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	“And you think we taste rubbery!” 04/11/23 20:09:01	11

	“Luckily the ransom was just one cornetto.” 26/10/23 11:09:04	2 11
What a bargain, did you pay it? --Glyn Evans
	creative “It was spitting too.” 26/09/23 7:07:17	11

	Jean, Claude, Van, Dan. 24/09/23 20:57:14	11

	creative “Ever walked a greyhound before?” ‘How hard can it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….’ 21/09/23 11:19:49, edited: 21/09/23 12:33:16	1 11
Ah, how did I miss this one! Funny! 🤣 --KT A
	“I’m Greg Wallace and this week I’ve been finding out exactly how Carling is made.” 25/08/23 19:24:40	11

	“Sarge, Gandhi has escaped.” 22/08/23 8:53:39	11

	Day 459, I have stopped hallucinating and a rescue ship is on the horizon. 21/08/23 13:20:24	11

	“Very funny genie, a bird with a nice arse indeed.” 18/08/23 11:02:18	11

	“Very funny genie, a huge pecker indeed.” 16/08/23 13:44:05	11

	lol “Noah, where are those red tunas?” ‘Bollocks.’ 11/08/23 19:33:54	5 11
Just wondering why they'd need to be on the ark at all. --Willie Johnson
	“We have now banned all Sharon Stone movies.” 17/07/23 11:39:49	11

	“So they don’t put him down.” 14/07/23 19:36:21	11

	“Ahhh, they throw up so fast don’t they?” 28/03/23 19:42:22	11

	Ironically my divorce cake… left with a neighbour. 28/02/23 12:05:53	11

	lol Worst. Funeral. Ever. 17/02/23 8:05:09	2 11
Might be the worst funeral but a very good caption. --Neil Mackenzie
	Dave claimed to have a team of engineers but it was cobblers. 14/02/23 12:19:51, edited: 14/02/23 12:20:07	11

	Humps for 1/2 Mile 12/02/23 9:00:49	11

	Vidal Saloon 08/02/23 12:10:58	11

	clever “They must be loaded.” 12/12/21 13:23:00	11

	lol Your passport photograph has been rejected. 08/12/21 12:19:34	11

	Can someone please let the website manager know there is a missing link on this page. 11/11/21 8:07:01	11

	“My husband can help me, he’s just gone for a massive pea.” 01/09/21 7:06:38	11

	When Harry Met Ally 10/11/20 12:24:28	11

	"Nice shoes but you still can't go on the rollercoaster." 22/09/20 7:22:42	11

	"Since the accident, technically I'm a walk." 18/04/20 19:15:13	11

	lol "I caught him sleeping with my daughter." 13/03/20 5:52:28	11

	Struggling dentist regrets selling chair. 03/10/19 11:02:43	11

	"They weren't tennis balls?!" 18/08/19 19:10:16	11

	clever 'My husband assures me this is a 9 inch pizza.' 30/03/19 12:09:16	11

	The Lewinsky Collection 16/09/18 19:22:42	11

	Nanarchists 15/08/18 18:18:17	2 11
This caption would also go well with the hip-hop grannies pic :) --ant knee
	creative clever "Good morning Charlie, some bad news.." 14/02/18 12:20:20	11

	My kids look up to me. 09/11/17 8:03:32	11

	Large floater in toilet 06/11/17 12:04:26	11

	Glowjob 29/10/17 20:44:21	11

	"I said get an M&S one!" 26/08/17 19:53:46	11

	Monica Lewinsky's view of America 12/08/17 10:01:19	1 11
"Ohhhh Captain! Myyy...CAPTAIN!" --Jason Plessas
	Time Team unearth ancient lion tamer settlement 04/05/17 16:07:54	11

	He later married a large chick in Kiev 03/05/17 8:01:21	11

	Hail of bullets 29/01/17 8:13:32	11

	The Great British Break Off 27/01/17 9:24:34	11

	Without an encore the crowd turned violet 05/08/16 8:30:24	1 11

	creative Cat on a not thin yoof 22/09/13 8:51:59	11

	lol From this angle you can see her growler 17/01/13 8:15:06	1 11

	The directions were straight forward 03/12/12 12:53:16	11

	' When it comes to sausages, I lean towards Walls ' 27/11/12 20:56:41	11

	To Protect and Serve, Milk 30/11/12 8:14:44	10

	“The second we cremate two more relatives it’s paid for itself.” 01/11/24 8:11:50	2 10
So dark - LOVE it!! --Johnny Goode
	“If I had that on my house I’d be fuming.” 01/11/24 8:09:11	10

	“They can rip a man to shreds without provocation, that bear had better run.” 11/07/24 11:07:56	10

	clever The Last Supper 16/05/24 11:11:44	10

	“Sorry, I’m stuck at work.” 23/04/24 8:02:55	10

	Balti Towers 25/03/24 12:54:54	10

	Dipped headlights 13/03/24 20:12:26	10

	clever Paris, Milan, Fukushima. 08/03/24 12:31:04	10

	“It was for my late Wife.” 27/02/24 8:07:55	10

	“She can’t sit, she has Polaroids.” 07/02/24 12:26:15	10

	lol “I asked for an 1/8th of catnip and the fat fu&&er turns up with a feather on a stick!?” 03/02/24 9:32:42	10

	New York - Paris - MiNan 23/11/23 8:26:01	10

	The dumping came shortly after. 10/10/23 11:02:55	10

	“Did you get any furniture in the Divorce Dave?” 10/10/23 7:07:14	10

	lol “That robin must really want a shag.” 09/10/23 12:38:19	10

	“Morning, pull up a stool.” 26/09/23 19:04:19	10

	lol “The dentist did some impressions, the Ken Dodd one was particularly hurtful.” 16/09/23 15:31:08	10

	creative “Should we put these in the bins provided?” “Let the bloody Wombles do it.” 10/09/23 11:14:31	10

	lol Tesco Delivery Substitution: Inflato-Mary Doll was not available. Inflato-Barry Doll will be provided at no additional cost. 02/08/23 9:31:18	10

	He was injured in the fall. 01/08/23 11:04:04, edited: 01/08/23 11:15:03	10

	Now in stock. 30/06/23 21:00:15	10

	“Any other side effects Mr Davies?” 18/04/23 7:46:06	10

	lol “Oh sh*t, put my clock back too far.” 26/03/23 11:56:54	10

	“That bloke with the beard’s making a friggin ark.” 26/02/23 20:05:16	10

	“I can’t leave here darling, I am inspired by this place, I am enraptured, Vincent has gripped my soul.” ‘There are painted boobies in the next room Dave.’ “Get the bag.” 20/01/22 21:13:53	10

	‘How high are we Mommy?’ “Three Valium and two E’s, totally buzzing my tits off.’ 18/01/22 21:09:26	10

	“After the 7th Fosters she started looking pretty sexy.” 27/12/21 12:50:13	10

	“Fancy an Indian?” 06/12/21 20:22:06	10

	After 2 hours Dave received assistance from Senior Management: “It’s the black wire.” 03/12/21 9:08:31	10

	lol “Pivot!” 12/10/21 19:24:39	6 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w3wmQAMoxQI reckon one of the Friends writers must have been a Douglas Adams fan. Strongly resembles a Dirk Gently scenario, although that did involve time travel and dematerialisation... --James Lennox
	lol Chinese wrestlers blamed for extinction in WWF mixup. 11/10/21 12:53:31	10

	When your wife tells you she booked you an appointment with the stylist that has a huge pair. 04/10/21 7:37:33	10

	Personally I prefer women with large melons. 23/06/21 11:01:59	10

	Dating with Sam "˜n Ella 05/05/21 11:12:49	10

	"Worried your husband will smell your breath and get suspicious? Keep your cupboard stocked with..." 22/04/21 11:09:43	10

	lol clever A Briefer History of Time 14/12/20 19:06:12	1 10
Damn, this is clever. It's a shame the late entries so often go overlooked. Nice find Scrijjy. --James Lennox
	"She wouldn't start but the AA man is here now." 23/10/20 11:02:16	10

	"He says 'here boy' and you just, obey?" 08/05/20 11:04:04	10

	lol "Grandad, I said you need to show them your pass." 25/04/20 20:34:15	1 10
He's hard of hearing but not hard of anything else. --Willie Johnson
	"We have one chair in stock, but there's a second coming in the warehouse." 22/02/20 8:58:05	1 10

	lol "Steve, looking good on site, may have grazed a pipe but I think we're okay." 29/08/19 8:36:32	1 10

	Poster Mortem 11/06/19 19:28:47	10

	Centaur parting 21/05/19 19:59:47	10

	"I'll do it next weekend dear." 11/02/19 20:24:55	10

	"On your head Dave!" 06/11/18 20:34:07	10

	Faithbook 27/08/18 19:34:55	10

	Beach cleared by floater. 14/07/18 8:18:13	10

	Asleep at his post 13/07/18 15:57:08	10

	Pipe Dream 13/07/18 15:56:26	10

	It matches the grandfather glock 03/06/18 19:51:51	10

	clever Flash car 13/05/18 19:10:52	10

	The kiss of death 25/02/18 8:01:53	10

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04/10/24
7:32am

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“These UV lamps are expensive to run at home.” [C CaMel]

Got to be the winner! Brilliant!

Mike Walsh

05/10/24
10:04am

comment on caption:
“No one knows which conditioner I use, but Brian may.” [C CaMel]

Woops, I just reread your original caption Cap Auth and realised I'd missed the 'of' sad face Not sure how I managed that, but I'm glad you picked up on it in the edit suggestion. Still really surprised I'm the only voter on this.