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08/09/22 7:01:34 |
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Nice one Vanessa ... if you celebrate with a drink ... 'Down the hatch' --John Glover
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He's in for a shock. There's a conductor on board today. 27/04/19 11:09:49 |
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I feel lucky to have won as I was up against some brilliant high scoring captions this month. Thank you for the votes, supervotes and kind comments! --Vanessa the Guesser
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Please dispose of crampons in the bin provided. 18/03/23 20:09:57 |
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Luckily, there was a Constable nearby. 12/08/23 11:22:25 |
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Better than showing off her Wotsits. 10/03/24 20:31:31 |
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"We always take a few magazines to bed." 16/02/24 8:02:26 |
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None of the magazines are Loaded but there a couple of Nuts and Maxims somewhere --Mr Dome
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08/08/20 7:05:57 |
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Thanks everybody! I really appreciate all the support and the lovely uplifting comments. :) --Vanessa the Guesser
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11/10/24 7:01:04 |
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"What's the frequency?" 28/09/24 11:06:53 |
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Vanessa kindly made a large deposit into the 2024 Dave Awards fund! Much appreciated, Vanessa! --Chris Beach
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25/07/20 11:02:49 |
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Icy too --Willie Johnson
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11/02/19 12:01:55 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind messages, they are much appreciated. Hope you all have a great weekend! --Vanessa the Guesser
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20/09/18 7:05:14 |
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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
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That would explain the Yellow Pages. 24/10/22 19:00:13 |
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"Come on now, it's pasture bedtime" 27/09/22 19:01:39 |
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It's no wonder they remained unseeded. 06/09/22 19:09:55 |
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"My joystick's not working." 10/08/24 11:14:49 |
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02/03/24 12:07:56 |
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27/12/23 8:09:34 |
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"I'm more used to driving Double Deckers." 18/08/23 7:12:15 |
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25/03/21 20:00:07 |
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Thank you for the votes and kind comments. I hope you all get the chance to put your feet up and have a great Easter! --Vanessa the Guesser
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18/04/20 11:11:28 |
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11/07/19 7:18:11 |
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30/04/19 11:21:58 |
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"Are you one of those Harey Bikers?" 03/05/24 19:10:10 |
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I thought I heard the delivery guy knocking. 17/02/24 12:01:37 |
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"Bit disappointed with this Plenty of Fish website.." 09/12/23 8:03:25 |
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Too many old trout? --Al Overy
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Parenting tip #21 - Do not allow your children to go up the chimney in search of Santa. 26/04/22 7:17:06 |
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"Is the top one Preacher Man?" 20/10/21 19:00:24 |
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Yes, he was, he was, ooh, yes, he was --Dot Old
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19/01/20 13:30:10 |
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31/03/24 7:16:35 |
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29/10/23 20:03:08 |
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At least, it's a stable job. --John Glover
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17/06/23 11:01:48 |
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05/02/22 8:00:09 |
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20/06/19 19:01:49 |
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German kids like to reserve their place in the ice cream queue. 07/12/24 12:04:41 |
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I wouldn't worry. It's not often that Scotland get anything in the back of the net. 23/10/24 19:08:54 |
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"Cycling really makes my calves ache." 24/08/24 7:09:58 |
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26/08/23 19:08:19 |
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"What a ridiculous orange nose!" thought the snowman. 03/06/23 19:00:31 |
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09/02/23 20:01:57 |
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I keep tripping when I wear these. 05/08/22 20:03:39 |
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The photographer was slammed for airbrushing the basketballs from this picture. 15/06/21 7:48:11 |
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27/06/20 11:04:09 |
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Phone Bogx --Flo .
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I don't know about buses but 3 old men came at once. 10/05/20 11:09:22 |
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Some of us still love a hairy Regina. 04/05/19 19:15:39 |
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24/04/19 19:00:24 |
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"Mum, please can I go out tonight?" 07/12/24 8:04:45 |
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"I'm worried that my hairline is reseeding." 03/12/24 8:03:19 |
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29/09/24 11:09:19 |
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28/08/24 19:08:50 |
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5 years we've been married and never a crossword. 13/07/24 7:12:11 |
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"Don't worry, I won't eat you. Parrots repeat on me." 16/03/24 20:04:30 |
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She's refusing to take it lying down. 13/01/24 12:02:28 |
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"There's no rush. I told my wife I'd come in at 20 to 1." 08/09/23 7:42:41 |
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"Where's the cat that got the cream when you need him?" 29/09/22 19:04:38 |
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26/02/22 12:03:50 |
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Poor Bacon. They never managed to cure him. 11/04/21 12:24:36 |
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Who you gonna call? Ghostbuskers 21/03/20 12:00:10 |
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There is no Dana. Only Zuul. --Scrijjy Doo
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18/03/20 20:27:47 |
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09/03/20 12:00:12 |
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I didn't realise it was Leslie Ash Wednesday 04/03/20 8:03:15 |
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Very funny. Not an easy photo to caption. --Dave Bryan
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27/12/19 20:00:11 |
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You can usually spot penguins by their peculiar gates. 02/02/18 9:11:01 |
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When you get Heather Mills for Secret Santa. 19/10/24 7:02:32 |
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They've just dropped off their kids at the nursery. 05/02/24 20:07:02 |
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17/10/23 19:24:28 |
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Wham! He was struck from behind by a careless Wispa. 18/08/23 7:08:44 |
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"It says here that it's good manners to remove swimming caps whilst eating." 03/05/23 7:02:12 |
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😂 --Julia Kinsey
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08/02/23 8:00:08 |
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Or a nosey parkour --Mr Dome
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28/10/22 19:17:39 |
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She only married him because he's loaded. 01/10/22 19:11:23 |
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He's been shopping in his natural Habitat. 12/09/22 19:00:27 |
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03/09/21 7:19:05 |
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24/08/21 7:00:37 |
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05/06/21 7:16:15 |
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"Shit..." 22/01/21 12:33:21 |
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"Waiter, there's a hare in my soup. What's it doing there?" "I believe it's doing the backstroke sir." --Willie Johnson
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They think it's all over.. It is now. 26/10/20 20:03:22 |
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25/07/20 11:01:16 |
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16/04/20 19:03:38 |
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03/04/20 19:00:09 |
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"I'm just off out clubbing now, mum!" 13/03/20 20:02:58 |
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She'll be 'Dancing on the sealing' --Mr Dome
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30/12/19 16:56:53 |
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The clitoris fancy dress party was poorly attended as hardly anyone could find it. 21/12/19 13:31:38 |
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28/12/18 12:00:41 |
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When you need to look fetching. 05/10/18 12:36:36 |
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George is really coming out of his shell. 02/07/18 19:00:28 |
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02/02/18 12:30:31 |
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10/04/17 11:30:43 |
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I sent all my kids to boarding school. 25/02/17 12:00:14 |
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Best caption for some time in my 'umble opinionG --Gf j
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It's pointless Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong trying to hide on holiday. 10/01/17 8:21:51 |
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My first laugh out loud moment of the day. Thanks! :D --Pussy Galore
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09/07/24 19:00:50 |
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He normally likes a roll on his back. 05/06/24 7:12:20 |
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27/03/24 12:00:43 |
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13/02/24 20:33:02 |
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11/09/23 19:04:34 |
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Contest over. --Scrijjy Doo
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They're hoping to win the cup. Along with the knife, fork, spoon and the plate. 31/07/23 19:16:47 |
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It's nice to have at least one square meal a day. 04/04/23 19:03:28 |
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If you prefer dogs, there's a Yorkie in the other vending machine. 15/02/23 8:03:09 |
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Shortly after he became a goody-two-shoes. 04/02/23 20:19:21 |
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Passing a hard stool had inflamed Gran's IBS. 18/01/23 8:01:30 |
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Well done, Vanessa. Three captions in the top ten is quality stuff.
7:58am
comment on caption:
Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well done to you 🙂👍🙂 on your receiving your prize.
11:41am
comment on caption:
Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Thank you all for the votes and comments, much appreciated. I'm unable to private message you Chris, but could you please donate my winnings to the prize fund?
11:57am
comment on caption:
Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Very kind of you Vanessa. Thanks so much!
Please let me know your preferences: 2022 or 2023 prize pool, and either increasing the monthly prize or adding a bonus prize?
11:59am
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Many congratulations, Vanessa - a superb caption. If only Boris had been worming his way into No. 1...
1:54pm
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well done Vanessa. A really good caption which similar to the winner was based around a number. And well done for supporting the site too 😁
2:35pm
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Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
Well done Vanessa, I guesser real winner. 9 out of 10 at least. You might be wishing it worm more, but donating 25 pounds back to the prize fund is still very generous. (And apologies for only reading the first line of the winner announcement at first and thus being late to congratulate.)
12:34am
comment on caption:
Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]
I can't wait until mine are that age when they can drive themselves. Seems I spend my days just driving the kids around from one thing to the next.
7:58pm
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"I'm teaching the kids how to drive." [Vanessa the Guesser]
I'm the same, driving my sons everywhere, feels like being driven round the bend. But equally, not so sure how safe they'll be when they can drive themselves in a few years so not really looking forward to that!
3:47pm
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"I'm teaching the kids how to drive." [Vanessa the Guesser]
The Simpsons foresaw President Trump. Could Caption.me have foretold the return of Boris?
11:09pm
comment on caption:
Boris is already trying to worm
his way back into number 10. [Vanessa the Guesser]