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	Cheap knight out 13/11/12 8:29:57	13

	"Don't mess with me, I know Fon-Du!" 12/11/12 8:19:39	13

	“No one knows which conditioner I use, but Brian may.” 05/10/24 7:46:43	1 13
Got to be the winner! Brilliant! --Mike Walsh
	“Are you sipping comfortably?” 18/09/24 11:10:11	13

	Downing Street announces, “We are prepared for the next pandemic.” 05/09/24 19:03:03	13

	clever “We left Glasgow six years ago, the kids have settled into life in the USA brilliantly, Dave still struggles.” 03/07/24 7:16:06	13

	“After one I was legless.” 02/07/24 11:05:05	13

	“Nice food but no atmosphere.” 07/06/24 7:43:46	3 13
LOVE this caption - well done!! --Johnny Goode
	100% British Grief 16/05/24 11:23:30	13

	Abattoiry Road 13/03/24 8:06:08	13

	Tortilla the hun. 10/03/24 20:42:27	13

	“Sacré Blur!” 21/02/24 12:02:40	13

	Bounty Hunter 25/01/24 8:00:20	13

	“I’ve been messaging a chick in Kiev, she’s sending over some photos later.” 12/01/24 8:14:53	13

	lol x2 “Oh my god the credits Dan look, you made it!” Wookiee Pube Groomer Daniel Davies 27/11/23 8:06:26	2 13
This caption just gets funnier! 😂 --Karyn Harrison
	“After 8 years of celibacy Dave joined the mile high club.” 23/08/23 19:02:12	13

	“My parents left me like this and also desserted my brother.” 26/07/23 7:09:59	2 13

	Me and my brother would always fight over who would play with the weird bald man. 11/07/23 11:12:51	1 13
Manopoly? --Vivvy En
	Tinder finally reaches Norfolk. 19/05/23 7:02:35	13

	“At school I was voted most likely to succeed…” 03/05/23 11:15:20	1 13

	“I accept cookies!” 22/06/22 11:03:55	13

	clever “My dad works in special effects but I don’t see him anymore.” 17/01/22 8:04:11	13

	“It’s expensive but we all have to make sacrifices.” 12/10/21 11:05:29	13

	Post Mortem 01/07/21 12:55:44	13

	"Grandad was in the army but he never talked about it." 24/06/21 7:14:27	13

	When I asked them to leave the hot tub I suddenly felt incredibly shallow. 13/04/21 11:22:36	13

	lol "So Dave, what were you left with after the divorce?" 09/12/20 11:03:52	13

	clever She offered it on a plate. 20/11/20 6:27:36	13

	"Alas, poor Yaris!" 07/10/20 7:25:36	13

	Turner and Pooch 03/09/20 11:14:18	1 13
Is her name Paige? --Troompa Loompa
	The Obscenic Route. 16/04/20 20:55:38	13

	"Darren, that's the 2nd bus that hasn't stopped for us, we're going to be late to this stupid party." 02/04/20 7:30:16	13

	I stood there wondering what the sign meant, and then it hit me. 26/09/19 19:09:04	2 13
The signs are bad around here. --Dave Bryan
	Knit Happens 15/09/19 19:01:17	13

	clever The conviction was later overturned 02/09/19 11:33:27	13

	Faecal Attraction 29/08/19 19:34:00	13

	Saddle Soar 19/08/18 11:39:51	13

	Terrible reception 05/10/17 19:15:00	13

	clever Commando Training 23/01/17 10:00:34	13

	“You really shouldn’t have.” 13/11/24 8:41:52	12

	clever “Womb for desert?” 11/11/24 12:05:11	12

	“I’ve known how to get out of there since I was a baby.” 12/07/24 22:21:42	12

	“I’m going to the races to get plastered.” 20/06/24 11:04:03	12

	clever x2 “How much chlorine did you put in the pool Dave?” 27/05/24 11:17:00	12

	“The vet said keep tabs on him.” 16/05/24 7:29:18	12

	lol Pulled pork 25/04/24 22:31:20	12

	“I don’t know who knocked over the vases.” 19/04/24 11:11:52	12

	“9 life sentences?!” 09/04/24 11:20:27	12

	“Just buy the Canesten, Mom.” 26/03/24 8:19:28, edited: 26/03/24 11:26:32	12

	Going Underground Nod to 20:00:31 21/03/24 20:00:38, edited: 21/03/24 20:01:19	1 12
Looks like there's a bit of a Jam at the turnstile. --Dave Bryan
	“This injury is often seen with soldiers.” 23/02/24 20:22:35	12

	lol “How far into the date did you realise she wasn’t into you?” 19/02/24 18:14:23	12

	“She’s a suite girl.” 13/02/24 8:03:30	12

	“Stayed for 2 days with a bout of diarrhoea, would go again in an instant.” 09/02/24 8:28:29	12

	Study unveils what scousers spend their benefits on. 03/02/24 12:14:38	12

	NHS unveil new strategy to tackle obesity. 29/01/24 8:13:30	12

	“Moments later Jenny asked Dave to pick up his feet, they’d landed near the tulips.” 21/01/24 8:10:35	12

	Carbon Dating 11/01/24 12:00:41	12

	“It would be worth more without the crack.” 03/01/24 12:04:37	12

	“I’ve been dry for 8 hours.” 29/12/23 12:44:20	12

	“Ok who’s pissed in the pool?” 21/12/23 12:17:16	12

	“My salary is 6 figures, all power rangers.” 08/12/23 12:21:20, edited: 08/12/23 12:27:48	12

	“What’s the Wifi password?” 08/11/23 8:09:01	3 12
"Whatsthewifipassword" "Right, what's the wifi password?" "Whatsthewifipassword" "I'm asking you. What's the wifi password?" "I just told you." "Got it - Ijusttoldyou. Thanks." --Willie Johnson
	“Sandra, I’m worried the guys doing the double glazing might be cowboys.” 26/10/23 7:21:36	12

	“3 weeks in camping and I don’t know how to ask Katie to shave her legs.” 16/10/23 11:40:25	12

	“It’s built like a brick shit hearse.” 28/09/23 7:30:00, edited: 28/09/23 8:10:09	2 12
*built - "brick shit hearse" is an option too. --James Lennox
	“We’re responding to reports of mad cow disease.” “No point asking me, I’m The Archbishop of Canterbury.” 20/08/23 8:38:45	12

	lol Ian Gotham 15/05/23 11:04:05	1 12

	Safety Thirst. 22/02/23 9:51:46	12

	She’s only doing it to make ends meet. 17/02/23 21:11:37	12

	"at least there won't be an heir in it" 22/01/23 20:21:38	12

	Jeremy later coughed and invented Marmite. 15/12/21 13:26:31	12

	“They weren’t blue smarties Dave.” 12/10/21 7:09:59	12

	Moon River 09/04/21 12:10:46	1 12
Eider than a mile. --Karyn Harrison
	Specs on the beach 16/12/20 12:00:42	12

	I studied this in my cartoon physics degree. Only once the driver completes the look to camera will gravity take effect. 28/11/20 12:05:42	8 12
I took that course too- I walked the make-a-silhouette-hole-in-a-wall test, but had to re-sit the anvil-tied-to-balloon exam. --Michael Winner
	"You remind me of myself when I was further away." 23/11/20 8:01:10	12

	lol "Yuck, I always pick the coffee one." 09/03/20 21:34:08	12

	"I went back for turds." 22/07/19 12:01:54	12

	creative clever Dead ringers 15/02/19 13:01:40	12

	'Definitely over 50.' 07/01/19 8:01:30	12

	Her previous cut was a little plane. 06/01/19 8:44:52	12

	"To the **atcave!" 26/12/18 12:55:24	1 12
SPLOOGE!!! --Scrappy Doo
	Breast in Show 13/12/17 12:10:10	12

	Jenny hadn't been to many funerals. 11/12/17 21:48:22	12

	'Mirror cygnet's manoeuvre!' 06/08/16 19:13:02	12

	“I’d rather have a bath than listen to this..” 10/10/24 7:53:04	11

	‘Staff at the gym are so friendly, every time they see me they say Happy New Year.’ 29/08/24 7:19:18, edited: 29/08/24 7:21:31	11

	“Paint me like one of your English blokes.” 17/08/24 19:09:03	11

	clever “We practiced your first dance, you’ll be fine.” ‘I literally have two left feet.’ 03/07/24 11:52:25	11

	clever Breakfast in bed. 26/06/24 7:06:54	11

	“When we said we accept runners of any orientation….” 22/04/24 11:11:01	11

	“The musician was good but the dancer was offal.” 27/03/24 12:56:13	11

	“How’s the horse?” ‘Dunno, you’re married to her.’ 18/03/24 8:06:10	11

	The Three Tena’s 05/03/24 8:04:28, edited: 05/03/24 11:12:02, suggested edits	11

	“It handles like a tank.” 04/03/24 20:01:49	11

	“Tour guide was a bit weird.” 09/02/24 8:28:59	11

	lol “Name two things you made bread with during lockdown but now would happily never see again.” 11/12/23 8:12:20, edited: 11/12/23 8:12:36	11

	creative When your boyfriend leaves you for a chopstick. 21/11/23 8:51:09	11

	“Put a sock in it Celine, I’m trying to pull ‘ere.” 08/11/23 20:25:46, edited: 08/11/23 20:38:48	11

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04/10/24
7:32am

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“These UV lamps are expensive to run at home.” [C CaMel]

Got to be the winner! Brilliant!

Mike Walsh

05/10/24
10:04am

comment on caption:
“No one knows which conditioner I use, but Brian may.” [C CaMel]

Woops, I just reread your original caption Cap Auth and realised I'd missed the 'of' sad face Not sure how I managed that, but I'm glad you picked up on it in the edit suggestion. Still really surprised I'm the only voter on this.