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"I warned you that smoking stunts your growth!"
18/06/19 14:02:31
"Damn! I thought it was sugar cubes, not Sweet n' Low."
07/08/19 14:37:20
"That last pigeon was very tasty... Do I have room for one more?"
23/09/16 23:01:25
"Relax, I'm just wiping my lipstick off."
21/09/16 7:17:45
Orange is the new greens.
30/05/19 19:42:03
"you should see the mosquito!"
19/01/16 0:43:41
"Do you mind if we piggyback? I need a ride."
16/06/19 13:18:09
"Too dressy?"
25/08/18 17:07:39
After a few cocktail Jimmy does his sit-ups standing up.
29/08/17 14:44:24
Captains last words in book were - water-logged.
12/04/17 16:44:30
Dog day afternoon.
20/03/16 21:03:10
"These used to be my breast implants."
21/06/19 19:23:03
"Damn pigeons!"
09/06/19 15:02:58
Atmosphere people for a Woody Allen movie.
09/09/17 21:43:34
In Trump we don't.
07/01/17 8:56:04
"Will work for carrots."
15/08/16 19:15:31
"If you can correctly identify this smell you will be free to go."
10/01/16 20:11:06
Most good citizens just leave a note.
17/11/15 20:15:01
"According to this...I'm dead!"
25/10/15 20:26:41
"Flush it dammit -I'm going blind!"
19/09/15 7:08:11
Showing their shortcomings.
11/09/19 11:24:12
And fossil fuel.
08/08/19 19:01:17
"My parents were both gorillas, but these damn cigarettes stunted my growth."
09/07/19 13:58:22
"I'm leaving you-I found someone who owns his own aquarium."
09/06/19 15:00:35
"We specialize in backyard barbeques."
10/03/19 18:19:06
Damn this pavement is hot!
12/06/18 19:27:22
Sandal mops are now sweeping the nation.
18/04/17 19:01:29
"That was some good weed- now where did you park the car?"
23/09/16 7:59:49
"My parents never had the convenience of road kill."
20/09/16 8:21:08
Silver back feeding time.
08/06/16 19:24:02
"Why is daddy kissing uncle Billy?"
25/03/16 6:45:17
This location is for 'The Birds.'
22/03/16 0:16:55
Son of a bitch.
12/12/15 8:19:57
Dogwood.
09/03/20 21:28:59
Lipstick melted in my purse.
11/01/20 3:25:18
"Where the hell did I leave my kids?"
03/01/20 19:10:33
"i'm a single mom with great abs."
12/12/19 0:58:31
Anybody have change for a dollar?
01/12/19 15:12:52
"Sara, Cover your legs, we're in France."
05/09/19 20:13:02
"I'll be tagging along for a while kitty. We're in a no-fly zone."
02/09/19 16:05:28
Breakfast rolls.
17/08/19 19:22:41
"Loose change anybody?"
30/07/19 15:29:13
Aunt hill.
14/06/19 16:02:32
Dummies on display.
05/06/19 16:24:31
"The kitchen staff scraped this off the floor just for you!"
06/05/19 14:30:08
"I slept like a rock."
16/02/19 20:07:28
...and the Russians give him a 9.5 for difficulty on the uneven bars.
27/08/18 4:41:46
"The judges want to see my urine specimen."
06/07/18 19:51:38
Ex-husband says its false advertising.
11/02/18 17:52:30
Palm reader.
30/08/17 21:43:46
"Concentrate, concentrate, how do I make a margarita?"
29/08/17 16:02:39
"Keep looking- I need that other shoe."
08/07/17 17:26:12
"Can you hear me now!"
06/09/16 20:08:03
Results of washing car in hot water.- shrinkage.
09/04/16 15:40:47
Pullets.
01/04/16 8:52:53
"I just can't seem to hit the high notes."
05/01/16 0:56:10
After 10 years of being a prison bitch.
11/11/15 22:50:30
First annual nail drying competition. circa 1932
05/10/15 2:01:43
""Let's hope harpooning is prohibited."
02/10/15 19:37:59
"I can't read that shit- take me for a walk."
09/05/20 14:34:31
Boys in the hoodies.
26/02/20 0:14:23
"Not my size or smell."
05/01/20 16:37:38
The In-laws are here.
20/11/19 19:46:36
Dead man smoking.
12/09/19 20:32:16
"Please make the cat disappear."
06/09/19 19:43:21
"I raised my hand first Coach-I know the answer."
30/08/19 21:06:50
Harpo Marx at Studio 54.
12/08/19 14:37:20
"Tacos for everyone!"
07/07/19 16:24:38
"Your prostate feels fine."
22/06/19 8:06:55
Steak Tar Tar.
20/06/19 19:31:50
"Honey, some creep with a headache is trailing me."
09/06/19 19:23:05
"Oh no, I can't believe I just bought another checkered shirt."
09/06/19 15:09:06
Open season on butterflies.
01/06/19 19:58:21
"Wow, mommy! Just like E.T."
01/06/19 16:29:02
Reading Sand Scripts.
17/05/19 14:01:20
Loo with a view.
11/05/19 22:23:36
Jack Benny Calculating his taxi ride tip.
15/03/19 2:44:35
Sports Illustrated swimwear model"”Moscow edition.
11/03/19 21:51:04
Rudolfs half ass brother.
09/01/19 18:11:11
"OK, OK, I won't ask for your number again."
04/10/18 16:58:32
Flight attendants inflight instructions on Virgin airlines.
06/06/18 23:32:55
"Can't get that bitter taste of defeat out of my mouth."
15/04/18 16:11:09
Freeze frame.
04/04/18 14:32:31
Skinheads.
20/01/18 18:11:43
Twin peeks.
30/11/17 20:50:30
"I wish I knew where I hid my Ray-Bans."
13/08/17 21:23:49
Not a good relationship - he's just stringing her along.
04/07/17 17:54:34
"I don't kiss on the first date."
29/06/17 1:04:42
"And to think my parents said I wouldn't amount to anything-seriously what were they thinking?"
22/05/17 20:38:45
Flexible housing.
04/05/17 23:45:09
Volunteer greeter at United Airlines.
27/04/17 4:10:52
Paul Revere and the Raiderette.
10/03/17 1:04:40
Easy to help because he's a little light.
16/01/17 20:17:23
"That's not your butt!
28/12/16 21:17:26
"Hi I'm your new TOOTH fairy."
16/12/16 18:01:08
"I flossed just for you!"
16/12/16 17:19:12
"I better cover my legs-I smell French cooking."
12/11/16 16:51:21
"No one takes me seriously anymore."
11/11/16 20:14:36
Are those Testicles or is he selling cantaloupes?
10/11/16 5:23:07
The ad for the new drug said that side effects may differ in each case.
21/09/16 19:11:18
20.00.21
comment on caption: Silver back feeding time. [larry G.]
Which caption do you mean?
Silverback already done at 20.00.21
I THOUGHT MY CAPTION HAS A DIFFERENT THOUGHT PROCESS THAN ONE IN QUESTION-I'LL BE HAPPY TO WITHDRAW IF THERE'S A PROBLEM-
Sorry I was looking in the wrong place, yes I did miss it.
I like them both.
Iwww.
comment on caption: "These used to be my breast implants." [larry G.]
How many green miles does it do to the gallon?
comment on caption: Dead man smoking. [larry G.]
email us
20.00.21
10:08pm
comment on caption:
Silver back feeding time. [larry G.]
Which caption do you mean?
10:18pm
comment on caption:
Silver back feeding time. [larry G.]
Silverback already done at 20.00.21
10:48pm
comment on caption:
Silver back feeding time. [larry G.]
I THOUGHT MY CAPTION HAS A DIFFERENT THOUGHT PROCESS THAN ONE IN QUESTION-
I'LL BE HAPPY TO WITHDRAW IF THERE'S A PROBLEM-
11:00pm
comment on caption:
Silver back feeding time. [larry G.]
Sorry I was looking in the wrong place, yes I did miss it.
11:04pm
comment on caption:
Silver back feeding time. [larry G.]
I like them both.
8:40am
comment on caption:
Silver back feeding time. [larry G.]
Iwww.
9:18pm
comment on caption:
"These used to be my breast implants." [larry G.]
How many green miles does it do to the gallon?
6:10am
comment on caption:
Dead man smoking. [larry G.]