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lol creative clever 18/07/22 11:04:26		18 35
Great caption. And Vivvy has very generously donated her prize back to the prize pool - thank you very much. --Chris Beach

creative x3 25/09/23 11:21:49, edited: 15/03/24 18:19:20		20 31
Thanks, everyone, for your kind words and funny comments. I'm so glad that James' caption was able to receive the recognition it deserved too, very worthy. And as always, thanks to Chris for all the work you do for us. Today begins a new month so we' --Vivvy En

lol x3 29/01/22 8:14:53		22 30
Thanks everyone, you crazy bunch. You keep me sane, you really do. Thanks also to Chris - caption.me remains my favourite hang-out. And my gratitude also goes to Lizzie's dysfunctional family for providing us with excellent captioning material. --Vivvy En

lol x2 11/04/20 7:13:29		22 29
Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ... --Vivvy En
	"Might you be pregnant, Tina?" 15/03/24 8:19:44	1 27
"Probably, I always seem to get pregnant in March." --James Lennox
	lol clever "I do hope Dave and Sandra are okay at the kennels." 29/09/22 7:27:36	27

	creative "Oh, that's better. I kneaded that." 03/07/21 19:36:21	2 27
I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :) --Al Overy
	lol "You think you've got problems," said the potatoes. "They gouged our eyes out!" 12/01/24 12:18:23	26

	"Waking up in the gutter, lads, that was some stag do." 11/01/24 8:05:25	23

	lol "Do you mind...? I work nights, you know." 28/02/19 20:54:27	23

	There's a message in there somewhere 24/03/24 8:19:58	22

	Dinner's on me 29/01/24 20:15:59	22

	For those who like a flutter on a horse 12/05/23 11:31:52	22


lol clever 31/05/21 11:46:42		22 22
Big thanks to Chris and also for the kind words from my fellow caption addicts. I just love being a part of this crazy creative community :) --Vivvy En
	When you wish you hadn't forgotten your wallet 25/03/24 12:02:10	21

	lol creative Sometimes, you just need to treat yourself to some new boots. 22/02/24 8:07:10	21

	The Lord certainly does move in a mysterious way 01/08/23 19:09:17	21

	"Why are you upset...? I said 'I'd give you a ring from Cartier'." 03/09/19 12:31:20	17 21
Thanks to everyone for your kind comments and votes. I am reeling from the shock! To be in the captioners gallery is an accolade I truly never expected. I am honoured. A big thank you goes to Chris for providing this platform for us lovers of word... --Vivvy En
	clever x4 Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot 11/06/18 19:39:08	2 21
Took me a while, just twigged it.Great caption. --John Glover
	I just hope she doesn't tread on Pooh 17/09/24 7:12:04	20

	"See THAT...? THAT is how you do a French manicure." 11/08/20 11:32:31	20

	Purrverts 07/07/20 11:06:54	20

	One of my rasher purchases 01/09/18 7:23:17	20

	Clearly they have some very bright pupils 30/08/18 19:25:06	20

	"...but Noah I've got TWO wives!" 21/09/23 19:08:05	1 19

	Putting the 'fun' into funeral 01/05/23 11:10:41	19

	creative "So tell me again. You bought a six inch strip of land and..." 16/07/21 11:23:16	19

	Fried and gone to heaven 27/08/18 11:16:33	19

	lol "Mum... The dog's eaten all the cheese and pineapple 01/04/17 7:22:41	2 19
Thanks, Pussy. It's my highest vote score to date. Thanks for the votes folks :) --Vivvy En
	"It's bleedin' uncomfortable." 06/10/24 7:41:42	18

	clever "Hmm, I could put you on the donor list. Or you could have a good look down the side of the sofa and in the dog's bed?" 31/03/24 19:38:40	18

	"I'm not sure, Gerald. What's wrong with fifty shades of grey?" 25/07/23 7:02:40	18

	"I had a bad reaction to this and went to A & E. I waited ages to be seen." 05/12/22 20:27:40	18

	He's going to need a bigger newspaper 19/06/22 7:03:33	18

	lol "Dave, just give me back the salmon and we'll say no more about it" 23/05/21 7:41:39	18

	Synchronised swarming 18/10/20 7:45:30	18

	"Would you do us a favour and fetch my stick?" 20/07/20 7:25:19	18

	lol I can't see the point of these 08/09/18 19:04:05	18

	"I tried a bottle and took a shine to it, polished it off." 23/09/24 7:44:53	17

	creative 🎵 Pump up the volumes 06/05/24 7:12:34	17

	They didn't let their terrible colds spoil the day. 05/04/24 7:22:29	17

	Dave was out canvassing for votes on behalf of the Conservatories. 07/05/23 19:13:37	17

	"It's octuplets again, Mrs Petrov." 18/11/22 8:00:12	17

	"Where did you get all your bling from?" "Mumbai." "Oh, that's very generous of her." 04/11/20 15:06:08	17

	Culture shock 30/05/20 19:49:04	17

	Not often seen in a Quality Street 14/08/24 7:06:51	16

	Dressed to kill 30/07/24 7:02:35	16

	They're the cat's pyjamas 08/02/24 20:06:09	1 16

	creative Jacuzzi Cousteau 23/06/23 11:44:48	16

	"Nobody's gonna call me a couch potato." 08/05/23 11:00:13	16

	🎵 I'm Singh in the rain 07/05/23 7:01:35, edited: 07/05/23 7:01:48	1 16
Is that the Brollywood remake? --Karen McDonald
	"Now we have the x-rays we can clearly see there is no change." 06/11/22 8:38:34	16

	Try not to call everyone 'Dave'. 12/08/22 19:16:20	1 16
Just call them all 'Bruce'. --Willie Johnson
	lol creative Sat in the waiting room Dave was absolutely bricking it. He'd heard the giant sandpaper tongue lacerations were excruciating but he really wanted rid of his tattoos. 07/08/22 7:34:04	16

	clever The plight of the bumblebee 25/01/22 8:00:50	16

	"I'll have to go, I'm out of lolly." 05/12/21 8:05:07	16

	"Here's some cream for it." 25/06/21 19:03:42	16

	lol "You really should see a vet about that conjunctivitis." 20/04/21 13:08:41	16

	"Who lives there?" "A stuck up cow." 16/02/21 20:00:25	16

	Game over 26/10/20 20:01:19	1 16
Lol --Glyn Evans
	lol Dave's action shot was ruined by a bunch of dorks 01/04/20 7:16:50	2 16
Still laughing at this ðŸ˜‚ --Karen Oakenfull
	I know the name but I don't recognize their faeces 07/04/19 19:13:06	16

	creative 🎵 Sisters are doing it for their selfies 🎵 27/08/18 19:09:05	16

	"Anyone ready for craps in the lounge?" 22/08/18 7:33:16	16

	lol Dave's dad hadn't quite grasped the rudiments of 'Spin The Bottle'. 18/01/17 20:08:11	16

	🎵 These boots were made for walkies 🎵 22/05/24 7:17:29	15

	"Im guessing you don't comb here very often?" 06/04/24 19:05:19	15

	Baited breath 14/03/24 8:36:08	15

	There were no guests, it was a privet affair. 12/11/23 12:13:09	15

	Weburyanycar.com 06/10/23 7:17:03	15

	lol "Thanks, Gran. The jumper fits perfectly." 08/04/23 19:00:10	15

	May the force pee with you 28/03/23 11:02:26	15

	Best buds. Their relationship has really blossomed. 13/07/22 19:23:23	15

	'Fetch!? In these heels? You must be kidding.' 30/06/22 19:17:07	15

	lol x2 Raj let out the biggest fart imaginable. It caused quite a stir. 06/12/21 20:36:29	15

	Euston, we have a problem 14/11/21 8:47:42	15

	"Sesame Street? Hmm, take the third left then it's first on your right." 24/07/21 7:04:45	15

	A prime example of why single-use plastic drinking straws were banned. 09/07/21 7:16:11	15

	"...and where did you grow up?" "Oldham, Sir." "Oh, don't mind if one does." 27/05/21 19:34:51	15

	🎵 Always look on the bright cider life 13/01/21 20:23:51	15

	How to scare the crap out of a woodpecker. 29/10/20 20:49:55	1 15
And lose an eye! --Karyn Harrison
	"Dinner's on me..." 12/09/20 19:22:44	15

	'Wish I'd never taught them how to play games on their phones' 29/05/20 11:12:51	15

	He's become part of the furniture... 08/07/19 19:14:31	15

	lol "Love, you sure that new washing powder is colour-safe?" 16/06/19 19:39:27	15

	For the fashion-conscious deep sea diva 02/03/19 10:17:32	15

	"Well, I've had Stella, Brandy, Margarita, Sherry, Shandy, Chardonnay, Tia and Maria. I s'pose I must've asked for it." 19/01/19 14:14:59	15

	A fishful of dollars 28/12/18 12:08:51	15

	"I tried lifting a mini once - I got slapped across my face" 07/12/18 13:35:03	3 15
I guess he likes to get slapped across the face? --Molly R
	clever Sagittarius: You're feeling a strong urge to share your load but be careful or your hard work may go down the pan. Today's lucky number: 2. 05/09/17 8:11:00	15

	"OMG! The snow plough's coming!" 06/12/16 8:08:11	15

	clever So, are you a leg or breast man? 09/09/24 11:24:47	14

	creative ...and I've just been cured of my foot fetish 12/02/24 8:04:47	14

	"I think you were a brilliant Prime Minister, Liz." "Thanks, Mum." 22/09/23 9:21:53	14

	Would-be suitors should see how many loyalty points she has 07/09/23 11:54:31	14

	"At night, if we're really quiet we can hear the moths coughing." 23/08/23 7:27:46	14

	"That's the last time I sit on the top deck. I missed my bloody stop!" 15/09/22 19:03:06	14

	No, I would NOT like the matching trousers. 02/07/22 7:47:07	14

	Haircutting: In Three Easy Steps 18/06/22 7:13:24	14

	It was an unfortunate way to find out her mother had a prosthetic arm. 18/01/22 20:39:06	1 14
Film at 11. --Scrijjy Doo

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Wonderful caption!

[anon]

08/08/22
7:58pm

comment on caption:
🎵 Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Catty
I've come home, I'm so cold
Let me in your window 🎵 [Vivvy En]

Just call them all 'Bruce'.

Willie Johnson

12/08/22
8:45pm

comment on caption:
Try not to call everyone 'Dave'. [Vivvy En]

No keep it. The government can use the money.

Scrijjy Doo

02/11/22
2:49pm

comment on caption:
"Do you want me to cancel the appointment for your ingrown toenail?" [Vivvy En]

This is a true story: Years ago I regularly ran with a group of about 10-15, mostly guys, starting at and ending a running shoe store. On one run we came to a 8-10 foot high fence with a gate and padlocks on the gate. One by one the guys climbed over the gate while I waited and tried to see if there was another way. Then, just as the last one was climbing over, I saw that the locks weren't actually locked, but made to look like they were locked. After the last one had climbed over, I opened the lock, opened the gate, and walked through.

Willie Johnson

08/12/22
6:26am

comment on caption:
"I suppose we could climb over it." [Vivvy En]

Willie, that story's a bit like the great punchline to a parkour chase in one of the Johnny English movies

Glyn Evans

08/12/22
9:23am

comment on caption:
"I suppose we could climb over it." [Vivvy En]

I don't know who Johnny English is Glyn, but it sounds like a nice compliment so I gave it a vote. Mind you, this was well over thirty years ago. It brings to mind another story about how one of our runs was named.
One of our Thursday runs involved running around the side of a steep hill and running to the top from the back side. This hill was so steep and long, that nobody could make it all the way up without walking at least part of it. Nobody except for two of us - one of the salespeople from the running shoe store, and me. On one of these runs, we both made it to the top way before anyone else, and knew we'd have to wait. I looked at the other guy and said why don't we do it again? He said ok, and so we started back to run around and up the hill again. We ran into another one of our runners who was late and who decided to skip the steep part and meet everyone by running up the front side which was much less steep.
We told him we were going to run it again and asked if he'd like to come with us. He said "Are you guys on glue?" From then on, this particular run was known as the "glue loop".

Willie Johnson

08/12/22
11:53pm

comment on caption:
"I suppose we could climb over it." [Vivvy En]

Willie, Johnny English is a parody of James Bond etc with Rowan Atkinson in the title role. The films are alright but also a bit naff but that one punchline is the one I remember the most from the series.

Glyn Evans

09/12/22
3:55pm

comment on caption:
"I suppose we could climb over it." [Vivvy En]

A-ha, I see Dave's true motives behind the nicely addressed letter above, dressed up in love - that old chestnut. Is this what the letter really says? 🤔

Dear Aunt Whilnelia (kudos on the name btw. Awesome!)

This ornate boot remover you got me must have cost a fair whack so that means you've probably got a fair bit in the bank so I'd like to know how much you're going to give me in my inheritance. I need money fast so I can't really wait for you to pop your clogs so what we'll need to do is figure out an arrangement where you can make monthly installments into my bank account. If you don't comply in paying up, for future reference know this, I have friends. They're desperate people and they're also fickle enough to do my bidding and follow my every instruction.

Please get in contact and show me a sign of your love and that you care by contributing to my future survival

Your money loving nephew

Dave

XxxxX

It really is heart warming, certainly brought a tear to my eye. Dave just wants to know that there's someone out there that cares for him even if he has to lovingly take care of a family member himself especially if it's their finances. You can't beat a bit of love, can you? 🥰 Love for yourself, love for people who you see as an extension of yourself even though they're not technically you, it's all so selfless, I love it.

Glyn Evans

31/12/22
3:51pm