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07/02/24 20:02:25, edited: 08/02/24 11:12:40, suggested edits |
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Aha, so maybe I still could have used the one about a man wishing to give a big breasted chick a good ploughing ... darn ;) --James Lennox
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06/08/24 20:02:40 |
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Thank you for the comments and I’m really happy to have won. This will not help with my caption.me addiction! Thanks to Chris for such a great site and thanks for all of the laughs everyone has given me over the years. --C CaMel
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22/07/18 8:45:58 |
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Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
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11/06/19 20:00:49 |
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Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
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11/05/18 17:23:33 |
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Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
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30/12/23 9:03:08, suggested edits |
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04/11/21 8:08:24 |
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C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please --Chris Beach
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15/07/23 8:13:59 |
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21/04/20 8:04:16 |
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20/04/20 12:03:20 |
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12/11/12 12:07:39 |
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26/09/24 12:04:33 |
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Apologies, C C, missed voting on this pic. Have made amends in the Contributor round. --James Lennox
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26/11/23 8:01:55 |
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13/08/19 20:43:44 |
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19/01/19 20:19:53 |
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19/03/24 12:08:13 |
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31/12/23 8:18:12 |
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23/10/23 12:02:35 |
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05/09/23 12:01:16 |
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11/03/21 12:10:27 |
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I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". 🙃 --Troompa Loompa
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21/03/24 11:46:23 |
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28/02/24 12:35:58 |
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27/02/24 8:05:25 |
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10/12/23 20:03:14 |
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10/03/23 8:13:39 |
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28/04/21 20:37:01 |
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Congrats, C CaMel! Order something nice for yourself online! But, maybe don't use FedEx for the shipping....:^)-Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
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22/09/17 20:24:42 |
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Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
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22/10/16 20:04:29 |
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lol man --sandeep chahal
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06/05/24 12:21:41 |
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02/12/23 8:05:30 |
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30/10/23 8:10:48 |
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21/08/23 13:00:24 |
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Everyone knows that Global Warming will happen one day because Mickey will loose control of those bucket carrying brooms again. However it won't be a flooded castle basement this time. --Glyn Evans
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03/02/23 8:26:01 |
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28/11/20 8:32:51 |
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This is similar to what I ask for but they don't seem to understand what I mean when I say "Can you hold the sausage?" --Karyn Harrison
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28/06/19 8:21:50 |
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01/06/18 8:09:09 |
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07/06/24 12:09:38 |
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07/04/24 12:04:19 |
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"I won't be shelling out for one of those." --Karyn Harrison
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13/02/24 8:10:51 |
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18/12/23 20:02:10 |
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16/11/23 12:23:53 |
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Don't tell anybody, but I only use the same 26 letters to write my captions. No other letters, just a different order. --Willie Johnson
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28/07/23 8:08:15 |
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30/03/23 12:18:22, edited: 30/03/23 12:26:32 |
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20/01/22 20:55:13 |
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04/01/22 12:00:49 |
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14/04/20 8:51:39 |
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At least it's being appreciated now, Anon. Always look on the bright side of life. --Dave Bryan
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06/01/19 16:11:04 |
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13/05/18 20:09:48 |
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17/10/16 13:50:48 |
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What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx --Andrea Hickling
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12/11/12 12:04:44 |
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29/09/24 8:38:50 |
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04/09/24 12:04:34 |
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27/12/23 20:44:04 |
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30/06/23 20:20:20 |
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And a vulture for carry-on luggage. --James Lennox
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28/02/22 12:02:10 |
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06/02/22 11:30:38 |
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11/01/22 13:10:13 |
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And they've pissed all over the floor! --Mark Wilson
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15/12/21 8:25:37 |
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19/11/20 12:43:50 |
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That's a Princely sum. --Karyn Harrison
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18/09/20 11:06:49 |
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03/07/20 20:05:12 |
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13/08/18 20:13:54 |
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I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry). --Greg Curtis
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11/06/24 12:05:50 |
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30/01/24 12:12:34 |
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04/12/23 8:03:22 |
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29/11/23 12:04:58 |
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24/11/23 20:25:44 |
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06/08/23 8:01:56 |
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13/12/22 22:49:05 |
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23/11/21 8:12:35 |
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Break it to him gently that his husband owns the recycling bin as well. He can stay there for the time being until he can find somewhere better. --Glyn Evans
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23/06/21 12:10:23 |
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It's not so much the crossbow as he's cross-eyed. --Willie Johnson
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09/04/20 9:34:32 |
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29/09/17 20:02:17 |
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Perhaps he's too hoarse. --John Glover
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16/11/16 21:37:18 |
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Good caption but what about 'Scribbling Rivalry' ? --Smuldo
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12/03/24 8:29:34 |
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19/12/23 23:35:33 |
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17/12/23 12:04:41 |
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Pirelli-phant? --Willie Johnson
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05/12/23 8:42:03, edited: 05/12/23 11:25:40 |
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04/12/23 12:00:26 |
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17/09/23 8:06:22 |
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Cool bit of wordplay this. Nice one. :) --The Wolf
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24/08/23 12:53:23 |
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25/05/23 20:07:05 |
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27/03/23 8:01:39 |
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23/02/23 8:01:19 |
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Gardeners of the galaxy? --KimJong Pun
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14/10/22 12:04:43 |
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In the interest of "honesty" I should say that this is an old vote of mine I've reused here. --Willie Johnson
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06/12/21 8:45:57 |
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Very funny caption 😀
8:23pm
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“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]
Congratulations C CaMel. In the best tradition of caption.me, your excellent caption has given us a womb with a room. This caption really had teeth in it. There will be no need to feed you since you've won fifty pounds of cheddar (*slang for money*), you really brought home the bacon. It's also great that you're donating your bread for a prize at Christmas, an that event celebrates the birth of Jesus (very generous considering what Jesus did with some bread and wine). Some day maybe you'll look back with pride on this, as a highlight in a career as a captioneer and volunteer gynaecologist (or was it paid? No judgement here). Congratulations once again and well done.
9:11pm
comment on caption:
“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]
Thanks for all of the kind messages and for all the laughs your captions have given me on this addictive site, much appreciated!!!
9:15pm
comment on caption:
“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]
Very generous C CaMel, thanks very much. Although it would've been more generous if you had narrowed it down to an Arctic Expedition.
11:22pm
comment on caption:
“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]
Great caption C CaMel, one of those laugh out loud ones and a very generous gesture.
10:54am
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“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]
Congrats C CaMel for the best caption and big up yer for your donation and suggestion of a Christmas competition. It's peopleike you that make this community so inclusive. Nice one
12:53pm
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“In all my years as a gynaecologist…” [C CaMel]
I thought Lucan was the one on the far right, with the shaved moustache, in a dress. If not, better keep Lucan.
12:32pm
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Lord Lucan(left) before he went underground. [C CaMel]
I wish she had told me that before last night. Thanks for letting me know.
1:02pm
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Lord Lucan(left) before he went underground. [C CaMel]
It probably explains the disappearing act the morning after.
4:55pm
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Lord Lucan(left) before he went underground. [C CaMel]
Don’t rub it in, maybe her phone battery has died? She will call me.
5:15pm
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Lord Lucan(left) before he went underground. [C CaMel]