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	Lenin casts his psychic abilities into Russia's future and sees a demonic clown selling cheeseburgers. 10/07/20 11:06:43	3 4
"And then we'll need some demonic, Clown-eating cheeseburgers. " That should clear out the American presidency and senate real quick. --Willie Johnson
	Prick Up Your Ear. 18/09/17 19:04:56	4

	Kickerus got too close to the sun. 12/03/14 12:01:40	3

	"Is it safe?" 09/03/13 12:37:44	3

	If this lorry parks illegally, does it end up with three tickets? 15/11/24 20:07:01	3

	"I wouldn't perch there if I were you, when he starts moving he'll headbutt you backwards" 06/11/24 8:50:16	3

	"Best Claw Game Ever!" 28/10/24 20:03:22	3

	"I'm a vespertarian" 20/10/24 19:07:21	3

	"Growing Underground, Growing Underground" 04/10/24 8:04:42	3

	The Cuntryside 01/10/24 8:50:21	3

	"This is stupid, but we have no apples" said William Tell 24/09/24 19:10:10	3

	After drinking it, it left me with a glazed expression 23/09/24 8:11:00	3

	Reel class 19/09/24 19:01:35	3

	Chunk food 15/09/24 19:03:48	3

	Pitch Not Perfect 03/09/24 14:38:04	3

	Dog Day Afternoon 22/08/24 19:10:46	3

	"Mr Torrance, I fear this is not Danny and you let him get away" 13/08/24 11:11:44	3

	Altargeist 23/07/24 11:01:45	3

	Queen 29/06/24 19:00:16	3

	"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" 08/06/24 19:07:14	3

	clever Defecate in luxury with the glitter shitter 04/06/24 19:02:50	3

	Z-Rex 29/05/24 19:04:10	3

	A rye for a rye 27/05/24 7:54:00	1 3
Ex-rye vision --Mr Dome
	"Yes I've come across the fake Spiderman in a plastic ice cube in my drink before ha ha very funny. Now tell me about the celebrity on my forehead, are they a musician?" 23/05/24 11:14:53	3

	"Is it appropriate to play the Last Post in a jacuzzi?" "Yes Dad, it's exactly like a rainwater filled shell hole but with hotter water and bubbles" 22/05/24 19:08:14	3

	"I do enjoy painting a land esc" 11/05/24 7:11:29, suggested edits	3

	Hot Veals 20/04/24 19:05:55, suggested edits	3

	Gran Turismo 20/04/24 7:47:51	3

	Snack Charmer 27/03/24 14:09:30	3

	"Putting a DIY picnic table together and serving afternoon tea isn't rocket science...but apparently it is" 25/03/24 20:29:16	3

	"Those Lilliputians should have never tied me down" 16/03/24 12:27:49	3

	The Milky Way 13/03/24 8:03:13	3

	Dukes of Lizard 25/02/24 9:56:20	3

	"Don't be so hard on yourself, I'd touch you with a barge pole" 24/02/24 9:35:28	3

	"There is no hand ball, we 're quadrupeds" 17/02/24 11:00:03	3

	"Hey guys, do you like my new battle helmet for our assault on Isengard?" 11/02/24 20:04:47	3

	Charmin' 09/02/24 9:38:20	3

	Lepyrd Skynyrd 08/02/24 20:16:40	3

	"Can we cook them over a fire like everyone else does rather than waiting for a lightning strike?" 10/01/24 12:07:19	3

	"Going, going, gone!" 30/12/23 20:05:46	3

	"Caught the mouse." "Hey this is no fun, what do we do now?" 09/12/23 8:00:35, edited: 09/12/23 8:10:25	3

	"Remember who you are Simba, you are the one true king" "Please fuck off Dad, I'm having a photo taken with my loving admirers" 02/12/23 8:42:20, edited: 02/12/23 8:42:39	3

	Barber Fett 27/11/23 9:10:30	3

	Raywatch 11/11/23 20:26:41	3

	Don't run with scissors otherwise you could end with an eiffel 07/11/23 10:58:31	3

	"Tag, you're it" 04/11/23 20:09:07	3

	The police have been known to sit on evidence 14/10/23 11:08:50	3

	"Congratulations! You have successfully completed your crash course" 29/09/23 16:54:23	3

	"Correction, I wasn't rude to you, I was rude to the hot dog. All I said was "five cents for that fucking thing!" 27/09/23 8:50:30	3

	Kite Moss 25/09/23 11:04:34	3

	"Do I tell her now that this house is owned by three bears or should I do a runner and leave her to face them? - They'd never know I was here" 10/09/23 8:29:38	1 3
It's an untold part of the story that was edited out years ago. Being only a minor character who scadaddles before the main action takes place, Black Quiff was written out. I guess you're only worth talking about if you get ca --Glyn Evans
	In October of 1994, three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland while shooting a documentary 05/09/23 19:16:20	3

	Scatwalk 04/09/23 19:11:31	3

	"Sorry, the match is flooded off today due to excessive rain" "Bollocks to that" 29/08/23 11:04:15	3

	"I remember the day like it was yesterday, this fella with a buzz cut plonked himself down next to me and started talking about his Momma saying life was like a box of chocolates as she'd never bother to read the filling guide or that there were no filling guides back in those days because they weren't concerned about allergies. Listening to him inspired me, it inspired me to put this bench here so that one day the nettles and gorse would grow through the cracks so there would only be room for one person to sit, so no one would ever have to listen to an entire stranger's life story if they didn't want to" 28/08/23 20:08:18, edited: 28/08/23 20:08:54	3

	When mobiles came about, that's when thinking started happening outside the box 28/08/23 8:50:25	3

	"I must say the cardboard cutout targets for the firing range are unique" 27/08/23 19:13:00	3

	Staffolding 04/08/23 8:01:40	1 3

	Shell suit 17/07/23 19:03:47	3

	creative "The tightrope walker's not going to like this" 15/07/23 11:35:03	3

	"What a lovely send off for Charlie, he was a wonderful goldfish" 04/07/23 19:17:44	3

	Edwina Cyclehands 01/07/23 9:53:09	3

	"Here take the bike, I don't want any trouble" 23/06/23 7:38:42	3

	"That ogre was a right grumpy bastard, it's much better to go this way" 20/06/23 11:01:45	3

	One screw over the Cuckoo's Nest 10/06/23 11:19:03	3

	"White folks were the only folks that were ever allowed to have any fun back in the day. Here's a picture of two of them, watching as a sparrow drowns in a segregated drinking fountain" 08/06/23 7:38:27	3

	"Is this a barge?" "No, it's a kennel boat" 26/05/23 8:23:59	3

	"You can never get over that new car smell" 17/05/23 8:02:50	3

	"What the fuck is going on with this cat flap?" 04/05/23 11:09:45	3

	"I thought they were quirky fashion shoes but nope, it's the T-1000. Get the shotgun out" 23/04/23 19:05:18	3

	"With the off slide rule..." 23/03/23 9:19:24	3

	"Which one's the pea under?" 21/03/23 20:09:43	3

	"What's your verdict on these new safety helmets?" "They're a bit silly, do we need them for wheelchairs?" 03/03/23 10:35:32	3

	It's looks big but you'd be surprised how much you can fit into your shopping trolley 18/02/23 12:00:16	3

	Forget test crash dummies, the best way to test out a car for faults is to release a flange of baboons on to it and see what they tear off. 17/02/23 12:00:29	3

	Shut Happens 01/02/23 9:13:23	3

	"Oh no! All three have appeared at the same time! How will it end?" 26/01/23 13:45:20	3

	"Neill got the job as an ambulance attendant, even bringing his own stretcher to the interview" 26/01/23 8:53:18, edited: 26/01/23 9:01:33	3

	"Who was fastest around the pole?" "Let's call it a tie" 17/01/23 9:17:15	3

	"This is quite nice, you said the mushroom was shit and tacky" 12/01/23 9:10:54	3

	Enthouse 11/01/23 20:02:09	3

	Even owls get hit by recessions. 07/01/23 8:00:15	3

	"That Jon Bon Jovi doesn't age, does he?" 21/11/22 20:00:15	3

	Bic n Mix / Sticky Snack Plastic 18/09/22 19:11:20, edited: 18/09/22 19:13:04	3

	"Please stay on the cycle pith" 17/09/22 19:00:53	3

	"That's A done, on to B..." 11/09/22 7:29:50	3

	"Excuse me Mister, can I have my head back please?" 07/09/22 7:20:11	3

	"Ha ha, missed me suckers!" said a delighted Carrie. 30/08/22 11:21:55	3

	"Your mission Agent Hunt if you chose to accept it is to go up the staircase without setting off any furbie..." 22/08/22 19:08:01	3

	"What do you think of the new benches?" "I have great expectations for them" 16/08/22 7:02:52	3

	"Get with the program!" 06/08/22 19:06:07	3

	Nimpuss Cloud 28/07/22 19:04:07	3

	"Piercing? Go to a professional" 09/07/22 14:51:03	3

	"He started to push it over but he fell asleep" "That's because he's a bulldozer" 01/07/22 7:43:02	3

	If anyone inserted that into my mouth or rectum, I'd be fuming. 15/06/22 17:59:59	3

	At least the kitchen floor is clean for a change 08/06/22 7:52:29	3

	No strings attached 22/05/22 19:06:44	3

	"Oh gosh! What have I done! That was friendly fire, right?" "It's fine, it's only a Boo Boo" 20/05/22 7:15:36	3

	"You know when you say there's a monster that eats people's socks and that's why you can never find the other one ...I think she's at the end of the bed!" 10/05/22 10:42:59	3

	I felt the stick was being unfairly treated so I threw the dog for it 24/04/22 7:35:08	3

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The hound of taskervilles.

[anon]

01/07/24
3:28pm

comment on caption:
Setter [Glyn Evans]

Yes, likewise with the vase of flowers.

Karen McDonald

02/08/24
11:12am

comment on caption:
That flower pot's annoying me. Chris please contact the ladies in the photo and ask them to move it more on to the table so it won't fall off. [Glyn Evans]

I bet that's why they've not moved it yet.

They're probably debating over whether it's a pot or a vase (although it's obviously a vase) and if they've been asked to move a pot, they can't possibly do that because it's a vase.

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