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	They hung themselves as they were feeling spermicidal. 21/10/13 7:00:22	11

	Little Red Hiding Dude. 28/08/13 7:15:13	11

	"Nice one Chris, your now the second black fella thats been inside the oval orifice." 21/08/13 19:00:15	11

	"Oi Jimmy, have you lost the Plot?" 07/06/13 7:00:27	11

	One is a slippery predator who preys on his victims, the other is a snake. 19/05/13 12:59:29	11

	Frocky Balboa. 16/05/13 7:00:36	11

	A pot to piscine. 25/04/13 11:36:13	11

	Stu and Mike had been shopping at the Cath & Carry. 15/04/13 19:00:11	11

	creative "That's a bad Halibut." 03/02/13 8:00:36	11

	Gary Lineker presents Thatch of the Day. 02/02/13 12:02:42	1 11
This week Reeds take on Barnett. --Isla gray
	The young shop assistant was learning the Gropes. 23/01/13 8:01:45	11

	creative One foot in the Rave. 08/01/13 12:35:50	11

	"Are you my Reel Daddy?" 20/12/12 20:00:23	11

	"It's a nice ring isn't it?...I picked it myself." 12/12/12 20:00:14	11

	A Nutural Birth. 11/12/12 12:51:32	11

	Saturday Shite Fever . 23/11/12 8:29:47	3 11

	"Thank God i brought a Jacket, that bloody wind is goin' right through me." 18/11/12 20:02:44	11

	Peggy in the Model. 30/10/12 20:00:55	11

	creative x2 Hiro's in a half shell. 25/09/14 11:07:28	10

	Shadow PupPet. 20/07/14 11:02:47	10

	Full Medal Jacket. 12/07/14 11:28:28	10

	Paint Stripper. 26/06/14 7:32:09	10

	"Why the log face?..." 28/05/14 7:00:16	10

	Hammer blouse of horror. 14/05/14 19:00:18	10

	Loo's Change. 23/03/14 9:10:22	10

	"Sorry it took so long in writing a caption but my mouse was f****d." 12/02/14 8:29:51	10

	Despot Measures. 17/12/13 12:35:39	10

	In 2013 there was a Baby Boom. 07/11/13 20:00:11	10

	Just to get through another day on Caption.me. 22/10/13 11:00:47	10

	"Be Afro'd, be very Afro'd." 17/10/13 7:25:36	10

	How the west was fun. 19/08/13 19:32:20	10

	lol Doggie Howser M.D. 12/08/13 19:11:54	10

	Stray's Anatomy. 12/08/13 19:10:26	10

	"It's me shoulder Doc, it's been giving me grief ever since i started playing those bloody drums." 08/08/13 19:00:11	1 10

	â™¬ Children of the Revolution....â™¬ 08/08/13 7:01:22	10

	Derek wasn't feeling too great today, in fact he had a touch of saturday night fever. 28/07/13 7:30:08	1 10

	Poor Derek had committed shoe-aside. 06/07/13 19:00:23	10

	Scooby Don't. 29/06/13 11:23:31	10

	lol "Gimme some skins brother." 24/05/13 19:02:09	2 10
Hee hee. It doesn't need the capital 'S' or 'B' though. --Mr Blonde
	Some fling went wong for Mrs Chee Ting Kow. 23/05/13 7:11:26	10

	The Del Monte Carlo Rally. 04/05/13 11:03:54	10

	St. Patrick's Stray. 02/05/13 15:04:31	10

	🎵 Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was High..🎵 17/04/13 19:00:18	10

	A Battering Ma'am. 15/04/13 19:00:30	10

	🎵 I'm Leaving on a Wet Lane..🎵 02/04/13 19:04:16	10

	🎵 Grip Roe through the Blue Lips..🎵 09/03/13 20:22:04	10

	Jeff was later arrested for breaking the Feed Limit. 02/03/13 16:38:31	10

	Yew-rination. 28/02/13 20:00:16	10

	The Empire Struts Back. 31/01/13 13:39:00	10

	Phallus in Underland. 05/01/13 12:12:51	10

	"We like to mauve it, mauve it." 03/01/13 8:02:25	10

	After a post mortem it was decided the cause of death was Suey-cide. 01/01/13 13:23:25	1 10

	Andre A-ghastly. 21/11/12 20:03:15	10

	"Can i have a Pee please Gob?" 21/11/12 8:01:34	10

	Diar-Reaper. 06/11/12 8:29:49	10

	Smackeroo. 05/11/12 20:17:39	2 10

	Fly Fishing by J.R. Tetley. 03/11/12 8:42:16	10

	Miss Piggy Bank. 28/10/12 20:02:15	10

	Pirates of the Colosseum. 17/10/12 11:28:17	6 10

	clever Hallo Wean. 01/11/20 8:55:03	10

	Field Trip. 07/09/20 7:23:31	10

	Elton Gone. 26/04/20 11:09:07	10

	Westminster Tabby. 25/03/20 12:48:07	10

	"8-0?, fuck this, Taxi..." 30/08/19 19:04:21	10

	Annabel Lecter. 05/05/18 7:22:19	10

	lol "FORE!" 27/12/17 12:01:04	10

	Petrol Pimp. 11/07/17 19:00:08	10

	All of Dave's girlfriends thought he was a Keeper. 21/06/17 19:01:15	10

	"Some herbs can be an Afrodisiac." 24/03/17 15:45:40	10

	"Open Windows it says , I did and now it's bloody freezing in here..." 10/03/17 10:19:24	10

	Eric was a sniper's dream. 20/12/16 8:45:21	10

	At school, Jeff was teased because he had tiny ears. 09/12/16 20:01:00	10

	Trunk and Disorderly. 07/03/16 20:20:46	10

	"Mmm...It's Dell-icious." 05/03/16 20:21:41	10

	They're a nice company but the boss is a twat. 29/02/16 21:22:44	10

	Andy Cap. 14/07/15 11:02:41	10

	I knew it...Mary was on the game. 25/10/14 19:08:46	10

	My local car wash gave me a great deal... 50% off. 04/07/20 19:00:12	9

	Total Wipeout. 21/04/20 19:03:43	9

	Ashes to Trashes. 04/10/19 11:00:22	3 9
... Dust to Dustbin. :^) --Crunchy Chords
	"Spot the Australian... " 30/07/19 11:35:51	1 9

	"When I said, I wanted to get laid..." 02/01/19 20:00:08	9

	Bruce Weighin' 21/10/18 8:00:51	2 9
Bruce Weighin'. --Michael Winner
	"And now over to the golf where there's been a Hole in Juan..." 22/07/18 9:43:46	9

	The Smith family chose the 'fun and photo' deal at Dognitas. 25/03/18 8:53:02	9

	A Log Cabin 19/03/18 12:00:45	9

	It's just a Phase ,Mike is going through. 12/11/17 10:57:25	9

	"Gran, I left space cakes in the kitchen, have you seen them...?" 02/10/17 8:23:13	9

	"Heeeere's Jenny..." (nod to 12.41.15) 16/08/17 12:13:43	9

	clever "You've Been Farmed." 18/07/17 8:01:42	9

	"Mmmm , What's for Desert?..." 08/07/17 11:59:52	9

	Del Boy finally gets a patent for his Crash Turban. 30/05/17 7:32:38	9

	"Honey,I don't think the reverse parking sensors are working..." 10/04/17 11:05:50	9

	Set the Brat among the Pigeons. 28/01/17 8:00:08	9

	60 minute makeover now starring David Blunkett. 13/01/17 8:09:07	9

	Rex is an Alsphyxiatian. 06/01/17 20:02:22	9

	"One sip and you'll be Hooked." 04/01/17 21:44:18	9

	"Come in and get off your Faith." 07/12/16 20:00:15	9

	No Stools are left in this van overnight. 06/12/16 20:06:06	9

	lol "My name is Kermit and I'm a crystal meth addict." 30/08/16 13:21:38	9