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26/01/20 21:58:13 |
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Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning. --Willie Johnson
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06/01/24 20:07:58 |
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"Yes sir, I assure you our new sex-doll packaging is very discrete." 06/10/20 19:37:49 |
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Funding your child's University expenses can't start early enough. 27/02/21 20:08:30 |
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04/01/22 20:45:44 |
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It's going to be one of those overly long tell all death sequences where an important secret's revealed that may bring untold fortunes and then you realise that you're bolted to the floor and you'll have to lug their body with you if you want ... --Glyn Evans
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Board with your normal cereal? 17/08/19 19:20:24 |
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? 26/05/22 13:55:56 |
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His poor cat... --Mr Dome
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17/08/21 19:00:57 |
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Good caption, it's something to crow about. --Willie Johnson
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"Only 246 sleeps until we're relevant again honey." 27/04/19 3:36:40 |
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02/01/17 20:29:37 |
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"My girlfriends name?... uh, Polly Ester. 12/03/21 20:11:23 |
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Isn't that Fearne Cotton's sister? --Karyn Harrison
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"When you've seen up as many skirts as I have kid You'll be unimpressed too." 20/02/22 22:05:26 |
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27/09/19 14:28:48 |
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15/01/22 0:36:52 |
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"Oh Mr. Gere I'd be honored..." 27/06/22 19:26:54 |
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How to hide snacks from your blind roommates 101 25/04/22 19:04:13 |
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16/02/21 20:08:08 |
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I will never understand bowling. 17/08/19 19:19:36 |
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03/10/20 15:41:30 |
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10/05/20 5:58:15 |
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Successfully smuggling cucumbers since 1953. 15/03/20 16:06:31 |
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This bike is a real chick magnet. 02/01/17 20:28:23 |
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Them Duke boys is at it again... 19/04/22 19:20:48 |
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Uncle Jesse looks well. --Al Overy
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12/12/21 20:32:58 |
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You ever see that movie Alien? 23/11/21 20:20:12 |
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23/08/21 14:15:54 |
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A brilliant disguise, but the sandals are a dead giveaway. --Karyn Harrison
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I say... I do believe that I shat my pantaloons. 19/08/21 14:21:45 |
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06/05/21 13:55:41 |
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07/02/21 18:21:19 |
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They've already got that covered. --Willie Johnson
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06/02/21 22:38:58 |
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19/01/21 20:21:03 |
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27/11/20 20:26:16 |
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"Danmit Sarah! I put a lot of work into making your birthday breakfast special!" 10/09/20 0:04:09 |
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13/06/20 16:17:39 |
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Honestly I always comment without having read others comments so that it's just my take on things. At one time this site flagged overlapped captions and would ask you if you wanted to still post your caption. I don't know what happened to that... --Charles Gilbert
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Hey, he's God okay... he can look any way he wants. 23/10/19 19:22:13 |
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He looks like he's at the end of his rope! 14/09/19 20:52:19 |
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03/01/17 23:50:21 |
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09/07/22 20:59:42 |
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Honey I shrunk the cartographers. 17/06/22 19:51:10 |
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13/06/22 20:31:16 |
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29/05/22 20:09:14 |
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Creative ways to smuggle cocaine 101: 29/04/22 0:08:48 |
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But... won't all the air escape through the holes in his hands? 21/04/22 19:51:07 |
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25/01/22 20:05:32 |
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The Russian remake of Rocky sucks. 24/04/21 16:18:32 |
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Humanity's last ditch effort to defeat the Covid virus by enlarging it goes horribly wrong. 05/03/21 20:26:17 |
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"Got a package people! Coming through." 28/02/21 15:25:15 |
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Her milkshake brings all the bovines to the yard. 27/02/21 18:21:41 |
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24/02/21 20:35:00 |
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...and yes, the carpet matches the drapes. 24/02/21 20:32:36 |
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08/02/21 23:09:49 |
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01/02/21 20:15:06 |
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23/01/21 23:01:21 |
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Is, is that Sarah Jessica Parker? 10/01/21 22:11:09 |
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Neigh --Vivvy En
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"Where we're going we don't need sidewalks Marty." 05/01/21 15:19:38 |
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Yes, but how are you going to get up to 88 mph? --Willie Johnson
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03/12/20 5:22:15 |
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11/10/20 19:01:59 |
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"Have either of you kids seen like a Really big rabbit run through here?" 09/10/20 2:11:48 |
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This is my tail. There are many like it, but this one's mine. 07/09/20 20:09:05 |
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The greatest cross-over film of 2020; 08/07/20 1:07:21 |
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After killing his pet termite and stealing his matchbox, John Wick goes after the colony of fire ants responsible... --Glyn Evans
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07/04/20 14:31:26 |
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14/03/20 23:31:47 |
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01/12/19 2:11:41 |
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Row row row your boar, 04/10/19 22:52:11 |
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16/09/19 23:48:12 |
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17/08/19 14:35:01 |
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04/05/19 1:42:49 |
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14/04/19 19:30:09 |
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25/03/17 17:06:22 |
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It's not easy to quit while you're ahead. 28/01/17 20:35:34 |
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15/07/22 15:45:37 |
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14/05/22 22:20:02 |
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This one may contain dots... --Al Overy
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These trucker protests are getting out of hand. 13/02/22 0:11:23 |
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"I told you we shouldn't have taken that left turn at Albuquerque..." 28/01/22 20:18:20 |
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24/01/22 20:19:58 |
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What happens in Vegas, eventually ends up on Caption Me. 14/01/22 23:31:11 |
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"Yes. Yes I do have a kitchen sink." 29/12/21 3:46:26 |
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01/12/21 20:25:09 |
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...and that's how I burned down the bathroom. 10/10/21 19:11:01 |
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21/08/21 1:59:30 |
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"Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough." 18/08/21 5:09:23 |
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I hope you're not talking about the squirrel --Glyn Evans
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"Oh my God, it's full of stars." 22/07/21 1:02:31 |
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20/07/21 13:47:56 |
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05/05/21 14:00:18 |
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26/02/21 20:13:53 |
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Rollin rollin rollin, 07/01/21 1:12:37 |
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"No you idiots, we're supposed to be looking for a giant peach!" 19/12/20 22:01:03 |
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06/12/20 1:40:03 |
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The Tardis doesn't always arrive in optimal locations. 29/11/20 19:50:07 |
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Historical Misunderstanding # 17 21/11/20 16:00:40 |
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It's the only way he could win by a landslide... 18/11/20 15:31:00 |
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That's the perfect distance to be from New York. 25/10/20 20:14:38 |
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12/09/20 15:27:10 |
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Nobody cares where you hide anymore Waldo! 09/09/20 23:55:33 |
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29/08/20 0:00:15 |
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Let's make a happy little seedling. --Scrijjy Doo
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26/08/20 14:32:12 |
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What? They have a slimming effect... 18/08/20 0:56:05 |
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Nine out of ten dentist prefer if you don't do this. 07/08/20 5:03:19 |
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? 05/08/20 3:58:51 |
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30/05/20 4:19:26 |
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This caption is exactly the same as the one posted over two and a half hours earlier at 20:50:12
5:05pm
comment on caption:
May contain nuts... [Charles Gilbert]
This one may contain dots...
5:29pm
comment on caption:
May contain nuts... [Charles Gilbert]
Same caption? That's nuts! I tella ya, it's driving me dotty.
7:44pm
comment on caption:
May contain nuts... [Charles Gilbert]
Well done Anons for raisin this issue.
Another Anon
7:52pm
comment on caption:
May contain nuts... [Charles Gilbert]
To be fair, two and a half hours is like an eternity to some captioneers and/or they don't know how to scroll.
8:27pm
comment on caption:
May contain nuts... [Charles Gilbert]
If you voted for this one but not for 20:50:12, please consider voting for both.
7:53am
comment on caption:
May contain nuts... [Charles Gilbert]
nod to 20:50:12
11:11am
comment on caption:
May contain nuts... [Charles Gilbert]
His poor cat...
4:59pm
comment on caption:
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? [Charles Gilbert]
What are her pronouns?
6:10pm
comment on caption:
"She identifies as a Beagle." [Charles Gilbert]
The Airline, where Everyone, Feels Free... to take "a Nappy."
(A Nappy is included, under every seat.)
7:53am
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Incontinental Airlines. [Charles Gilbert]