:40:18	4

	“Pour kid.” 31/12/23 17:04:32	4

	"...Let's split up." 12/11/23 16:01:50	4

	"Some people think it's funny. Frankly, I think it's irrigating." 20/08/23 4:06:05	4

	'Take me to your weeder." 19/07/23 11:29:56	4

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There may be mortar this but I'd say you're filling sorry for yourself, maybe you should grow up

Glyn Evans

20/12/23
3:40pm

comment on caption:
"I'm TIRED of your 'pour me' attitude." [Greg Curtis]

I clarified that singular/plural thing. And, um...she's speaking...to Dave!...Thanks.

(caption author)

16/01/24
1:54pm

comment on caption:
"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]

I read it more as "Moments like this remind me of just how insignificant...YOU are."

[anon]

16/01/24
2:09pm

comment on caption:
"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]

Now I'm conflicted, concerned that "the wording stuff" will take my focus away from my patients. Can anybody clear this up definitively? I'm now wondering if I should drop the "Dave" reference because it might lengthen it too much...and "Dave" also cues that "the fall is coming." Don't want THAT. New topic: I pushed (and capitalized) the phrases "just how insignificant" to lead the reader to want to finish that almost cliche-phrase...("JUST HOW INSIGNIFICANT we are")....so I could take it in another direction. That's why I put THAT phrase in all caps instead of YOU (which anon CAPATLIZED, and there's nothing inaccurate about that). It's just that leaning on the YOU could seem a bit harsh compared with the original was more a gentle moment of realization. Help! My patients deserve my Undistracted care! .

(caption author)

16/01/24
3:18pm

comment on caption:
"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]

"Moments like this remind me of just how insignificant you are, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?"

Although what you did first works as it's like a run up to an insignificant anticlimax

"Moments like this remind me of JUST HOW INSIGNIFICANT you are"

Glyn Evans

16/01/24
3:28pm

comment on caption:
"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]

You may not want to edit again, Cap Auth, but I'd suggest keep it subtle and let the reader do the work.