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	creative He got fed up with just fetching balls. 28/02/19 12:51:44	25

	"Watch out Dave, the coppers are behind you." 07/07/20 19:23:39	19

	After eating a whole group of monkeys, Susan washed the feast down with a few beers. 28/10/19 20:13:45	19

	The girls were on a site seeing tour. 13/08/14 19:00:15	19

	Spongebob knew that getting home from the pub this late meant one thing, the wife was going to wipe the floor with him. 09/08/20 19:14:51	17

	The Gee Gees 28/04/20 7:03:15	6 17
You whinny again --Vanessa the Guesser
	creative "It's incredible really, I only planted the bulb 3 weeks ago." 08/10/17 10:05:24	17

	lol clever Eventually all the tyres went down and Dave ended up with a block of flats. 13/10/16 11:00:20	4 17

	Smokey and the one armed bandit. 05/10/14 19:05:19	17

	"Have you noticed that there hasn't been a single car go through the safari park for a month or so?" "Yeah it's weird, we can't even do any window shopping." 24/04/20 7:44:06	16

	lol Cut the shit. 27/03/20 8:00:55	1 16
Nice. --Scrijjy Doo
	It was just Emily's luck to pick the horse on the carousel with loose nuts and bolts. 10/12/17 13:11:19	16

	"Yeah my new camera is fantastic it's even got knight vision on it." 02/07/14 19:12:42	16

	Foam alone. 14/02/13 8:51:31	16

	Orville and Dean 08/03/14 13:17:23	15

	lol "Stop crying you big baby, i said how much to paint my front door and you said Â£50 so we shook on it". 28/01/13 20:01:35	3 15
Thanks Gents. --Paul Reeve
	Staff at the home encouraged Ethel to smoke because it helped to disguise the smell of piss. 11/01/13 20:32:27	15

	Being a naughty Teddy, this wasn't the first time that he'd had a clip round the ear. 04/05/20 11:01:37	15

	Goes well with a coffee table. 26/09/18 15:06:30	15

	clever x2 Bloody hell lady, look what you've done to my skull." 27/08/18 13:23:16	15

	lol creative As hard as he tried Dave just couldn't cover up the fact that he was drunk as he went through customs. 13/08/17 8:43:53	2 15
Just the chuckle I needed this morning - thanks! --Pussy Galore
	Captions are a bit like a box of chocolates. If you don't get in early then normally all the best ones are gone. 03/11/19 20:42:26	2 14
Captions are a bit like a box of chocolates. They won't all be to your taste. --Dave Bryan
	As the bin juice ran down Dave's leg, he paused and thought....fuck it why didn't I try harder at school. 12/10/19 12:06:59	14

	Gripping the shaft with one hand and the helmet with the other, brought back distant memories for Edna. 19/08/19 19:50:03	14

	Tom Selleck is looking rough around the edges these days. 06/07/19 12:24:57	14

	Til deaf do us part. 08/05/19 13:08:57	14

	"Mmmm that filled a hole." 01/09/16 11:16:32	14

	Band On The Runs 30/03/16 19:14:33	14

	Jimmy decided to have a go at the Pole Volt. 05/05/13 11:53:49	1 14
Not many Poles can toss the caber. --Ian Mclaren
	Out of Action Man 29/04/13 19:14:29	14

	Post Notel Depression. 24/04/13 7:19:57	14

	"Quick Maureen this looks like a good deal, nip home and get our other kids". 31/01/13 8:10:53	14

	Arnold Short-snigger 18/05/13 19:03:13	6 13
What is offensive about the word snigger? In the dictionary it explains it and it is not offensive. --Cath Jones
	Julie was pleased with the shorts that Dave had got her for her birthday she just wished that he had nicked a pair with a smaller security tag on. 11/05/13 7:00:42	13

	"No Mr Jenkins you put your keys in the fruit bowl and your snake comes out later." 27/03/13 12:00:17	13

	The farmer hoped the Herbie-cides would solve the weed problem. 08/03/13 8:12:32	13

	Smokey and the Bad-knits. 18/02/13 20:05:35	13

	🎵 Thai a yellow fellow round the old Oak tree 🎵 06/02/13 12:00:13	1 13
A yellow nippon perhaps? --Guideaux
	lol "Hurry up love i've got some soup to fall into". 15/01/13 20:04:54	13

	"That's great news mum that you managed to get some Turkey Dinosaurs and Alphabet Spaghetti for my dinner tonight, I've got to go now though , I've got a bank to manage." 08/05/20 9:47:33	13

	Water Polo 01/11/14 12:00:30	13

	WARNING... SLIPPERY FLOOR 25/04/19 8:16:49	12

	Born into money. 05/08/18 19:13:38	12

	Looks like it could kick off here. 23/06/18 11:40:13	12

	Orckids 26/07/17 14:18:26	12

	"Trust me honey we will get a sunbed today." 23/06/16 8:40:01	12

	Sue was yet to master the rolling of a cigarette. 11/06/16 11:06:07	12

	lol Let's hope the next page isn't the honeymoon god knows what might pop up. 08/04/14 16:30:37	12

	At these prices it's a snatch. 22/10/13 19:00:46	1 12
haha, brilliant! --Jade Prior
	"I don't believe it this is the fifth Restaurant in a row that's got no Pizza they seem to be going down like Domino's." 10/10/13 19:00:14	12

	After his mother died giving birth to him Neddy had to be hand reared. 07/07/13 10:23:53	12

	"It's so fast it scares the crap out of me going round the bends." 02/06/13 11:10:32	12

	This was the scene of a drive by muting. 02/04/13 11:11:50	12

	They haven't got a Pot to Piss in. 18/03/13 12:02:51	2 12
That explains why they always piss up their savings. --Tosser Wivlov
	All hands on Beck. 13/03/13 20:00:53	12

	lol "Dad i'm scared, there's a Bouncey Castle following us." 02/03/13 15:49:31	12

	After plucking up the courage to come out of the closet Peter decided to put his lipstick on. 06/12/12 9:50:12	12

	clever Coffee Mate 04/02/21 12:58:18	11

	"Do you fancy a Shag?" "No, I've only got eyes for you honey." 02/07/20 11:24:49	11

	The humans round here are so lazy thought Tufty as he put the discarded slice of pizza into the bin. 31/05/20 11:07:59	2 11
Where do we know Tufty the squirrel from? Was he something to do with the Green Cross Code years back? ðŸ˜ --Karen Oakenfull
	"Dave if you slip and end up in hospital paralysed, would you like me to take care of your wife's sexual needs?" 04/03/20 13:44:26	11

	Souper Kings 28/08/19 11:00:33	11

	Mounting Bikes 10/07/19 19:12:49	11

	Chillettos 28/07/18 11:19:51	11

	lol Burn the other cheek. 14/09/16 11:09:01	11

	Heavy Petting. 10/09/15 12:13:31	11

	"Concentrate lads we don't want to go over the Handel bars again." 31/12/14 14:53:42	11

	Dolly Mixtures 01/12/14 20:07:40	11

	Whores drawn carriage. 22/10/14 19:08:57	11

	Stay tuned for the next gripping episode. 05/09/14 11:04:21	11

	"I'm thinking that you are still looking at my tits." 03/07/14 19:08:39	1 11
just noticed the box. --Steve Davies
	Dave always stopped for something to eat at quarter to three. 18/05/14 8:50:38	11

	Tom was caught trying to steal a tree and was given a long stretch. 24/11/13 12:04:44	3 11
Caught by Special Branch? --Chris Halliwell
	🎵🎵Oh I dalek to be beside the seaside. Oh I dalek to be beside the sea. 09/10/13 7:06:16	11

	Riding bareback was not good for his bullocks. 12/07/13 11:59:38	1 11
Seems plenty different to me. And this one is funny, in my humble opinion. --Tracy Davidson
	Postman Pat was just about to get fired. 10/06/13 7:04:31	11

	Tufty had been enjoying Fursday and hadn't expected Fryday to come so quick. 23/05/13 14:11:54	1 11
Can't wait till chewsday. --John Glover
	When teased about his weight Tubby would grin and bare it. 23/04/13 19:00:09	11

	Ugly duckring. 25/03/13 8:40:28	1 11
Not sung by Mike Reid I hope? Maybe Jonathan Ross ... --Gordon Bannerman
	Antique road show. 30/09/14 11:08:14	10

	"After reports from residents of someone looking through the windows Police have said they are looking for a peeping Tom." 04/06/13 19:15:47	10

	"I find the public toilets here a little too public don't you Dave?" 24/04/13 11:17:18	10

	"I really appreciate you taking me to Paris for a romantic break Dave, I just wish that our view of the city hadn't been spoilt by that great big pylon." 17/01/21 10:30:08	1 10
You'd think with all the high speed internet, they could finally take down that hideous radio tower. --Mauris Iocus
	clever "Tiddles,Tiddles, wake up darling, you're having a nightmare." 20/08/20 19:00:15	10

	Dave wasn't going to be caught out by the trick or treaters again this year. He had prepared an exploding pumpkin full of cat shit to get his own back on the little blighters. 27/10/19 21:45:10	10

	I go there for my anal holiday. 21/10/19 8:43:05	10

	"Dave, are you sure that your mother has knitted jumpers before?" 02/07/19 19:49:14	10

	His cousin smokes spliffs, he's a grass snake. 31/10/18 0:45:46	10

	"Bloody hell, trust Attenborough to turn up when I'm just about to take a shit." 23/12/17 8:09:43	10

	Dave was just about to drop a bollock. 20/10/16 19:32:52	10

	creative x3 Gran shows off her drop kicking skills by booting young Sean straight onto the back of the quad bike. 24/08/16 7:29:27	10

	A boot in the nuts is always painful. 08/08/16 11:26:22	10

	"Just don't pull your finger out Dave until we reach the toilets." 08/06/16 11:13:37	10

	creative "And make sure the lid is on the biscuit jar Dave you know what that bloody cat is like." 16/02/16 20:13:18	10

	It had taken ages but Dave had finally managed to shoe all the Pigeons away. 07/02/16 8:39:27	2 10
Sorry I didn't notice that one when I posted mine , maybe it's been edited if not I do apologise . --[anon]
	Kicking up a stink. 10/11/15 20:50:23	10

	Guantanamo Bay Window. 14/04/15 12:52:19	10

	clever X-Pat 09/04/15 11:06:06	10

	It was a catch 22 situation, all 22 of them wanted to catch the ball. 17/10/21 11:43:39	9

	Passing bamboo wasn't as easy as eating it. 05/07/20 19:10:54	9

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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Jonathan Allsopp

27/03/17
4:17pm

comment on caption:
"Admit it Roger, we are lost aren't we?' [Paul Reeve]

Surely he can't roger roger whilst flying?

[anon]

27/03/17
4:25pm

comment on caption:
"Admit it Roger, we are lost aren't we?' [Paul Reeve]

If he leans back and holds the joystick firmly between his legs.

[anon]

27/03/17
5:04pm

comment on caption:
"Admit it Roger, we are lost aren't we?' [Paul Reeve]

"Roger Roger? Roger."

Pussy Galore

27/03/17
6:23pm

comment on caption:
"Admit it Roger, we are lost aren't we?' [Paul Reeve]

Funny how the girls started the voting for this caption, isn't it? Anyone would think we're sadistic, lol.

Pussy Galore

28/07/17
10:32pm

comment on caption:
With his dick still throbbing Dave made a mental note to never again wee amongst stinging nettles on a windy day. [Paul Reeve]

Oh I'm not that mean, Pussy. I winced and smirked in equal measure. It's classic Dave though, love it. And I couldn't help wondering if the Author wrote from some personal experience?