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Congratulations Charles. Excellent caption, although I've got some questions. No time for them? Ok then I'll just get on... with captioning. --Willie Johnson
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06/01/24 20:07:58 |
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"Yes sir, I assure you our new sex-doll packaging is very discrete." 06/10/20 19:37:49 |
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Funding your child's University expenses can't start early enough. 27/02/21 20:08:30 |
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04/01/22 20:45:44 |
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It's going to be one of those overly long tell all death sequences where an important secret's revealed that may bring untold fortunes and then you realise that you're bolted to the floor and you'll have to lug their body with you if you want ... --Glyn Evans
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Board with your normal cereal? 17/08/19 19:20:24 |
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? 26/05/22 13:55:56 |
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His poor cat... --Mr Dome
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17/08/21 19:00:57 |
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Good caption, it's something to crow about. --Willie Johnson
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"Only 246 sleeps until we're relevant again honey." 27/04/19 3:36:40 |
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02/01/17 20:29:37 |
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"My girlfriends name?... uh, Polly Ester. 12/03/21 20:11:23 |
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Isn't that Fearne Cotton's sister? --Karyn Harrison
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"When you've seen up as many skirts as I have kid You'll be unimpressed too." 20/02/22 22:05:26 |
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27/09/19 14:28:48 |
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15/01/22 0:36:52 |
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"Oh Mr. Gere I'd be honored..." 27/06/22 19:26:54 |
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How to hide snacks from your blind roommates 101 25/04/22 19:04:13 |
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16/02/21 20:08:08 |
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I will never understand bowling. 17/08/19 19:19:36 |
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03/10/20 15:41:30 |
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10/05/20 5:58:15 |
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Successfully smuggling cucumbers since 1953. 15/03/20 16:06:31 |
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This bike is a real chick magnet. 02/01/17 20:28:23 |
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Them Duke boys is at it again... 19/04/22 19:20:48 |
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Uncle Jesse looks well. --Al Overy
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12/12/21 20:32:58 |
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You ever see that movie Alien? 23/11/21 20:20:12 |
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23/08/21 14:15:54 |
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A brilliant disguise, but the sandals are a dead giveaway. --Karyn Harrison
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I say... I do believe that I shat my pantaloons. 19/08/21 14:21:45 |
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06/05/21 13:55:41 |
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07/02/21 18:21:19 |
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They've already got that covered. --Willie Johnson
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06/02/21 22:38:58 |
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19/01/21 20:21:03 |
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27/11/20 20:26:16 |
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"Danmit Sarah! I put a lot of work into making your birthday breakfast special!" 10/09/20 0:04:09 |
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13/06/20 16:17:39 |
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Honestly I always comment without having read others comments so that it's just my take on things. At one time this site flagged overlapped captions and would ask you if you wanted to still post your caption. I don't know what happened to that... --Charles Gilbert
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Hey, he's God okay... he can look any way he wants. 23/10/19 19:22:13 |
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He looks like he's at the end of his rope! 14/09/19 20:52:19 |
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03/01/17 23:50:21 |
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09/07/22 20:59:42 |
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Honey I shrunk the cartographers. 17/06/22 19:51:10 |
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13/06/22 20:31:16 |
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29/05/22 20:09:14 |
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Creative ways to smuggle cocaine 101: 29/04/22 0:08:48 |
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But... won't all the air escape through the holes in his hands? 21/04/22 19:51:07 |
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25/01/22 20:05:32 |
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The Russian remake of Rocky sucks. 24/04/21 16:18:32 |
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Humanity's last ditch effort to defeat the Covid virus by enlarging it goes horribly wrong. 05/03/21 20:26:17 |
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"Got a package people! Coming through." 28/02/21 15:25:15 |
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Her milkshake brings all the bovines to the yard. 27/02/21 18:21:41 |
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24/02/21 20:35:00 |
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...and yes, the carpet matches the drapes. 24/02/21 20:32:36 |
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08/02/21 23:09:49 |
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01/02/21 20:15:06 |
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23/01/21 23:01:21 |
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Is, is that Sarah Jessica Parker? 10/01/21 22:11:09 |
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Neigh --Vivvy En
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"Where we're going we don't need sidewalks Marty." 05/01/21 15:19:38 |
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Yes, but how are you going to get up to 88 mph? --Willie Johnson
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03/12/20 5:22:15 |
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11/10/20 19:01:59 |
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"Have either of you kids seen like a Really big rabbit run through here?" 09/10/20 2:11:48 |
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This is my tail. There are many like it, but this one's mine. 07/09/20 20:09:05 |
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The greatest cross-over film of 2020; 08/07/20 1:07:21 |
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After killing his pet termite and stealing his matchbox, John Wick goes after the colony of fire ants responsible... --Glyn Evans
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07/04/20 14:31:26 |
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14/03/20 23:31:47 |
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01/12/19 2:11:41 |
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Row row row your boar, 04/10/19 22:52:11 |
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16/09/19 23:48:12 |
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17/08/19 14:35:01 |
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04/05/19 1:42:49 |
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14/04/19 19:30:09 |
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25/03/17 17:06:22 |
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It's not easy to quit while you're ahead. 28/01/17 20:35:34 |
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15/07/22 15:45:37 |
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14/05/22 22:20:02 |
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This one may contain dots... --Al Overy
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These trucker protests are getting out of hand. 13/02/22 0:11:23 |
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"I told you we shouldn't have taken that left turn at Albuquerque..." 28/01/22 20:18:20 |
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24/01/22 20:19:58 |
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What happens in Vegas, eventually ends up on Caption Me. 14/01/22 23:31:11 |
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"Yes. Yes I do have a kitchen sink." 29/12/21 3:46:26 |
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01/12/21 20:25:09 |
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...and that's how I burned down the bathroom. 10/10/21 19:11:01 |
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21/08/21 1:59:30 |
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"Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough." 18/08/21 5:09:23 |
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I hope you're not talking about the squirrel --Glyn Evans
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"Oh my God, it's full of stars." 22/07/21 1:02:31 |
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20/07/21 13:47:56 |
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05/05/21 14:00:18 |
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26/02/21 20:13:53 |
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Rollin rollin rollin, 07/01/21 1:12:37 |
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"No you idiots, we're supposed to be looking for a giant peach!" 19/12/20 22:01:03 |
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06/12/20 1:40:03 |
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The Tardis doesn't always arrive in optimal locations. 29/11/20 19:50:07 |
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Historical Misunderstanding # 17 21/11/20 16:00:40 |
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It's the only way he could win by a landslide... 18/11/20 15:31:00 |
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That's the perfect distance to be from New York. 25/10/20 20:14:38 |
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12/09/20 15:27:10 |
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Nobody cares where you hide anymore Waldo! 09/09/20 23:55:33 |
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29/08/20 0:00:15 |
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Let's make a happy little seedling. --Scrijjy Doo
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26/08/20 14:32:12 |
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What? They have a slimming effect... 18/08/20 0:56:05 |
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Nine out of ten dentist prefer if you don't do this. 07/08/20 5:03:19 |
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? 05/08/20 3:58:51 |
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30/05/20 4:19:26 |
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Will do, the sport of Jugger was created as a result of the film. They can make movies without the need for deliberate merchandising!
9:03am
comment on caption:
This SO reminds me of the old guy in the movie The Blood Of Heroes with Rutger Hauer. If you haven't seen it... you should watch it. Shitty caption i know but still... check it out. Completely overlooked cult classic. [Charles Gilbert]
Great one. You made it easy: The best caption has already-been written. NOW take out the trash...
5:41am
comment on caption:
Another overly dramatic post.
[Charles Gilbert]
It's going to be one of those overly long tell all death sequences where an important secret's revealed that may bring untold fortunes and then you realise that you're bolted to the floor and you'll have to lug their body with you if you want to go anywhere but that's not the worse of it as you've got to bring everyone else with you too even if they're not particularly interested in the fortune so you've got to convince them why this journey's going to be valuable to them in order to get them to shift but then there's also the problem of on e agreed upon how we're going to get everyone free from their positions.
This post isn't meant to be overly dramatic.
8:51pm
comment on caption:
Another overly dramatic post.
[Charles Gilbert]
No you're not, here have a vote.
Then again I'm placing value and strength capacity on votes. If you don't have many votes does that make you the weakest link?
9:00pm
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"you are the weakest link.
Goodbye." [Charles Gilbert]
This is almost an exact copy of Tue 20:09:42 (not mine). Voters should be placing their votes there, and you'd hope the author of this caption gives them a vote too...
9:09pm
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"you are the weakest link.
Goodbye." [Charles Gilbert]
I agree with James and have added a vote for the original.
Between the two captions, I actually prefer the snappier wording of this caption, but I think the author should have given a nod to the other, at least.
11:43pm
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"you are the weakest link.
Goodbye." [Charles Gilbert]
I'm surprised the familiarity filter didn't pick it up. The caption author probably hasn't clocked the other caption (not that they need to) and "...the weakest link..." is a stock catchphrase so it's likely to be reused but like Chris said I prefer this one too as it's more succinct.
We should get Anne Robinson on here and see what she thinks. As if...
8:16am
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"you are the weakest link.
Goodbye." [Charles Gilbert]
It doesn't look like there's not mushroom for everyone to be a champignon, however I'm guessing they won't be put into a risotto any time soon if they have no time for boozers
8:16am
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We are the Champignons.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIGNONS!
No time for boozers,
'cause we are the champignons...
...of the world!
[Charles Gilbert]
Uncle Jesse looks well.
7:42pm
comment on caption:
Them Duke boys is at it again...
[Charles Gilbert]
See 20:50:12
11:23am
comment on caption:
May contain nuts... [Charles Gilbert]