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	"What a paranoid tw*t." "He might be a nice enough guy. You can't judge a bloke by its covid." 27/12/21 20:04:21	1 2
Next he'll be rallying up an army so that he can feel self assured with his paranoid delusions. Once that's done, these will suddenly appear everywhere on the market and he'll mysteriously make a lot of money as a result :-D --Glyn Evans
	Joey to the World 27/12/21 17:02:03	2


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	"The fancy dress party was going well until I had to reach down to use my 'pressure relief valve'." 16/12/21 20:05:32	2

	"Mum said whenever I go mountain biking I should always let people know where I am on my cycle." 07/12/21 20:01:11	2

	"I made the mistake of calling the kettle black." 06/12/21 20:08:15	1 2
"It gets so repetitive with customers always making that "pot calling the kettle black" joke. All I reply is that I am black, now fuck off. I don't care if I get fired, customers should be able to take a joke too" --Glyn Evans
	Kids grow up so fast it'll make your head spin. 18/11/21 20:06:57	2


17/11/21 18:05:58		2

	Buck you! 13/11/21 20:02:07	2

	🎵 Hark the herald angels sing, Glory to the static cling 🎵 12/11/21 20:00:42	2

	My childhood was filled with many happy mammaries. 06/11/21 20:00:08	2

	"Still nothing. Send up the five year old!" Shelf testing lab at Beko. 30/10/21 19:23:36	2

	Photographer takes Autumn portrait before departing. Leaves behind Bill. 29/10/21 19:06:24	2


26/10/21 19:02:55		2

	Get a tomb. 25/10/21 12:06:21	2

	Died from a stroke 25/10/21 12:01:22	2

	Luckily, pointing is still allowed. "THIS, Dave. THIS is what I've been wanting you to do to me." 14/10/21 19:14:58	1 2
...said Dave to himself. --Michael Winner
	Stamps and Cramps 09/10/21 19:01:59	2


08/10/21 19:22:33		2

	"I'm not sure about these 'cement shoes', Mr Gambino, but 'sleeping with the fishes' sounds quite nice." 07/10/21 19:01:09	2

	"Sir, the strip club doesn't open for another hour." "I'm not a patron today, Candi... I'm auditioning!" 06/10/21 19:00:18	2

	Though she kept smiling Jane instantly regretted booking Bob's Budget Hen Do. 06/10/21 19:00:08	2

	Dave checks whether the player from Trinidad has got the Covid jab. 18/09/21 19:00:18	2 2
That's a piercing comment, caption author. But I think that whole situation is bollocks. --Willie Johnson

12/09/21 19:00:46		1 2
Didn't have the common sense to get one of those tin foil hats on? Supposedly they stop people from reading your mind. :-O --Glyn Evans
	"Hello hello hello, what's this then? No headlights... fifty quid. No tail lights... fifty quid. No turn indicators... fifty quid." (Paarp) "No silencer... fifty quid...." 07/09/21 19:05:36	1 2


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	Resting beach faeces 01/09/21 19:00:26	2

	Pet-rol station 23/08/21 19:00:07	2

	"Today the world, tomorrow the galaxy," thought Emperor Palpateeny 16/08/21 22:28:29	2

	"Watch this: Penguins aren't the only ones with happy feet." 23/07/21 19:01:45	2


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07/07/21 14:06:17		2

	"So I said to him, 'I'll break your arm if you don't give me those pretty little hundreds and thousands.'" 22/10/24 19:04:52	1

	"I told you, Joseph, God is a Boston terrier." 18/10/24 19:05:56	1

	"I love attending the Hobbiton Hotfeet matches," said Treebeard. 17/10/24 19:02:38	1

	"We must learn to defeat them at their own game. It's not enough to just come here and take all their jobs." 16/10/24 19:18:18	1

	"At first I was offended when they asked me to be their pigeon English translator, but a gig's a gig." 03/10/24 19:11:20	1

	🎵 "Memory..." 🎵 25/09/24 19:01:11, edited: 26/09/24 3:37:16	1

	I don't care what people say, I would still go on holiday with James Corden. 30/08/24 19:02:37	1

	The search begins for the 2025 Dave Awards trophy. Mon 20:08:23	0

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