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Jeremy later coughed and invented Marmite.

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C CaMel 15/12/21 13:26:31

More embarrassment for the Tories, as leaked photos show last years Christmas party had a Black Lives Matter theme.

stoneface1 15/12/21 12:07:41

Mary washed one of these miners in the new improved washing powder the rest in your regular box of washing powder

Tony S 15/12/21 12:06:07

Sally was later arrested for selling alcohol to miners.

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Al Overy 15/12/21 12:00:11

"When will you guys admit you're not cockneys and you're not real chimney sweeps?" "Shut it, Poppins!"

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Al Overy 15/12/21 17:01:55

The Margaret Thatcher appreciation society meet again.

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Ian Skelding 15/12/21 12:44:57

Janice had an addiction for shagging dirty miners, but she'd been clean now for at least a month.

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Vanessa the Guesser 15/12/21 12:36:52

"To your health!" COUGH COUGH

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Scrijjy Doo 15/12/21 12:32:34

She was only the coalminer's daughter but she had plenty of slack in her knickers.

Tony Edwards 15/12/21 12:08:45

Maureen bought a ticket to win a date with one of these lucky fellas... It was a sweep stake.

stoneface1 15/12/21 12:37:36

The Land Owners idea had been a partial success. Sending the Welsh Men down the pit during the day meant the sheep didn’t need to worry. However they were worried at night because they couldn’t see them coming.

Neil Mackenzie 15/12/21 16:28:08

You'd think they'd feel them coming though?--Glyn Evans

"Hey Dave! How come they're all dirty and filthy and you're not?" "Well am married with daughters, and thus have a more mature and respectable attitude towards women."

stoneface1 15/12/21 12:50:52

"What? You send them down the mines instead?"<br /><br />--Glyn Evans

A typical night out in Newcastle 65 years* ago. * typo - I meant minutes

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Mr Dome 15/12/21 12:24:35

It was a great effort, but none of the male office workers managed to cook beans on toast without problems.

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The Wolf 15/12/21 12:15:10

''Ok, lads, he's come all the way from London to speak to us tonight, so let's have a real Yorkshire welcome for Jacob Rees-Mogg.''

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Dave Bryan 15/12/21 12:10:25

All of the workers fancied Miriam. Unfortunately, so did supervisor Bill who was known for being stingy with his wet wipes.

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The Wolf 15/12/21 12:01:29

Mary Berry was having a great time as the subject in an early 'This is your life' episode...and then they started bringing her ex-boyfriends in.

Lucky Elperro 15/12/21 18:32:41

"You weren't wrong, Elsie, these charcoal face masks are amazing!"

Glad You Remember 15/12/21 13:46:17

BREAKING COVID UPDATE: Lack of Covid precautions at Chimney Sweeps' Annual Gathering is fine as most of them already know how to deal with the flue.

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Glyn Evans 15/12/21 12:44:42

Lord Lucan(left) before he went underground.

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C CaMel 15/12/21 12:27:55

I thought Lucan was the one on the far right, with the shaved moustache, in a dress. If not, better keep Lucan.--Glyn Evans

"Come on you lot. We start work in five minutes."

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The Wolf 15/12/21 12:10:04

"OK lads when I said to take a bird down the mine with you I meant a canary."

Tony S 15/12/21 12:09:53

That's the trouble with pubs these days...Too many coked up loud mouths.

stoneface1 15/12/21 12:05:19

My husband was not happy with me when I got home that night. The black handprints on my boobs started him off, but it was the coal dust around my lips that upset him the most. In hindsight, I should’ve kept my knickers on until I’d had a bath.

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The Wolf 15/12/21 12:00:20

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