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	clever x3 RIPtide. 04/08/19 9:54:15	27

	lol Bureaucat. 15/06/15 19:18:24	26

	Land of the rising son. 19/01/24 20:24:09	21

	Sarah also had a chest freezer. 21/10/20 14:18:42	21

	Fruit and nut. 17/06/18 8:35:49	21

	lol creative clever Steve does not look too happy but he will soon be chuffed to bits. 27/08/14 5:38:03	21

	creative Panthouse. 11/03/24 21:16:42	20

	"...and he still couldn't find my G-spot". 28/02/19 10:05:00	20

	lol creative clever Dear Sir, I wish to complain about the helic. Dear Sir, I wish to complain about the helicop. Dear Sir, I wish to complain about the hel. 04/07/15 12:49:15	2 20
This is inspired. --Dan Nicholls
	Time Lord. 14/12/19 10:46:08	19

	Smart-ass. 19/01/22 8:50:08	18

	Is that a crop top? 12/12/21 8:21:53	18

	Giza kiss. 20/04/21 7:08:13	18

	lol "I'm sorry I'm late. I hit every traffic light on the way here". 17/09/20 19:03:54	18

	"Dad would not let her wear a mini". 02/12/19 19:36:12	18

	They are just out stretching their legs. 04/06/18 7:35:41	18

	clever x2 Entrance. 01/12/16 21:52:22	18

	lol "I've just taken off the petrol cap. I'm trying to run it on bee-pee". 26/08/16 11:14:06	18

	Mane entrance. 13/03/23 8:06:48	17

	An arrow escape. 16/05/19 12:02:00	17

	Junk male. 16/03/19 15:34:30	17

	Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits. Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits. Must keep eyes off Sarah's tits. 11/03/19 12:43:58	17

	Liz used to have a couple of pointers. 16/07/17 12:24:19	17

	Sundae service. 07/08/15 12:55:15	17

	Gertrude the blind milkmaid would probably never find out why she was so popular. 29/03/14 20:16:54	3 17
She might get smallcox --Mark England
	After losing a leg in the war, Rex had been decorated. 05/07/20 8:54:34	1 16
I hadn't counted the legs! --Molly R
	Peril Harbour. 15/06/18 14:46:21	16

	"When Sandra said she could tell the difference between an Indian and an African elephant I thought that she ment by comparing the size of their ears" 29/03/24 13:18:23	15

	"The climax of our trip". 03/12/20 20:34:29	1 15
Climb-ax? --Willie Johnson
	Gnome man's land. 02/08/20 7:59:31	15

	Rosie was also wearing cutlery drawers. 08/01/20 8:38:42	15

	lol Minor operation. 12/05/18 9:25:09	15

	Acrobat for windows. 06/08/17 8:37:15	15

	🎵 Sweet surrender. 🎵 17/11/16 9:31:16	15

	"It won't stand up in court". 30/09/15 21:07:27	15

	clever "After these I will have to do my roots". 12/07/20 12:48:30	14

	In 1977 it was reserved for a Ford. 05/04/20 19:26:21	14

	Bug eyed. 05/05/19 19:02:02	14

	Chest freezer. 06/01/17 16:11:13	14

	Protected species. 04/02/16 20:35:11	14

	Amazon wish to apologise for the delay in delivery of your ovulation fertility kit. 02/02/16 17:33:33	3 14
apologise. Great caption btw. --Leroy Brown
	"Just one more payment and it will be all ours". 01/10/15 19:10:32	14

	creative Womanhood. 08/11/14 18:41:33	14

	creative After being neutered we are left with an adder that can't multiply. 04/10/14 21:42:43	14

	clever Ten gallon hat. 24/03/24 9:20:10	13

	Male order. 14/03/23 8:00:20	13

	"He definitely has some issues". 24/12/22 12:58:40, edited: 24/12/22 15:56:28	13

	The bottom of the league. 26/03/21 8:06:43	13

	clever A mythrepresentation. 08/03/21 12:56:14	13

	Starting the business was easy. He just picked it up as he went along. 27/11/20 12:40:54	13

	"Hold it there. I see the offending leaf". 07/12/19 13:56:46	13

	lol Is the one on the right supposed to be Fred Astare ? 14/07/17 11:25:44	13

	"Who took the After Eights?" 29/10/15 20:01:37	13

	The shopkeeper liked Johnny Cash. 25/06/15 21:56:11	13

	offspring. 09/01/15 10:18:39	13

	...and 1 hour later he croaked. 11/05/21 11:36:45	1 12
Or you could say he snuffed it. --Karyn Harrison
	creative "...and from now on carry that pole with you when you are in rooms with ceiling fans". 10/12/20 9:01:30	12

	Spurs fan. 21/07/20 11:55:58	12

	We are sorry that he clothes we sent are unsuitable and will gladly replace them. Please use the boxes provided. 30/06/19 19:22:02	12

	EweFOs 25/03/19 21:07:01	12

	Spring lambs. 25/03/19 20:00:35	12

	clever Did he win the overall prize? 22/03/19 12:13:50	12

	lol creative clever Council inundated with complaints after fitting energy saving bulbs to changing rooms. 01/01/18 18:09:07	12

	clever "Did you remember to change the phone setting from BC to AD"? 26/12/17 9:07:03	12

	clever Lou Reed. 05/09/17 12:08:06	12

	lol x2 A greater than expected crowd attended Craig Eddie's welcome on board party. 30/07/17 14:47:45	12

	In black and white. ( no calor ) 19/07/17 20:08:44	12

	"Police suspect man of grooming". 25/05/16 4:24:21	12

	William had often talked about topping himself. 30/03/16 13:30:44	12

	"It was supposed to be Bo Peep but we couldn't get the staff". 25/11/15 14:08:36	12

	Notice for TNT deliveries. 05/11/15 12:07:25	12

	clever "Waiter. - I ordered a bottle of Pils and a glass. 15/02/15 14:49:52	12

	"He found a seat O.K. He went two steps forward and one to the right". 26/03/23 11:58:35	11

	House cat. 30/01/23 20:51:36	1 11

	"You spoil that moth". 27/02/22 10:06:21	11

	The dispute was later resolved at the small claims court. 02/12/20 15:24:37	11

	Lay preacher. 28/07/20 14:14:34	11

	Discharged seamen not allowed. 29/01/20 22:18:42	11

	North Korea prepare the helipad for the visit by Trump. 22/12/19 8:22:21	11

	Banger racing. 26/06/19 11:49:58	1 11

	clever Harvey Davidson. 19/04/19 11:21:29	1 11
Now that I see it, it is so obviously right - but it took over 20 minutes for anybody to come up with it! --Molly R
	creative Booby prizes. 06/01/18 12:01:50	11

	"These are some of the best books I've ever come across". 24/06/17 20:42:06	1 11
Undoubtedly --sandeep chahal
	clever Window locks. 18/02/17 21:05:14	11

	Barrow 1 Chesterfield 1. 31/10/16 15:32:27	1 11
Nod to the Spireites --Mr Dome
	Primary colours. 08/04/16 8:00:07	11

	The girls used to have hourglass figures. 31/12/15 9:51:20	11

	...and it turns into a purse when it gets cold. 22/12/15 17:38:41	11

	Space hopper's offspring is confirmed as bouncing baby girl. 11/10/13 22:06:51	11

	Minor production. 20/02/14 12:39:04	10

	"That's another non-voter disposed of." 09/02/14 6:05:33	10

	Eau de toilette. 17/01/14 13:38:20	2 10
lol --Annalise Samuel lapira
	The following morning would find them defending their case of funfair dismissal. 16/11/13 20:06:12	1 10
Clever :-) --Chris Beach
	The Domino effect. 05/04/23 11:17:12	10

	Cheddar gorge. 23/02/23 12:26:49	10

	"Get those mattresses back on the beds. The guests will be arriving soon". 11/12/21 15:27:08	10

	"Dear Mr. Jxcfeunhfz. Your order of 1x uyfghkmbcdfih has been placed and will be with you soon". 09/06/21 11:28:07	10

	The infectious smile of the Mona Lisa. 22/02/21 12:46:13	10

	"Tatty bye". 14/10/20 3:22:23	10

	Not all vicars are upright. 28/07/20 7:16:57	10

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He's had to get a trucking job to support his habit (and may have gained a little weight).

Willie Johnson

11/08/21
8:01pm

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Junkie food. [Kenny Ireland]

🎵Don't know much about history. Don't know much biology. Don't know much about a science book. Don't know much about the French I took. But I do know that I love you. And I know that if you love me too, water(wonderful)world it would be...🎵
(* From "What A Wonderful World" by Sam Cooke)

Willie Johnson

29/08/21
8:34am