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"Did I mention my boyfriend's a truck driver?" 02/08/15 8:43:57 |
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"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." 16/01/24 12:15:18, edited: 16/01/24 18:37:55, |
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You may not want to edit again, Cap Auth, but I'd suggest keep it subtle and let the reader do the work.
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20/08/16 11:15:41 |
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Thanks for all the great feedback, gang! And thank you, Chris, for creating, and running this great site...which keeps us off the streets and out of trouble. The internet can be a dark place, but caption.me is a point of shimmering light - a place...
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"Then I had this strange, autobody experience." 16/06/23 8:54:54 |
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"When did you notice Nan going downhill?..." 30/12/22 8:23:34, edited: 30/12/22 8:23:58 |
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"To put herself through ballet school, she worked as a turnstile." 30/06/15 19:17:50 |
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I tried to come up with a good turnstile one - nice work Greg - nailed it!
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Honey, what's the hold up in the bathroom ? 11/09/12 11:26:05 |
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"What's Sponge Bob doing at the doorbell?" 18/12/24 21:16:21, edited: 18/12/24 21:23:10 |
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28/06/23 7:09:50 |
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"Hold on, my other shoe is ringing." 15/11/22 12:02:39 |
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I guess there's no need to be anon, so I've un-anonned the comment! I was just thinking I didn't want to make a statement that it wasn't my caption. But you're right, I've voted on it anyway! I think I need some of your spare supervotes inst...
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"I always knew we'd wind up together." 10/05/21 11:53:18 |
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02/07/18 12:47:56 |
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29/01/17 8:23:34 |
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"Yeah, yeah, I hope I feel better, too." 26/07/16 11:03:59 |
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29/04/23 20:13:36 |
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"I hate to see perfectly good pumpkins wasted." 31/10/21 12:16:28 |
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"Jailed for 'drunk driving,' Jack was eager to complete his sentence." 15/09/18 12:18:46 |
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"I say unto you, sinners, 'Repaint!' " 12/05/15 7:51:28 |
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14/07/23 11:23:56, edited: 15/07/23 16:58:14 |
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08/03/22 12:02:56 |
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10/06/18 19:42:04 |
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"First the GOOD news... 01/02/16 20:30:53 |
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"She looks good, considering it's 180 degrees in there." 14/05/15 10:02:40 |
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05/12/12 12:47:13 |
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30/09/23 0:58:03 |
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"Okay, anyone ELSE object?..." 09/01/22 9:39:06 |
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Yes!
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"He was found dead, but undamaged." 19/12/19 22:37:32 |
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04/03/19 12:02:51 |
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13/10/18 11:58:48 |
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Why am I not buying? No Monet. 19/11/14 20:09:13 |
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Protect YOUR home...with "The Monitor Lizard!" 20/10/14 11:23:03 |
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"Can I have a piece of that?..." 13/07/23 12:31:08, edited: 13/07/23 12:31:49 |
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"Let me put it this way, Jerry: It's time for that final album." 28/06/23 11:23:43, edited: 29/06/23 22:26:57 |
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"...bad news for rug addicts." 14/06/22 8:24:33 |
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"Different species; similar jeans." 24/11/21 12:02:40 |
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29/01/20 12:25:46 |
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"First the GOOD news, Timmy: Your dog is - finally - not stuck in that sewer......" 10/10/19 10:58:15 |
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"Is it me, or is he flushing?" 17/09/18 9:58:55 |
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"..and the shit on the sidewalk, that was me, too." 08/08/18 11:41:12 |
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"The neighbors say it has to go." 02/12/15 8:11:04 |
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Looks like it's going.
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If Mikey kills THIS one then WE ARE DONE with pets. 20/02/13 12:00:46 |
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11/06/13 11:56:32 |
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04/04/13 8:00:06 |
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"What's wrong with this pitcher?" 08/02/24 11:36:26, edited: 08/02/24 11:36:35 |
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"Hey, just between you and me...is everybody." 18/04/21 11:22:13 |
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Hey, between you and me, there is anyone and everyone...haha.
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"... little down in the mouth?" 11/02/20 13:29:43 |
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15/01/19 12:10:49 |
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"First the good news: The baby stopped crying..." 25/07/18 19:32:45 |
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"Okay, SLOWLY...step out of the closet." 30/04/18 11:50:13 |
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07/08/17 11:51:13 |
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The nearly-extinct...self-harmadillo. 05/01/17 12:47:14 |
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29/08/16 12:01:12 |
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28/01/16 13:27:29 |
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28/01/16 9:29:38 |
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07/08/23 7:05:44 |
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"Okay, well, is Jesus there then? " 28/06/23 11:14:06 |
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“All of the other reindeer, USED TO laugh and call him names.” 24/12/22 3:17:24 |
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18/12/22 12:45:49 |
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07/04/22 12:02:35 |
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“Okay, SORRY: ... 'THEYhole cover.'" 21/02/22 0:32:28 |
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"...and they wonder why I pee on the rug." 16/05/21 8:25:33 |
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Rug wetting...any early indication that this poodle may later grow up to become a serial killer.
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"IT'S NOT EASY being a single transparent." 15/08/19 11:01:10 |
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"Is there anyone ELSE who objects?" 20/06/19 12:00:15 |
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"OKay, you can have her; just, don't scratch the car." 28/04/19 21:05:04 |
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01/03/17 14:04:05 |
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19/01/15 8:45:38 |
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Mom, I want to come home. Nobody will dance with me. 25/02/13 8:15:16 |
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13/01/13 12:00:37 |
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07/01/13 8:33:07 |
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Ugh!...You ALWAYS leave your boxers in here! 31/12/12 22:56:22 |
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It's a GREAT instrument...for decomposing. 18/12/12 12:00:25 |
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The tooth fairy loses his patience. 11/09/12 11:32:36 |
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30/09/23 11:19:44 |
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20/06/23 13:50:27, edited: 20/06/23 13:50:40 |
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Happening along, I find what has happened - and I have a nasty feeling that I might have been the first to vote for the first incarnation, and now I have lost my finders points! But I shall be magnanimous; although accumulating finders' points has
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"What I'm saying is...we'd like you to work from home." 25/08/22 12:23:13 |
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Critics call it, "Deeply penetrating." 15/08/22 14:22:21 |
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"Now watch as I twist this into 'the shape of a balloon.' " 23/11/21 0:06:06 |
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"Look, I'm sorry I was short with you." 18/04/21 11:58:43 |
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"Yeah I work in women's clothing." 20/12/20 12:47:44 |
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"He has an important job, but he's often taken for granite." 08/03/20 0:33:04 |
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"We quickly grew out of our first house." 04/03/19 12:02:14 |
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"Deface that launched a thousand drips." 15/11/16 21:08:20 |
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02/06/16 19:41:38 |
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"DARN, let's drop her again. This time from the top floor." 19/01/16 13:24:42 |
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"And THIS is called dry docking." 13/09/15 11:33:54 |
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"And in THIS corner, the hovering hit-man...Levi Tate!" 10/08/15 12:36:07 |
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"Now you can feel DADDY kick." 15/01/15 10:59:25 |
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"Please, Dr., tell me it's not genital warts." 30/12/14 12:03:49 |
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I think that 'genital' warts would make this even funnier?
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27/11/14 12:41:05 |
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And they wonder why I pee on the rug. 02/05/13 11:02:06 |
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Thank you, anonymous, for your diplomatic advice - particularly regarding the voting feature....You are RIGHT.
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"Hello big boy. Do you want a police escort?" 16/12/12 12:31:10 |
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...and this is where Becky chipped her tooth. 03/12/12 9:15:58 |
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"I finally feel comfortable at the beach again...THANK YOU Muslimfast!" 28/06/13 8:39:40 |
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Pulse...great; Skin...fine. Knee reflex, outstanding. 16/06/13 11:25:13 |
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01/05/13 11:01:03 |
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They're acting like there's snow tomorrow. 11/02/13 12:08:19 |
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10/02/13 13:00:00 |
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What does the paper say? It says that one out of every four people can't read! 03/02/13 13:36:05 |
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24/12/12 8:48:38 |
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16/12/12 20:10:38 |
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Thanks for caring, Michael! I'm changing the spelling to "ochre,"...so maybe someone out there will get it.
The thing is, the same color has two different spellings: ochre and ocher (which is also correct, but less common.) Even though the less common spelling sounds better, sadly most people are probably NOT going to take that few extra minutes to look up the various spellings of this word. It's really not too much to ask, given the labor that I put into this tight little caption!
Again, thanks for the heads up!
3:12am
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jOCHRE [Greg Curtis]
Didn't realise that it had two spellings- 'ocher' must be the American, and therefore 'incorrect' one :)
6:53am
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jOCHRE [Greg Curtis]
Jochre's Wild
5:06am
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jOCHRE [Greg Curtis]
Great caption Greg
9:24pm
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"WHO INVITED your Rex?" [Greg Curtis]
Thanks, Dan! I've really enjoy your work, so that means a lot to me!
Sincerely, Greg
10:19pm
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"WHO INVITED your Rex?" [Greg Curtis]
I'd have preferred smug shit, but it still gets my vote. Nice one.
12:07pm
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Smug Shot [Greg Curtis]
Smeg shot ):
12:27pm
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Smug Shot [Greg Curtis]
Well done,great caption
12:35am
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"WHO INVITED your Rex?" [Greg Curtis]
...and congrats on the win sir. Awesome.
6:24am
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"WHO INVITED your Rex?" [Greg Curtis]
Well done Greg, fully deserved winner .
6:57am
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"WHO INVITED your Rex?" [Greg Curtis]