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08/10/18 7:08:02 |
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Noah: "Sorry guys, I've zebras and lions on board, I'll improvise." --Pete
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No species is immune to Lego on the floor. 19/08/24 19:14:59 |
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No, I said create a sculpture which depicts OUR SOUL. 03/01/24 12:07:17 |
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My favourite this week! 😂 --Julia Kinsey
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22/09/15 19:06:38 |
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Don't move, you're turtally surrounded 18/01/24 12:03:48 |
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"Hello is that customer complaints? I need to return some goods...well, I ordered a leotard". 06/08/15 7:01:16 |
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From Amazon I presume. :-D --Chris Halliwell
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13/12/22 12:01:13 |
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06/06/18 7:09:42 |
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Can't come out tonight I'm washing my hare. 26/07/15 7:00:23 |
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He really hasn't been the same since we took away his accordion. 28/10/21 7:38:54 |
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04/09/21 11:01:48 |
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Love this caption. Brutally simple, but it still tells a story. Brilliant. --James Lennox
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16/07/19 11:04:15 |
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08/12/18 8:59:38 |
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24/09/20 20:51:37 |
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Dave had been isolating from his parents for 3 months. Now he is off home with all his washing... 01/06/20 11:14:32 |
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Gillette, the best a ma'am can get. 04/05/19 21:07:05 |
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Today's stars: Capricorn will be faced with an uphill struggle. 17/01/17 8:08:09 |
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Please let me give you a (be) xxx --Andrea Hickling
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That's the thing about the festive season, it does dragon a bit. 14/01/17 20:03:37 |
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19/02/16 8:00:07 |
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Meanwhile, Ironman is inside getting rid of creases in the curtains. 25/09/15 7:39:03 |
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Should've taken them to Ron Maidens --Mr Dome
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10/04/24 19:00:41 |
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21/12/23 8:20:50 |
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I see Aldi are doing spa days now 13/12/22 20:04:19, edited: 13/12/22 20:04:31 |
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13/09/21 11:35:15 |
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Don't worry Don, we'll Photoshop the PlayStation controller out. 02/11/19 14:04:28 |
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30/01/19 12:02:09 |
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For God's sake Dad, just light the barbecue. 28/01/19 8:13:49 |
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06/08/18 13:04:19 |
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As protest tshirts go, one asking for the abolition of the French word for 'No' is pretty random. 30/08/17 11:01:09 |
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"Oui did it!" --Greg Curtis
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26/01/16 8:00:54 |
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Neighbourhood watch crew catches lead thieves red handed. 04/08/15 11:00:05 |
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Canon Law --Leroy Brown
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25/04/24 19:09:21 |
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Great caption, Dan. For me, this is exactly what a caption should be. Something that makes you think of a situation, and laugh at it. Damn shame it didn't make the monthly shortlist. --James Lennox
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The cost of living crisis claims more victims today, trying to shake coins out of the sofa. 28/12/22 8:21:56 |
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19/12/22 12:33:07 |
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"Hello, is that the vet? Yes, it's my cat. He's eaten an umbrella." 22/06/22 8:33:23 |
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"Don't forget to tape Bugs Bunny for me". 31/05/22 11:06:31 |
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When I said….”shall we get a rabbit to spice things up”….. --Andy Bunting
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After losing the first 8 of his lives, Graham was particularly annoyed with the 9th. 18/04/22 11:04:05 |
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My name is Dave and I'm a talcaholic. 22/02/22 20:05:22 |
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Just seen this great caption but I think 'talcoholic' would be even better. --Dot Old
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Leaked photos of Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch on honeymoon. 30/10/19 20:00:36 |
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14/04/19 7:17:42 |
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Kicked you out for snoring too has she? 26/11/18 12:35:21 |
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07/11/18 20:42:22 |
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04/11/18 8:06:41 |
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Casper the overfriendly ghost. 15/08/18 8:26:51 |
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The crafty tortoise had outfoxed the hare again. 14/06/18 11:15:54 |
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03/02/17 8:01:14 |
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Thanks all, I love this site and our little community - often cheers me up on a dull day. I bore my wife to tears with it, but it keeps me off the streets... --Dan Nicholls
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26/06/15 11:06:01 |
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30/05/24 11:03:44 |
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It was at this point the doctor realised he had been on shift about 23 hours too long. 05/05/24 19:11:01 |
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That explains why there's always so many bikes in the canal. 25/03/22 10:53:23 |
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"Yes sir, aisle three by the squid rings". 15/07/21 11:23:12 |
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That 'No More Tears' shampoo is rubbish. 27/03/20 12:04:42 |
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23/07/18 7:59:32 |
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"I f*cking well WILL have a tiger", thought little Timmy. 25/05/16 8:06:32 |
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Thanks! If I had any supervotes, you'd get all of them :)(edit: Woo woo, I got a supervote!) --Michael Winner
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29/02/16 12:01:02 |
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20/02/16 8:39:08 |
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17/01/16 21:14:44 |
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So how do I get in? Nocturnal admission? --[anon]
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11/06/24 7:02:39 |
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20/01/24 20:03:33 |
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His Ma disnae think he'll get a girlfriend any time soon. 02/01/24 12:01:31 |
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Reminds me, I need to put the pigs in blankets in the oven. 18/12/23 12:03:08 |
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Rolling Stones deny being fossils 14/01/23 8:00:12 |
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Christ! Has anyone carried out a whisk assessment? 17/05/22 11:06:35 |
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The bike test is really harsh in India. 8 examiners accompany you on the day. 02/02/22 12:08:25 |
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Billy Elliott: The Midlife Crisis 27/11/21 8:05:35 |
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After you hit 60, it's difficult to guide it in. 10/06/20 11:00:33 |
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Speak for yourself I'm 66 & still hit bullseye every time. --Morgan .
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A great place to take the family out. 07/05/20 19:00:11 |
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24/07/19 7:22:32 |
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21/05/19 8:25:57 |
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Cheap, good head and goes down easy. 03/12/18 9:36:29 |
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17/09/18 19:00:18 |
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There, that will teach you. Now don't put it in the pencil sharpener again. 03/07/18 20:23:25 |
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I think he got the point. --John Glover
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11/02/18 21:58:17 |
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Mmmmm, nothing better than nice, crisp sheets. 01/03/16 8:06:17 |
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10/02/16 9:44:52 |
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02/10/15 7:00:04 |
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BRILLIANT --Bad Boy Dennis.
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Graffiti - wrong on so many levels. 16/09/15 11:04:14 |
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10/09/15 7:02:43 |
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04/08/15 7:00:07 |
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Great minds think alike. You beat me to it! --Greg Curtis
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23/06/15 7:02:24 |
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26/06/24 19:01:19 |
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Thanks babe, will ping u later. 13/05/24 11:05:07, edited: 13/05/24 11:05:55 |
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"Ooh a four leaf clover, about time we had a bit of luck". 19/01/24 20:11:18 |
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Fine, I'll fetch my own damn stick... 12/07/23 11:09:23 |
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06/12/22 20:03:10 |
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I said to leave it 10 minutes. 03/05/22 11:11:51 |
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I think it's dun. --Willie Johnson
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13/12/21 8:51:05 |
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"A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed." - Basil Fawlty --James Lennox
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Kevin, please for the love of God change your trousers. 21/07/21 11:04:01 |
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"No ma'am, you hang the medal round the neck". 22/05/21 7:04:04 |
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07/01/21 14:49:38 |
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Hoe-ly mole-y! --Willie Johnson
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Good morning welcome to McDonald's, have you been waiting long? 16/07/20 7:33:19 |
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Scooby Doo and the mysterious disappearing Scooby Snacks. 28/01/20 12:03:48 |
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The dress caused quite a stir. 08/01/20 8:07:16 |
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Proving once again that The Sun is truly gutter press. 31/12/19 8:48:58 |
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04/10/19 11:02:31 |
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Trump appeals for floating voters 03/10/19 19:03:09 |
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11/02/19 8:14:17 |
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14/01/19 8:02:59 |
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06/12/18 12:26:21 |
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"...then you just look through the view finder...am I boring you Mary?" 15/11/18 8:12:45 |
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I didn't notice Neptune's creases and I think it's different enough. What does the group think?
4:56am
comment on caption:
I see Steve is extreme ironing again. [Dan Nicholls]
I think the 'ironing' joke is basically the same.
5:27am
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I see Steve is extreme ironing again. [Dan Nicholls]
The ironing joke is totally different..and who doesn't look at a surf board and think of ironing...
Na'h move on Nod police.. there are bigger crimes out there.
8:56am
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I see Steve is extreme ironing again. [Dan Nicholls]
Anon1 and Anon2 are right that the ironing joke is the same, but 'Neptune' and 'extreme ironing' are two completely different twists on the same joke, so no need to delete but a nod would be appropriate.
3:36pm
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I see Steve is extreme ironing again. [Dan Nicholls]
I agree with Stoney McStoney face. A similar thing happened to me the other day when I posted a caption on the basis of someone unable to speak German and therefore smoked in an explosive area. Other captioneers posted later captions based on the same principle and they got votes and I didn't. Ultimately there wording of the joke was better and therefore they got the votes. Who cares. Fair play to them and I just moved onto the next caption.
7:06pm
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I see Steve is extreme ironing again. [Dan Nicholls]
I often need to be inspired by other captions before I can come up with anything myself. The 'Never give bubblegum to your dog' caption possibly wouldn't have been thought up had it not been for your gum/bum reference and we would've missed out on a great caption.
7:52pm
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I see Steve is extreme ironing again. [Dan Nicholls]
Sorry Wolf, I was one of the similar captions to yours, so I should have retro-nodded, but it was a blind entry after 52 seconds of furious fat finger typing on my phone, so totally original. There were a couple later that did make me wonder, but you've got to leave it up to the voters to decide who to vote for. At the end of the day even Shakespeare's first drafts would be decidedly average compared to the versions created by his editors.
Lol Karyn, I can almost guarantee that the "Never give bubblegum to your dog" caption wouldn't have come about without the gum/bum reference, and I see its author gave an appropriate nod :)
10:28pm
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I see Steve is extreme ironing again. [Dan Nicholls]
He dropped his Big Mac on someone once and the poor guy nearly suffocated.
2:59pm
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Clumsy old Gulliver. [Dan Nicholls]
Nice job.
12:43am
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Who says corn isn't filling? [Dan Nicholls]
* Manger's special
10:18am
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Blue cross sale on 'til Easter, when prices will rise again. [Dan Nicholls]